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【356】Meet an old Taoist again

Xiao Xiawen and Zhang Shuang glanced at the living room, feeling quite helpless. Gong Zheng was hospitalized, and Gao Yu and Du Jiaozhu were pinching each other every day.

The final exam is coming soon, two days before the final exam, Gong Zheng was discharged from the hospital, Wang Long and the others went to pick up Gong Zheng, Wang Ci, Xiao Xiawen, Zhang Shuang, Ah Yao, Wang Long, Da Zhong, Gao Yu , Li Lei, even our great leader Du went, but Gong Zheng's father didn't go, Wang Long and Da Zhong's salaries were also paid, all the money was removed, and Da Zhong's family continued to pay, and there were more than 400 It was less than five hundred yuan, and the two brothers didn't think too much about it. While Gong was being discharged from the hospital, it happened to treat everyone to a good meal.

Naturally, Gao Yu and the others would not be polite, and everyone was in a pretty good mood.

Coming out of the hospital, a group of people were chatting and laughing, and had a good time. Just after leaving the gate of the hospital, they were talking about celebrating from there when they heard a voice, "I know astronomy, I know geography, I know ancient and modern times, and I know fortune-telling." Heck, fortune teller!"

Then, there was an old monk wearing Taoist robes, he was not too young, he must be in his fifties, with sixteen white spots on the top of his head, holding a broken pole and a rag in his hand, many people around were surprised Under the gaze of Wang Long, waving the banner, he strolled to the front of Wang Long and his group.

Da Zhong stretched out his hand and pointed, "Old monk, why is it you again? Where is your BMW?"

"Wrong, the poor monk is the 130th and eighth generation successor of Zhang Sanfeng." The old monk stroked his beard with a smile. "Boy, do you still want to tell your fortune?"

Just as the big clock was about to speak, Wang Long held back the big clock. He looked at the old Taoist priest, "Forget it, how do you do it?"

As soon as Wang Long said that he had to settle, the expression on the old man's face obviously changed a lot, and suddenly he became like a fairy, like a supernatural being, and touched a few hands with a smile. My beard "Son, you and I are destined."

"Fate?" Wang Long smiled, "You and I are destined, this is the second time we have met."

"Hahaha" everyone around laughed, but the crazy old Taoist priest was unmoved. He looked at Wang Long carefully, touched Wang Long's face for a while, took a look at Wang Long's hand for a while, and looked at Wang Long's hand for a while. , and will turn around Wang Long, "Your Yintang is black, this is an ominous sign, Baihui and temples are black, this is a sign of violence, Tinggong, Yuyao, Sugu, Qingming, Ermen , the five major acupoints on the human body are glowing with blood, and the murderous aura is too heavy. Among people, Chengqi, Xiaguan, Fengfu, and Fengchi imprison a dragon in a cage.

The old Taoist became more and more excited as he talked, and he danced and gestured, "In addition, your Tianding acupoint, Tianchuang acupoint, Tianrong acupoint, and Tianzhu acupoint are connected by a line, and there is no basin in the middle. Signs of Difficulty" The old Taoist suddenly let out a sigh of relief, "It's not good, it's not good, it's really not good, it's not good, it's not good, it's really not good."

"Old monk."

"The poor monk is not a monk!" The old Taoist looked at Xiao Xiawen solemnly, "Young man, please be polite and respectful to me."

Xiao Xiawen smiled, "It's okay, I just want to remind you that there is no Tianzhu acupoint on the human body, it should be Tianzhu acupoint, it's four beeps, not one, you're wrong."

When the old Taoist heard it, "Really?"

"Yes, it must be. If you don't believe me, go home and look it up online. I remember I read it somewhere. It must be four, not one."

The old Taoist nodded, "Okay, let's count it four times." Then his face suddenly changed, "No!" He roared, then raised his head, looked at the sky, and counted with his fingers, "Wrong!" That’s right, it’s wrong, little girl, you all have Tianzhu acupoints, but this person’s Tianzhu acupoints have been displaced, and now the acupoints on his body are called Tianzhu acupoints, and the wonder is above his Tianzhu acupoints , the Tianzhu acupoint cannot be connected with his four acupoints, this is not good, it is not good, it is a disaster, a disaster."

Xiao Xiawen curled her lips, looking at the old Taoist opposite with a look of contempt on her face.

"Then tell me, how should our fortune be changed?"

The old Taoist's eyes narrowed suddenly. "Actually, it's not difficult to change your luck. I can save your life in your most critical moment! But it depends on chance and luck!"

Wang Long thought for a while, "Then what is this so-called disaster?"

The old Taoist frowned, stared at Wang Long, looked up and down again, and then he yelled "ah", and stretched out his hand to cover his head, "No, no, I exerted too much force today, and I feel a little weak I don’t know, I can’t, I can’t.”

"When Banxian'er is still exhausted?"

"Then what's the matter?" The old Taoist looked at Gong Zheng next to him, "I haven't eaten for two days, I just ate a few steamed buns, you see, why don't we find a higher-grade restaurant, sit down, and eat together How about chatting? In addition, prepare two bottles of Wuliangye Jiannanchun Guojiao [-], let me find some inspiration?"

"Do you think we are fools?" Gong Zhengyi pulled Wang Long, "Let's go, ignore this crazy monk."

"Damn it, I said it, I'm not a monk." The old Taoist slammed the wooden pole in his hand vigorously, "If you don't listen to me, you will definitely ask me again in the future."

"Let's talk about it when I beg you, I'm here to deceive people."

"That's right, it's boring, isn't it boring?" Gao Yu pointed out, "You might as well let my brother Zheng take you to the city that never sleeps to find a woman at night."

When the old Taoist heard this, he immediately smiled, "It's okay to find someone else." He was not embarrassed at all, with a wretched expression on his face, "Brother Zheng, take me to find a woman tonight? I haven't touched a woman for a long time. "

"Cut~~" At this moment, the people around looked at him with only contempt left, "I sold you to a duck shop and made you get fucked every night, believe it or not? You charlatan, get out of here! "

"It's wrong to speak impolitely." The old Taoist hung up a pair of fairy wind crane bones, and looked at Wang Long who had been silent on the opposite side, "Why don't I make a deal for you, first remind you, and then make an exchange with you how?"

"What deal? How to prompt?"

The old Taoist smiled, and stretched out three fingers, "Three years, within three years, you will encounter a catastrophe, no one to turn to, no one to save, I can get you through this difficulty."

"Then what can I exchange with you?"

"I want to eat a meal. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in two days. I want to eat meat!" The old Taoist suddenly had a pleading expression on his face.

"Hahahaha" Suddenly, everyone around laughed, looking at the aggrieved old Taoist, "Where's your BMW, aren't you rich?"

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