Royal Beauty Collection
Chapter 57: Did you get involved?
Chapter 57: Did you get it on?
"Damn! I said fat man, what do you want to do, you look like a dog..." Yunlong couldn't help being startled by Zhou Daming's action.
"Hey... I'm smelling the "smell of spring" on you!" Zhou Daming yelled strangely, still keeping on smelling Yunlong.
"Your sister Chun! What the hell do you want to do? Get out of the way, I don't want to be gay..." Yunlong was depressed by his wretched movements, and hurriedly kicked him away.
"Third brother, don't get excited. I heard from the boss that suddenly there are many boys who are lucky, and they will have a special smell that can strongly attract women! I'm just curious..." Zhou Daming explained .
"Your sister's has a special smell!! Don't talk about the boss's theory with me... What do you want to do?" Yunlong was dizzy from his forehead.
"Third brother, you are really amazing recently, why have you been missing for a week, and you have beauties coming to you one after another?" Zhou Daming asked with a look of jealousy.
"What are you talking about? A woman is looking for me? Why didn't I know?" Yunlong said in shock.
"Hey...you don't know, kid? Don't tell Fatty I'm pretending to be garlic!" Zhou Daming didn't believe Yunlong's words.
"Fuck! I'm serious, I, I asked for leave for a week, and I'm not at school at all. I don't know what happened..." Yunlong said hurriedly.
"Uh...you really don't know? They didn't call your cell phone?" Zhou Daming was taken aback for a moment, he saw that Yunlong's expression didn't seem to be faked.
"Of course I don't know. My phone just broke down, so I don't know anything... What kind of woman came to me?" Yunlong continued to ask.
"Uh... quite a few! Hehe, all of them are first-class beauties!" Zhou Daming said sarcastically.
"Fatty, don't play tricks on me, tell me quickly!" Yunlong shouted to Zhou Daming depressedly.
"Haha... you are in a hurry! Well, Fatty, I will tell your dad—in addition to Colonel Ling who came to look for you yesterday, there is also a beautiful policewoman with a great figure who has come to look for you several times. The strangest thing is—that Xu Yingying you have a crush on came to see you the day before yesterday!" Zhou Daming said enviously.
"Ah? Three women!!" Yunlong was stunned.
"That's right! Let's not talk about Colonel Ling Hua and Xu Yingying, they are definitely beauties! It's your thing, Fatty, I won't compete with you... But I'm most interested in that pretty policewoman, wow—— That figure, that appearance, and that uniform! Superb! Tempting! Third, please introduce me!" Zhou Daming yelled excitedly while talking.
"Uh... Fatty, you are so excited, I just know her, how can I introduce..." Yunlong rolled his eyes at Fatty and said, he already knew that the beautiful policewoman that Fatty was talking about was Mo Dandan.
"Third brother, you can't do this! You already have a few girls, you can't eat alone, you have to take care of me, brother!! Brother, I have been using my hands to solve the problem of the lower body, which made my hands calloused. No girl...you have to take pity on me...be introduced to me by the pretty policewoman! Please..." Zhou Daming leaned forward, grabbed Yunlong's arm, and begged with a pitiful look on his face.
"Damn, I just met her, and she should have a boyfriend! Don't dream about it, kid!" Yunlong said to the fat man.
"Third, I don't mind if she has a boyfriend! Anyway, she is the type of girl I like. It doesn't matter if she likes me or not. I just want to know her first and make friends with her..." Zhou Daming was still pitiful Xi begged.
"Okay... If she comes to me again, I'll introduce you, and I don't care about the rest!" Yunlong was annoyed by the fat man, so he had no choice but to say.
"Quack... Thank you, third, long live the third!" Zhou Daming screamed excitedly, and almost wanted to hug Yunlong, but luckily Yunlong saw the opportunity early and kicked him away.
"By the way...Xu Yingying...why did she come to me?" Yunlong suddenly thought of this question, feeling a complicated feeling in his heart.
"Uh... She seems to be looking for you to attend some kind of folk gathering... Anyway, she knew you were not there, so she went back!" Zhou Daming said.
"Oh, that's it..." Yunlong was distracted and disappointed.
He didn't expect Xu Yingying to come looking for him, but he and her are fellow villagers, and if there is a gathering of fellow villagers, it's normal for her to come to inform him. The illusion that had arisen in Yunlong's heart was shattered again...
"Third son, don't say that the fat man didn't remind you——Xu Yingying has already rejected you, so don't have any fantasies about her... I think Ling Ling is pretty good, although the eldest lady has a bit of a temper. , but in terms of appearance, body and temperament, she is stronger than Xu Yingying, not weaker, and her family background is also stronger than Xu Yingying. I advise you to choose the beauty of Ling University for development. If you really get her, hehe... Life is rare I have struggled for decades! This is a great opportunity that I have dreamed of!" Zhou Daming said earnestly "educating" Yunlong.
"Uh... Fatty, don't talk nonsense, people may not like me! You know, I'm just a poor dick, but she's a rich lady, the gap is obvious..." Yunlong shook his head and said.
"Oh, third child, you're wrong to say that! I think Colonel Ling treats you pretty well! He even took care of you for a week, isn't that interesting to you!?" Zhou Daming said with wide-eyed eyes.
"Your sister...what kind of support is it...that's so ugly..." Yunlong said with a hot face.
"Isn't it? Colonel Ling dragged you into her car in front of the fourth child that day, and then you disappeared for a week! Now that you've come back safely, you look pretty good...don't tell me , you have never been with her!" Zhou Daming didn't believe Yunlong's explanation at all.
"I, I stayed with her for a while... but I didn't live with her! Fatty, don't talk nonsense... Ling Yueyue is a good girl..." Yunlong blushed, thinking of the relationship between himself and Ling Yueyue. The charming affair, hurriedly explained.
"Hey... something good must have happened to you two... I understand..." Zhou Daming saw Yunlong's squirming expression, and suddenly understood something, and couldn't help laughing strangely.
"Oh, take me and her... no... nothing like what you imagined, please stop talking nonsense!" Yunlong continued to cover up.
"Quack...it's no wonder if you don't have one! Let me tell Fat Master—do you have sex with Senior Colonel Ling...that..." Zhou Daming asked curiously while showing a wretched smile.
"What did you say?" Yunlong frowned.
"Stop pretending... Let me ask you, did you have sex with Colonel Ling? And then play sex... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmits that!?" Fatty finally revealed his wretched nature.
Hearing this, Yunlong glared at Zhou Daming, feeling so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, and was about to lift his foot to push him away, when suddenly a figure walked in from the door...
Yunlong's face was facing the door, and he saw the person who came in at a glance, it was Ling Yueyue! !
"Damn! I said fat man, what do you want to do, you look like a dog..." Yunlong couldn't help being startled by Zhou Daming's action.
"Hey... I'm smelling the "smell of spring" on you!" Zhou Daming yelled strangely, still keeping on smelling Yunlong.
"Your sister Chun! What the hell do you want to do? Get out of the way, I don't want to be gay..." Yunlong was depressed by his wretched movements, and hurriedly kicked him away.
"Third brother, don't get excited. I heard from the boss that suddenly there are many boys who are lucky, and they will have a special smell that can strongly attract women! I'm just curious..." Zhou Daming explained .
"Your sister's has a special smell!! Don't talk about the boss's theory with me... What do you want to do?" Yunlong was dizzy from his forehead.
"Third brother, you are really amazing recently, why have you been missing for a week, and you have beauties coming to you one after another?" Zhou Daming asked with a look of jealousy.
"What are you talking about? A woman is looking for me? Why didn't I know?" Yunlong said in shock.
"Hey...you don't know, kid? Don't tell Fatty I'm pretending to be garlic!" Zhou Daming didn't believe Yunlong's words.
"Fuck! I'm serious, I, I asked for leave for a week, and I'm not at school at all. I don't know what happened..." Yunlong said hurriedly.
"Uh...you really don't know? They didn't call your cell phone?" Zhou Daming was taken aback for a moment, he saw that Yunlong's expression didn't seem to be faked.
"Of course I don't know. My phone just broke down, so I don't know anything... What kind of woman came to me?" Yunlong continued to ask.
"Uh... quite a few! Hehe, all of them are first-class beauties!" Zhou Daming said sarcastically.
"Fatty, don't play tricks on me, tell me quickly!" Yunlong shouted to Zhou Daming depressedly.
"Haha... you are in a hurry! Well, Fatty, I will tell your dad—in addition to Colonel Ling who came to look for you yesterday, there is also a beautiful policewoman with a great figure who has come to look for you several times. The strangest thing is—that Xu Yingying you have a crush on came to see you the day before yesterday!" Zhou Daming said enviously.
"Ah? Three women!!" Yunlong was stunned.
"That's right! Let's not talk about Colonel Ling Hua and Xu Yingying, they are definitely beauties! It's your thing, Fatty, I won't compete with you... But I'm most interested in that pretty policewoman, wow—— That figure, that appearance, and that uniform! Superb! Tempting! Third, please introduce me!" Zhou Daming yelled excitedly while talking.
"Uh... Fatty, you are so excited, I just know her, how can I introduce..." Yunlong rolled his eyes at Fatty and said, he already knew that the beautiful policewoman that Fatty was talking about was Mo Dandan.
"Third brother, you can't do this! You already have a few girls, you can't eat alone, you have to take care of me, brother!! Brother, I have been using my hands to solve the problem of the lower body, which made my hands calloused. No girl...you have to take pity on me...be introduced to me by the pretty policewoman! Please..." Zhou Daming leaned forward, grabbed Yunlong's arm, and begged with a pitiful look on his face.
"Damn, I just met her, and she should have a boyfriend! Don't dream about it, kid!" Yunlong said to the fat man.
"Third, I don't mind if she has a boyfriend! Anyway, she is the type of girl I like. It doesn't matter if she likes me or not. I just want to know her first and make friends with her..." Zhou Daming was still pitiful Xi begged.
"Okay... If she comes to me again, I'll introduce you, and I don't care about the rest!" Yunlong was annoyed by the fat man, so he had no choice but to say.
"Quack... Thank you, third, long live the third!" Zhou Daming screamed excitedly, and almost wanted to hug Yunlong, but luckily Yunlong saw the opportunity early and kicked him away.
"By the way...Xu Yingying...why did she come to me?" Yunlong suddenly thought of this question, feeling a complicated feeling in his heart.
"Uh... She seems to be looking for you to attend some kind of folk gathering... Anyway, she knew you were not there, so she went back!" Zhou Daming said.
"Oh, that's it..." Yunlong was distracted and disappointed.
He didn't expect Xu Yingying to come looking for him, but he and her are fellow villagers, and if there is a gathering of fellow villagers, it's normal for her to come to inform him. The illusion that had arisen in Yunlong's heart was shattered again...
"Third son, don't say that the fat man didn't remind you——Xu Yingying has already rejected you, so don't have any fantasies about her... I think Ling Ling is pretty good, although the eldest lady has a bit of a temper. , but in terms of appearance, body and temperament, she is stronger than Xu Yingying, not weaker, and her family background is also stronger than Xu Yingying. I advise you to choose the beauty of Ling University for development. If you really get her, hehe... Life is rare I have struggled for decades! This is a great opportunity that I have dreamed of!" Zhou Daming said earnestly "educating" Yunlong.
"Uh... Fatty, don't talk nonsense, people may not like me! You know, I'm just a poor dick, but she's a rich lady, the gap is obvious..." Yunlong shook his head and said.
"Oh, third child, you're wrong to say that! I think Colonel Ling treats you pretty well! He even took care of you for a week, isn't that interesting to you!?" Zhou Daming said with wide-eyed eyes.
"Your sister...what kind of support is it...that's so ugly..." Yunlong said with a hot face.
"Isn't it? Colonel Ling dragged you into her car in front of the fourth child that day, and then you disappeared for a week! Now that you've come back safely, you look pretty good...don't tell me , you have never been with her!" Zhou Daming didn't believe Yunlong's explanation at all.
"I, I stayed with her for a while... but I didn't live with her! Fatty, don't talk nonsense... Ling Yueyue is a good girl..." Yunlong blushed, thinking of the relationship between himself and Ling Yueyue. The charming affair, hurriedly explained.
"Hey... something good must have happened to you two... I understand..." Zhou Daming saw Yunlong's squirming expression, and suddenly understood something, and couldn't help laughing strangely.
"Oh, take me and her... no... nothing like what you imagined, please stop talking nonsense!" Yunlong continued to cover up.
"Quack...it's no wonder if you don't have one! Let me tell Fat Master—do you have sex with Senior Colonel Ling...that..." Zhou Daming asked curiously while showing a wretched smile.
"What did you say?" Yunlong frowned.
"Stop pretending... Let me ask you, did you have sex with Colonel Ling? And then play sex... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmits that!?" Fatty finally revealed his wretched nature.
Hearing this, Yunlong glared at Zhou Daming, feeling so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, and was about to lift his foot to push him away, when suddenly a figure walked in from the door...
Yunlong's face was facing the door, and he saw the person who came in at a glance, it was Ling Yueyue! !
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