we are brothers

Gong Zheng felt sad again, and rubbed his forehead vigorously, "I'm so fucking worried about me, so what should I do?"

"What's wrong with you, Ah Yao, you don't want others anymore?"

"Her aunt didn't come this month." Gong Zheng was very calm.

"I'm pregnant?" The surrounding brothers said in unison, and they didn't know what happened to them today, they all spoke in such a unified way.

"If I'm really pregnant, I'll admit it too." Gong Zheng's face is full of sadness, "Since the two of us dated now, Auntie Ya has never been allowed to come here once. Do you know that this will scare people to death, not even once?" You are not allowed to understand even once! I can’t take it anymore!”

The people around looked at Gong Zheng with disdain, and Gao Yu put his arm around Gong Zheng's shoulder, "Brother Zheng, I won't say anything about you. If you use this reason to break up with Ah Yao, Xiao Xiawen won't chop you into dumplings." Ting'er, from now on I, Gao Yu, will kneel down and call you Lord when I see you."

"Stop bullshitting, I'm going to figure out that you're such a thing so I won't piss me off."

"Grandpa, you idiot Gong Zheng, I'm telling you the truth."

"That's right, your reason for breaking up is too stupid. According to your Gong Zheng's experience, you should find a better excuse."

"Paralyzed, she follows me in everything, clings to me, does whatever I want, I really can't find any other reason."

"Then you might as well just say that you don't like it or love it anymore, it's better, it's better than deceiving."

"Well, that's right, we agree. If you say that, Xiao Xiawen will chop it into dumpling stuffing."

"Well, it might be stuffed into buns. You know Xiao Xiawen, that bitch can do anything."

"Do you want to die?" Da Zhong stared at Master Du, "What is a woman, that's your sister-in-law, she's talking impolitely and I'll beat you up, do you believe it or not?"

Master Du looked at the big clock fiercely, followed by three evil dragon roars of "Wow, woof, woof".

Da Zhong lifted up his cuffs very calmly, "Did you take me for Gong Zheng, and let you come with Niu Mantian."

This Niu Mantian naturally meant Gao Yu, and Gao Yu is not a fool, so he quickly smiled, "Master Du, come by yourself, the evil dragon roars!"

When Master Du heard what his idol Niu Mantian said, he calmed down and smiled at Da Zhong, "Brother Da Zhong, I misunderstood."

Da Zhong rolled his eyes at Du Jiaozhu and looked at Gong Zheng, "I'll tell you, how did you break up with Ah Yao? My wife will kill you. Make up your own mind. If you really decide to break up, then It’s just that if you’re tired enough, just say it directly, save yourself a lie, let my wife know that she’ll be even angrier, and then you can figure out how to get hacked to death.”

"Damn, are you talking so scary?"

"No, there is one more thing. You have to be careful. If you accidentally hurt my wife, I will kill you and hammer you into dumpling stuffing. I will do what I say."

"**!" Gong Zheng stared at the big clock, "How the hell do I know a friend like you! Women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, do you know that! You fucking value sex over friends! Do you still have humanity?"

"Shut up! I reminded you, I don't care about any clothes, siblings, even if it's clothes, I only have one piece in my life!"

"Okay, stop bickering," Wang Long said at this time, "Da Zhong is right, if you really can't stand it anymore, you can just break up, anyway, you will be hacked, you can just think about it yourself."

"That's right, you have already figured out the reasons for the big aunt, how much do you want to break up with her?"

"No, it should be how afraid you are of Xiao Xiawen's kitchen knife!"

Gong Zheng squinted his eyes, looked at the people beside him, and fell into deep thought again...

More than 20 minutes later, Wang Long and his group were playing games at the bar.

Facing the computer, Master Du smiled when he saw an interesting post on Baidu Tieba sterling silver earrings Tieba, "I'll give you a difficult question, you answer it yourself, and I'll see whose answer is the most classic." After finishing speaking , Master Du adjusted his glasses, "You said that if your wife and lover fell into the water at the same time, would you save the gentle and virtuous wife, or the beautiful and charming lover?"

"Is your question not standard? Whoever said that a wife can't be beautiful and a lover can't be gentle and virtuous."

"Is it just an analogy? Anyway, this is how the problem came about. You guys save that."

Da Zhong was the first to say, "Nonsense, of course it's to save my wife, so there's no need to talk about it."

"For sure, my married couple must be good. I will save my wife too. Remember the woman who was by your side when you were in the most difficult time." Wang Long smiled and was the second to speak.

"I think it's good to save your lover." Gao Yu didn't put on an air, "After saving your lover, you won't be dragged down, and no one will care about what you want to do. It's so good. Moreover, you can continue to find a lover, and find a lover again. Lover, it doesn't matter how many wives you find."

"****, can I fucking despise you!" Li Lei was the first to curse, "If you are like this, who the hell will dare to marry you in the future?"

"That's right, ****, you're too fucking cruel."

"Yes, ah, if my mother finds a husband like you in the future, I will strangle him first." A little sister across the bar also spoke, and everyone's voices were quite loud, and everyone on this floor could have heard it , anyway, you start attacking Gao Yu with every word you say, and the surroundings are quite chaotic, most of them are scolding Gao Yu and dismissing Gao Yu.

Du Jiaozhu looked depressed, and looked at his idol sympathetically. In fact, if he was chosen, he would probably choose a lover too, but he dared not say it. How can we dare to say it with such great ability as Niu Mantian? .

Most of the surroundings are full of contempt and abuse towards Gao Yu, let's say the students who are playing at this time are all from the same school, no matter if they are familiar or not, they can talk to each other.

This group of people is despising us Niu Mantian, who knows that Brother Yu spoke again in a very calm voice, "I'm telling the truth, you can insult me, but I have nothing to say, at least I dare to tell the truth, what I say is what I think in my heart, it’s okay if you despise me, I don’t pretend, or you can ask Gong Zheng, ask Gong Zheng what he thinks, numbly, Gong Zheng, tell the fucking truth, if you , who do you save, those who lie are idiots! Second Master Guan is on top! Don’t lie!"

Gong Zheng has been talking all by himself since he entered the bar and didn't know what to do, and he didn't seem to be in a good mood, but Gao Yu turned the whole bar's attention to Gong Zheng.

Gong Zheng narrowed his eyes, raised his head, and looked at the people around him, who were all waiting for him to speak. After a while, he said very calmly, "I won't save either of them, and find another one who can't swim."

The inside of the bar suddenly became quiet, an unexpected quietness.