we are brothers

Wang Yue stood at the same spot, looking at the long-haired, unshaven Taoist priest wearing cassocks, holding a big sign in his left hand, which reads astronomy and geography, with five big characters in the middle, Gu Daxian fortune-telling, unusual conspicuous.

Wang Yue's eyeballs immediately stared at the boss, and subconsciously blurted out "Gu Xiandong!!"

"Yes, it's the poor monk! The common name of the poor Taoist is Gu Xiandong, and his dharma name is "Ten Thousand Miles Tracking!" Gu Xiandong's face was hung with a pair of fairy wind crane bones, and the beard underneath was long. He reached out and stroked his own beard. , Destined, you and I are really destined!"

Wang Yue slapped him on the head with his hand, and then kicked him in the stomach, "Ouch!" He heard Gu Xiandong scream, and was immediately kicked to the ground.

Wang Yue took a big step forward, grabbed Gu Xiandong's neck, and immediately raised the dagger in his hand. At night, by the moonlight, the dagger reflected a cold light, "Say, how did you keep up?" of."

Gu Xiandong rubbed his chin, "Young man, are you going to treat me like this?" Gu Xiandong looked stubborn, "Do you know what a revolutionary martyr is? I have converted to Buddhism! Pindao doesn't want to say that, no matter what. Don't say anything!"

"Will you tell me?" Wang Yue glanced at Gu Xiandong again.

Gu Xiandong put his palms together with a calm face, "Poverty! Don't say anything!"

"Damn you!" Wang Yue retracted the dagger, punched Gu Xiandong in the face "fuck you" and swung it up. Then he heard a scream of "Ouch", followed by Wang Yue and punched Gu Xiandong on the ground. The big fist swung down.

"Aiyo, aiyo..." Gu Xiandong rolled on the ground several times in a row, hugged Wang Yue's thigh with both hands, and just took a bite when he went up, this grandson was really trying hard.

Wang Yue pushed Gu Xiandong's head away, followed Gu Xiandong's big fist and raised it up again, "Boom, boom, boom" and smashed it down. A few minutes later, Gu Xiandong was on the ground, stretching his body in big characters, The corners of the nose and mouth were full of blood, the eye sockets were swollen, the cheeks were also swollen, and the eyes were still full of tears!

Wang Yue sat on the side, smoking a cigarette, stretching his muscles and bones, "Say it or not!"

"No!" Before Gu Xiandong could utter the words, he saw Wang Yue raise his fist again, followed by him, he laughed immediately, and stretched out his hand to grab Wang Yue's fist, "Look at you, you are full of thoughts. Fighting and killing, young man, this is not going to work!"

Gu Xiandong got up from the ground and pressed Wang Yue's fist down, "It's fine if you give me a little advantage to lure me, why don't I just say everything, you child is so stupid, you just know how to beat him Kill kill, can you still be like this for the rest of your life?"

Wang Yue rolled his eyes at Gu Xiandong, "I'm the most fucking annoying person to scare me, and I'm the one who pretends to be a ghost again, especially since you've been fucking around me for so many years, how did you find me?"

Gu Xiandong smiled "hehe", and stroked his beard, "The secret must not be revealed!"

As soon as Wang Yue heard what Gu Xiandong said, his forehead was suddenly furious again, and he raised his fist up, and suddenly felt furious, "You idiot, Gu Xiandong, you are an old bastard. It’s been more than ten years, and you’ve been playing tricks around me endlessly, haven’t you?”

"Don't, don't, don't, don't be so angry." Seeing that Wang Yue was really angry, Gu Xiandong stretched out his hand, "Let me tell you, don't be angry, don't be angry, if you give me a little favor, I will give you everything Tell you."

Wang Yue glanced at Gu Xiandong, and calmed down his mind. Since he was in college, Gu Xiandong has been haunting him all the time. For so many years, no matter where he is, Gu Xiandong may appear, and this guy is the most He likes to pretend to be crazy and foolish, and the whole Wang Yue is very annoyed.

"What benefits do you want, tell me."

"It's fine to spend a few million at random, and I'm not greedy."

"Believe it or not, I killed you."

"Then just a few hundred thousand is fine. I'll find a place to live and find a few girls. I haven't found a girl for a long time."

"I said I was going to kill you, you know, I really did it."

"Then just tens of thousands of yuan is fine, let me solve the basic food and clothing problem, now our job is not easy to do," Gu Xiandong said dejectedly, "There are fewer and fewer fools, more and more liars, and the proportion is seriously uncoordinated." .”

"Where's your money, what about the amount of money Liu Xiao gave you?"

"Donated!" Gu Xiandong said righteous words, with a righteous look on his face, "I heard that there was an earthquake in my motherland, and I donated all my wealth without hesitation! I am merciful, and I can't see the lives of those children. ,just can not……"

"Shut up, let me ask you, Liu Xiao gave you so much money, if you talk nonsense, I will turn around and leave, and if you have the ability, you can catch up with my car."

Gu Xiandong glanced at Wang Yue, and suddenly became wilted. He stroked his beard, and tears filled his eyes, "Life is unsatisfactory, there are [-] chances, if you lose, you lose, paralyzed, even the car and the house. I lost, if I hadn't followed Dou Yun alone." He was stunned for a moment when he said this, and turned his head to find Wang Yue staring at him, his eyes full of anger.

He smiled "cough cough", "If it wasn't for my fast running and my clever calculations, I would have lost my life."

Wang Yue looked at Gu Xiandong, "Let me ask you, how do you know I'm here."

"Cuckoo, cluck, cluck" Gu Xiandong's stomach growled at this time, he quickly covered his stomach, and looked at Wang Yue with an embarrassed face, "Give me a few million, I'll tell you."

"Just a box of instant noodles. There is no hot water in my car, so I can only eat it dry. Do you want it?"

"***, you just want to get rid of me with just a box of instant noodles?" Gu Xiandong stared at the boss, "Are you crazy!"

"Don't forget it" Wang Yue stood up suddenly, he turned his head to look at Gu Xiandong, "I tell you, if I see you again, I will kill you." After finishing speaking, he didn't care about other people on the road. With one hand, he took out the pistol and pointed it at Gu Xiandong, "Stay away from me, do you hear me?"

Gu Xiandong saw that Wang Yue was really in a hurry, and quickly smiled, "Sixth Brother, Sixth Brother, come here, let's take a look at you." After finishing speaking, he carried his fortune-telling banner and chased after him, "Make instant noodles, let's make instant noodles." , he chased to the side of Wang Yue, and Wang Yue took the driver's seat, and he was not polite at all, so he took the co-pilot's seat, holding a bag of instant noodles in his hand, as if he hadn't eaten for a few days, After three times, five and two, he finished eating, and saw some snacks behind Wang Yue's car, picked them up by himself, and he was not polite, and started to eat, Wang Yue got used to it, and drove away.