Ancient Wu killer mixed city

rest assured?How can you rest assured, judging from past experience, Xiaopang is very brave, and he is a good fighter, but sometimes he is a little stunned, and he is called "Biao" in Dalian dialect, which means honest and straightforward. You may not agree with me saying this, so let's give an example to confirm it.

First of all, this is a true story. During the period when Lu Yu was pretending to be sick, the school organized a large-scale preliminary examination, and Xiaopang Qiwen and the others slipped through the net.At this time, Xiaopang took this opportunity to become quite popular, because of a question, a Chinese question, and a Chinese question that almost drove the Chinese teacher crazy.

What happened was like this. On the second morning of the exam, there was such a story on the sixth page of the Chinese test paper. The general plot is as follows:

It is said that somewhere in Alaska in the United States in the early years, a pair of young people got married and gave birth after marriage. His wife died of dystocia, leaving behind a child.He is busy with life and looking after the house, and no one helps to look after the children.so he trained a dog, that dog is obedient intelligently, can take care of the child, can nip the milk bottle to nurse to the child, brave and loyal.

One day, the master went out, leaving only the dog to take care of the child.Unexpectedly, when he went to another village, he could not come back that day due to heavy snowfall.But that night, a lion came in and wanted to eat the child. A miracle happened. The dog hid the child defiantly, and fought the lion for another [-] rounds. The lion is dead, as awesome as it is.

But the next day when the owner rushed home, the tired and excited dog immediately came out to greet the owner.But its owner opened the door and saw blood everywhere. When he looked up, the bed was also covered in blood, and the child was gone. Only the dog was by his side, and the dog's mouth was full of blood.The owner thought that the dog had eaten the child in a fit of nature. In a rage, he picked up a knife and slashed at the dog's head, killing the dog directly.

But when he went down with the axe, he suddenly heard the voice of the child, and the little doll happily crawled out from under the bed. The dog owner picked up the child and took a closer look. Although the child had blood on his body, he was not injured.He was very surprised. He didn't know what was going on. When he looked at the dog again, the meat on the legs was gone. When he went inside, he suddenly found that there was a dead lion in his room, and the dog was still biting. with dog meat.

The dog owner who knew the truth was devastated and regretted endlessly.

Quite a thought-provoking story, right?This is not the key point, the most important thing is a question set at the end of this short article, which should be the third question. The original question is: "Please use a pencil to draw the scene of the lion and the dog fighting." Take a look and find it in the original text. Isn't that the end of the description of the scene? A simple tick, three points, it's like giving away for nothing. [

There are nearly 1000 students in the whole grade, all of whom got points, except for one exception, Mr. Fatty.

If you don't say that he is a weirdo, a good man can always do amazing things. According to him later, at that time, this guy was sitting on a chair, thinking for a long time, and drew out a picture, which we call it for the time being. In "The Bloody Battle Between Simba and Snoopy", in the picture, Simba, the Lion King, took a picture of Snoopy with a brick, and Snoopy stabbed Simba with a sharp knife. The scene was extremely intense and the picture was strong.It took more than 20 minutes to complete this work, because this chubby didn't even finish the composition.

According to a person familiar with the matter, the teacher of the language group opened the examination paper, his hands trembled and he almost laughed, and he typed more than 49 exclamation marks on the examination paper, and the paper was missed.There is no impenetrable strength, and this anecdote is widely spread throughout the high school of [-] Middle School.

In the face of everyone's sarcasm, the fat man still had a lot of words. He took the test paper and questioned the teacher in front of everyone. He didn't ask anything else, but the word used in the question was "draw" instead of "draw", right? , How to distinguish between the two words "painting" and "drawing"!

Objectively speaking, from the perspective of Chinese language and literature, he is indeed the only one who answered correctly.However, it is a done deal and there is no way to change it. The teacher who has taught Chinese for more than 30 years insisted on asking him dumb words, is it good or not?Really awesome, don't accept it.

However, the bull is not dead, and the bullshit will continue. The fat man in front of him is holding a brick and looking at the car. He firmly remembers that Lu Yu wants him to shoot on time. He stood beside the car with his head held high, glaring, raised his eyebrows, and took aim at a distance of more than one meter.

"", in the deathly silence, Lu Yu and Xiaoqi's eyes were about to drop, and they were sweating suddenly, what the hell is this guy doing! ?

"Come back!" Lu Yu leaned forward, but it was still too late. Almost at the same time, the fat man let out a sound, and the brick in his hand fell down.

"Boom!" The sound was neither clear nor dull nor transparent, it was hard.

Then, about a second later, the alarm sounded.Immediately afterwards, there were twenty or so openings that flashed their lights one after another, and the light tubes flickered for a while, illuminating the open space downstairs.The residents behind Xiaopang also woke up, the afterglow of the fluorescent lamp shot out and pulled Xiaopang's long back, at this moment he finally felt that something was wrong, twisted his stockings, this situation must be caught right!

Seeing that there was another person asking for an account upstairs, it was too late to run back, and in the midst of danger, this fellow unexpectedly got under Xiaoka's car next to him without hesitation!

ox!Who said that Fat Master's IQ is not good enough?pump him!

"Grass Nima, who is it!" The uncle with flowery trousers appeared again, this time he was still holding a rolling pin in his hand, his arm shook and fell to the ground, and when he looked again, a car downstairs was coming. screamed angrily.

"Fuck! Who is upstairs, do you want that fucking broken car!" He yelled upwards while leaning on the fence.

After all, on the fourth floor, the director of politics and education came out with sweat on his face wearing the same patterned trousers as him. He looked very anxious, with his big belly drooping and shaking, "Damn, who the hell is moving my car?" You wait! I'm going to close it!" [

"Hurry up! It's just that broken car with a jb locked. Someone stole it. It's so late at night that you can't let people sleep." After dancing for a while, he went back cursing. After a while, a few The owner who poked his head out also cursed and turned off the lights, and only the broken car was left wailing in the outside world.

"What's going on?" The woman in the room wanted to come out with a towel wrapped around her.

"I don't know, just wait a while, I'll go and have a look." He said.

Putting on a t-shirt casually, this guy opened the door and went down the stairs. The voice-activated lights in the stairs lit up layer by layer. When the iron door rang, his stomach squeezed out first.

"Damn you!" After he stepped forward, Xiao Qi put a sack on his head, and at the same time, Lu Yu took a stick and patted his legs!With a click, the wooden stick with thick wrists snapped, followed by Xiaopang, who jumped out from the slanted spines and kicked him down.Two bastards, one fat and one thin, rushed forward to serve him with fists and kicks. These two guys swung their hands and beat down one after another, using the housekeeping skills of "36 Road Wang Baquan" without mercy.

(Sunday, the third watch, this is the first watch, those who watch the pirated version, you are coming soon~ Well, everyone.)