Part-time flower care worker

"Lin Kun, sing a..."

A crisp shout interrupted Lin Kun's dream of getting rich. Several military training targets here were singing duets.

However, the square team I was in was silent, and everyone looked down at their crotch affectionately with their heads down. It was obvious that no one wanted to stand out.

This is also normal, after all, this team is composed of archeology majors, history majors and ancient Chinese majors, most of them are introverted nerds, and occasionally a few cheerful ones are probably still tone-deaf.

At the beginning of school, no one wants to lose face, but wants to leave a good impression or a sense of mystery on others.

However, if no one sings, no one will sing, so what are you calling me for?

Lin Kun stood up depressed, not wanting to sing, but looking for someone, wanting to see who shouted at him, but he looked around in a camouflage green, everyone was wearing a green hat, and everyone felt the same.

It should be a girl's voice just now, it was clear and sweet, Lin Kun rounded his eyes and looked around, at this moment, the instructor said: "Okay, this student, let you sing a song on behalf of our phalanx, everyone welcome."

The instructor's words were considered to have fulfilled Lin Kun. The others were just pretending to be dead, looking at their crotch, and applauding enthusiastically.

Lin Kun was stunned. It wasn't that he was afraid of singing, but that he didn't know many songs. He had been hiding in the mountains for the past two years. What he heard most were wolves howling and owls...

Lin Kun was in a dilemma, at this time, someone shouted again: "Lin Kun, here is one..."

After a shout, other people also booed and booed, and the surrounding phalanxes all started booing, and many of them didn't know Lin Kun.

At this time, Zhang Xuemin who was next to him gave him an idea, saying: "Second brother, this is an excellent opportunity to advertise, let everyone know who you are, and then the business will come to your door..."

When Lin Kun heard this, his eyes lit up immediately. That’s right, since he wants to be a part-time job on campus, or to make his career bigger, he must be well-known. Although he posted an advertisement on the bulletin board at the door, it has already been seen by others today. Although it was shamelessly advertised at the opening ceremony, more people would think it was a joke.

The effect of advertising does not happen once or twice. The advertisements of those super big companies and those products that have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people are still bombarded on TV one after another.

However, Lin Kunzheng doesn't know any songs. I heard others sing them just now. They are all popular songs nowadays, and there are even foreign songs. Not to mention that Lin Kun has been in the mountains and forests for two years, he didn't like it very much even before. Listen to music.

Just when he was in trouble, the booing sound became louder and louder. Lin Kun's ears moved suddenly, and from the countless voices, he miraculously captured the initial crisp sound. He immediately followed the sound and saw the opposite side Tao Linna in the formation was shouting at the top of her voice.

It's this girl again, it seems that she has sex with brother.

Lin Kun quickly met Tao Linna's eyes, and the chick avoided it immediately, pretending to be calm and breezy, and pretending to be doing my shit, and unzipped the zipper of the camouflage uniform, revealing the vest inside, Fan yourself by fanning your skirt.

Lin Kun squinted his eyes and looked at him. Amidst the booing of mountains and tsunami, he suddenly remembered a song that was popular all over the country and is still familiar to this day. ', each of the songs of this god-level combination can be called a divine comedy, even if you have never listened to it seriously, once you listen to the melody and look at the lyrics, you will sing it naturally...

At the beginning, Lin Kun was also smoked abruptly. Now he was waiting for Tao Linna, and blurted out, "I was watching from a distance, and there was a girl taking off her clothes outside the crowd..."

As he sang, he pointed at Tao Linna, and everyone naturally looked in the direction he was pointing at. Tao Linna, who had just unzipped her jacket, held her left and right sides, each holding the skirts on both sides, revealing her little vest. , it really looks like she's undressing.

Suddenly became the focus of everyone's attention, Tao Linna was stunned. She didn't expect Lin Kun to be so bad that she changed her words randomly. At this time, she only heard Lin Kun singing: "Take off your clothes, you are more beautiful, I want to walk with you On the road to sexual happiness... oh yeah, oh yeah, the seen and the invisible, the momentary and the eternal, are all flat..."

Everyone was stunned when they heard it, but Tao Linna gritted her teeth tightly, her face was ashen, and she wrapped her coat tightly in front of her body. At this moment, Lin Kun's tune changed, and she clapped her hands to beat the beat: "Medicine cut Ke Nao, the chick does not wear a bra, her breasts are not as big as an egg, and her eyes become presbyopic after watching too much... Ariba Dihei, I am not afraid of not wearing a bra. I will help you find a way. Pants, bras and condoms are available in any size I can do it, inflatable doll contraceptives can be discounted for door-to-door delivery, ask me what to do, run errands for you to solve problems, send love letters, copy homework, as long as you give me money, I will do whatever..."

The more Lin Kun said, the more energetic he was, the people around him couldn't see anything, even the instructor was no exception. Many people present knew him, and today they got to know him better.

Tao Linna was so angry that she gritted her silver teeth, wishing she could hold him in her arms and smother him to death with her little girl's top, she even dared to say that her sister's was like an egg, at least a dinosaur egg.

While Tao Linna was angry, she couldn't help feeling powerless in her heart. She felt that she really shouldn't provoke Lin Kun just now. She wanted to see him make a fool of herself, but she didn't expect to make herself ugly in the end. Tell her this story, a wise man You can punish stupid people, but you can't beat shameless people!

Lin Kun’s mouth was numb after talking for a long time. He felt that more and more people gathered around him. Even the freshmen from the phalanx in the distance rushed over to join in the fun. The instructor hurriedly blew the whistle. This is completely beyond the scope of pulling songs. It is clearly an advertisement Well.

Although Lin Kun couldn't carry out the advertisement to the end, the freshmen were talking about him in private, and they were all discussing him. So far, most people believe that he is not playing tricks or playing with his personality, but is really doing it hourly worker.

Zhang Xuemin, Xu Cheng, and Li Yongtai also took the opportunity to help Lin Kun with publicity in their respective phalanxes and classes, and it became a well-known secret.

When the training ended at noon and they were dismissed, Lin Kun was immediately surrounded by people, both men and women, but most of them were boys. They all came to check whether Lin Kun could really accept any commission and do any job.

Naturally, Lin Kun kept nodding his head and told them that all commissions could be accepted except for violations of law and discipline. People were full of expectations immediately.

Many of them left home for the first time and lived independently without their parents and relatives. In the era when no one dared to help the elderly when they fell, it was too difficult to find someone to help. There were people around, even though the price was clearly marked, it was still very convenient.

Just when Lin Kun patiently and meticulously introduced his scope of services and charging standards, a discordant voice suddenly came from the crowd: "What can you do, you can only run errands?"

You don't need to look at the person, as soon as you hear this unlucky voice, you know it's Tao Linna, the lingering bitch, and she's here to add to the chaos, always hiding in the dark like this and stabbing the knife in the back, sinister chick.

Lin Kun didn't even see her shadow around, and hid outside the third floor. Naturally, Lin Kun would not go to have sex with her at this time. Facing the suspicious eyes around him, Lin Kun smiled and said: "Don't worry, everyone." , as long as I agree to accept the commission, I will be able to complete it. Although I dare not say that I am omnipotent, I still have some special skills. I can type, copy, repair light bulbs and sewers, cook, warm beds, and move. Ladder to the beam. Can pedicure, scrub, full body massage plus foot therapy. Wen Neng wonderful pens, Wu Neng Sanda, massage, acupuncture and scraping, specializing in the treatment of syphilis smallpox... Oh, yes, the person who asked the question just now Miss."

Lin Kun suddenly changed the subject, separated the crowd, and pulled out Tao Linna, who was hiding outside the crowd and was about to snipe. "This beautiful woman is my former employer. With my careful help, I successfully cured her dysmenorrhea that has plagued her for many years!"

"You..." Tao Linna was furious, but with dozens of people around her watching, she really didn't dare to confront a shameless person like Lin Kun face to face. She likes to use her wisdom and play tricks. Not a strong point.Text first.

Before Tao Linna could speak, a girl next to her asked, "Do you really know how to cure dysmenorrhea?"

"Of course." Lin Kun patted his chest and said, "It's enough to let her get pregnant, at least it will be pain-free for ten months!"

Cut... Everyone naturally didn't believe his nonsense, but Tao Linna was furious, this guy is too shameless, he spouts everything, his mouth is like a chrysanthemum farting, there is no sound, no smell, no smell Put them all out, to deal with such a lowly and invincible man, Tao Linna has nothing to do with the world's best wisdom, so she can only hold back her anger and wait for the opportunity.

Tao Linna wisely chose to retreat strategically, and no longer confronted Lin Kun head-on, and Lin Kun didn't want to entangle her anymore, business is the most important thing.

In this way, Lin Kun walked towards the cafeteria amidst the hustle and bustle of a group of people. At the same time, several other camps also came to the canteen. Beauty, surrounded by personal guards, flower guards...

Among the crowd, Lin Kun saw He Ping, who is elegant and elegant, and the charming and charming town boy Liu Yinnan, and a few girls that Lin Kun didn't know, but they were definitely first-class beauties , or pure and sweet, or beautiful and colorful, or outstanding temperament, in the crowd, some of them feel awkward, awkward, some enjoy it, proud like a princess...

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I finally made it to the top of the new book list, but at the very end, the position is in jeopardy. I call on my dear brothers and sisters, throw all the votes in your hands, and let us make further progress!