beauties please stay

"I'm stupid, I even look at infertility!"

Zhao Gangjun was stunned on the spot.

"The so-called infertility is actually because Guanyin has not come to the door..." The old Taoist shook his head and said, "We cultivators have our own way to communicate with the gods. You guys, I don't understand, I don't understand."

"Daoist, isn't Sending Avalokitesvara Buddhist?" Zhao Gangjun rubbed his forehead and said.

The old Taoist's face darkened, and he said angrily, "You ordinary people, dare to question the poor Taoist? Ignorant and ignorant."

After finishing speaking, the old Taoist turned around and left without giving Zhao Gangjun a chance to speak again. He was really as bullish as he wanted, no wonder he was called a bull-nosed old man.

Zhao Gangjun looked helplessly at the old Taoist priest, then walked aside, looked at a younger Taoist priest and said, "Taoist..."

"Burning big incense, medium incense or small incense?"

He didn't even raise his eyes, he was sitting on a chair, holding an Apad 5 and was cutting watermelons.

"Uh, I don't burn incense..." Zhao Gangjun said, "I think..."

"Please go inside without burning incense."

The Taoist left such a sentence and continued to play with his watermelon cutting.

Zhao Gangjun felt that he was the boss of a company, the security guard of a nightclub, and a student of a key middle school. Even if his identity was not very high-class, he was more or less a member of the upper class. It hurts one's self-esteem to be so repeatedly ignored by Nima. .

Zhao Gangjun turned around decisively and left.

As soon as he arrived at the door, Zhao Gangjun heard a slightly obscene voice from the door.

"Beauty... er, benefactor, please stay!"

Zhao Gangjun turned his head and saw a young man in a gray-blue Taoist robe and a black Taoist hat, holding a whisk in his hand, looking at a rather tall and pretty woman.

The woman glanced at the young man dressed as a Taoist priest suspiciously, and asked, "What's the matter with the Taoist priest?"

"Benefactor, I see that your seal is slightly dark, your brows are tightly frowned, and your steps are heavy. Heart, the benefactor might as well let the poor Taoist look at your palm, how about it?" The young Taoist priest had a very out-of-this-world smile on his face. In the depths of the young man's eyes was a wretched look that was very similar to himself, Zhao Gangjun really felt that this guy was a good Taoist priest.

"Really, please help me to see it!"

The woman probably had something on her mind, so she took a small stool handed over by the Taoist priest and sat on it.

The woman was wearing a short skirt, but in this one, the woman's short skirt naturally shrank back a little, the short skirt could barely wrap her thighs, and the little Taoist was just sitting opposite the woman, Zhao Gangjun could clearly understand Suddenly, the little Taoist's eyes lit up.

"What a romantic Taoist."

Zhao Gangjun smiled and walked over pretending to be casual.

The little Taoist lightly grabbed the woman's hand, then put it on his own, kneaded it well a few times, then raised his other hand, and stroked the woman's hand gently with his index finger, He said, "Look at the girl's palmistry. The girl should be a happy person. However, she has suffered a love disaster recently, so she is depressed. There are many forks in the lines on the palm. The fork in the palm prints on the hand is the only way to get rid of the injustice."

"The Taoist priest is right!"

The woman frowned and said, "I suspect my husband has cheated recently!"

"Benefactor, why did your husband cheat? In the final analysis, it is you, the benefactor, who cannot grasp the heart of the husband on the benefactor, and why you cannot grasp the heart of the husband, the reason lies in you, the benefactor. !"

The Taoist said shaking his head.

"Oh? What's wrong with me?"

the woman asked in surprise.

"This world is a fair world."

The little Taoist said loudly, "Everything in the world will age with time. We are easily attracted by beautiful things. When you are beautiful, your partner may treat you wholeheartedly, but when you get old, Youth is gone, beauty has changed, who can keep themselves and their hearts unchanged?"

"The Taoist priest, what should I do!!"

the woman asked eagerly.

"Don't worry, don't worry!"

The little Taoist said, "The fact that the benefactor and the poor Taoist can meet here today is actually due to the Daoism of the Sanqing Daoist. I will definitely help the benefactor!"

"Please tell the Taoist priest!"

"I have a skin care product from the world-renowned brand Amway. It can restore the donor's skin to its youthful state in a short period of time..."

Zhao Gangjun looked at the Taoist priest in astonishment. At first he thought it was a Taoist priest picking flowers, but unexpectedly, this Taoist priest sold Amway in the end? !

Damn it, if Daoist Sanqing knows about this, why not throw down a thunderbolt to destroy this Taoist priest?Taoist priests sell Amway, and they can still produce such a lot of things. This is really a talent, an absolute talent! !

The woman originally regarded the little Taoist priest as a bodhisattva because she was talking about the central things, but now after being fooled by the little Taoist priest, she really paid for a lot of Amway products, which made Zhao Gangjun treat the little Taoist priest , is even more impressive.

After the woman left, the little Taoist priest was happily collecting money, but Zhao Gangjun sat down in front of the little Taoist priest with a smile, and said, "Good trick, pretending to be a Taoist priest to sell Amway, poking at the weak point in people's hearts, and then using this to make money You're a real genius for confusing people and making people buy a lot of stuff."

"Benefactor, the poor way is..."

Hearing Zhao Gangjun's words, the little Taoist waved his fly whisk unswervingly. Just as he was about to say something, Zhao Gangjun said, "Are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

The little Taoist was stunned for a moment, then he narrowed his eyes with a smile, looked at Zhao Gangjun, and said, "Did the benefactor come from the Taoist temple?"

"Yes!"

Zhao Gangjun nodded.

"The benefactor came to this Taoist temple for family matters?"

"Yes!"

"Did the benefactor come here for the family's money?" the little Taoist continued to ask.

"It really is!"

"If you want to make money, the fastest way is to sell our Amway!"

While talking, the little Taoist took out a bottle of Amway shampoo and said, "As long as you successfully develop a downline..."

Hearing what the little Taoist said, Zhao Gangjun smiled, stood up, and said, "I won't listen to your nonsense, haha! I'm leaving."

"Benefactor, I see that your seal is black, and you may be haunted by little ghosts recently, remember to be careful of villains!"

The little Taoist was not angry because Zhao Gangjun didn't listen to him, but said with a smile.

Zhao Gangjun stood still, turned his head to look at the little Taoist priest, and said, "If the little devil dares to pester me, he will definitely fall into purgatory, hahaha!"

After finishing speaking, Zhao Gangjun turned around and left, but the little Taoist priest looked at Zhao Gangjun in ecstasy. He came back to his senses after a long while, opened his eyes and shouted, "The spirit of the emperor! I am grass, Sanqing Taoist is above! I am Chuzhong Heaven finally sees the air of an emperor in this life!"