we are brothers

[131] Poor Dao Great Tang Monk

"What did you say?"

"It's okay, I'm a good person, a really good person, there is an old saying in China, what is it called Baishan."

"I know, brother Zheng, Baishan filial piety comes first! You are stupid"

"That's right, that's it. Then tell me, what do you mean by that?"

"That is to be filial to your parents."

"Then you have to be obedient to your parents." Gong Zheng sighed, "I didn't get the first place in this exam, and my dad was angry again when I got home. Do you think falling in love is really so wasteful?" Energy?"

Han Yaner let out an "ah" and nodded, "It should be, my academic performance has also dropped."

Gong Zheng adjusted his glasses, "Shakespeare once said that he loves you very much, so he is willing and willing to let you fly to more happy places."

"Why are these words so familiar?"

"It's good to be familiar with it. This is a famous quote. Of course I'm familiar with it. Don't you post these famous quotes from celebrities in your class? In fact, I think that to love someone, you only need to look at him well, and you don't have to be with her, yes No?"

Han Yaner nodded.

"I am, no matter where you are, whether you are with me or not, I think that your happiness is my happiness."

"Zhengzheng, you are so kind!"

Gong Zheng nodded, "You're better," then curled his lips helplessly, and said to himself, "Paralyzed, you're so fucking innocent and can't understand what I mean by this?" Can't trust him anymore.

Gong Zheng sent Han Yan'er back to work dejectedly, threw his glasses aside, and went into the toilet in a state of depression, wanting to smoke a cigarette, just in time to see Wang Long and the others finish smoking, "You inhumane, damn it, Seeing that I don’t help, but come here to smoke?”

"Brother Zheng, you can handle it yourself, how about it?"

"It's not good! This woman doesn't know if she's really stupid or not. She understands everything I've said, but she still doesn't understand! I don't think it's possible, so I can only go with plan B."

Gao Yu narrowed his eyes, "What plan b?"

Gong Zheng narrowed his eyes instantly, "Dear Brother Yu, you..."

"I, I warn you, stay away from me, Han Feiya is enough for me now, don't mess with Han Yan'er, when the time comes, both of them will fall in love with me, what should I do?"

"No, don't worry, Han Yan'er can't like you, but she can pity you. Look, can you pretend to be sick, and then say that A Yao is your sister, and let her fulfill me and A Yao?"

Gao Yu looked at Gong Zheng, "Are you still human?"

"I am a good person, a truly good person, we are brothers! Brother Yu!" Gong Zheng was extremely serious!

"Why do you want me to do this kind of immoral thing, and you can't let Wang Long, or Da Zhong Li Lei do it?"

Gong Zheng frowned, "Brother Yu, look at you."

"It's useless to say less, you give me a convincing reason, why do you shit and I'll wipe your ass, and I'm still weird, this can't get along with Han Feiya, I'm sure you used it No, now you want me to help you lie to Han Yan'er again, don't give me a high hat, and don't use the word "brother" to oppress me, numbly, you don't do anything! You father-in-law!"

Gong Zheng said "I" and quickly smiled, "Brother Yu, Brother Yu, look at you, we brothers."

"You can't tell, can you? If you can tell me a reason that makes me speechless, I'll do it for you right away, otherwise, don't talk about it!"

"Don't, it's not good to say it."

"Say it, tell it, there's nothing we can't say between our brothers, you say it!!" Gao Yu refused to let go.

Gong Zheng frowned, "Brother Yu, do you really want me to say it? It's hurtful to say it, look, let's"

"Gong Zheng, let me tell you, you can say whatever you want today, don't make it useless, just say it!"

Gong Zheng nodded, "Well, you said we have five brothers, of course, of course, I don't mean anything else, that is, except me, first of all except me, you touch your conscience and say, there is someone more wicked than you Is there anyone else who can deceive people more than me? Can you count on Wang Long Dazhong to deceive people? Both of them have everything written on their faces, but you can count on Li Lei to fool people. Fart! Only you can do this, Brother Yu! You can only rely on you! I can’t go to Dongyin and the others, they can’t do such things as eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.”

"I, I..." After Gao Yu repeated me twice, he suddenly felt speechless. His eyes widened, and he stared at Gong Zheng fiercely.

At this time, Wang Long said from the side, "This nima has studied well, and his brain is good. Brother Yu, this is enough." He patted Gao Yu on the shoulder, turned around and left.

Da Zhong and Li Lei laughed immediately and followed behind Wang Long.

In the end, after Gao Yu said "I, I" twice, he patted Gong Zheng on the shoulder, and stretched out his thumb to him, "You are ruthless!"

Gong Zheng looked helpless, "You forced me to say..."

"Brother Long, what will our sister cook for lunch?"

"It must be for our new cooking. It's not easy for our sister. Every night, I eat at home by myself and the leftovers we ate at noon."

"Okay." Wang Long smiled, "Who is easy? Is there any smoke left?"

"No, do you have the big clock?"

"The last Gong is drawn."

"Go and buy it." The five people stood in place, staring at each other. No one had any money. At this moment, they all laughed, "Go home and look for cigarette butts."

A few people shook their heads helplessly, and now the brothers have also formed a habit, whoever has money, will give half of it to Wang Ci first, and the rest will be for himself, as long as he is not hungry to death.

When the group was about to reach the downstairs of Wang Long's house, suddenly there was a bald monk wearing Taoist robes sitting downstairs in Wang Long's house. He has a long, long beard and sits on a small horse. On the ground are a book, a bamboo tube, and a big flagpole beside it. On the flagpole is a piece of rag "knowing astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom". Big characters, "Fortune-telling!"

Originally, Wang Long and the others didn't want to talk to him, but who knew that this man, who didn't know whether he was a monk or a Taoist priest, started talking to himself, "I'm destined to be lonely, and my life is destined to have twists and turns. It's a pity, pitiful, hateful, sad!" After speaking, he stroked his beard.

Wang Long stopped at that moment. He turned his head and looked at the fortune teller, "Are you a monk or a Taoist priest?"

"Pimpedao is the eminent monk of the Eastern Tang Dynasty!"

"Where are your three disciples!" Gong Zhengle said with a strange yin and yang air, "Can you speak logically? The place you are deceiving is not right. There are many poor people in this community. You can change places and go to the city that never sleeps. There are many superstitious drunks there. don't thank me"

"Presumably the benefactor must be the queen of the official?"

Gong Zheng frowned, stared at the old Taoist priest, and said nothing.

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