God-level master in the city
Chapter 237 The Illiterate
Chapter 237 The Illiterate
Leaving the county seat, after passing through two towns, entering the Panshan Highway, the crowds became sparse.On both sides of the road, there are large expanses of fir forests, and in the distance are lofty mountains.
Lu Manting had never been to this kind of western borderland, and she kept looking out of the car window, feeling very fresh.
Later, except for passing through some small towns, there are almost no people on the road.In the evening, the setting sun sank into the sky, and some fog rose in the mountains, flooding the lower half of the peaks high into the sky.
Looking at the distance shrouded in fog, Lu Manting sighed softly, "It's so beautiful!"
Luo Fan is used to the scenery of Raoyun Town, and he doesn't think there is anything beautiful about it, so he smiled disapprovingly: "Except for the fresher air and quieter air, I don't think there is anything good about it."
Lu Manting glanced at Luo Fan, then continued to look out the window.
When they came to a section where there were unattainable peaks above and bottomless ravines below, where the road passed through the sharp cliffs, Lu Manting didn't dare to look outside.The peak that pierces the sky, if you look at it a few more times, you will feel dizzy.
"Sister Manting, are you afraid?" Luo Fan turned to look at Lu Manting.
"Don't look at me! Concentrate on driving!" Lu Manting was taken aback. The road built from the middle of the rock was only three meters wide, and there were no turnings. If one accidentally fell, Luo Fan would not know Will there be anything wrong with the seventh level of the fairy dust formula, but her second level of the fairy dust formula will definitely be smashed to pieces!
"Hehe, we'll be over soon." Luo Fan was very familiar with Yanbo Mountain, but seeing that Lu Manting's face turned pale, he stopped squinting and concentrated on driving.
Sure enough, after turning a right-angled bend, the eyes suddenly opened up, and even the light became much brighter.
Luo Fan stopped the car and said, "Sister Manting, below is Yanbo Village, which is where I grew up. Would you like to get out of the car and have a look?" Before Luo Fan finished speaking, Lu Manting had already opened the car door and got out. The car is coming.
Above the highway, there are still towering and continuous peaks that can't be seen at a glance. Below the highway, there are tens of thousands of acres of terraced fields. It is golden autumn, and the rice in the fields is ripe and golden, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.
"Wow! I've only seen the countryside in books and TV before, but I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes today! It's not the desolate and dilapidated scene I imagined. It's so beautiful. I really want to live here and never go back! No wonder, Auntie Yuan went to Tianhai In one night, hurry back!" Lu Manting sighed.
"Sister Man Ting, you grew up in a big city. You found it strange at first, but if you live here for a long time, you won't be surprised. Most of the young people here went to work in the city, and some made money. , I don’t even want to come back!” Luo Fan shook his head and laughed.
Lu Manting didn't argue with Luo Fan, and looked at the place where Luo Fan grew up.1000 meters below the road, there are houses, the kind of tile-roofed houses that can only be seen on TV, and even some thatched houses.
"Is that your home?" Lu Manting asked, pointing to a three-story white house in the distance.It was the only one-story house in the whole village, and behind it was a not-so-high hillside covered with tall pine trees.
Luo Fan followed Lu Manting's hand and said with a smile: "My home is in that direction, but it's not my home. It's Yanbo Village Primary School. My home is next to the school. Have you seen the bamboo forest? The house behind the bamboo forest is there. "
Lu Manting looked far, and she saw the bamboo forest next to the school, but she couldn't find any houses at all.Lu Manting looked down the ravine below the road and saw a stone arch bridge about three kilometers away, and suddenly asked, "Where is that at the head of the bridge?"
"Well, when we were young, we used to take a bath under the bridge... Sister Man Ting, how did you know that it was the head of the bridge..." Luo Fan suddenly stopped talking, with a strange expression on his face.
Sure enough, Lu Manting smiled triumphantly: "So, where Guo Xiaoya said that your little nipple was stung by a bee?"
Luo Fan's expression was awkward, and he was speechless.Seeing Lu Manting's smug teasing, Luo Fan smiled, so cheaply: "Sister Manting, am I a little girl? Didn't you know last night? Who was so painful that tears flowed out? , please take it easy?"
"Rogue!" Lu Manting cursed, her face flushed, she turned and entered x6.But I was thinking in my heart: This guy is so big, is it because he was stung by a bee and mutated?
Luo Fan turned from defense to offense, laughed loudly, and hummed the tune of "The Turned Serf Sings" in his mouth, got on the x6, and continued to drive forward.
After driving for more than one kilometer, I turned left at a fork in the road, and the cement road turned into a gravel and dirt road. The road condition was not good. Fortunately, the x6 had a very high ground clearance. If I changed to Lu Manting's z4, it would be difficult to walk an inch on this road.
Gradually arriving in the stockade, occasionally some old people with green cloths on their heads, and children with red flowers in their braids, would pay attention to Luo Fan's car strangely.Apart from two tractors in this village and an old off-road vehicle owned by the town leader, most of the rest are bullock carts. This is the first time they have seen a shiny new car like Luo Fan's BMW.
Arriving at a place where there are bamboos on both sides of the road, Luo Fan parked the car on the side of the road, and several half-grown children stood up and surrounded him.
"New car, could it be that the mayor bought a new car?" The leader was a boy in his teens, with bare feet, his trousers rolled up, his legs covered in black mud, and he was about to touch the x6.
Luo Fan stepped out of the car and shouted: "God boy, don't touch it! Did you wash your hands clean?"
The boy Gouwazi withdrew his hand, and when he saw Luo Fan and Lu Manting getting out of the car, he was taken aback for a moment, and then called out: "Big illiterate, you are back, this is your car?"
Lu Manting was stunned, Luo Fan is illiterate?Even if he never went to college, he still graduated from high school, so he is not really illiterate, right?
Luo Fan didn't care about Gouwazi's title, and nodded showing off: "That's right! Do you envy me? You call me daddy, and I'll take you around after you wash it up some other day!"
Gouwazi shook his head: "You're not my father! My mother said, you're just a young kid who hasn't even grown up yet, and you want to take advantage of her, no way!" His eyes turned from Luo Fan to Lu Manting, "Big illiterate, This is your daughter-in-law from the city? When will you kill a pig and pay homage?"
"Yes, isn't it pretty?" Luo Fan was very proud.
Gouwazi's black eyes couldn't help looking at Lu Manting. Although she was only a child, Lu Manting couldn't help feeling a little ashamed. This Gouwazi's eyes were really unscrupulous, and he was staring at her proud chest.
"Beautiful! Nainai is bigger than my mother! My mother said, let me study hard, or I will be a big illiterate like you when I grow up. But I think it is very good to be a big illiterate, and I have a car and can get money." Beautiful wife!" Looking at Lu Manting, Gou Wazi stuck out his tongue and twirled it around his lips!
Sister-in-law Osmanthus, you actually use your brother as a negative teaching material to educate your son, then don't blame your brother for fooling your son: "Son, reading is useful, why don't you go to school tomorrow?"
Gouwazi thought for a while, and said: "My mother will beat me if I don't go to school, but I can not listen to lectures, read wrong books, write wrong words, do homework indiscriminately, and be a big illiterate like you. Che begging for a beautiful daughter-in-law in the city!"
"..." Luo Fan also wanted to play tricks on Gouwazi, and didn't want to lead him astray, but looking at the appearance of this little bastard, what he said was true, he was speechless.Donkey, do you think that I buy a car and have a beautiful girlfriend because I am illiterate? ... Bah, son of a bitch, your whole family is illiterate...
Seeing that Luo Fan couldn't laugh or cry, Lu Manting stepped forward to pat Gou Wazi's head, and asked, "Gou Wazi, what's your name?"
"Chen...Chen Gang." Gou Wazi was a little flattered by Lu Manting's touch, so he quickly replied, and asked again: "You...are you really an illiterate daughter-in-law?"
Lu Manting asked without answering, "Why do you call him an illiterate?"
When this matter was brought up, Gouwazi became less nervous, and replied: "I was reading a picture book before, and there was a word I didn't know. I asked Uncle Luo Fan, and he told me it was a word for a bucket, the bucket of the toilet, what did you say about the toilet, The soldiers carry the toilet, and when they are in a hurry, they pull it into the toilet..."
Lu Manting couldn't help laughing, she guessed that what Gouwazi was talking about must be the terracotta warriors.Even if Luo Fan never went to college, he has no reason not to know these three words. He must be teasing Gouwazi on purpose!
"...Later I asked Yingzi's sister, and she said that it was not a toilet for soldiers at all, but a terracotta warrior. A person who is in high school is not as good as Yingzi's fifth grade sister. What is it if you are not illiterate?" Gouwazi said , with a look of contempt.
Luo Fan ignored Gouwazi, but squatted down, talking to a very pretty little girl with braids and a cotton jacket: "Qinqin, why did you run out, where is your dad?" ?”
The little girl named Qinqin looked like six or seven years old, with bright eyes, and replied, "My dad is at school. Chen Gang and the others asked me to come out to catch cough pockmarks, so I came out to play."
Luo Fan turned his head and saw that Chen Gang was indeed holding seven or eight green vines in his left hand. Under each green vine, there was a frog hanging. The green vines tied the frog's legs. The bondage of ivy.
"Qinqin, didn't your father teach you?" Luo Fan said seriously, "Frogs are beneficial insects, you can't hurt them!"
"I know. I asked Chen Gang to let go of the pockmarked cough, but Chen Gang didn't listen to me. He said it's okay to let go, and asked me to buy it with money, but I don't have money." Qinqin said timidly.
"Gouwazi, let the frog go, or I will beat your ass!" Luo Fan glared at Gouwazi.
But Gouwazi didn't fear him: "You are a big illiterate, you can let him go if you say so? You can let him go if you want, I was caught to sell him for money, you take the money, I'll sell it to you!"
In vain, Luo Fankong possessed peerless martial arts that shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods, but he couldn't do anything with Gouwazi.Gouwazi and the others were all grown up by him, and they were all in the same village, so they couldn't really beat him up.
"Gouwazi, how much is your frog?" Lu Manting looked at Gouwazi and asked.
"One dollar each, do you want to buy it or not?" Gou Wazi perked up when he heard Lu Manting's words.
"I bought it." Lu Manting took out a hundred-yuan red note from her wallet, and handed it to Gou Wazi: "Give the frog to Qinqin, and let her let her go."
But Gouwazi didn't take the money: "Bring me the change, I can't change a hundred!"
Lu Manting smiled and said, "You don't need to look for it..." Gou Wazi immediately snatched the money from Lu Manting and handed the green vines in his hand to Qinqin, but he heard Lu Manting say, "However, I can't catch any more money in the future." It's a frog." Gou Wazi agreed.
Qinqin took the ivy that Gouwazi gave her, and went to the edge of the field to release the animals.Luo Fan and Lu Manting walked home along the path in the bamboo forest, but Gou Wazi was whispering to the other children behind him: "Nine cough pockmarks, sold for 100 yuan, illiterate daughter-in-law, He must be an idiot, what's the use of being beautiful? A prodigal bitch..."
Leaving the county seat, after passing through two towns, entering the Panshan Highway, the crowds became sparse.On both sides of the road, there are large expanses of fir forests, and in the distance are lofty mountains.
Lu Manting had never been to this kind of western borderland, and she kept looking out of the car window, feeling very fresh.
Later, except for passing through some small towns, there are almost no people on the road.In the evening, the setting sun sank into the sky, and some fog rose in the mountains, flooding the lower half of the peaks high into the sky.
Looking at the distance shrouded in fog, Lu Manting sighed softly, "It's so beautiful!"
Luo Fan is used to the scenery of Raoyun Town, and he doesn't think there is anything beautiful about it, so he smiled disapprovingly: "Except for the fresher air and quieter air, I don't think there is anything good about it."
Lu Manting glanced at Luo Fan, then continued to look out the window.
When they came to a section where there were unattainable peaks above and bottomless ravines below, where the road passed through the sharp cliffs, Lu Manting didn't dare to look outside.The peak that pierces the sky, if you look at it a few more times, you will feel dizzy.
"Sister Manting, are you afraid?" Luo Fan turned to look at Lu Manting.
"Don't look at me! Concentrate on driving!" Lu Manting was taken aback. The road built from the middle of the rock was only three meters wide, and there were no turnings. If one accidentally fell, Luo Fan would not know Will there be anything wrong with the seventh level of the fairy dust formula, but her second level of the fairy dust formula will definitely be smashed to pieces!
"Hehe, we'll be over soon." Luo Fan was very familiar with Yanbo Mountain, but seeing that Lu Manting's face turned pale, he stopped squinting and concentrated on driving.
Sure enough, after turning a right-angled bend, the eyes suddenly opened up, and even the light became much brighter.
Luo Fan stopped the car and said, "Sister Manting, below is Yanbo Village, which is where I grew up. Would you like to get out of the car and have a look?" Before Luo Fan finished speaking, Lu Manting had already opened the car door and got out. The car is coming.
Above the highway, there are still towering and continuous peaks that can't be seen at a glance. Below the highway, there are tens of thousands of acres of terraced fields. It is golden autumn, and the rice in the fields is ripe and golden, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.
"Wow! I've only seen the countryside in books and TV before, but I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes today! It's not the desolate and dilapidated scene I imagined. It's so beautiful. I really want to live here and never go back! No wonder, Auntie Yuan went to Tianhai In one night, hurry back!" Lu Manting sighed.
"Sister Man Ting, you grew up in a big city. You found it strange at first, but if you live here for a long time, you won't be surprised. Most of the young people here went to work in the city, and some made money. , I don’t even want to come back!” Luo Fan shook his head and laughed.
Lu Manting didn't argue with Luo Fan, and looked at the place where Luo Fan grew up.1000 meters below the road, there are houses, the kind of tile-roofed houses that can only be seen on TV, and even some thatched houses.
"Is that your home?" Lu Manting asked, pointing to a three-story white house in the distance.It was the only one-story house in the whole village, and behind it was a not-so-high hillside covered with tall pine trees.
Luo Fan followed Lu Manting's hand and said with a smile: "My home is in that direction, but it's not my home. It's Yanbo Village Primary School. My home is next to the school. Have you seen the bamboo forest? The house behind the bamboo forest is there. "
Lu Manting looked far, and she saw the bamboo forest next to the school, but she couldn't find any houses at all.Lu Manting looked down the ravine below the road and saw a stone arch bridge about three kilometers away, and suddenly asked, "Where is that at the head of the bridge?"
"Well, when we were young, we used to take a bath under the bridge... Sister Man Ting, how did you know that it was the head of the bridge..." Luo Fan suddenly stopped talking, with a strange expression on his face.
Sure enough, Lu Manting smiled triumphantly: "So, where Guo Xiaoya said that your little nipple was stung by a bee?"
Luo Fan's expression was awkward, and he was speechless.Seeing Lu Manting's smug teasing, Luo Fan smiled, so cheaply: "Sister Manting, am I a little girl? Didn't you know last night? Who was so painful that tears flowed out? , please take it easy?"
"Rogue!" Lu Manting cursed, her face flushed, she turned and entered x6.But I was thinking in my heart: This guy is so big, is it because he was stung by a bee and mutated?
Luo Fan turned from defense to offense, laughed loudly, and hummed the tune of "The Turned Serf Sings" in his mouth, got on the x6, and continued to drive forward.
After driving for more than one kilometer, I turned left at a fork in the road, and the cement road turned into a gravel and dirt road. The road condition was not good. Fortunately, the x6 had a very high ground clearance. If I changed to Lu Manting's z4, it would be difficult to walk an inch on this road.
Gradually arriving in the stockade, occasionally some old people with green cloths on their heads, and children with red flowers in their braids, would pay attention to Luo Fan's car strangely.Apart from two tractors in this village and an old off-road vehicle owned by the town leader, most of the rest are bullock carts. This is the first time they have seen a shiny new car like Luo Fan's BMW.
Arriving at a place where there are bamboos on both sides of the road, Luo Fan parked the car on the side of the road, and several half-grown children stood up and surrounded him.
"New car, could it be that the mayor bought a new car?" The leader was a boy in his teens, with bare feet, his trousers rolled up, his legs covered in black mud, and he was about to touch the x6.
Luo Fan stepped out of the car and shouted: "God boy, don't touch it! Did you wash your hands clean?"
The boy Gouwazi withdrew his hand, and when he saw Luo Fan and Lu Manting getting out of the car, he was taken aback for a moment, and then called out: "Big illiterate, you are back, this is your car?"
Lu Manting was stunned, Luo Fan is illiterate?Even if he never went to college, he still graduated from high school, so he is not really illiterate, right?
Luo Fan didn't care about Gouwazi's title, and nodded showing off: "That's right! Do you envy me? You call me daddy, and I'll take you around after you wash it up some other day!"
Gouwazi shook his head: "You're not my father! My mother said, you're just a young kid who hasn't even grown up yet, and you want to take advantage of her, no way!" His eyes turned from Luo Fan to Lu Manting, "Big illiterate, This is your daughter-in-law from the city? When will you kill a pig and pay homage?"
"Yes, isn't it pretty?" Luo Fan was very proud.
Gouwazi's black eyes couldn't help looking at Lu Manting. Although she was only a child, Lu Manting couldn't help feeling a little ashamed. This Gouwazi's eyes were really unscrupulous, and he was staring at her proud chest.
"Beautiful! Nainai is bigger than my mother! My mother said, let me study hard, or I will be a big illiterate like you when I grow up. But I think it is very good to be a big illiterate, and I have a car and can get money." Beautiful wife!" Looking at Lu Manting, Gou Wazi stuck out his tongue and twirled it around his lips!
Sister-in-law Osmanthus, you actually use your brother as a negative teaching material to educate your son, then don't blame your brother for fooling your son: "Son, reading is useful, why don't you go to school tomorrow?"
Gouwazi thought for a while, and said: "My mother will beat me if I don't go to school, but I can not listen to lectures, read wrong books, write wrong words, do homework indiscriminately, and be a big illiterate like you. Che begging for a beautiful daughter-in-law in the city!"
"..." Luo Fan also wanted to play tricks on Gouwazi, and didn't want to lead him astray, but looking at the appearance of this little bastard, what he said was true, he was speechless.Donkey, do you think that I buy a car and have a beautiful girlfriend because I am illiterate? ... Bah, son of a bitch, your whole family is illiterate...
Seeing that Luo Fan couldn't laugh or cry, Lu Manting stepped forward to pat Gou Wazi's head, and asked, "Gou Wazi, what's your name?"
"Chen...Chen Gang." Gou Wazi was a little flattered by Lu Manting's touch, so he quickly replied, and asked again: "You...are you really an illiterate daughter-in-law?"
Lu Manting asked without answering, "Why do you call him an illiterate?"
When this matter was brought up, Gouwazi became less nervous, and replied: "I was reading a picture book before, and there was a word I didn't know. I asked Uncle Luo Fan, and he told me it was a word for a bucket, the bucket of the toilet, what did you say about the toilet, The soldiers carry the toilet, and when they are in a hurry, they pull it into the toilet..."
Lu Manting couldn't help laughing, she guessed that what Gouwazi was talking about must be the terracotta warriors.Even if Luo Fan never went to college, he has no reason not to know these three words. He must be teasing Gouwazi on purpose!
"...Later I asked Yingzi's sister, and she said that it was not a toilet for soldiers at all, but a terracotta warrior. A person who is in high school is not as good as Yingzi's fifth grade sister. What is it if you are not illiterate?" Gouwazi said , with a look of contempt.
Luo Fan ignored Gouwazi, but squatted down, talking to a very pretty little girl with braids and a cotton jacket: "Qinqin, why did you run out, where is your dad?" ?”
The little girl named Qinqin looked like six or seven years old, with bright eyes, and replied, "My dad is at school. Chen Gang and the others asked me to come out to catch cough pockmarks, so I came out to play."
Luo Fan turned his head and saw that Chen Gang was indeed holding seven or eight green vines in his left hand. Under each green vine, there was a frog hanging. The green vines tied the frog's legs. The bondage of ivy.
"Qinqin, didn't your father teach you?" Luo Fan said seriously, "Frogs are beneficial insects, you can't hurt them!"
"I know. I asked Chen Gang to let go of the pockmarked cough, but Chen Gang didn't listen to me. He said it's okay to let go, and asked me to buy it with money, but I don't have money." Qinqin said timidly.
"Gouwazi, let the frog go, or I will beat your ass!" Luo Fan glared at Gouwazi.
But Gouwazi didn't fear him: "You are a big illiterate, you can let him go if you say so? You can let him go if you want, I was caught to sell him for money, you take the money, I'll sell it to you!"
In vain, Luo Fankong possessed peerless martial arts that shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods, but he couldn't do anything with Gouwazi.Gouwazi and the others were all grown up by him, and they were all in the same village, so they couldn't really beat him up.
"Gouwazi, how much is your frog?" Lu Manting looked at Gouwazi and asked.
"One dollar each, do you want to buy it or not?" Gou Wazi perked up when he heard Lu Manting's words.
"I bought it." Lu Manting took out a hundred-yuan red note from her wallet, and handed it to Gou Wazi: "Give the frog to Qinqin, and let her let her go."
But Gouwazi didn't take the money: "Bring me the change, I can't change a hundred!"
Lu Manting smiled and said, "You don't need to look for it..." Gou Wazi immediately snatched the money from Lu Manting and handed the green vines in his hand to Qinqin, but he heard Lu Manting say, "However, I can't catch any more money in the future." It's a frog." Gou Wazi agreed.
Qinqin took the ivy that Gouwazi gave her, and went to the edge of the field to release the animals.Luo Fan and Lu Manting walked home along the path in the bamboo forest, but Gou Wazi was whispering to the other children behind him: "Nine cough pockmarks, sold for 100 yuan, illiterate daughter-in-law, He must be an idiot, what's the use of being beautiful? A prodigal bitch..."
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