Ancient Wu killer mixed city

Lu Yu looked at the thick dozen invitation cards and felt a little headache. So many people came to treat guests, do you think they should go?

How to deal with it? After a while, he found a bag and stuffed all the things in it with a frivolous pull, "Send it to Qin Lan." Lu Yu said, stuffing the things to Qi Wen and taking care of himself When he went downstairs, his meaning was very clear, he just wanted to tell Qin Lan: If you don't come to me, I'll change the court!

This method is very effective. Qin Lan called just after noon, and she didn't ask the cause and effect, she just sweared, "What do you mean by the surname Lu!? Wings are hard? I tell you, if you dare to betray Fifth Lord, I will be the first to kill you, idiot!"

"Grass?" Lu Yu held the phone far away and still heard it clearly. He looked at himself in the mirror innocently, but he still couldn't figure out what this woman used to complete such a difficult physical activity, "Hey, hey Hey, can you listen to my explanation?" Lu Yu said.

"Explain your sister! Get out!" Qin Lan said and hung up the phone, her tone and self-cultivation were a bit inconsistent with her coquettish and noble appearance, what is so fierce, as if I have done something to you Lu Yu thought, all the time Curling his lips, he left the toilet and returned to the class.

At this time, Xiaopang was holding a very delicate notebook with a lewd smile on his face. Lu Yu stepped forward and saw that this kid was writing poems just like others, and he was still writing poems of love!I rubbed it, Lu Yu rubbed his eyes, he felt that the thunder was rolling, and the thunder was bursting, and even the stubble of his hair was about to fly. write poetry! ?

Thinking about it, Xiao Lu patted him on the shoulder, and then quickly picked up that kind of big and very feminine diary. This thing is covered with colorful pictures, the color is light, and the matching is simple. At first glance, it has a small and fresh taste.To put it bluntly, this kind of diary is the plaything of those poor girls who talk about it, and its practical value is not high.However, it is common sense that beautiful things can always attract the attention of girls. As far as Xiaolu knows, there are two of them in Kexin's schoolbag, one of which is a diary, which is sneaky on weekdays. Hide it and say nothing.

It's a bit far away, Lu Yu took a closer look at the book, and Xiaopang's natural hip-hop font really revealed a compelling cultural atmosphere.Some people say that the rich style of writing can "push at the face", Lu Yu has realized it, Xiaopang's love poem is extraordinary, it is more than just blowing at the face, it can literally maim people to death, in terms of lethality alone, I am afraid it is not the general " Under the "Hundred Step Palm".

Yo, it’s still a Zhang-style poem, a five-character quatrain. [

When it comes to this Zhang Ti poem, many ordinary people don't know it, and many scholars don't know it, but you must feel very kind when it comes out.The founder of this genre is Zhang Zongchang, a warlord who ruled Shandong in the 30s and [-]s, a great warlord.

This person basically never went to school when he was young, and he didn't receive any re-education when he was old, but he liked to play with words and write little poems since he was a child.Qilu Dadi, many heroes, he felt that as the parent official of Confucius, it was a bit shameful not to be a little gentle.Ever since, I found a free time to learn art from a teacher, and once I got through it, I also dabbled in such things as the Classics and History Collections.

In China for a hundred years, there are many warlords, but there are only a few like Zhang Zongchang who have poems passed down and passed around, and because of their writing style "intuitive, free and easy, magnificent", we have to mention it.

Space is limited, so here are two excerpts for your admiration.

Example [-], "Recognizing the Ancestors and Returning to the Clan", "Laughing at Liu Bang": Hearing that Xiang Yu was trying to pull the mountain, Liu Bang was so frightened that he was about to run away.It's not my little Zhang Liang, grandma has already returned to Pei County.

Example [-], Song Yiyong Zhi Pian, "Great Wind Song": The cannon is fired and his mother is bombarded, Vega and Hainei are returned to their hometown.Zhang Zongchang counts the heroes, and the giant whale swallows Fusang.

Example [-], "Looking at the mountains and rivers", "Traveling Mount Tai": Looking at Mount Tai from a distance, it is black and muddy, with thinner tops and thicker bottoms.For example, if Mount Tai is turned upside down, the lower end is thinner than the upper end is thicker.

Example [-], Beautiful Days, "Daming Lake": Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, poking and jumping.

Example [-], Straight to the Heart, "Asshole Poem": You told me to do this, and he told me to do that.What a bunch of bastards, all of them are your motherfuckers.

how about it?

Well, after reading it, everyone must be full of expectations for Xiaopang's poems, well, let's do this first, I won't talk about it, hh~

In other words, Lu Yu in the classroom trembled every time he read a sentence. After reading the four sentences, it seemed like a world away. Beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead like heavy rain, "Good poem, good poem! What's wrong, fat man, which girl do you like?" ?” Lu Yu said, putting one arm around him, while shaking the notebook with the other hand, his admiration was beyond words.

When Xiaopang heard this, he blushed and was very shy. He squeezed his two chubby hands on his big face, and forced out a geographical structure with three mountains and two basins. "I, I, I," he said, twisting his buttocks , dawdling and refusing to make a sound, a fat old man scratching his head and posing on a chair, it's really not a touching scene.

"What are you doing?" Unknowingly, Qin Yu walked in, he saw Lu Yu's posture and then Fatty's appearance, petrified on the spot.

"Yo~Brother-in-law~So you~" Qin Yu pointed at Lu Yu with shaking two index fingers, and he laughed a lot as he spoke, as if he had caught Lu Yu's handle. [

The door of the classroom is very bright. The eye shadow she put on on purpose is shining brightly, and the long eyelashes she extended are also very attractive. The simple and slightly revealing attire is especially easy to make men dream about. This is good, all the girls in the class are looking at They threw themselves at her, and then Lu Yu. Everyone could feel abnormality from the faint hostility.

They were thinking, should such a vixen come to look for Brother Yu, should he tell Kexin?

Important, must report!Anyway, Kexin's best friend with glasses will definitely not sit idly by.

"Hi! Hello, who are you looking for?" Realizing the danger at the first moment, Lu Yumu waved his hand smoothly, politely and innocently, pretending not to know her.

After Qin Yu heard this, she was taken aback for a moment at first, and then her eyes curled up. She smiled and stared at Lu Yu with a complacent face, "I, I'm looking for you, ah~" That voice was called a vixen, and the viewer was full of love. Those who heard it were moved.

"Oh~~~~" A few boys headed by Xiaopang, just like Qin Yu, shook their fingers and looked at the big brother of Feiyutang, Brother Yu, let's stop pretending, you cheated~

(Going home tomorrow, I will honestly spend a festival with my parents, so I won’t change the chapter in the afternoon, please forgive me~ Then, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, and the most important thing is to thank Xiaoxin for the big chapter~ Everyone is well, every day happy~)