God-level master in the city

"Dude, besides Lee Min-ki and Choi Eun-soo, there are a lot of great Chinese artists. I won't talk about the female ones. You're definitely not interested. Let's talk about the male ones..."

"Fuck! Huanghe, believe it or not, I beat you fatter than before! What do you mean I'm not interested in women? I'm not interested in women? Put aside for now, tell me what do you mean by men? Lao Tzu Don't be gay!" Luo Fan yelled at Huang He.

"Brother, don't get angry!" Hearing Luo Fan's roar, Huang He quickly explained: "Last night, I was tossed by my family's Liusha for most of the night, and now I'm still dizzy and dizzy. I just said it the wrong way. If it's a man, don't say it." Now, you’re not interested, let’s talk about the girls. What’s the name of that group? Eight people are all beautiful girls. They can’t sing well, but they dance really well. Their big white legs shake people’s hearts. It itch!"

"Is Shui Liusha here? Let her answer the phone, and I'll tell her!" Luo Fan was really speechless about Huang He's bastard.Didn't it mean that she was dizzy from being tossed by the water flow yarn, how could she still be in love?

"Uh... Liusha isn't here, buddy, I'll talk about something else." When Huang He heard that Luo Fan was going to tell Liusha what he said, he froze immediately, and immediately changed his words: "I heard, come with the stick star Yes, and they are a member of City University's fetal boxing team, after the fan club, they will challenge the Tianhai University's martial arts team! How about it, are you interested in watching this?"

"Fetal boxing team?" Luo Fan frowned, numb, if you come to perform, just perform yours well, and come to challenge?Do you really think that you can beat a few people who claim to be masters of Chinese martial arts with your fetal fist, so you can get away with it?

"Yeah buddy, the economy is developing at a high speed now, Bangzi is awesome! Saying that Emperor Yan, Chiyou, Li Bai, and Li Shizhen are all from Bangguo, that's not enough, even the goddess Xishi and the others have to fight over it, shit!" Huang He scolded angrily up.

What Huang He said, Luo Fan also knows a little bit, like the Taoist patriarch Zhang Daoling who was vying for being a stickman by Bangzi, movable type printing was invented by the people of Bang, and the Dragon Boat Festival is a festival of Bangzi... Nima, why don’t you fight sister Furong? To be your mother?

"I see, don't worry, fetal fist can't win." Luo Fan said lightly.

"Brother, I feel relieved with your words. At that time, those guys from the fetal boxing team, you come and pay attention to those beauties with big white legs and small waists. I will take care of them, so it's settled!"

"My day..." Luo Fan just cursed two words, but found that Huang He had already hung up.

"Mr. Luo, you just said that Bangzi's fetal boxing team is coming to challenge Huaxia Guwu?" After Luo Fan put away his phone, Hornet asked.

"It's not challenging the ancient Chinese martial arts, but the Chinese martial arts." Luo Fan deliberately emphasized the word "martial arts", and the mockery in his eyes was not concealed.

Hornet laughed: "The kind of flamboyant martial art that jumps up and down like a monkey show, limp and has no strength or speed? That is indeed a dance, a dance!" Suddenly he stopped laughing, and cursed: "Grass Where did those people get the courage to go on TV and play with those flamboyant fists and legs!"

Tie Shou smiled faintly: "Isn't it for money? Just like those cousins ​​on blind date TV, as long as you give money, you let him kneel down and offer the fresh, steaming meat you just pulled out. They are willing! Just give You have enough money, after licking Xiang, let him continue to fill you with Xiang's ass, and he will do it too, and he will surely fill you up clean, you don't even need toilet paper!"

Luo Fan frowned, but did not speak.Although Iron Hand said it made people feel cold, but also felt happy.

"Brother Shou, even if it doesn't cost you money, how dare you ask those people to give you Tian **?" Mad Bull asked in surprise.

Tie Shou shuddered, shivered, and shook his head again and again: "Don't dare, those people have sores on their tongues, fill them up, I'm afraid my mother will sing chrysanthemum moss!"

Seeing the two singing together, Hornet said with a smile: "So, those guys who jump up and down don't represent Chinese martial arts at all. You guys, I'll give you money to perform on TV, why don't you do it?" "

Several people shook their heads, and the devil said: "Whoever dares to go to that kind of show in the ancient martial arts world, I will kill him for free!"

Hornet sneered, and said: "It is estimated that Bangzi watched those shows and thought that Chinese martial arts were nothing more than that, so they dared to come here and shout! You say, with that kind of skill, there is a good chance of winning against Bangzi's fetal fist ?”

When the hornets asked, they all raised their right hands, with their index fingers and thumbs curled up in a circle, indicating that the odds are zero!

"Mr. Luo, Bangzi is so arrogant and arrogant, do you need us to take action and teach them a lesson?"

When Hornet asked this question, the others looked expectant. As long as Luo Fan nodded and agreed, he would go and fuck the members of the Bangzi fetal boxing team.

Luo Fan shook his head and said, "He is challenging the martial arts team of Tianhai University. You guys have a lot of beards. It's impossible to pretend to be a student. I'm almost as good as a student..."

"Mr. Luo, how can you use those little sticks? It's an insult to your noble status if you don't praise them!" Tie Shou began to flatter again.

"Then what should we do? Boys from the Tianhai University martial arts team, can you beat the little stick?" Mad Bull asked.

Xiao Ma pondered and said: "It depends on how many people they come and how many matches there are. If there is only one match and Zhu Xiang plays, it shouldn't be a big problem."

In the past, when he and Tie Shou took turns guarding the laboratory building of Tianhai University, under Luo Fan's instruction, he pointed Zhu Xiang several times.Zhu Xiang has a solid foundation, and his strength, speed, and reaction are still barely there. After being taught by Xiao Ma, his skills have improved qualitatively. At his level, he is definitely a master.

"Since the fetal boxing team is a team, it must not be one or two people, and it will not be just one or two matches. Except for Zhu Xiang you mentioned, how are the other members of the Tianhai University Wushu team?" It was the devil who asked, Originally, there were quite a few exchanges and exchanges between various martial arts like this every year, and the devils never cared about them.But this time it was Tianhai who was challenged, and seeing that Mr. Luo cared a lot, they also cared.

"Others don't know much about it, but I guess it's just a lot of punches and legs. They want to beat the opponent's Taiquan team... Not to mention hopeless, but it may be very difficult!" Xiao Ma shook his head and said.

"Fuck! How can Xiao Bangzi's fetal fist be so awesome?" Tie Shou rolled his eyes strangely, feeling uncomfortable.Although it doesn't mean who wins or loses in this level of exchange and discussion, but as a Chinese, I still can't listen to Xiao Ma's ambition.

"It's not because of fetal boxing. In the east, apart from the ancient Chinese martial arts, mourning ninjutsu, and the mysterious Taiguo witchcraft, the rest are like karate, fetal boxing, and Chinese Taijiquan. Baguazhang, Hongquan, Tanleg, these have their own advantages, who is superior and who is inferior depends on who puts in more hard work." Xiao Ma analyzed.

"You mean, Xiao Bangzi's fetal boxing team works harder than Tianhai University's Wushu team? These bastards on the Wushu team must only want to pick up girls and have sex with them on weekdays. What the hell, if anyone loses to Xiao Bangzi, I will go Abolish his body!" Tie Shou said bitterly.

"It's not necessarily the fault of those guys in the martial arts team. In a big way, it has something to do with the culture of a country. We pay attention to humility and courtesy, which is reflected in our boxing skills, that is, we are timid and can't let go of our hands and feet, while others advocate going forward bravely." , the boxing technique is naturally open and close, fierce and unparalleled. From a small point of view, do you know what is the most important in the current school?" Xiao Ma explained and asked suddenly.

"Study?" Mad Bull asked uncertainly.

"Wrong!" Xiao Ma shook his head and said, "It's safety! As long as there are no safety accidents, those officials' positions will not be lost. Who cares whether the study is good or not? How can there be no safety accidents? Strengthen management and improve students. Safety awareness is one thing, it's more about keeping students in cages and avoiding any danger. What can a martial arts team achieve in this environment?"

Mad Bull and the others were silent, Luo Fan glanced at Xiao Ma, and he was surprised that Xiao Ma paid attention to these things.

"Mr. Luo, according to what Xiaoma said, the Tianhai University martial arts team has no chance of winning. But it's really useless to let Xiao Bangzi show off his might on Huaxia's territory! How about it? Let's go out with some old bones and pretend to be students No, but it’s okay to pretend to be a teacher, right? Or, let’s pretend to be a professor?” Tie Shou put forward his own suggestion, and Devil Mad Bull also nodded frequently, thinking that Tie Shou’s suggestion was feasible.

"You're pretending to be a professor?" Luo Fan looked at Tie Shou in shock, "Can I report your degree first?"

"Uh... I haven't been to school, I'm self-taught, I don't have a degree..." Tie Shou was a little embarrassed, and the others also lowered their heads in shame.

"I don't even have a diploma, so I want to play the role of a professor. I'm so ridiculous!" Luo Fan was once teased by Lu Manting and Ye Xinzi Gao Yajie because of his academic qualifications. self-esteem.My brother has never been to college, but these guys seem to have never even attended elementary school, haha, ka ka ka!

"Huh?" Luo Fan glanced at Tie Shou's faces one by one, and said in surprise, "How many of you played the part of a professor yesterday? Damn, they're all screaming beasts!"

"..."

The devil and the others were speechless. Yesterday, after Iron Hand led Mad Bull to complete the ten-breaking karma, the devil, Hornet, Xiaoma, Lengdao Tianjian and the others were not to be outdone. The five of them found a nightclub in a group and headed towards the breaking ten. The goal has taken a step forward, and the iron hand is moving closer to three digits...

"Mr. Luo, I have an idea. In fact, we don't need to play the role of students or beasts. You see, now Tianhai University's martial arts team already has Zhu Xiang, and Miss Ding Weiding is a student of Tianhai University. Ran Qiu Miss Ran is a teacher of Tianhai University, so there is no need to pretend at all, and they are all your girlfriends. Mr. Luo, you can improve our strength, and you can also improve Miss Ding and Miss Ran’s strength, as long as Mr. Luo makes a move , the little stick is still littered with dead bodies?" Xiao Ma didn't dare to let Luo Fando bring up the matter of them acting as a beast yesterday, so he quickly changed the subject.

"It's just a competition for everyone. What kind of corpses are lying all over the field? If you are uneducated, don't use idioms indiscriminately! ... However, your method is not bad!"