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After a good night's sleep, my mind was much clearer than before, and when I looked closely, there was a big box on Xiaodao's bed.

Seeing that Chen Dasheng woke up, Xiaodao sat back on his bed, opened the big box, picked up the gold bars in the box, and showed off with a sullen expression on his face.

"The Buddha gave it to you?" Chen Dasheng knew that the box was given to him by the Danba Buddha, but he did not ask for the gold box.

"Of course." Xiaodao grinned, "It's better than your empty hands."

"Isn't it just a box of gold? As for being happy like that?" Chen Dasheng cast a blank stare at Xiaodao. He really didn't pay attention to these things that smelled like copper.

Xiaodao raised his head and gave Chen Dasheng a funny look, "If it's just a box of gold, of course it's not worth my joy."

"Huh?" Chen Dasheng was puzzled for a while.

Xiao Dao Shen mysteriously took out a small box from behind his buttocks, and said with a smile, "And this stuff, this is a good baby, guess what's in it?"

"Uh!" Chen Dasheng hesitated, of course he also knew the box, the second gift that Danba released contained a top quality snow lotus.

Seeing Chen Dasheng's dazed expression, Xiao Dao grinned and said, "I'm telling you, this is a top-quality snow lotus, a worldly treasure that even the Danba Buddha himself is reluctant to use. Haha, it's really worth it this time." .”

Chen Dasheng wasn't surprised at all, this kid just picked up something he didn't want, so why are you so happy?

"These are all given to you by the Buddha?" To Chen Dasheng's surprise, the Danba Buddha in his impression should not be very generous, right?This guy didn't help much along the way, if it was him, giving him a box of gold would be enough.

"This Danba Buddha statue is really unexpected. I thought it would be an old bald head, but I didn't expect it to be a young man. When I first entered, I thought it was the little lama joking with me, and almost beat him up. "Xiao Dao nodded, his face twisted with joy, "The Buddha's methods are really superb, he is worthy of being a master of Wu Zong. As soon as I sat down, he moved objects out of thin air and flew over a box."

"You'll take it if I give it to you?" Chen Dasheng raised his eyebrows.

"Of course, if you don't take advantage of it, you won't be a bastard?" Xiaodao said righteously.

"and then?"

Hearing these words, Chen Dasheng felt so twisted. Is this guy scolding himself in a different way?But I couldn't help being curious, since I took the box, how did the snow lotus get it?

Xiaodao smiled, "I asked him that too. The Buddha saw that I put away the box, so he stopped talking. How can a box of gold soothe my hurt heart? I asked him 'and then?", guess what? of?The Buddha took out another box, and of course, I accepted it with a smile! "

"Damn it, I've seen a bitch, but I've never seen someone as cheap as you, how can you be so thick-skinned?" Chen Dasheng immediately admired the knife when he heard it.

"Isn't this over yet?" Xiaodao was despised by Chen Dasheng, and he didn't respond at all, and then he showed off, "I put away the box, and I asked him again, the Buddha thought for a long time, and asked me to go to him at midnight tonight. There is something good waiting for me."

"Maybe the Buddha wants to accept you as a disciple and shaves you to become a monk!" Contempt can no longer be used to describe Chen Dasheng's mood. This guy is too greedy. The Buddha asked him to go at night, probably because he wanted to improve his skills Bar!

"Fuck, if I become a monk, what good will it do you?" Xiaodao gave Chen Dasheng a big white eye.

Chen Dasheng shrugged, "If there were no prodigal son's knife in the rivers and lakes, how many girls would be spared from harm, and if the Buddha really wants to accept you as his disciple, it would be a great merit."

"Go! Bad spirits are not good spirits." Hearing this, Xiaodao spat directly.

"By the way, I'll explain to you, have you done it yet?" Closer to home, Chen Dasheng asked the knife.

Xiao Dao grinned, raised his eyebrows at Chen Dasheng, "Is there anything I can't do with Xiao Dao?"

"Buddha agreed?" Chen Dasheng was suddenly aroused.

"Early tomorrow morning, you take A Biao to meet the bitch mastiff king." Xiaodao nodded.

"Wow, Brother Dao, can you do it?" Chen Dasheng was in high spirits. He also wanted the Buddha to briefly mention it before, but the Buddha only said that he would consider it. Style, I can only let Xiaodao try again, I didn't expect this guy to actually do this thing, it was really beyond Chen Dasheng's expectation.

"Don't get me wrong, it's just a blind date, not a breeding. However, if the blind date is successful, breeding is not impossible, hehe!" Xiao Dao Yinyin smiled.

"Blind date?" Chen Dasheng was stunned for a moment, and he was even more curious, "Brother Dao, how did you convince the Buddha?"

"How to persuade, of course it is based on wisdom!" Xiao Dao had a very embarrassing smile on his face, "I just mentioned this to him, but he immediately rejected me, what are you talking about? Buddhist disciples will not be contaminated with sexual desire, I asked him, Zi Feiyu, how can he know the joy of fish? You are not the female mastiff king, how do you know that the female mastiff king is willing to be a Buddhist disciple?"

"Huh? What did the Buddha say?" Chen Dasheng asked.

Xiaodao shrugged his shoulders, "What can I say, argue with me, you came and I talked for more than half an hour, but no one could convince anyone, so I made a bet with him tomorrow, let A Biao and That female mastiff king has a blind date to see if the female mastiff king will be emotional, let's let the facts speak, and we will know who is right and who is wrong."

"Good guy, I can't see it, Brother Dao, your mouth is much stronger than your martial arts!" Chen Dasheng couldn't help but smacked his lips, arguing with Danba Buddha without losing the wind. , the name Prodigal Son Xiaodao probably stole the limelight.

"It's nothing special, my girlfriends say the same." Xiaodao Yinyin smiled.

"Pick!" Chen Dasheng raised his middle finger at the knife.

Xiaodao laughed, "Boy, that's all I can do to help. It's up to A Biao whether I can get rid of that female mastiff."

"Roar!"

A Biao's excited growl came from outside the house, Chen Dasheng and Xiao Dao looked at each other and smiled, "Brother Dao, why don't you give A Biao a tutorial, teach him how to pick up girls, don't come to a bully to force his bow, take that The mastiff is pissed off."

"Why me?" Xiaodao put a smile on his face.

Chen Dasheng shrugged, "Aren't you a prodigal son? You are a professional. If you don't, who will you?"

"Fuck you!" Xiaodao spat at Chen Dasheng angrily, "Master Dao, I want to recharge my energy and go to talk to the Buddha tonight, so how can I give him counseling?"

"Cut!" Chen Dasheng twitched his lips, "You are actually able to argue as well as the Buddha. In my opinion, the Buddha probably wants to accept you as a disciple and let you escape into Buddhism."

"Oh, being able to worship the Buddha as a teacher is a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes. As long as he doesn't bother me to pick up girls, it doesn't matter to worship him as a teacher." Xiaodao looked indifferent, and took it out of his pocket mysteriously. A small bottle came out and was thrown directly on the table.

"What?" Chen Dasheng picked up the bottle and looked at it. It was a small blue and white porcelain bottle the size of a thumb, and there was no label on it.

"Of course it's a good thing!" Xiao Dao grinned, "What's in it is the aphrodisiac, the weapon for picking up girls, the 'scent of love', the fragrance of this essence, which can attract the desires of different surnames invisibly. Wuji, before the blind date tomorrow, you put two drops on A Biao's hair, and keep the female mastiff obediently."

"Isn't this just an aphrodisiac?" Chen Dasheng was about to open the lid, and quickly withdrew his hand after hearing Xiaodao's words. No matter how nicely this guy said it, if he said it directly, isn't it just an aphrodisiac?

Xiaodao smirked, "This is different from ordinary aphrodisiacs. It is just an aphrodisiac, which makes people feel erect, but it will not have any effect on people's reason. In other words, it also has the effect of nourishing yin and strengthening yang. The most important thing is What’s more, there are no side effects.”

"Choose, are you safe? If I accidentally sniff it, wouldn't that be the end?" Chen Dasheng frowned. He had never even seen such a thing, let alone used it. (To be continued.)