The strongest idler in history

Wei Qi returned home with the flying sword given by Juejue. As soon as he entered the door, he found Guo Ziling sitting on his bed, with Xiaozhu lying beside her.Guo Ziling was massaging the little pig with her little hands pressing back and forth on the little pig.The little pig was lying on all fours, with its little eyes closed.He hummed comfortably while enjoying Guo Ziling's service.

Wei Qi hadn't really looked at it carefully before, but this time he saw the little pig on all fours, and suddenly found that the little pig was a sow.Now Wei Qi panicked, "I said, why doesn't this little pig go with Guo Ziling, same-sex repulsion. She is a little sow! Does she have any thoughts about me if she stays with me? Master Although I'm handsome as shit, but I don't know how to be a pig, but I like it? What if the piggy gets mad at me one day, what should I do?"

If Little Pig knows that Wei Qi thinks about it this way, the "plop" sound will definitely be indispensable.The reason why Xiaozhu stays with Weiqi is because it can communicate with Weiqi, not because Xiaozhu doesn’t want to talk to Guo Ziling, but because Guo Ziling doesn’t understand.As for why Wei Qi could understand what it said, it didn't know, but after finally finding a little pig who could understand it, it didn't want to just let it go.But the most important thing is because the little pig is very lazy, as long as it has something to eat, it doesn't want to move.

Seeing that Wei Qi came back, Guo Ziling stopped giving Xiao Zhu a massage, and said to Wei Qi, "What is Wei Qi doing to you, Aunt Jujue? Did she do anything to you?" Surprisingly, Guo Ziling was so heartless. A little worry appeared on his small face.

"It's nothing. Extinction sees that I have a peculiar bone structure, and it will become a big event in the future. Give me a flying sword, which means that I can ride the wind and waves and travel for nine days." Wei Qi said stinkingly, and took out the flying sword that Extinction gave him. The sword is displayed.

Guo Ziling raised her mouth when she heard it: "People tell you to be serious, but you are like this. I'm going to be angry, tell me what's going on, why did Aunt Miejue give you the flying sword?"

Seeing that Guo Ziling was a little angry, Wei Qi told Guo Ziling what Juejue had said to him and his conjecture.After hearing this, Guo Ziling even scolded that Sun Zhengqi deserved it, and a smile appeared on her small face.Seeing that Wei Qi was fine and benefited, Guo Ziling felt relieved, so she said goodbye to Wei Qi and went home.

After Guo Ziling left, Wei Qi took out the wine gourd of the wanderer in the room, wanting to absorb the spiritual things in it.But thinking about the power of the spirit in the gourd, it was not easy to absorb it, and he was afraid that someone would disturb it.So I put up a sign saying: "Retreat, please do not disturb" and hung it outside the door.

Wei Qi hadn't misunderstood, this time he had lasted for more than half a month, and the competition was about to start.On this day, Wei Qi finally finished drinking the spirit in the wine gourd and wanted to go out for a walk. After all, he hadn't left the room for more than half a month and hadn't seen the sun.

When he opened the door of his room, what he saw was not the warm sunshine but Qing'er standing outside the door.

"Senior Sister Qing'er, what's the matter with you? Why are you standing outside my door?" Wei Qi asked, still very polite to the beauty Wei Qi.

When he asked this, Qing'er's beautiful pair immediately frowned, and said angrily, "Where's the futon I asked you to wash?"

Now Wei Qi was stupid, that day he was only thinking about absorbing the spirit in the wine gourd, and he had long forgotten about helping Qing'er wash the futon.Now being approached by others, "What should I do?"

Wei Qi had no choice but to go back to the house and take out the futon given by Qing Er.

"Senior Sister Qing'er, I didn't have time to clean the futon because I suddenly realized the closed-door practice. I haven't had time to wash this futon, can you allow me to wash it for you one day and tomorrow?" Wei Qi quickly explained.

"No need." After finishing speaking, he picked up the futon and turned to leave.

It turned out that Qing Er came to Wei Qi the day after he gave Wei Qi a futon, and found that Wei Qi was in retreat.Not wanting to disturb Wei Qi's cultivation, he left.For more than half a month, Qing'er would stand outside Weiqi's gate every day to see if Weiqi was out of customs.In Qing'er's eyes, although Wei Qi is a bit shameless, he is a man who can fight for his junior brother and Sun Zhengqi, and is also eager to help his classmates clean the futons.I still have a little affection for Wei Qi.This time, Wei Qihuang clicked for more than half a month, and the little goodwill disappeared long ago.

If Wei Qi knew that the beauty Qing'er had a crush on him, but his crush turned into a bad feeling because of this broken appointment, he would regret it to death.But Wei Qi didn't think about that at all, he just felt a little sorry for Qing'er, after all, he promised him.He also didn't think about Qing'er wanting to wash a futon, if he said casually that others would rush to wash it, why did he bring it to him.They are really as heartless as Guo Ziling, and they are really a couple.

After Qing'er left, Wei Qi was about to go out for a stroll, when he suddenly noticed a chubby figure rushing towards him in the distance.The little pig came back by himself.It turned out that the little pigs ate up all the food after Wei Qi retreated for two days. Wei Qi had no choice but to go to Guo Ziling and ask Guo Ziling to take care of it.Pick up the piglet after you leave the customs.The little pig was also surprisingly cooperative and agreed.Wei Qi thought he had finally got rid of Little Pig's nightmare, but he didn't expect that as soon as he left the customs, Little Pig would die by himself, so there was no need for him to pick it up.

Now Wei Qi's idea that he is liked by pigs is confirmed again! !

"Little pig, don't run away! Wei Qi is in retreat, and he can't go back until he is out of the retreat. Don't disturb him during the retreat." Guo Ziling's shout came from a distance.Just now Guo Ziling was massaging the little pig, when he was half pressed, the little pig suddenly ran out, and Guo Ziling had to chase after him.

Guo Ziling finally ran over and saw Wei Qi.

"Wei Qi, are you out of the test? I was petting the little pig just now, and it suddenly ran out. It turned out that you were out of the test. It is really powerful! How did it know?"

Wei Qi also felt that the little pig was miraculous when Guo Ziling said it, so he took a look at the little pig.That means "How do you know I'm out?"

Little Pig flicked his head and hummed softly.It means: "I am a dragon pig with great powers. There is nothing I don't know." The little pig has learned to brag after being with Wei Qi for a long time. In fact, its nose is very easy to use. Let it smell Wei Qi's scent when it goes out, and it will know that Wei Qi has left the customs.No one talked to it for more than half a month, it was almost suffocated, so it hurried to find Weiqi.

When Wei Qi saw what Little Pig said, he didn't know that Little Pig actually had a good nose, so he had to attribute it to the magic of Dragon Pig.

"Little Pig is my pet, and he is connected with me. He will know it after I leave the customs." No wonder Little Pig depends on him. This person and pig fart are really carved out of the same mold.