Ancient Wu killer mixed city

On the road in front of the villa, a shiny black convertible car was driving at high speed. However, compared to this big Benz with a market value of more than 100 million, the man and woman in the car were obviously more eye-catching.

Lu Yu was wearing a crumpled school uniform, and was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. Looking at the constant smirks, he knew that this kid hadn't done anything good.

"Hey, let me ask you a question, why do you like to tease Xiaokongyuan so much~" Qingqing, who held the steering wheel in her hand, her long hair was flying, and she was wearing a goggle, asked Lu Yu with a smile. She hadn't driven out for a long time, and her mood seemed very good.

"Why, are you jealous?" The shutter of the phone made a light "click", and the picture was frozen on Qingqing's charming side face. Lu Yu looked at it and liked it.

"Don't be stinky, who is jealous? I'm just curious. To be honest, Xiao Kongyuan is indeed very handsome, and his skin is also the best among people I have ever seen except for Xiaohua, but... I am very Strange, why is such an iceberg-like little beauty so devoted to you, how did you hook her up..."

After Qingqing finished speaking, she glanced at Lu Yu, but Lu Yu didn't seem to have any intention of answering, "Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing him fumbling around on the phone screen, an ominous premonition immediately It came to Qingqing's heart. Sure enough, within a few seconds, Lu Yu handed over the phone. Qingqing saw that in just a few tens of seconds, her photo had been destroyed by Lu Yu. She didn't know who this kid was. What kind of software was used to make Qingqing's face filled with a lot of small pockmarks that could not be seen, the big buck teeth were propped up, the small eyes were exposed from the goggles, and the ham-like lips were drooping in the air, knowing that it was a spoof But there is an indescribable sense of harmony...

"Go to hell with you," Qingqing couldn't help but slapped the phone on Lu Yu's face with a flick of her hand, but Xiao Lu found a photo in the album with a smile.

It was a painting of Xiao Kongyuan, a muscular man in briefs with Xiaokongyuan's vivid little head on his head, big buck teeth and small thick legs with freckles on his face, but he could be recognized at a glance That person is Xiaokongyuan, Qingqing is angry, when she sees this photo, she immediately laughs back and forth, Xiaolu holds her phone and looks at it for a while, and then smiles while covering her face.

"You drew it," Qingqing asked Lu Yu, pursing her lips.

"That's right, this was drawn for her when I reunited with Xiaokong a few months ago. She came to steal something and was caught by me. Then I stripped her and tied her to a pillar to draw for her," Xiao Lu said. As he said that, he couldn't stop laughing as if he was thinking of something eclectic.

If Qingqing knew that Xiao Lu had not only put Xiaokong in childish underwear, but also written slogans like "I have been secretly in love with Lu Yu for many years" all over Kongyuan's body, Qingqing would definitely feel thunderous.

"Don't you want to know how I tricked Xiaokong into my hand? Kiss me once, and I'll tell you when I kiss you,"

After finishing speaking, Lu Yu really pouted and moved over. Seeing this, Qingqing was annoyed and funny, said "you are so beautiful", then stretched out her small hand to press Lu Yu's face and pushed him away go back.

"Hehe, Xiao Kong is actually very pitiful. He is under Fujitora's sect like me, but she came earlier than me. She was there when I first started. I was still young at that time, and I was more playful. If you don't do business, you know how to hang out with beautiful sisters everywhere, and you haven't learned anything else, but you have accumulated a lot of experience in picking up girls."

"Wait a minute," Qingqing listened, puzzled, she quietly slowed down the speed of the car and turned to ask Lu Yu, "Pick up girls, how old were you then..."

"Seven-eight years old, eight-nine years old, oops, I can't remember, anyway, I was not very old at that time," Lu Yu thought for a while and waved his hands.

"You can pick up girls when you are seven or eight years old, you are too precocious..." In an instant, the image of a little hooligan who knew to take advantage secretly appeared in Qingqing's mind, Coupled with Lu Yu's treacherous smile that has always been maintained, it's almost against the sky, I'm going to go, this kind of evildoer is a disaster by nature, if I let myself meet the other party earlier, I have to castrate him myself, so as to save so much ignorance The girl was spoiled by the bastard.

"Why are you staring at me?" Xiao Lu and Qing Qing looked at each other, and naturally noticed the awe-inspiring murderous look in the other's dark eyes. The kid also knew that Qing Qing was ruthless, so he quietly moved to the position of the car door and asked in a low voice.

"Go on," Qingqing said to Lu Yu pretending to be gentle after taking a deep breath.

"Oh," Lu Yu scratched his head, inexplicably, "Later, my master Fujitora felt that my life would be over if I went on like this, but he also knew that my old man was never a submissive person, so after a long time After my observation, the old man came up with a very strange way to force me to reform, "

"Oh, what method," Qingqing raised her eyebrows and looked at Lu Yu when she heard it. She also knew that the method called a weird one by Lu Yu, a bastard who never played cards according to common sense, must be unusual, so Qingqing was very curious.

"Haha, beauty tricks add bitter tricks," Lu Yu said with a grin.

"Can you be more specific?" Qingqing's eyebrows were drawn together, and she asked Lu Yu with an expression of [-]% contempt and [-]% doubt.

"It's actually very simple. Doesn't Hanling have a rule that men and women can't get close? The old man knew this and arranged for Xiao Kongyuan to be by my side. Moreover, in addition to supervising my practice, he also made Xiao Kongyuan stare at me every step of the way. Me, we even take a shower together, Qingqing... Do you know what that little beauty with flat breasts looks like when she is soaked in the water? Xiao Kong at that time was not like she is now, her. …”

Xiao Lu with a lewd smile came over and said happily, but seeing Qingqing's murderous gaze, Xiao Lu quickly coughed twice and swallowed the following.

"Well, well, let's not talk about this, let me tell you this, in the face of your husband who almost killed me, he just survived. From this point of view, your husband and I are definitely a gentleman. Nosebleeds are going to dry up and I didn't do that kind of unconscionable thing, haha,"

Xiao Lu said, with a little pride, but if it were changed to now, he would definitely not be so stupid.

"I don't believe it, you must have lied, or it's because you haven't developed well, and I don't know you yet... I know you are a stinky hooligan who takes advantage of others..." The same fox Qingqing was very skeptical about what she had done,