we are brothers
【2537】bungee jumping
After Gouzi finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. The sparrow cast a glance at him and ignored him. Gouzi took two steps, stopped, turned his head, and looked at Wang Long, "I almost said wrong, not goodbye, but see you! Thank you you!"
Gouzi said angrily, "I'm paralyzed, took me to the headquarters to save people, and the person who was almost saved was killed, and now he took me to experience the electric current, and finally came out, and took me to climb the mountain, Who knows what's next, I won't work with you anymore, we'd better never see each other again, paralyzed, my girlfriend is gone."
Seeing Gouzi leave by himself, Wang Long was a little depressed, he smiled at the sparrow, "Don't pay attention to him, he is like this, let's go."
"Wait for him." Sparrow sighed, "Anyway, after all, he helped us and saved me. I think he will come back soon." After finishing speaking, Sparrow lay down "Let's sleep together."
"Why did you run back? Didn't you see his angry expression? He hoped that he would never see us again."
"It's up to him." The sparrow leaned against the side and began to take a nap. Wang Long didn't think too much about it. After all, he was really sleepy. He closed his eyes slowly. About an hour later, he heard the sound of panting. The sound, Wang Long turned his head, and saw that Gouzi was buried and wet, and appeared next to him and the sparrow again. Gouzi's face was covered with mud, and there were still holes all over his body. It crawled out of that mud pit.
He looked at Wang Long and Sparrow angrily, "What the hell is this place, why is there a fucking army everywhere, what did I do wrong, who did I provoke, I just want a girl Friend! Fuck!"
The sparrow saw that the dog had come back, it was wet from head to toe, there was still a lot of mud, and it smelled bad when it got close.
"I fucking hate water the most, it's numb, it's disgusting to me." Gouzi cursed again from the side, "I scolded the neighbor."
"Okay, don't get inked." Wang Long smiled, "Since we're back, let's go, okay?"
"You knew early on that there were troops everywhere, didn't you? Knowing that, you let me go out to die, didn't you? You know, if I hadn't been lucky, I would have been caught by them a hundred times, and you treated you like this Brother Hao, isn't it?"
"Please, no one told you to go, you insisted on going." The sparrow crushed the dog with one sentence, "Can't you swim?"
"Why not, of course, swimming is a survival skill, you know." Gouzi pointed to himself, "But I don't like water, is this okay? Fuck, what does it smell like? It smells so bad. This How can there be stinky ditches in this kind of place, ah, I’m going crazy!" Just as he was talking, he could hear a small sound of "Teng~", and a lump of bird droppings appeared on the dog's head.
Gouzi suddenly calmed down. Both Wang Long and Sparrow deliberately took two steps away from Gouzi. Gouzi stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head very calmly. His hand was still stained with bird feces. He stopped complaining for a while, rubbed the bird droppings on his body, turned around and walked forward by himself, and stopped talking to Wang Long and the sparrow.
To be honest, the smell on Gouzi's body is getting worse and worse. Wang Long and Sparrow looked at each other from behind, and hurriedly followed them. The group walked for about half an hour, covered in stench. Gouzi appeared on the edge of a waterfall.
He turned his head and looked at Sparrow and Wang Long behind him, "Can you tell me where this place is, I said I hate water the most."
"Didn't you say to take a shortcut?" Wang Long was also stunned. He looked at the sparrow beside him, "Where is our shortcut?"
The sparrow walked to Wang Long's side, took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed it to Wang Long, and picked up another one himself. He still politely handed the cigarette to Gouzi, and did not dislike the dog. The stench of the child.
Gouzi squinted, wide-eyed and small-eyed, with mud on his face, he ignored the sparrow, and didn't grab the smoke from the sparrow's hand, but kept looking at the sparrow, his eyes were very angry, the sparrow must not be used to it "I don't like this kind of look."
"I am your savior. You first killed me, then stunned me with an electric baton, then took me to climb a mountain, and deliberately let me leave. After being chased by the troops, you hid in a stinky ditch, and finally ran back. Yes, you told me to take a shortcut, I told you that I hate water the most, and now you take me to this waterfall, you! Yes! No! Yes! Deliberately! "
Gouzi's voice changed a little bit, and the whole person was very angry, and Wang Long could see that Gouzi's current mental state was very wrong. Although he was thin and smelly, he seemed to have reached the point of collapse edge.
Wang Long quickly pulled the sparrow, "Uncle, his mental state seems to be a little bit wrong, did he have a problem with the electric shock just now?"
"You have a problem with the electric shock!" Gouzi turned around and scolded Wang Long, "I'm warning you now! Seriously warning you! Immediately! Immediately! Take me to find a place, I want to take a bath, Otherwise, I'll let you all taste my tranquilizer gun!"
As soon as Gouzi finished speaking, he saw the sparrow next to him move, and he kicked Gouzi's stomach. Yes, he kicked at the top of the stomach, and very hard. Gouzi was originally a short stature. The man, a big and strong man with a sparrow about 1.8 meters high, was kicked by the dog and flew into the air. The dog fell directly from the waterfall in a very handsome and beautiful posture. I can hear Gouzi yelling "Fuck your nanny!!"
Then there was a sound of "Boom!", the sound of heavy objects falling into the water, Wang Long froze for a moment, "***, so ruthless, do you want to?"
"Doesn't he want to take a bath? This is the shortcut I said, hurry up." Sparrow glanced at Wang Long, "Is there something wrong with your friend's brain, or is it really a problem because of the electric shock just now?"
"Uncle, with his figure, you might kick him to death with that kick just now. Really, moreover, this kind of thing."
Spreading his hands, the sparrow quickly finished smoking, "Hurry up, time is limited." After the sparrow finished speaking, he jumped and jumped down, and now only Wang Long was left, standing on the top of the waterfall With a depressing look on his face, he took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and jumped down. This feeling was too harsh, much more enjoyable than bungee jumping.
Gouzi said angrily, "I'm paralyzed, took me to the headquarters to save people, and the person who was almost saved was killed, and now he took me to experience the electric current, and finally came out, and took me to climb the mountain, Who knows what's next, I won't work with you anymore, we'd better never see each other again, paralyzed, my girlfriend is gone."
Seeing Gouzi leave by himself, Wang Long was a little depressed, he smiled at the sparrow, "Don't pay attention to him, he is like this, let's go."
"Wait for him." Sparrow sighed, "Anyway, after all, he helped us and saved me. I think he will come back soon." After finishing speaking, Sparrow lay down "Let's sleep together."
"Why did you run back? Didn't you see his angry expression? He hoped that he would never see us again."
"It's up to him." The sparrow leaned against the side and began to take a nap. Wang Long didn't think too much about it. After all, he was really sleepy. He closed his eyes slowly. About an hour later, he heard the sound of panting. The sound, Wang Long turned his head, and saw that Gouzi was buried and wet, and appeared next to him and the sparrow again. Gouzi's face was covered with mud, and there were still holes all over his body. It crawled out of that mud pit.
He looked at Wang Long and Sparrow angrily, "What the hell is this place, why is there a fucking army everywhere, what did I do wrong, who did I provoke, I just want a girl Friend! Fuck!"
The sparrow saw that the dog had come back, it was wet from head to toe, there was still a lot of mud, and it smelled bad when it got close.
"I fucking hate water the most, it's numb, it's disgusting to me." Gouzi cursed again from the side, "I scolded the neighbor."
"Okay, don't get inked." Wang Long smiled, "Since we're back, let's go, okay?"
"You knew early on that there were troops everywhere, didn't you? Knowing that, you let me go out to die, didn't you? You know, if I hadn't been lucky, I would have been caught by them a hundred times, and you treated you like this Brother Hao, isn't it?"
"Please, no one told you to go, you insisted on going." The sparrow crushed the dog with one sentence, "Can't you swim?"
"Why not, of course, swimming is a survival skill, you know." Gouzi pointed to himself, "But I don't like water, is this okay? Fuck, what does it smell like? It smells so bad. This How can there be stinky ditches in this kind of place, ah, I’m going crazy!" Just as he was talking, he could hear a small sound of "Teng~", and a lump of bird droppings appeared on the dog's head.
Gouzi suddenly calmed down. Both Wang Long and Sparrow deliberately took two steps away from Gouzi. Gouzi stretched out his hand to touch the top of his head very calmly. His hand was still stained with bird feces. He stopped complaining for a while, rubbed the bird droppings on his body, turned around and walked forward by himself, and stopped talking to Wang Long and the sparrow.
To be honest, the smell on Gouzi's body is getting worse and worse. Wang Long and Sparrow looked at each other from behind, and hurriedly followed them. The group walked for about half an hour, covered in stench. Gouzi appeared on the edge of a waterfall.
He turned his head and looked at Sparrow and Wang Long behind him, "Can you tell me where this place is, I said I hate water the most."
"Didn't you say to take a shortcut?" Wang Long was also stunned. He looked at the sparrow beside him, "Where is our shortcut?"
The sparrow walked to Wang Long's side, took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed it to Wang Long, and picked up another one himself. He still politely handed the cigarette to Gouzi, and did not dislike the dog. The stench of the child.
Gouzi squinted, wide-eyed and small-eyed, with mud on his face, he ignored the sparrow, and didn't grab the smoke from the sparrow's hand, but kept looking at the sparrow, his eyes were very angry, the sparrow must not be used to it "I don't like this kind of look."
"I am your savior. You first killed me, then stunned me with an electric baton, then took me to climb a mountain, and deliberately let me leave. After being chased by the troops, you hid in a stinky ditch, and finally ran back. Yes, you told me to take a shortcut, I told you that I hate water the most, and now you take me to this waterfall, you! Yes! No! Yes! Deliberately! "
Gouzi's voice changed a little bit, and the whole person was very angry, and Wang Long could see that Gouzi's current mental state was very wrong. Although he was thin and smelly, he seemed to have reached the point of collapse edge.
Wang Long quickly pulled the sparrow, "Uncle, his mental state seems to be a little bit wrong, did he have a problem with the electric shock just now?"
"You have a problem with the electric shock!" Gouzi turned around and scolded Wang Long, "I'm warning you now! Seriously warning you! Immediately! Immediately! Take me to find a place, I want to take a bath, Otherwise, I'll let you all taste my tranquilizer gun!"
As soon as Gouzi finished speaking, he saw the sparrow next to him move, and he kicked Gouzi's stomach. Yes, he kicked at the top of the stomach, and very hard. Gouzi was originally a short stature. The man, a big and strong man with a sparrow about 1.8 meters high, was kicked by the dog and flew into the air. The dog fell directly from the waterfall in a very handsome and beautiful posture. I can hear Gouzi yelling "Fuck your nanny!!"
Then there was a sound of "Boom!", the sound of heavy objects falling into the water, Wang Long froze for a moment, "***, so ruthless, do you want to?"
"Doesn't he want to take a bath? This is the shortcut I said, hurry up." Sparrow glanced at Wang Long, "Is there something wrong with your friend's brain, or is it really a problem because of the electric shock just now?"
"Uncle, with his figure, you might kick him to death with that kick just now. Really, moreover, this kind of thing."
Spreading his hands, the sparrow quickly finished smoking, "Hurry up, time is limited." After the sparrow finished speaking, he jumped and jumped down, and now only Wang Long was left, standing on the top of the waterfall With a depressing look on his face, he took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and jumped down. This feeling was too harsh, much more enjoyable than bungee jumping.
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