urban titan

"Hey!"

With enough strength, Chen Dasheng pulled up the stick and carried it on his shoulders all at once, his whole body was almost crushed to the ground, he staggered and managed to stabilize himself.

"Brother Dasheng, are you alright?" Shen Mao asked worriedly after seeing him.

"It's okay, don't worry!"

Carrying it on the shoulders is much easier than carrying it with both hands. Chen Dasheng waved his hand at Shen Mao, then turned to the old lady and said, "Grandma, I'm taking my leave first. I'll come to see you when I have time."

The old lady didn't speak, she turned around slowly, and entered the room with a cane. Shen Mao looked a little embarrassed when she saw her, "Brother Dasheng, don't mind, you know, grandma has such a personality."

"It's okay!" Chen Dasheng smiled sassyly, "I'll be going back to my hometown every two days. Take good care of your grandma. If you're short of money or something, tell me if you have any difficulties. I'll come to your grandma after the Chinese New Year to pay New Year's greetings."

"Don't worry, brother Dasheng, although my family is only me and my grandma, but there is no shortage of money. The money left by my ancestors is enough for me to spend my whole life." Shen Mao said.

Thinking about it, the ancestors of Shen Mao's family were tomb robbers, so they would be short of money. As for the things in the attic, I'm afraid they could just take them and sell them, which would be enough for this kid to eat and drink for several years.

"Then I'll go, see you next year!" With tens of thousands of catties on his shoulders, Chen Dasheng didn't want to stay longer, if he was really crushed here, it would be no fun.

The walking was very heavy, and the bluestone road was even better, almost every step was made on the muddy ground, Chen Dasheng had to use light work secretly, so as not to sink.

Walking out of the gate and onto the main road outside, Chen Dasheng felt a little more relaxed. The scattered passers-by nearby saw Chen Dasheng carrying an iron rod, walking heavily like a snail, and couldn't help turning their heads back frequently, feeling deeply moved. curious.

"Damn it, this old lady is trying to play dead!"

It took more than ten minutes to walk more than 100 meters, and his body was already sweating. For the first time, Chen Dasheng felt that the road under his feet was so difficult. People came and went around him from time to time, and they kept staring at him. Opportunity put the stick into the Qiankun bracelet, and I really complained in my heart.

"Wow, public toilet!"

There was a seemingly abandoned public toilet not far from the side. Chen Dasheng felt as if he had seen heaven, he suddenly gained strength, and hurried over with his stick on his shoulders.

After another difficult journey, Chen Dasheng finally reached the door of the public toilet and slipped in without any explanation.

It really is an abandoned public toilet, but like all toilets, the smell of feces is very strong, and there are a few lumps of fresh excrement naked on the squatting seats. Obviously, although this public toilet is abandoned, there are still people who use it. Chen Dasheng couldn't stop smelling the smell, but there was no other way, except here, there was really no hidden place.

With a thought, the stick on his shoulder disappeared in an instant, and Chen Dasheng put it in the Qiankun bracelet. When it was loosened suddenly, Chen Dasheng seemed to be relieved. If it wasn't too dirty here, he really wanted to sit on the ground and breathe a few times. Mouth rough.

"Fuck, this smell, hot eyes!" The smell in the toilet was so bad that Chen Dasheng couldn't open his eyes, so he turned around and ran out.

"Quick, catch him!"

As soon as he walked out of the public toilet, Chen Dasheng saw two burly aunts rushing towards him, pointing and shouting at him while running.

Chen Dasheng just took a few breaths when he encountered this situation, he was puzzled for a moment, turned around and looked behind him, but he didn't see anyone else, could it be that he was calling himself?

Sure enough, the two aunts rushed over, couldn't help but grabbed Chen Dasheng from left to right, and refused to let go.

"Auntie, what are you doing? Did you make a mistake? Why are you arresting me?" Chen Dasheng was too strong, and it would be bad if he accidentally hurt the two aunts. Facing the aggressive appearance of the two aunts, Chen Dasheng still Monk Zhang Er was puzzled.

"Why are you being arrested? You are a young man, don't you have a toilet at home? You are not afraid of getting hemorrhoids with your buttocks pouted everywhere?" One of the aunts in yellow clothes said directly to Chen Dasheng, with a very rude tone.

Another aunt in red pointed at the wall and said angrily, "Didn't you see what was written there? This toilet has been out of use for a long time, and you still go here to shit every day, making it a smoky mess. What a shame today!" It's like I caught you."

"I'm dizzy!" Chen Dasheng listened to the words of the two mothers, and then he came back to his senses. The two felt that the excrement in the toilet was done by themselves, "Auntie, I'm wronged, I didn't do it of."

"You didn't do it? You didn't do it. What are you doing in there? Eating shit?" the aunt in yellow said fiercely.

"Auntie, can you be more polite?" Chen Dasheng was speechless, "I just happened to pass by and went in to have a look out of curiosity."

"I'll be a ghost if I believe in you." How could the two of them believe it, who would have nothing to do with soaking in the stinking toilet, where there is no gold growing on it, what else can there be other than shitting and peeing in the toilet?

Chen Dasheng was so tired that he didn't want to bother with these two people, so he said directly, "What do you guys want?"

"Young man, you did something wrong, why do you still have this attitude?" The aunt in red was annoyed.

"Okay, then I would like to ask the two aunts, what do you want to do about today's matter?" Chen Dasheng tried his best to make his tone soft, and really didn't want to talk nonsense with these two people.

"Fine!" the aunt in yellow said directly.

"How much is the fine?" Chen Dasheng raised his eyelids, as long as money can solve the problem, then it's not a problem.

The aunt in yellow raised two fingers and said, "Two thousand!"

"Where are you blackmailing people?" Chen Dasheng's eyes almost fell out when he heard 2000 yuan.It is clearly a scam.

"How do you talk?" Huang Yi's aunt stared at her eyes, "You have made this toilet a mess, we don't need to clean it? Don't you need money for cleaning? This is a punishment for your wrongdoing. It depends on how well you dress. Liangli, how do you say this, do we seem to be the one who sent you 2000 yuan?"

Chen Dasheng looked at the two of them for a while, "I said, two aunts, in what capacity are you asking me for a fine?"

The two stagnated, and the aunt in red said, "What is my identity? I am a resident here. What you have done has affected our environment here. Shouldn't you be fined?"

"Aren't you funny?" Chen Dasheng immediately laughed when he heard it, "Come on, follow me to the police station."

"Go to the police station? Why go to the police station?" The two mothers looked at each other with doubts on their faces.

Chen Dasheng smiled and said, "What are you talking about? Do you know that this is called extortion? Don't say that I didn't shit in the toilet. Even if I did, I would at most pay a fine. But if you are extorting money, your interest will be different. , at least a few years in prison."

When the two mothers heard this, their faces changed immediately, and the aunt in yellow said, "Who are you scaring? You ruined the public illusion, pouting everywhere with your ass pouted, is it reasonable?"

"Don't worry too much about who is right and who is unreasonable. Let's go to the police station and let the police talk about it." Chen Dasheng smiled lightly, and grabbed the hands of the two mothers with his backhand, "Anyway, what you just said, I have used it The phone recorded it, and then I will sue you for extortion and go to jail."

"You, let go!" The aunt in red struggled to free her hand from Chen Dasheng's grasp, "You young man, how can you do it as soon as you say it?"

Chen Dasheng couldn't help laughing, it was clearly their first move, okay?

"Since you are a first-time offender, I will criticize education today, and you will not be fined. In the future, you must remember that young people must uphold public morality!" The aunt in red said to Chen Dasheng. It seemed that she was shocked by Chen Dasheng's words.

Chen Dasheng put on a slight smile on his face, "Auntie, I told you, I'm really curious to go in and have a look!"

"Slick tongue!" Huangyi aunt spat.

Chen Dasheng laughed and said, "If you don't believe me, you can go in and get those dirty things out for a DNA test. If it turns out that I did it, let alone a fine of 2000 yuan, I will pay a fine of 2 yuan." (Unfinished to be continued.)