Royal Beauty Collection

Chapter 139: Poor Grilled Sausage

Chapter 130 Nine: Poor Grilled Sausage

"This... Do you often take medicine?" Yunlong asked him again.

"Yes, actually I have a lot of women. In order to deal with them, I have been taking medicine for almost two years..." Mr. Ding finally told the truth.

"Oh, then what kind of medicine have you used?" Yunlong asked him again.

"Viagra, Dali Qiangshen Pills, Indian God Oil, Viagra, Nanbatian... etc., I have used them all, and they are very good at first, but in the past six months... I still feel that I have used the medicine... "Master Ding sighed.

"Apart from medication, have you taken any supplements?" Yunlong asked him again.

"Supplements... take it often! In addition to eating bastards and soft-shelled turtles, I also drink deer penis soup, sheep kidney porridge, and even stewed bull testicles with tiger penis..." Ding Gongzi said.

"Oh! These are things that strengthen the kidneys and invigorate the essence. It seems that you still have something to ejaculate..." Yunlong said.

"Oh, it's okay to shoot! But, he fucks, he shoots for a few minutes every time, and after he shoots, his whole body is limp, sweaty from exhaustion, like a dead dog... the most terrible thing Yes, when ejaculating, my dick hurts a little, if it wasn't for the pleasure of being a woman, I, I wouldn't even want to ejaculate..." Mr. Ding had a depressed and troubled expression on his face.

"Uh...it hurts when you ejaculate? Didn't you let the doctor see it?" Yunlong hurriedly asked him.

"The doctor has seen it...the doctor said it's okay, it's not prostatitis...but it just hurts when you ejaculate! Damn, this is the most enjoyable thing...it's becoming boring now...so I heard others say, After finding an inflatable doll and playing with it for a while, it will return to normal, that's why... I came here to buy this crap..." Mr. Ding explained embarrassingly.

"Oh, so that's the case..."

After listening to Mr. Ding's explanation, Yunlong suddenly understood, no wonder this guy has so many women, and he still comes here to buy inflatable dolls, it turns out that he was fooled by others...

"Brother, to be honest, I have seen many doctors, all of whom are famous doctors, but none of them can handle my situation. Do you think I am really wilted?" Mr. Ding said pitifully.

"Uh... your situation... it's not particularly serious if it's serious, and it's not scientific to say it's not serious! Because there is indeed a problem..." Yunlong answered him somewhat vaguely.

"Ah? Brother, then please help me to see! Please, please help me to see if my little brother can recover!" Mr. Ding was anxious when he heard this.

"This...Okay! Let me declare first, I may not be sure to cure you!" Yunlong said to him.

In fact, what Yunlong said was the truth, because the skill he mastered was only "Chinese Ancient Acupoint Massage Technique", not real medical skills... In the case of Mr. Ding, his massage skills can at most play a relieving role , cannot be completely cured.

"I know, I know! Just help me take a look first!" Mr. Ding nodded repeatedly.

"Then take off your pants and let me see..." Yunlong couldn't refuse, so he said.

At that moment, Mr. Ding took off his underwear and showed his little strange bird...

"Uh... are you a grilled sausage?" Yunlong was taken aback when he saw the appearance of the little strange bird!

"So it's not like that. I electrified the inflatable doll to look like that yesterday..." Mr. Ding said with a flushed face.

"No wonder... I don't look like a little brother?" Yunlong breathed out.

"I already told you that you were electrocuted...that's why it happened..." Mr. Ding felt very embarrassed.

Then why is there a layer of... red plastic wrap on the outside? "Yunlong asked again.

"Dizzy!! Brother... That's my little brother who put some safflower oil on his face, and then he became like this... He fucks, you think I want to!" Ding Gongzi was so depressed that he wanted to cry...

"Oh, it turned out to be safflower oil. No wonder it's so red, I thought it was cooked sausage!" Yunlong felt very... funny!But he held back.

After all, Mr. Ding's little monster bird is "dying", and Yunlong doesn't want to hit him anymore...

"Damn... I don't even want to apply it, but I was electrocuted and the pain was severe. Applying safflower oil will relieve it! Brother, hurry up and take a good look, can my situation be cured?" Mr. Ding was so anxious that he almost cried.

Yunlong didn't answer his question directly, but said to him: "Now you use your left and right thumbs to press on the stimulated Guanyuan acupoint just now, rotate around the navel and massage the abdomen, 10 times on the left and 10 times on the right. [-] times! Be sure to use your strength!"

"Oh, okay!" Mr. Ding hurriedly followed Yunlong's method.

Sure enough, after massaging with the method Yunlong said, Mr. Ding's drooping little strange bird slowly raised his head again, and it became hard again!

What's more, this time it didn't slump down immediately, and kept being high-spirited. Although it still looked weak, the durability was much stronger than before...

"Wow! This is a good move! Brother, you really have a way!" Mr. Ding exclaimed excitedly.

"Uh...don't be too happy, just wait and see how long it lasts..." Yunlong reminded him.

"Oh..." Mr. Ding was startled, and quickly concentrated on looking at his little strange bird.

Sure enough, after being hardened for about 2 minutes, Mr. Ding's little strange bird softened again, and turned into a piece of grilled sausage again...

"Oh...it's soft again, it's soft again... woo woo woo..." Mr. Ding really started crying now.

"Mr. Ding, don't get excited, if you can still get hard, it means that your disease can be cured!" Yunlong hurriedly comforted him.

"It can be cured?! If it can be cured! Brother... how about this, you can help me cure this disease, money is not a problem, how much do you want! 100 million! If it is not enough, 200 million! Can you do it?" Mr. Ding excited stand up.

"Uh... this..." Yunlong didn't expect that Mr. Ding's reaction would be so intense.

Before Yunlong could speak, Mr. Ding hurriedly said, "500 million! Brother... the cash I can withdraw immediately is 500 million!"

"Uh...Master Ding...it's not about money...it's about your situation. It takes a long time for treatment to recover...but I don't have the time..." Yunlong said to him.

"Ah! Brother... If you feel that 500 million is not enough, I... I will give you more, as long as you can help me solve this problem... I will give you as much as you want!" Mr. Ding said anxiously.

"This...I...I'll think about it first!" Yunlong originally wanted to refuse his request because he didn't have the ability, but seeing Mr. Ding's tragic face and such a sky-high price, Yunlong was moved!

Yunlong suddenly remembered that there are 35 system improvement points in his Yumei system, which is enough for him to learn and master a master-level medical skill, and according to his previous massage skills, he naturally knows, like Ding The young master's situation is not particularly serious, it's just that he didn't find the right way...

"Think about it! Brother, don't think about it, save my little brother!" Mr. Ding begged bitterly.

"Uh... Mr. Ding, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's because your situation is more complicated. If I take over, I have to prepare a complete treatment plan... If I don't prepare it, I dare not help you! I It will take some time, I hope you can understand..." Yunlong adopted a delaying plan.

Because Yunlong wants to find some time to enter the "Ark World" to find out if there is any suitable medical skill that can treat Mr. Ding's illness...

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