Super ambiguous master

超级暧昧高手 - 第155章 冷笑话

Ling Ruolan wrinkled her little nose and said, "Hey, Brother Qin, you are so boring. I don't even know how Sister Yayan looks at you. You promised to leave me alone during this time, why are you making irresponsible remarks now? , now that my sister is going to take the college entrance examination, I can't go home and bother her. In fact, I am also very fortunate, okay, in order to give my sister a relaxed learning environment, I will take it easy."

Qin Hao nodded in agreement: "It's really not easy."

Ling Ruolan was delighted: "You think so too."

Qin Hao said seriously: "I mean, it's really not easy for you to be able to talk about a calf until your face doesn't change and your heart beats. It's really not easy. The little girl is playing tricks in front of me. Say, what do you need to do when you come to the company?" what!"

Ling Ruolan chuckled, and then said in a sweet and greasy voice: "Brother Qin~~ Don't be picky, my little heart is jumping non-stop because of your yelling, don't believe me, feel it?"

After speaking, he really pressed Qin Hao's hand on his chest, Qin Hao immediately took a few steps back in fright, and said angrily: "Hey, I said you little rascal is getting more and more courageous, why do you think When you grow up, Brother Qin, there is nothing you can do. Let me tell you, put away your naive thoughts, if you offend me, I will still beat your ass."

Ling Ruolan smiled triumphantly, she liked to use this method to tease Qin Hao.Because she knew that Qin Hao would never take advantage of her.This guy really regards himself as an elder, but this is also quite interesting, isn't it?Why didn't I realize that Big Brother Qin had talent in this area before?

"Okay, okay, stop pretending to be a pervert, you don't look like one. A pervert needs to be wretched, do you understand being wretched? It's not like that at all when you play a hooligan with an upright face." Ling Ruolan waved her hands loudly Said grinningly.

Qin Hao asked curiously: "Hey, you are indeed a fellow, and you still have research on this aspect. I also feel that I have failed recently, but I can't find the root of the problem. Since you are here, then we will focus on this aspect. Have a good discussion about the issue?"

Ling Ruolan glared at him, Qin Hao immediately changed his words and said, "Please advise!"

Ling Ruolan smiled sweetly: "That's right. There are still fierce debates in the pervert world about wretchedness. Some people think that ugly looks are wretched, and some people think that frivolous behavior is wretched. These are too one-sided. In fact, wretchedness is a kind of wretchedness. This kind of spirit, a kind of spirit that is innate and penetrates into the bones. No matter where you are, no matter what time, as long as you have something in your heart, you will act immediately, peek at women's panties, and tiptoe to see women cleavage, eating women’s tofu without changing face, or acting like a moron in the subway, these are all obscene and necessary means, as long as you instill these means in your mind and keep in touch every day, the shortest time is three months. In half a year, you will definitely become the overlord of the lewd world! Of course, the same goes for women."

This argument simply made Qin Hao amazed. He clapped his hands so hard that his hands turned red. Then he stepped forward and grabbed Ling Ruolan's arm, turned her around, threw her body on his lap, and raised his hand. Beat the little girl's ass: "If you don't study well for a day, if you don't study well for a day!"

Ling Ruolan was so wronged that she said angrily: "You turned your face faster than you turned a book, didn't you ask me to teach you. I am not convinced, I ask the Supreme Procuratorate to come to arbitration, you are intentionally beating a minor, I want to sue you .”

Qin Hao took a breath into his palm, and said with a sneer: "The above-mentioned rejection, if you don't beat your ass to bloom today, you don't know what students should do? Hmph, you still discuss wretchedness with me, are you that material?"

"Woooo, Big Brother Qin is cheating, Sister Yayan saved me, I'm about to be beaten to death." Ling Ruolan cried loudly, of course there were no tears in her eyes, because Qin Hao's slap didn't hurt at all.

"What are you doing, let go of you beast, I want to call the police and arrest you." Ling Ruolan's yell did not bring Zhou Yayan out, but it provoked Xiao An, the secretary who had run away before. In the scene where Qin Hao was actually beating a minor, and it was so embarrassing, it was simply too shameless, obscene, and despicable.

"Sister, save me!" Seeing the savior, Ling Ruolan jumped out of Qin Hao's arms and hid behind Xiao An.Xiaoan also didn't think about how if Qin Hao wanted to leave Ling Ruolan, how could she escape so easily, it was obviously just a joke.But Xiaoan had too much resentment towards Qin Hao, so he didn't think about it at all. Instead, he thought that his righteousness affected Qin Hao's aura, which made him lose his mind for a short time.

"Stinky rascal, would you go after such a beautiful girl?" Xiao An said righteously.

Ling Ruolan nodded hurriedly: "That's right, how do you do it?"

Qin Hao rolled up his sleeves, and said with an evil smile: "Come here and try it out, I was able to beat you up just now, and I will definitely not be confused if I do it again now."

Xiao An's sense of justice is overwhelming. She feels that she has to accomplish a big event today, a very meaningful thing, and that is to rescue an innocent, pure, pitiful and charming girl from Qin Hao, a beast.What else can be compared with this matter, the significance is too great.

So she stood in front of Ling Ruolan without wavering for half a step, like a cow protecting a calf, she almost used her little feet to dig the ground.

"You dare to touch her, I will never finish with you today."

"Little girl, you have to find out who pays you!" Qin Hao threatened.

"It's Mr. Zhou, but Mr. Zhou will agree with me." Xiaoan will never compromise.

Qin Hao glared at Ling Ruolan fiercely. He really had no choice but to pick up this woman and spank her. Then he would really become a pervert.

Just when the two sides were deadlocked, the office door opened, and Zhou Yayan and Mu Sha, two peerless beauties, walked out of the room talking and laughing. In just a few minutes, the two of them became like best friends for many years. It is said that the friendship between men came quickly, but in fact, why didn't they themselves?

Cosmetics, clothes, Korean dramas, these are the common language of women, and the rules have been formed during the evolution of species. Even though women in later generations keep clamoring for change and holding up half the sky, these things have penetrated into their bones No matter how strong and capable a woman is, she can't change these habits.

Qin Hao didn't expect that Mu Sha could win the proud and arrogant Zhou Yayan in such a short period of time. Seeing this girl's complacent look, it is estimated that the negotiation went quite smoothly.Of course, Qin Hao would not expect the negotiation to break down. The Four Seas Group is Zhou Yayan's lifeblood. In a sense, Qin Hao can be lost, but the Four Seas Group cannot be without it.

Man, life is hard.

Qin Hao suddenly became sentimental, and then went to the side with his head downcast to grieve. Zhou Yayan saw the extremely strange scene outside and asked, "What are you doing? Hey, Lan Lan, why are you here?"

Ling Ruolan decisively abandoned Xiao An, cheered and ran to Zhou Yayan's side, and betrayed Qin Hao in an instant.This girl is a natural spy material, Qin Hao is filled with righteous indignation, but Xiao An has a sense of accomplishment, as if Ling Ruolan was really saved by her, this kind of innocence to the point of lack of intelligence really makes Qin Hao amazed.

"You bullied him again." As Xiaoan expected, when Ling Ruolan babbled about Qin Hao's evil deeds to Zhou Yayan, the boss who convinced the whole company ran away in an instant, and she pulled Ling Ruolan's He walked in front of Qin Hao with his hand, and looked down at the man.Xiao An stepped forward decisively to help out. How could such a situation be without her, a brave new citizen.

"I'm also doing it for her. I hang out every day and don't know how to go home to review my homework. You don't know how much competition pressure is on children now. If she continues to hang around like this, her grades will definitely decline next year." Qin Hao stared intently. , just like my father.

Ling Ruolan puffed her cheeks and said: "No way, my grades are very good. I used to study like this, and I haven't failed yet. Brother Qin, don't forget that I am a genius. How can a genius be bound by books. I am from the United States. Everyone has said, don't suppress the child's nature, this is quite unscientific."

Qin Hao laughed, and said, "Really? I'll ask you a question in that line, and if you answer it correctly, you can play and I won't care about you."

Ling Ruolan said confidently, "Let's come up with a question."

"When a raw egg touches a boiled egg, it hurts more!"

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The women present are a little confused, what is the problem?Zhou Yayan seldom came into contact with this aspect of things, so she used scientific arguments to analyze, but after analyzing and analyzing, she couldn't get a reasonable explanation.

Mu Sha is just the opposite. She has a lot of life experience, but she will never collide with a raw egg and a boiled egg, unless she is out of her mind.

As for Xiao An, her confused face added a bit of cuteness.

Qin Hao was very proud. He didn't expect that the cold joke he accidentally saw last night had such an effect. It seems that he will have to make up for it in the future. The lethality is equivalent to nuclear weapons.

"I don't know, then go back and do my homework obediently." Qin Hao thought that he was sure of winning, so his voice raised a lot.

Ling Ruolan smiled strangely, then blinked her eyes and said: "Brother Qin, you are really out, and you still come up with old-fashioned cold jokes, I really don't want to hurt your self-esteem. But the conditions you gave are really too Tempting, so the answer is, hens hurt more."

Qin Hao froze on the spot as if struck by lightning, while the other women looked back and covered their mouths with ladylike smiles, but the violent twitching of their shoulders still showed their turbulent mood at the moment.

"Oh, freedom. Sister Yayan, let's go shopping. This beautiful sister also comes together, oh, and this sister, let's all go shopping together, just let Brother Qin guard the company. "Ling Ruolan's proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, so they left the company under Qin Hao's watchful eyes.

It was windy outside, and the leaves on the ground were blown by the wind and swirled in place. Standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, Qin Hao burst into tears, and at the same time secretly swore that he would never tell bad jokes again.