Royal Beauty Collection

Chapter 31: You itch and I itch

Turned on the computer, and just logged on to QQ, some group messages popped up. Since Yunlong likes military affairs and history, the groups he added are mainly in this area. Of course, there are also several fun groups.

The most special one is a group called "Real Men's Club", which is a super group with thousands of people. Yunlong joined through the introduction of Chu Nan, the boss of dormitory 343. Of course, including Zhou Daming and Wang Yang Those two guys joined in too.

At the same time, this is also the most unique group among all the groups in Yunlongq. The amount of information is constantly flashing every day, and it belongs to an extremely active group. Moreover, the name of this group has a fierce, domineering, and masculine atmosphere... …

Originally, Yunlong thought that this was a discussion group where men gather together to spread positive energy and even have an academic nature, but he never expected that this group was a peddling and grandiose group, and there were many women in the group members. And this is nothing special, the most special thing is that in this group, no matter male or female members, it turns out to be a matter of wind and moon waves all day long!

The topics these beasts talk about are basically beyond the standard!

The most frequently chatted content is generally about actresses of all ages in the island country, the advantages and disadvantages of various body positions, explicit naughty jokes... The chat content in the group, covering the sky and blocking out the sun, is full of mountains and plains. All kinds of unsightly and dirty content.

Among them, there are also coquettish men and women in the group members, who often reveal all kinds of bizarre twists and turns, ups and downs, and twisting sexual|sexual experiences.

There is also an endless stream of yellow pictures, popping up like a flower on a horse.

In group sharing, more than 1000 profound action movies have been uploaded.Europe, America, Japan, Korea, Arabia, India, Africa, Eskimos... Small and fresh, heavy taste, everything you expect, extremely wild**...

Dirty!Dirty!Is there any moral bottom line?

Yunlong was heartbroken and thought to himself, he is an asshole, brother is too naive, once he was careless, he was dragged into the vagina by the boss, from now on he is a passerby...

He once thought about quitting the group...but after thinking about it, no way!It's so cheap for them!Must stay and condemn this mob!

Especially some of the girls in the group who followed suit, Yunlong also secretly added their QQ, ready to find an opportunity, patiently persuade and educate, if there is a chance, Yunlong even imagined that the friends would come out, have a meal and drink Tea, open a room and so on, talk with candles, and teach them earnestly, so that they will not lose their way and drift away on the road of life...

Therefore, Yunlong stayed in the group silently, listening to the self-satisfied romantic affairs of these beasts; silently saved the pornographic pictures sent by these beasts to QQ emoticons; and silently downloaded them with a critical attitude. The resources in the group sharing...

As for the love action movies that Yunlong watches, most of the time he downloads them in the group sharing and "observes and learns", so Yunlong has a special sense of belonging to the "Real Men Club" group...

As usual, the "Real Men's Club" group flickered non-stop, Yunlong's QQ was flickering and jumping, and the sluts and prostitutes were still discussing the "truth" of a certain romantic action movie as usual!

At this time, Yunlong suddenly discovered that the boss, Chu Nan, was actually online on QQ. Thinking of the "huge problem" he was facing, Yunlong immediately sent him a message.

Chu Nan's name is: "I have a cane", which makes people know that this is an extremely slutty existence...

And Yunlong's name is also very sloppy-"I can't tear up my sister"!

This coquettish name was specially designed by Chu Nan, the boss of dormitory 343, for Yunlong. According to Chu Nan, the weirder and more evocative the name, the easier it is to attract the attention of girls. Sister paper, so Yunlong accepted his suggestion...

"You can't tear me apart, sister" - "By the way, boss, let's not talk about anything else today, there is one thing I want to ask you..."

"I have a lot of sugarcane" quickly replied - "Haha, your kid is still alive? What do you want from me?"

"Sister Baibubuqiqi" directly stated the main purpose of this person-"This... our own brothers, let me just say it directly-if I want to find a woman to have sex with, do you think, on my terms, How should we proceed?"

"Haha" "I have a lot of sugarcane" laughed a few times-"Brother, you have finally awakened! Let me tell you that you were too pedantic before, you are 22 years old, and you are still a virgin. I feel quite ashamed for you. Now I finally figured it out! If you want to find something to do, 50 yuan will do! In this way, after eating, you watch a few love action movies first, brew your emotions, find out how you feel, and when you are mentally prepared, come back , I will immediately take you to "Game Street" to do business!"

"I can't tear you up, sister" - "Don't do it, boss, let me explain, about sex, I want to whore, I want to get a girl by myself, preferably within 10 days Within, you can successfully shoot ... do you have any other ways?"

After 2 minutes, "I have a lot of cane" - "Khan... I don't want to go whoring... This is quite difficult, let me think about it..."

Chu Nan fell into deep thought and seemed to be in a difficult situation. After 2 minutes, "I have a cane" replied-"You are different from me. Friends of the opposite sex. Even if you are now in a relationship, with your state, it is quite impossible to get things done within 10 days... You know, most women nowadays don’t see rabbits and don’t let go Eagle, if you don't give them enough benefits, how can they let you go to bed easily... Or, go to the marriage and love website, spend a hundred dollars, and try to register a vip number?"

"You can't ride a sister" - "Khan... It is said that there are so many scammers on these dating and dating sites, I'm afraid that spending money won't make things happen..."

"Damn... just wait a little longer, I'll keep thinking about it..." "I have a lot of cane" cursed, and posted another image of hands pulling hair, and continued to think hard.

All of a sudden, "I have a lot of sugarcane"——"Third son, can you see if this works? In the "Real Men Club" group, there are several very powerful old chicks and strong men who seek pleasure. Last time I talked to them When exchanging "cannon skills" in the group, I heard a kid pretending to be aggressive, saying that he plays with women, never asks for money, and never plays with girls. He likes to go to bars, order a glass of wine at the bar, and then use some tricks , wait quietly, and then a woman with matching eyes will come over, then they will make a deal, then they will open a house, and then they will do business, and then they will part ways the next day, each go their own way, forgetting each other in the vast The sea of ​​people is so much fun..."

"I can't tear you apart, sister" - "Wow! Could this be the legendary one-night stand! Is there such a good thing?"

"I have a luscious cane" - "Hey... I heard that guy said it seriously, and I am going to verify it myself. The bar is on Jianshe Road, and it is called 'Chun Qu Chun Hui' bar. The guy said that he Within a short period of time, in this bar, I had 30 one-night stands, women of all ages, but most of them were lonely women in their 20s and [-]s..."

"I can't tear you apart" - "Wow! It makes my heart itch..."

"I have a lot of sugarcane"-"Third brother, not only you are itchy, but I am also itchy. I think I will try my best to try this matter if I have the opportunity. Anyway, it is just a matter of luck. If you are lucky, you will Lost virginity, wow haha, just thinking about it makes me excited!"

"I can't tear you apart, sister" - "This...then I will think about it carefully!"

"I have a lot of sugarcane"——"Quack, think about a bird feather! Listen to me, get ready, take your gun, get your bullets ready, and head to the "Chun Qu Chun Hui" bar!"

"I can't tear you apart, sister" - "I still need to make some mental preparations... Hehe, let's not talk about it, I will study hard, 88!"

"I have a lot of sugarcane" - "Hahaha...Okay! Third child, listen to me, you can figure it out, it's easy!"

After logging off QQ, Yunlong was a little bit moved. He calmly concentrated his consciousness and entered the ark, intending to inquire about the specific matters of "Sinful Spark"...