The strongest idler in history

In early autumn, the sky is high and the air is crisp, the clouds are slowly floating, and the wind is light.It's a good time to take a nap in autumn.In the stone room of the beginner disciples, a black boy with dark skin was crawling on the bed and sleeping.At this moment, the door of the room opened, and little boys with faces as white as jade and carved into jade came in from the door.

"Brother Wei Qi, get up quickly, don't sleep! Today is the day we formally enter the inner sect, and the master specially told us to go to the Hall of Mental Cultivation before noon, if the brother doesn't get up again, it will be too late!"

After finishing speaking, the little boy stretched out his two little hands, and gently rocked and crawled on the stone bed. It looked like he was coaxing people to sleep rather than waking them up.The movements were light, as if afraid of waking people up.

Wei Qi, who was lying on the bed, was drowsy and drooling.

"Her, don't quarrel with crying ghosts, let me sleep again, noisy me, be careful I beat you!" Wei Qi said that he finally opened his little bitch eyes and stretched out the saliva on his mouth. He also raised his fist at the little boy in a demonstration, then turned over and continued chatting with Duke Zhou.

The little boy was thinking of waking Wei Qi up again, but when he thought that Wei Qi had just said that he was going to beat him up, he couldn't understand Wei Qi's character of doing what he said no matter what he said.He didn't want to be beaten up by his senior brother, so he didn't dare to provoke Wei Qi again, shook his head and left the room by himself.

Dozens of disciples in the Hall of Mental Cultivation are standing respectfully in front of the hall. The oldest of these disciples is only sixteen or seventeen years old, and the youngest is only eleven or twelve years old.The little boy Xiang Tianwen was among them.Standing in front of these disciples was a man who looked to be in his 40s. This man was fat, white, and amiable. Except for the posture of the reporter, there is nothing conspicuous.It is this fat man who is Guo Pengyuan, the current master of Zixian Palace, Guo Zhenren.

"You have officially become the inner disciples of Zixian Palace today. There are hundreds of cultivation methods of my Zixian Palace here. Each of you can choose one to practice. You can't adjust it privately. How to choose your exercises? Master must have told you all, after you have chosen it, you can go back and practice on your own." Guo Pengyuan waved his hand lightly and did not know what magic he used, and hundreds of jade slips appeared in the hall out of thin air.

Some of these exercises focus on fighting skills, while others focus on improving cultivation. Disciples choose exercises according to their own preferences, and the choice of good or bad depends on their own opportunities.

There are five types of exercises: Xuanhuang, Heaven, Earth, and Man.The Xuan-rank exercises are the most difficult to practice, but also the most powerful.The human rank is the simplest, so its power cannot be compared with other exercises.

Most of the Xuan-rank exercises and Huang-rank exercises were lost because they were too difficult to practice. Zixian Palace didn't have any of them, and only the real sects kept some of them.

Xiang Tianwen chose a kung fu method called Zixian Jue, which is a heaven-level kung fu method that focuses on killing.

"Senior Brother Wei Qi hasn't come here yet. If he doesn't have the exercises, how will he practice in the future. Although he is lazy and likes to bully others, he helped me when someone bullied me in the outer court. According to his words That is: You are my little brother, only I am allowed to bully you, and no one else is allowed to bully you. No, I will help Senior Brother Wei Qi once.” Dao Tong suddenly made up his mind, left the crowd, and came in front of Guo Zhenren .

Seeing Xiang Tianwen approaching him, Guo Zhenren thought that there was something wrong with his kung fu, so he asked, "But there is something wrong with his kung fu?"

Xiang Tianwen shook his head and said, "Uncle Guo's exercises are fine, but senior brother Wei Qi is unable to choose the exercises because of illness, can you let me bring one back to him?"

Guo Zhenren frowned after hearing this: "That damn boy can still get sick, and he is probably lazy and sleepy. You go back and leave him alone. Your talent is the best in this generation. Don't learn from that. Slackers don't do their jobs."

Xiang Tianwen had no choice but to turn around and leave after hearing the words.After Xiang Tianwen left, Guo Pengyuan's white and chubby face turned into a pig's liver color, "That damn boy, he dared not come to choose the exercises. He's so lazy. It's a pity for his talent. Sooner or later, he must find a way to clean it up. Clean him up."

"Damn slacker, you still sleep! If you sleep again, you will die." A little girl in Wei Qi's room was scratching Wei Qi's ears.The little girl has big eyes, with two braids and a pair of pink bows tied on the braids.I don't know if it's because of anger, or because Weiqi's ears are tired, his little face is ruddy, and he looks so cute that people want to kiss him when he sees him.

The little girl struggled for a long time and found that Wei Qi was still awake, and the corner of her mouth slightly tilted up into a smile.

If Wei Qi woke up and saw the little girl smiling at this time, he would definitely run as far as he could.This is the little devil's smile, everyone in Zixian Palace is not afraid of it.

After laughing, the little girl suddenly bent down and bit Wei Qi's nose.

"Ah!!!" A cry that was worse than slaughtering a pig came out.

"Senior Sister Guo, I was wrong, let me go, I swear I will never sleep in again. Really believe in me, forgive me this time" Wei Qi started to admit his mistake before he even opened his eyes in a daze , the tone is called frankness, as if admitting mistakes sincerely and never committing mistakes again.

It's a pity that the girl knew this Wei Qi's rascal, so she didn't believe it at all, she bit Wei Qi's nose and refused to let go.

When Wei Qi closed his eyes and talked, he felt something on his lips, and instinctively stuck out his tongue and licked it.

"What is it? It's slippery and fragrant." He licked it twice and felt it was delicious. He ignored the pain in his nose and concentrated on licking it.

The little girl suddenly felt something greasy and slippery moving back and forth on her chin, which was very uncomfortable.He let go of his mouth, wanting to see what it was.Wei Qi licked it so well that he didn't even feel the pain in his nose. His tongue was still sticking out of his mouth and making a "hissing" sound.And while licking, she was giggling there.

The little girl finally found the culprit who was messing with her chin just now. The thing was still moving back and forth provocatively, as if to say "You bite me! You bite me!"

The little girl's anger rose from her heart immediately, and her evil turned to her gallbladder.Aiming at the moving strip-shaped object "ah", I bit it down. Although the little girl is called a little witch, she has a good nature and knows the seriousness. She knows that this thing cannot be bitten off, and it will be very troublesome to bite it off. , I locked it in my mouth with my teeth to prevent it from retracting.

Wei Qi felt his tongue hurt and wanted to retract it into his mouth, but the harder he pulled it, the more painful it became, so he had to follow suit. With a bang, their lips touched.

Wei Qi feels so soft, so sweet, and so fragrant!When the lips of the two came together, the little girl finally realized that the actions of the two of them were extremely inappropriate now. Although the little girl was young, she still knew a little bit about men and women and knew that it is not allowed to give mouths to others casually.

She hurriedly released the tongue in her mouth, but when she released the thing, not only did she not take it back, but it started to move around in her mouth.In order to prevent the thing from moving around in her mouth, the little girl had no choice but to stick out her little tongue to push the thing away, so the two tongues fought in the little girl's mouth.

At this moment, the little girl has been messed with by that nasty thing and doesn't know what to do. She just wants to push the damn thing out but forgets that she just needs to stand up straight and get off the stone bed, and she will be relieved of her embarrassment immediately .Wei Qitian finally woke up after a long time.

He opened his eyes and found a small red face in front of him was facing his mouth, Wei Qi finally knew what was soft and sweet.

Wei Qi now feels that he is in big trouble, that he is taking advantage of the little girl.Taking advantage of ordinary people is just taking advantage, but he took advantage of the little witch in Zixian Palace.That is Zhenren Guo's daughter, if the old man knows that his daughter was kissed by him, he will be in bad luck, and Zixian Palace may not be able to stay.

"No, I have to find a way, or I'm really going to die." Because of his spirit slipping away, he naturally withdrew his tongue sticking out of the girl's mouth, and their lips parted.The little girl was finally relieved when she felt that the thing was back, but for some reason, she felt a sense of loss in her heart. Thinking of the tingling pleasure just now, her little face became more rosy.One of the two thought about it, and the other looked at it for a while, and Wei Qi finally came back to his senses.

"Guo Ziling, why did you kiss me? What will I do after you kiss me? My innocence!! I'm dead." As he said that, Wei Qi slammed into the stone wall behind Guo Ziling. Bumped to death.

This stinky and shameless Wei Qi seeks far away, he won't bump into a wall around him.Just bumped into the back of the little beauty.Guo Ziling knew his flamboyance.Although she is called a little devil, she can only tease servants at most, and her heart is very kind.He grew up so big that he had never killed a chicken before, so how could he kill Wei Qi just like that!

As Wei Qi expected, Guo Ziling quickly stood in front of him, and Wei Qi plunged into Guo Ziling's arms as a matter of course, rubbing his face on the small chest that had just started to develop, and shouting as he rubbed: " Guo Ziling, get out of the way, let me die."

"Haha, silly girl, you're really on the go. Although this small breast is small, it's not to mention soft and comfortable when rubbed."

"Okay, okay! Isn't it just a kiss? What's the matter! I kissed my mother a few days ago. Don't make trouble, at most we can pretend nothing happened." Guo Ziling thought It was I who bit other people's tongues first, I was wrong, it was my responsibility, so I wanted to pretend to be ignorant of world affairs and confuse the past.

Wei Qi rubbed right now, Guo Ziling's body was soft and comfortable to hold.

After hearing Guo Ziling's words, he knew that he had succeeded, and he would not be punished for taking advantage of the little devil.As soon as I let go of my hanging heart, the bad water in my stomach came out.As soon as he turned his eyes, he said to Guo Ziling: "My mother said that we are married if we kiss, unless you make me a wife, or I will die." If Guo Pengyuan was here, he would be mad at Wei Qi, This guy is obviously an orphan, and his parents have never seen him.

Now Guo Ziling is in a panic. Getting married is a big deal.Although a cultivator does not need the orders of his parents and the words of a matchmaker, it is not something that a teenager can decide.

Guo Ziling's two small curved eyebrows were tightly wrinkled together, feeling troubled.

Seeing this, Wei Qi also felt that what he had said was too much, so he said again: "If you can't do it, you can secretly be my daughter-in-law, that is, you are my wife when there are only two of us, and you are still my senior sister Guo in front of others. This is the head office, if you don't promise me, you will die!"

Guo Ziling thought about it and thought it would be fine if others didn't know.Isn't she the daughter-in-law? Mother is father's daughter-in-law, and father obeys mother in everything.Others don't know that he is Wei Qi's daughter-in-law, but he still listens to himself.I shouldn't be at a disadvantage.

"Okay, I promised you, but I agreed that I would only be your daughter-in-law when we are in private." Guo Ziling blushed again as she spoke.

Now Wei Qi felt refreshed and woke up to have a little daughter-in-law. He was so happy, Wei Qi couldn't stop laughing.Just as they wanted Guo Ziling to come and listen to her cry, footsteps suddenly came from outside the door, and the two hurriedly separated after hearing it.

"Brother Wei Qi, are you up? I'm back." It turned out that Xiang Tianwen had returned from the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Xiang Tianwen thought that Wei Qi was still sleeping, so he pushed the door open and entered the house without waiting for an answer.After entering the door, I found that Guo Ziling was also there, and Guo Ziling was blushing at this time.Seeing Xiang Tianwen coming in, he rushed out the door without saying a word.

This one freaks out our crybabys.

Xiang Tianwen was so frightened that he almost cried, he hurried to Wei Qi and asked secretly: "Senior brother, why is this little witch here? Senior brother, you are fine, she didn't do anything to you"

Wei Qi thought to himself: She didn't do anything to me, she just became my little wife hahaha.

Of course, you can't tell Xiang Tianwen the truth, so you just made up a reason and said: "It's okay, the little witch is envious and jealous when she sees how beautiful I sleep, and she wants to wake me up. It's not just once or twice, it's okay."

After finishing speaking, he lay down on the bed again, wanting to sleep again.

Xiang Tianwen was afraid that Weiqi would fall asleep again, so he hurriedly told him what happened in the Hall of Mental Cultivation today.

He thought that Wei Qi would definitely regret not going today, but after listening to Wei Qi, he said: "It's great, I don't have to practice, and I can do whatever I like every day." With a kick, he fell asleep again.

Xiang Tianwen was speechless when he saw this, "Senior Brother Wei Qi is too unscrupulous, he didn't feel sad when he didn't get the exercises, he was still happy there. Hey, there is no way!"

Xiang Tian asked that Wei Qi had no choice but to leave the room with black lines all over his head, and wanted to find the master to discipline Wei Qi.The two people in the room didn't know that their conversation was overheard by Guo Ziling outside the door.

It turned out that Guo Ziling didn't remember today's business until she ran out of the house.Today is the day when Wei Qi and Xiang Tianwen formally entered the inner gate of Zixian Palace.

She originally wanted to come to ask the two of them what exercises they had chosen, but when she came, she found that Wei Qi was sleeping again, so something that shouldn't have happened happened.After she went out, she wanted to go back and ask the two of them what kind of exercise they chose, but she was afraid that Xiang Tianwen would see something about her and Wei Qi, so she stood at the door hesitantly, and accidentally heard the sound in the room. The conversation between the two.

"No, Wei Qi is now my husband. I don't even have a set of exercises. I will find a way to get one for him, so that he will appreciate me and listen to me in everything." Guo Ziling made up her mind. I'm going to give Wei Qi some exercises.

"But where can I get it? Only women can practice my exercises, and I won't give them to others. Where can I get them? Forget it, go home and look for it."