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"It doesn't matter if you are playful or promiscuous, even if you argue your behavior as fraternity, my old lady will cure you of your disease today no matter what!" Grandma Xiong waved her hand, completely ignoring Chen Dasheng's powerless The justification is heard. .

What I believe in is super-male chauvinism, while Grandma Xiong is undoubtedly a super-male chauvinist. If you want to talk about the two opposing thoughts, it is a waste of words. It is useless to talk about different positions. Chen Dasheng sweated, and said, "Senior, it's a natural thing to be cured when you are sick, but I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have never heard that Huaxin can also be cured?"

If Huaxin can be regarded as a disease, it is completely comparable to lovesickness. It is a terminal illness and there is absolutely no cure. In Chen Dasheng's view, Grandma Xiong is just teasing himself.

Grandma Xiong was delighted when she heard it, "That's because you are ignorant, I can only say that you have lived in vain for more than [-] years, and I have cured many intractable diseases. Find several ways to cure it!"

"Huh? This is really strange, senior, I really want to hear how you can cure this philandering disease?" Grandma Xiong's words aroused Chen Dasheng's curiosity.

Grandma Xiong stretched out a finger, "The first method is called radical cure. To cure a disease, we have to get rid of the root. We have to start from the root. As long as the root of the curse is cut off, the flower heart disease will naturally heal without medicine."

While talking, Grandma Xiong looked at Chen Dasheng somewhere, Chen Dasheng couldn't help feeling a chill in his crotch, and couldn't help pinching his thighs. He naturally understood what Grandma Xiong meant by root removal, and couldn't help laughing With a loud voice, "Senior, I'm afraid it's not a good way to injure the body in order to cure the disease?"

"Doesn't Western medicine like to cut here and there, as long as the disease can be cured, it doesn't matter if you cut something!" Grandma Xiong said.

Chen Dasheng's face twitched, "It doesn't matter whether he has a good heart or a bad heart, I would rather die from this disease. How dare my parents hurt my body and hair?"

Seeing Chen Dasheng like this, Grandma Xiong was delighted, "That's right, your body and skin cannot be damaged by your parents. I don't plan to use this method to cure your troubles, after all, you have to do it voluntarily. I am alone." Old lady, I can't beat you!"

Chen Dasheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Then you keep talking so much, isn't that for nothing?"

"Since we can't cure the root cause, let's treat the symptoms as well!" Grandma Xiong smiled, took out a small bottle from her pocket, and shook it at Chen Dasheng, "Do you know what it is?"

"What?" Chen Dasheng asked curiously.

Grandma Xiong said, "Gu, mandarin duck Gu!"

"Mandarin duck Gu?" Chen Dasheng was stunned, he had heard of many Gu, such as scorpion Gu, toad Gu, all of which were refined from poisonous substances, and he had never heard that mandarin ducks could enter Gu.

Grandma Xiong explained, "Grandma, my mandarin duck Gu is refined from 77 kinds of poisonous insects. These 77 kinds of poisonous insects are all things that are naturally dedicated and loyal to their spouses!"

Saying that, Grandma Xiong pulled off the bottle cap in her hand, poured out two pills, one red and one green, and continued, "The red one is mandarin gu, and the green one is duck gu, you swallow the red pill, your flower Heart disease will be healed."

"Don't tease senior, I'll tell you that my body is invulnerable to all poisons, and all kinds of Gu are ineffective against me!" Chen Dasheng shook his head, he was willing to take this inexplicable pill.

"Don't say you are invulnerable to ten thousand Gu, even if billions of Gu are not invading, there is nothing wrong with this mandarin duck Gu, because mandarin duck Gu is not poisonous at all." Grandma Xiong didn't believe that Chen Dasheng had a body that was invulnerable to all poisons, and only thought that this kid was invincible. Escaped, and said, "Brother Nangong entrusted me, I have to help, I am not afraid to tell you that only people in my clan are eligible to take this medicine, men and women in my clan will take this Gu before getting married, it is not requested by Big Brother Nangong, I I still don't want to give it to you!"

"What do you mean, I still make money?" A black line was drawn across Chen Dasheng's forehead, "By the way, what will happen if you take this pill?"

Grandma Xiong said, "You take the mandarin gu, and then give the mandarin gu to the woman you love. From then on, you can only love each other, and you can only have sex with each other. If you fall in love with other women, then I will be in unbearable pain all over my body, as if cut into pieces by a thousand knives, and executed by Ling Chi."

"This, this is too vicious!" Hearing Grandma Xiong's words, Chen Dasheng's face turned green, and he couldn't help taking two steps back, staying away from the pill in Grandma Xiong's hand. Although he had taken Yaoyun's fairy medicine before , but whether the body still maintains the drug-resistant surname, whether it can withstand the mandarin duck Gu, is not certain, even if he is killed, he will not take this kind of pill.

"Hurry up, you eat the red pill, I'm sending the green pill to Brother Nangong, let him take it for Zixuan, then the two of you will be together for the rest of your life, never leave, and then I will I will make an exception and take Miss Ruoxue as my apprentice, and pass on her Gu skills." Grandma Xiong said.

"Hehe!" Chen Dasheng sneered twice, "Is that really what Uncle always told you in his letters?"

Grandma Xiong nodded with a smile.

"Can you show me the letter?" Chen Dasheng asked.

Grandma Xiong smiled and shook her head.

"That old man, he was joking with you!" Chen Dasheng really wanted to have a fight with Nangong Mu, but he never expected that the old man would put himself here, "Senior, it depends on whether the patient is willing to cure the disease or save the patient." Are you willing? I don’t want you to treat me, so you can just let me go!”

"Whether you want it or not is your business, but whether it is cured or not is my business. Mother-in-law, I will put my words here. If you want to eat it, then take Miss Ruoxue and leave. For the matter of the silkworm Gu, I am powerless." !” Grandma Xiong said seriously.

Chen Dasheng scratched his head, looking at Grandma Xiong, it didn't seem like she was joking with him, but this caused him a big problem, there are so many beautiful girls in the world waiting for him to rescue them, and the mandarin ducks who eat this kind of trouble Isn't Gu ruining one's life?

However, Han Ruoxue's silkworm Gu must be cured by Grandma Xiong, there is no other way, since Chen Dasheng is unwilling to see Han Ruoxue die even if he sees himself die, this is absolutely not allowed Making things difficult, Chen Dasheng thought about countermeasures.

Grandma Xiong was a little impatient, "If you think the mandarin duck Gu is not to your liking, I also have the Unfeeling Gu and the Forgetfulness Gu, you can choose one at will."

Chen Dasheng's face trembled, "Is there such a thing as one mandarin man and many ducks?"

"Are you kidding? Even if there is such a Gu, do you think I will give it to you? I am treating you, mother-in-law, please be serious, okay?" Grandma Xiong rolled her eyes at Chen Dasheng, "Look at this pill , how good-looking and attractive, let me tell you, the taste is actually pretty good."

"Senior, don't you think your old way of doing things is a bit too damaging?" Chen Dasheng smiled wryly and looked at Grandma Xiong.

Grandma Xiong said with a half-smile, "Where is the damage?"

"You know it yourself!" Chen Dasheng thought about it, thought for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said, "Senior, I want to ask you a question!"

"What's the problem, tell me quickly, and take the medicine after you finish talking." Grandma Xiong urged.

"Well, what's the relationship between Xiaoyu and you?" Chen Dasheng asked a little nervously.

When Grandma Xiong heard the words, her face straightened, and she stood up all of a sudden, "Okay, have you decided on Xiaoyu's idea? It seems that you really have to take this pill today!"

"Quiet your anger, calm your anger!" Chen Dasheng waved his hands hastily, and said, "I just saw that Xiaoyu and Zixuan look so similar, so I want to ask you, does Xiaoyu have any relationship with the Nangong family?"

When he said this, Chen Dasheng's two eyes quietly watched Grandma Xiong, wanting to see how Grandma Xiong would react.

Sure enough, after hearing Chen Dasheng's words, Grandma Xiong's face became extremely unnatural, and her voice suddenly increased by one decibel, "Xiaoyu is my granddaughter, and has nothing to do with the Nangong family. As for your saying that she looks like Zi Xuan is very similar, I admit this, but there are similarities in things and similarities in people, so there is nothing strange about their resemblance."

"Well, is that so?" Seeing Grandma Xiong's slightly overreaction, Chen Dasheng, who has always been sensitive, felt that there must be something wrong with it. Xiaoyu is Grandma Xiong's granddaughter, and Xiaoyu looks exactly like Nangongmu's granddaughter. Very similar, as long as it is an individual, it will be associated together. Could it be that my previous nonsense was really guessed, that Nangong Mu really had an affair with this old woman when he was young, and left a seed? (To be continued.)