God-level master in the city

Chapter (1) Zhao Xinyu's commercial

After replenishing Yuan Xiaoyun's energy and infuriating energy, Luo Fan injected another five bomb energy into his meridians.With Lin Qingqing, Linge, Tang Shunzhong and the others guiding the planting of medicinal materials, Luo Fan didn't go to see the planting of medicinal materials anymore. For Lin Qingqing and the others, Luo Fan was very relieved.

After lunch, Luo Fan rarely stayed in the room and watched TV for a while.However, there was really nothing to watch, and he would never watch Fusang TV series.In Bangziguo’s romance movie, he can’t wait to grab those phonies and slap his uncle hard. Women, it’s strange, the same facial expressions and movements, beautiful ones look cute when done, and ugly ones are the same, that’s all. I'm doing something wrong...

Changed the channel, it was a rebroadcast of a dating show, Luo Fan changed it without hesitation.I don't know what a bunch of bastards are doing there, they are more troublesome than those ugly women in Bangzi TV series!

Changed to Tianfu TV Station, which was showing a martial arts drama by Master Jin. Luo Fan liked to read that novel before, so he stopped.But after watching it for a few minutes, I felt something was wrong, the plot was too different from the novel.

"Fuck! Which bastard did this? It's a good novel, it's been changed into a mess!"

Luo Fan was cursing, this episode has already finished, Luo Fan stared at the TV screen carefully, he wanted to see which bastard wrote the play, and changed the master's novel beyond recognition.

Finally, behind the screenwriter, I saw a name, a guy surnamed Yu.This guy, Luo Fan, knows that changing Linghu Chong into a gay guy to have sex with Dongfang Bubai is a good thing done by this fat man surnamed Yu!

"I don't know if you are a fat man, you will buy the weight loss powder from Liushahe Company. If you know which pack of weight loss powder you bought, I will add some medicine to make your dick degenerate, and finally become Dongfang Bubai, let Linghu Chong mess with your base, haha, great plan!"

While muttering, Luo Fan changed the channel and switched to Jiangnan Provincial TV Station. Luo Fan stopped for a while, wanting to see if Tianhai would appear on Jiangnan TV Station.

It's a pity that Tianhai didn't see it, he didn't see anything, because Jiangnan TV Station was running an advertisement for an underwear company called Dream Chaser.Luo Fan knows about the song "Dream Chaser". I haven't heard of the underwear of "Dream Chaser". Anyway, Sister Manting, Yajie's wife and the others are not wearing "Dream Chaser".

Luo Fan has no interest, mainly because of the woman in the underwear advertisement, she really doesn't look very good.Just when he was about to change the channel, the TV screen went dark and there was no picture.

"The TV does not work?"

Before he could say these words, the TV screen lit up again, but it was a picture of lightning.

Nima's lightning power!Luo Fan stood up at once, but suddenly remembered that the lightning was from the TV, and there was a hairy energy, so he sat back down again.As soon as I sat down, there was another "bang" on the TV, and thunder sounded.

Luo Fan froze for a moment, what kind of TV show is this going to show?Following a scene of a sea tide appeared on the TV screen, the waves were churning, and a clear and pleasant voice sounded: "Have you ever felt the waves are rough?"

This voice sounded familiar to Luo Fan, but he didn't think of it for a moment.Looking intently, the TV screen turned again, it was a close-up shot of a wave, as if it was made with computer special effects, because the wave gradually turned into two arcs, somewhat like... Luo Fan finally noticed the change, it looked like the two lumps on a woman's chest!

Sure enough, a pink mask appeared on those two arcs, squeezing those two arcs into a deep and charming ravine!

Luo Fan watched with great interest, to see what other tricks he could conjure up.Sure enough, there was another trick, on the hood, a light blue dress appeared faintly, and this dress was actually worn by a... woman!

As the clothes became more and more obvious, the two arcs and the hood were hidden, but the face of the woman in the light blue dress was gradually visible.

What the hell, it's Zhao Xinyu and Zhao Xiaoniu!Luo Fan rubbed his eyes, is this Zhao Xiaoniu's TV series?No matter what you acted, I have watched it, I am bored now!

But Zhao Xinyu did a magic trick, and suddenly a small white bottle appeared in his hand, with two words imprinted on the bottle: Mengsha.Zhao Xinyu raised the bottle, opened her red lips lightly, and a melodious voice sounded: "Use it, you will know!"

Now Luo Fan finally understands, it turns out that this is an ad made by Zhao Xinyu and Zhao Xiaoniu for Mengsha's breast enhancement products!The filming was pretty good, but Zhao Xiaoniu's appearance was too short!

At this time, the TV had already changed to another commercial, and Luo Fan got goosebumps when he heard the voice of "No gifts for this year's festival".Luo Fan turned off the TV when a Qing Palace time-travel drama was broadcast. I have no interest in girls who have plastic surgery.

"Would you like to call Zhao Xiaoniu?" Luo Fan took out his cell phone, found Zhao Xinyu's number, hesitated, but still didn't dial it.If you have already rejected her, don't bother her anymore.

Luo Fan was lying on the chair, fiddling with his mobile phone, and suddenly remembered the novel he had read before, and he hadn't read it for a while. After such a long time, it should have been updated a lot, right?I don't know if that pig-footed Lin Tian pushed that school belle away...

Uh, my brother hasn't pushed Ding Wei yet, Lin Tian, ​​don't push your Bai Jie beauty!Lin Tian, ​​brother has made an agreement with you now, whenever you push Bai Jie, brother will push Ding Wei!Whoever doesn't abide by the agreement is a bastard tortoise!

Luo Fan entered the station, clicked on the bookshelf, found the urban novel and read it.After reading more than twenty chapters, Lin Tian really hasn't pushed Bai Jie away, and Luo Fan finally heaves a sigh of relief, hehe, Xiao Linzi, you are so loyal, you really are waiting for your brother!

When Luo Fan continued to click on the next chapter, it showed that there was no update.

"What kind of plane are you doing? After so many days, only twenty chapters have been updated? Slower than a snail! Has it been updated today?"

Luo Fan glanced at the update time and was immediately stunned.Looking straight at the update time showing November 11th, his face suddenly became ugly.

What the hell, what date is it today?Two more days until the month is over!In other words, this novel has been discontinued for three weeks!

Grass!Is this the eunuch?Damn you want an eunuch, let Lin Tian push Bai Jie before cutting it!Just now, brother's mouth was cheap, and he accidentally said that whenever Lin Tian pushed Bai Jie, brother would push Ding Wei.But... This guy was cut up by his author, and he even pushed his white and white hair!

What you said just now, can you not count on it?Otherwise, if Lin Tian doesn't push Bai Jie, could it be that my brother will never push Ding Wei for the rest of his life... How is that possible!Yes, I was just joking just now, isn't it just a fictional character in an online novel, what is my rivalry with him?

It's just that what I said in my heart just now, even if it was just for fun, still feels like a choke in my throat.Who doesn't abide by the agreement, who is a bastard tortoise... This curse is a bit harsh!

Paralyzed, the guy who wrote the book is called Xiaocao, right?Don't let me know who you are, or I will cut your ass off and turn you into a real eunuch!

After cursing in his heart for a while, Luo Fan quit the novel site, opened a portal site, and looked for jokes to read.

After watching for a while, I gradually forgot what happened just now, and I felt a lot more relaxed.Suddenly, Luo Fan looked back at the joke just now and read it again.

The joke goes like this:

A and B are fellow villagers, both working in the coastal area.A went to his hometown for a while, and when he came back, B asked A if anything special happened in his hometown.

A said that there was nothing special, but those old men in the village who stole their wives were struck to death by lightning.

B nervously asked A how his father was doing.

A looked at B intriguingly, which made B's heart thump.

Under B's repeated questioning, A finally said: Your father is fine, but your ancestor has passed away.

When I first saw it, Luo Fan couldn't stop laughing.What's the matter, B's wife didn't have anything to do with his father, but his mother did have sex with his father, so his father was struck by lightning!

After reading it for the second time, Luo Fan frowned, and said to himself: "What the hell, is this true or not, that if you steal a wife, you will be struck by lightning? Is this also a way to attract lightning? If it is true Lei Zhao, I don’t mind giving it a try…”

Shaking his head suddenly, he sighed secretly: "It's a pity, even if I am willing and my son agrees, it is not realistic if my son's wife does not object. Where did I get my son? Even if I get one right away, it will take ten months." You can only be born later, after you are born and grow up to marry a wife, you will have to wait more than ten or 20 years! Brother will have to wait another 20 years to break through the eighth stage of the Immortal Dust Art?"

Just when Luo Fan was thinking wildly, the phone rang, and it was Gao Yajie calling.

quack!Could it be that Mrs. Yajie knew about my difficulties and urged me to go back and make a son?

The phone was in his hand, it only rang once, and Luo Fan picked up the phone: "My wife Yajie, miss me?"

"Luofan, when are you coming back?" Gao Yajie's voice sounded a little hurried.

"I don't have anything to do here anymore. I just want to stay with my mother for a few more days. However, if you think about me urgently, I can come back early. Although, I am not a woman who has a wife and forgets her mother." people..."

"Luo Fan!" Gao Yajie interrupted Luo Fan's nonsense, and hurriedly said: "If your business is over, come to Tianhai as soon as possible! Meng Sha, Ran Qiu, Ding Wei, and the others are all here with me."

As soon as Luo Fan heard Gao Yajie's urgent tone, he stopped talking nonsense and asked directly: "Yajie, what's the matter, what happened?"

"The skin care products of Yajie Group, the breast enhancement products of Mengsha Company, and the slimming powder of Liushahe Company have some problems in Europe and country M..." Gao Yajie's voice was not only anxious, but also tinged anger.

"Something went wrong?" Luo Fan was stunned: "Skin care products, breast enhancement products, and weight loss powder have all been tested and are indeed effective!"

"It's not that there's a problem with the quality of our products, it's that... I can't say a word or two. Anyway, it's the Dalani family who are doing the trick! Come back as soon as you can, and we'll talk when you get back!"

"Okay, I'll be right back, hang up first, my mother is not at home, I have to call her." Luo Fan's eyes flickered coldly, Dalani family?Brother didn't provoke you, but did you provoke him?