Ancient Wu killer mixed city

"Oh, Brother Yu, you are really good! How did you know?" Da Pan lay down on the table all of a sudden, staring at Brother Lu Yu in front of him.

"Damn it." With an exclamation in his mouth, Lu Yu quietly continued to say to Da Pan with Li Kexin's slender body next to him, "If my guess is right, she is a young woman, right?"

"That's right! Brother Yu, you are amazing!" Da Pan said, his admiration for Lu Yu was like a torrent of water, running from east to west, without end.

"Okay, let's continue." This time, even Ke Xin, who was lying on the table and pretending to cry, laughed. Anyone who has seen the "mushroom picking incident" can guess what this chubby is looking for. one.

"Oh, that kid stopped at my door this morning and invited me out. It must have been around five o'clock! It's not yet full light. Brother Yu, you don't know, it's so cold in the dark, we came too early I had nothing to do, so I yawned and squatted on the side of the road and waited, but my legs were numb when the woman got off work." Da Pan said.

"Then."

"Then, in a daze, I felt that little chubby me was coming. I looked up, but I didn't see clearly. Anyway, I guessed that the woman could be thirty, so I asked him! I said Xiaopang, you are not mistaken! You have taken a fancy to her, she can be your second aunt!"

"Guess what he said, he said that woman was his first love! He also said that I don't know what love is. Damn it! I was dumbfounded at the time, this fat brother is so fierce! I have seen sibling love Quite a lot, but this." Speaking of this, Da Pan spread his hands and made an unbelievable expression.

"It's first love, yes." Lu Yu nodded persistently.Although Xiaopang didn't know that woman well, but anyway, Fatty gave her the first time like that, and it's not too much to say first love: "Go on, go on." He waved his hand, looking forward to the next one. [

Da Pan didn't know why they were smiling so happily, he scratched his head and continued.

"Well, think about it! What else can I say after the fat man said that. We are all friends, right! We all work together with the fifth master. Brother Yu, if you are the boss, then our younger ones are brothers, and we The two have a bad temper, drinking together and arguing that they are not related to each other, and everyone on the road knows that if something happens, the brother should be the first, this is called loyalty, isn't it."

"Well, yes, let's get to the point." Lu Yu said.

"Ah! Okay, that's right! We agreed and walked over one after the other. Didn't I pretend to be a bad person, so I ran over quietly, snatched her handbag and ran back, fat The fat man was behind, about ten meters away from me, just as the woman was facing him, he could still see his face clearly. When the fat man saw me snatching something, he jumped up and knocked me down, and then took her things back What about me? Pretending to be in a state of embarrassment and running away in a hurry, this matter is over, and Fatty’s tall image has been established, how about it!"

As Da Pan said, he clapped his hands, and he also jumped and squatted on the stool.

"Well, it's good, and then." Lu Yu heard that, not to mention, the plan was well planned, and it was still feasible. The most important thing is that the woman can see Xiaopang's face clearly, and Da Pan can retreat completely. how nice.

"Then something went wrong!" Da Pan slapped his thighs repeatedly and made three slaps: "Guess what, we walked along the corridor, and that woman came from the opposite side. I'm a snatcher, so I have to be in the front! At that time! I was very nervous when I did this for the first time, my little heart! Thump, thump, thump"

While speaking, this guy relieved his mouth with one hand, retracted his neck, and grabbed and grabbed along with the dubbing in his mouth. He couldn't tell he was nervous, but no matter how he looked, he looked like a cerebral thrombosis!

"Don't talk about it, just say it!" After waiting for 30 seconds, without finishing, Lu Yu gave him another blow, and then he covered his head and ended the "thumping" process.

"Oh, didn't I plan to pass by that woman, and then immediately turn around to take advantage of it or something, but when I got closer, I realized that my God, that woman was old and fierce. At that time, she Holding a very broken Nokia, the kind of digital machine, it has no function, he is arguing with someone while putting it in his ear, his mouth is full of bits and pieces, what the hell, let's put on a posture I was shocked by the child, and I didn't dare to move for a moment when I passed by."

"It's justifiable, really." Thinking about the appearance of that tough nurse, Lu Yu also felt a chill down his spine. He patted Da Pan's shoulder as if to comfort him and still nodded frequently: "I understand, I understand, And then you two came back in such a disgruntled manner?" At this point, Lu Yu wanted to laugh.

"No, it's not that kind of thing. When I was standing there, I felt that I would be sorry for the fat man if I ran like this, really. After several mental struggles, I mustered up the courage and turned around." Da Pan's body language is really rich , He raised his paws to his chest, turned around on the chair, stared viciously at the front, closed his eyes and stretched out his hand, just like the guy holding the newspaper in Plants vs. Zombies, grinning.

"I grabbed it like this, and then, I caught it empty."

"What about after that?" Kexin listened intently, forgot all about pretending to cry for a while, and asked expectantly, blinking her jet-black eyes.

"Hehe! As soon as I opened my eyes again, I saw, saw, saw that woman wearing a short skirt flirting with the fat man." [

"flirt?"

"En! So the feelings are obvious? The girl looked at Xiaopang and even lowered her hands on the phone. At that time, I was taken aback. Fuck, this kid Wang Xin is not a thing! You two are so familiar and you are talking What is this useless, I pointed at him and wanted to ask."

"But you haven't spoken yet? I didn't expect that woman to run over suddenly as if she was crazy. She just waved her hand and hit the phone on his face with her arms. She rushed up in high heels and ran fast. Hurry up, apart from anything else, Fatty is just punching and kicking, I'm stupid, really, it's more ruthless than Dayao fighting! I won't do this thing next time, it's too dangerous."

While speaking, he was still trembling, first made a gesture of shaking his hands, then jumped off the chair and kept doing a posture similar to the "Vajra inverted cone" in Chen Family Taiji, the back of his right fist hit the palm of his left hand, Crackling.

"Then you ran away, didn't you?" Lu Yu thought about the appearance of the tough female nurse, and guessed that with her personality, she would have to use a "flying punch" and then a whole set of "eighteen catches", tsk tsk, With Xiaopang's skill, I'm afraid it's hard to escape.

He took a general look at Xiaopang's frustration when he was beaten, and burst out laughing instantly, even Li Kexin, who was still full of jealousy just now, threw himself into Lu Yu's arms, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.However, surprisingly, Da Pan's words were not over yet.