The strongest idler in history

"Little pig? A pig in the mundane world? I haven't seen it yet. Where is it? I want to see it, I want to see it!" Guo Ziling heard that Wei Qi had a pet, and it was a little one she had never seen before. The pig, pulling Wei Qi's arm, dangled and flirted with Wei Qi.

As soon as she flickered, Wei Qi felt dark in front of his eyes, and almost fainted by him. Wei Qi didn't eat a bite of food from yesterday to now, and he was bullied by the piglet last night and didn't sleep well for half the night. The average adult I can't stand it!Not to mention the half-grown children.

Although Wei Qi has practiced for a few years and is considered a minor cultivator, sleeping after eating is his greatest hobby, and he hasn't suffered from this crime for many years.When he was shaken by Guo Ziling, he felt dark and almost fainted.

In order not to let Guo Ziling become the first bad person who acted coquettishly and passed out, he hurriedly said: "Little pig is sleeping on my bed, let's go back and watch now." After speaking, he turned around and pulled Guo Ziling and entered His small courtyard.After the two entered the house.It was found that the little pig in the house was sleeping soundly on Wei Qi's bed, with saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.

As soon as Guo Ziling saw the little pig, her eyes turned into two little stars, and she shouted: "Wow, Wei Qi, is this the little pig? It's so chubby and cute, oh, it's drooling, it's the same as Like you, you like to drool when you sleep." After speaking, Guo Ziling rushed over and picked up the little pig.

This frightened Wei Qi, but he knew how powerful the little pig was, and he could throw him somersault with just a casual move.This Guo Ziling actually picked it up, it would be terrible if this little daughter-in-law was hurt by the pig.

"Before this little pig wakes up, let her put it down quickly."

Wei Qi just wanted Guo Ziling to let Guo Ziling put the pig down.The little pig opened his eyes at this time, almost scared Wei Qi to pee.The little pig opened his eyes and looked at Guo Ziling who was holding him. He twisted his body a few times and changed his position to a comfortable position. The pig's head was pressed against Guo Ziling's small chest, and he closed his eyes again and fell asleep.

Wei Qi saw the scene in front of him, he was wet, a tear fell from his eyes, fell to the ground and broke into eight petals.His heart was as broken as that tear.

"God, what crime did I do? Who sent this pig to harm me! It eats my food, occupies my bed, and abuses my body. I can bear all these. But he actually slept with my little daughter-in-law. I want to die! You let me die!"

Before I die, I must save the little daughter-in-law from the evil dead pig.Suddenly, Wei Qi rushed in front of Guo Ziling, stretched out his hand and grabbed the little pig in Guo Ziling's arms.Unexpectedly, before he touched the little pig, the little pig opened his eyes again, looked at Wei Qi, and stretched the little pig's feet again.

"Plop!" The scene of Wei Qi lying on the ground last night reappeared! !

Wei Qi gritted his teeth and got up from the ground bit by bit. At this moment Wei Qi was angry, he was really angry.The angry Wei Qi has inherited the tradition of the ancient angry gods, burning the sky with anger, turning the earth into anger, and not dying of anger. At this moment, the soul possesses his body!Wei Qi has inherited the long history and tradition of the ancient god of anger. At this moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!The three people who burned the sky with anger, turned the earth with anger, and died with anger are ancient people, because those who were bullied would die or live, and finally burned the sky and the earth with their own anger and almost destroyed the world

Seeing Wei Qi's appearance, Xiaozhu hummed twice, then broke free from Guo Ziling's arms and jumped back on the bed to continue sleeping.

The two humming sounds mean: I don’t hesitate to sleep on you little daughter-in-law!You have to remember that when I wake up, you must get me something to eat, or I will make you look good.

Although Wei Qi didn't do anything to Xiaozhu, he finally rescued Guo Ziling, and Wei Qi's anger disappeared.I thought to myself: "It seems that this little pig is also afraid of my master's anger. The little pig will let him be strong, but I don't have to curse. The little pig will let him do whatever he wants, and I will piss against the wind."

The stars in Guo Ziling's eyes haven't receded yet, and she didn't even see Wei Qi being knocked down by the little pig.Seeing that the little pig broke free from her embrace and went back to the bed, she wanted to hug the little pig again.

Wei Qi didn't agree this time, "This flirtatious woman doesn't care if she is made to lie down because of a pig."

He hurried forward to stop Guo Ziling and said, "It's going to sleep, so don't touch it. If you hold it, it won't sleep well."

"Why does this little pig know how to sleep just like you, and you tell it to get up and play with me." Guo Ziling was very unwilling to be able to hold the little pig when Wei Qi stopped her.

"Don't worry about it. Did you bring anything to eat? I'm starving to death." Wei Qi thought to himself, "I even asked it to play with you. When it got up, it was me. I was played by it."

Guo Ziling took out her small bag, and after tinkering with it for a long time, she even took out a banana and handed it to Wei Qi. "Only this, do you eat?"

Wei Qi was speechless when he saw the banana Guo Ziling handed him. "Is this not enough to eat? Is there nothing else?"

"If you don't want me, I can eat it." Guo Ziling peeled off the banana peel and put the banana in her mouth. She didn't bite it directly, but started to suck it. After sucking for a long time, she took the banana out of her mouth, and then licked it again. Got up, repeated dozens of times and still haven't eaten the banana.

Wei Qi was dumbfounded as he watched from the side, he felt his heart beating faster, and there was a burst of warmth coming from his abdomen, and he was shamelessly stiff.

"Why do you eat bananas like that?" Wei Qi hurriedly interrupted to calm down his little brother.

"What's wrong? Uncle Xianyouzi taught me how to eat it! Last time he came back from the mountain and brought two. Said it was fairy fruit

Eating it has great benefits.Only by eating like this can you taste the taste.I ate one at that time, but I was not willing to eat this one. I gave it to you just now. I ate it because you said no. "Speaking, Guo Ziling seemed afraid that Wei Qi would snatch it, and hurriedly ate the remaining half of the banana.

"Idle Wanderer, this old bastard is so bad that he actually lied to my daughter-in-law. But it looks good. If my daughter-in-law did this to me twice when I was bridal, I would die of displeasure. But other than me, other people cheated." Ignorant girls are unforgivable, and on behalf of thousands of girls, I must find a way to punish that old bastard." Thinking of this, Wei Qi decided that he must look good to that old bastard.

But now that he was hungry, he couldn't think of any solution for a while.I had no choice but to say to Guo Ziling; "Let's find some food. I don't have anything to eat. The little pig will definitely want to eat when he wakes up."

When Guo Ziling heard that the little pig wanted to eat, she immediately paid attention to it and said: "Then let's go quickly and go to my house. Go to my house to get the food. When we come back, the little pig will probably wake up. Give it food, and it will be able to play with me. "Speaking, he pulled Wei Qi up and walked out the door.

"It's so unreasonable. I said I was hungry and she gave me a banana for a long time. In the end, she ate it herself. When I mentioned that the piglet wanted to eat, I immediately went home to get food. Is it my wife or the pig's daughter-in-law?" Wei Qi's resentment soared sharply.