urban titan

"I've seen people who steal money and mobile phones, and people who steal bacon and sausages. This is the first time I've seen someone who steals underwear and panties. Turn your face around and let me see who you are."

Just when Shen Mao was struggling violently in his heart, a male voice suddenly came from behind. Shen Mao was alert for a moment, turned around and saw that there was an extra person on the balcony behind him at some point, a man who was bigger than him. The man who was half a head taller than him was looking at him with a playful and contemptuous look.

"You, who are you?" Shen Mao was taken aback. He had no idea how this man came behind him.

Chen Dasheng jokingly looked at the boy in front of him. He was a little thin and his face didn't have much flesh. Although he wasn't ugly, he couldn't be called handsome. Maybe it was because he didn't feel very good at first, which gave Chen Dasheng an extremely wretched look. According to the impression, the two eyes are quite agile, but at this time they are replaced by panic.

"Who am I? Of course I came to catch you. I sneaked into the girls' dormitory in the middle of the night. If I guessed correctly, you are the thief who stole the underwear?" Chen Dasheng looked at the skinny monkey in front of him with some amusement. Such a kid, I just heard about the girl's dormitory being patronized by underwear thieves on the road, and I didn't expect to be bumped into by myself so soon.

"Underwear thief?" Shen Mao was taken aback for a moment, and then the expression on his face became weird, "I think you misunderstood, I'm not an underwear thief, I'm here to catch thieves!"

"Stop talking nonsense, what's the name of that grade and class? Come with me to the police station, and talk slowly after you meet the police!" Chen Dasheng didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and walked over directly, wanting to arrest him.

As soon as he arrived, he saw that this guy was trying to steal underwear. It was almost certain that this guy was an underwear thief. For such a pervert, Chen Dasheng would not show mercy, and directly grabbed the other party.

"I'm no underwear thief!"

What Chen Dasheng didn't expect was that the kid moved his footsteps lightly, and when his own hand was about to catch him, he narrowly dodged his attack.

"Hehe, the qinggong is not bad!" A strange look flashed across Chen Dasheng's face.

Before, Chen Dasheng thought that this kid was a master, but now he saw that he was only a ninth-level martial artist, not even a martial artist. He could go from the first floor to the fifth floor in an instant, and at this time he easily dodged his attack. Once grasped, this kind of lightness kung fu belongs to the upper class.

"Hehe, so-so!" Shen Mao smiled awkwardly, but his forehead was soaked with sweat. He could feel that the strength of the person in front of him was definitely much higher than his.

"Can you still laugh? As a martial arts practitioner, you are supposed to be a chivalrous man, but you use it to steal girls' underwear. I really don't know whether to say you are a martial arts scum or a weirdo. Since I bumped into you today, then Don't even think about running away, go, follow me to the police station."

After finishing speaking, Chen Dasheng rushed towards Shen Mao with a stride. Shen Mao was startled, knowing that he couldn't argue with anything, he quickly turned over and jumped off the balcony, landed lightly on the grass below, and ran wildly at super fast speed .

Standing on the edge of the balcony, watching the kid flee from left to right like a wild cat, a surprised expression appeared on Chen Dasheng's face, "The speed is so fast, maybe even a fourth or fifth-level martial artist can't catch up with him? "

"Hehe, you hateful underwear thief, you are dreaming to escape from me, Chen Dasheng!" Seeing that the boy's figure was about to disappear, Chen Dasheng lightly tapped his toe on the ground, and cast a Zuixian Mochizuki, like a nighthawk, chased after that thin figure.

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"Hoo, hoo!"

A black shadow ran into the woods on a rockery next to the school, startling many small animals in the woods running around.

Shen Mao stopped in his tracks, sat down on the head of a big tree, and panted heavily.

"Nimma, Mr. Cat, I'm too unlucky today!" Obviously he went to catch a thief, but he was regarded as a thief and chased like a dog. Shen Mao was really speechless.

"Shouldn't you be chasing him?" He turned his head frequently to look at the edge of the forest. After the restlessness of small animals in the forest, the forest slowly returned to silence. Presumably, the man did not catch up.

He could feel that the man was very strong just now, but Shen Mao was still very confident in his lightness kung fu. He had never met an opponent in terms of speed since he was a child.

"Fuck, it's so risky, Mr. Cat, my fame in my life was almost ruined!" Shen Mao wiped the sweat from his forehead, and now he still has lingering fears.

"Hey, is this enough to run? Get up and keep running!"

Just when Shen Mao breathed a long sigh of relief, secretly glad that he had escaped, a familiar voice suddenly came from above his head.

Suddenly awakened, looking up, there was a black figure standing faintly on the branch of a big tree in front of him. Under the gloomy night light, he could vaguely recognize that it was a person, and hearing the voice, Shen Mao was very sure that it was the person who was about to The man who caught him.

"You, how did you catch up to me?" Shen Mao stood up all of a sudden, and looked at the figure on the opposite tree branch with disbelief on his face.

"Since lightness kung fu is so good, why don't you become a flower picker instead of stealing girls' underwear?" Chen Dasheng's voice came from the shadows.

"Brother, please forgive me, I'm really not an underwear thief!" Shen Mao's face suddenly became bitter, so he stopped running and sat down on the ground. He was going to catch the thief Yes, but he was caught as a thief. Although he was a little moved at the time and almost did something evil, he still held it back anyway.

"Do you think I will believe it?" Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao jokingly, "I saw you stealing girls' underwear with my own eyes, and you still don't admit it?"

"Brother, seeing it with your own eyes is not the same as the truth. I, I am, I am just curious, and the world can learn from it. I am really not an underwear thief. I am going to catch a thief!" Unable to argue, he was incoherent for a while.

When Chen Dasheng heard it, he couldn't help laughing, "Are you kidding me? Please find a good reason, if you dare to do it, you have to be brave. Since you didn't do it, then what did you do just now?"

Shen Mao wanted to cry without tears, looked up at Chen Dasheng, patted his face, and said, "Brother, I also have a face, you insist that I am an underwear thief, and you want to arrest me at the police station, I am It's not enough to lose a hundred faces, if I don't run away, am I waiting for you to catch me?"

"If you run, it proves that you have a guilty conscience. Even if you are not an underwear thief, you still have the idea of ​​an underwear thief. If you are really going to catch a thief, why don't you go to another dormitory building, but go to that dormitory building? It's so difficult that you know the underwear thief. Where will the thief appear tonight?" Chen Dasheng asked.

"Yes, I know!" Shen Mao nodded in a daze upon hearing this.

"Damn, you really know how to climb up the pole!" Seeing that Shen Mao agreed so simply, Chen Dasheng couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and with a tap of his toes, he slowly floated down from the treetops.

Standing in front of Shen Mao, Chen Dasheng asked a little funny, "How do you know where the underwear thief will appear tonight? Are you an accomplice of the underwear thief, or are you the underwear thief himself?"

"I'm so wronged, brother! I'm here to catch the thief, so how can I be an accomplice of the underwear thief?" Shen Mao looked bitter, and after straightening out his thoughts, he said to Chen Dasheng, "Actually, I've been researching it. You guessed it right, the underwear thief should appear in Building [-] of the Furongyuan dormitory tonight, and I was preparing to stay here, so I didn't know I would be bumped into by you."

"Huh? Have you studied it?" Chen Dasheng couldn't help laughing, but was also aroused, "Tell me, how did you study it?"

Shen Mao smiled sheepishly, and said seriously, "Actually, it's simple. I checked the time and scope of the girls' dormitory underwear loss. The underwear thief only came out every Wednesday and Thursday to commit crimes, and the thief started stealing from the first building." Yes, last night there was a girl's underwear stolen from Building [-], and only Building [-] and Building [-] remained untouched, so I guess, today Thursday, the underwear thief will definitely come out to commit crimes. According to the law, it should be Building [-] Didn't run away."

"Huh? You really know how to be blind!" Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao strangely, and he was a little hesitant in his heart. Could it be that this guy is really an underwear thief?But I clearly saw that this kid wanted to steal underwear! (To be continued.)