The strongest idler in history

"It's broken, I accidentally played it too big again, this Pomo Zunzhu is really not a good thing, first Wu Hama, this time it is Xiaodaoquan, both of them made me dizzy." Xiao Bingbing's second brother If he heard Wei Qi's words, he would definitely turn into a sky full of dark clouds to sweep Wei Qi away, and then find a place where there is no one to cook meat for him. Even though the body transformed by the Mozun Bead can't get all the magic Zunzhu's medicinal power, but there must be a lot of benefits, no one has tried the specific benefits.

Wei Qi quickly summoned up his mana and walked around Xiaodaoquan's body, helping Xiaodaoquan to re-open the nerves that had been cut off by himself due to fear.

After a while, Xiao Daoquan woke up with a "Hang Chi", opened his eyes, saw Wei Qi opened his mouth, and said, "Master, I want to learn, I want to learn your skills, it's really amazing. I want to become like this Great." At first, Xiao Daoquan just wanted to make a living, but he didn't take it seriously at all about learning kung fu with Wei Qi.But Xiao Daoquan is not stupid, just now Wei Qi ran with him several times faster than a horse, which was completely beyond his imagination.Based on his desire for strength, he has decided to learn Kung Fu from Wei Qi.He thought that he would be able to find his mother when he could run so fast, and he would definitely find his mother by then.Therefore, the phrase "Master Xiaodaoquan" is voluntary, without any reluctance.

"Hehe, Xiao Daoquan, don't worry. I will teach you together when I see your uncle. Come in with me. This is your uncle's home." Wei Qi pointed to Wu Hamo's small courtyard after speaking, and then put The trail right was released and the two walked into the courtyard together.

As soon as the two of them entered the yard, they heard Wu Toad's snoring, and they didn't know how Wu Toad's snoring came out.His snoring turned out to be croak, croak.Wei Qi was delighted when he heard it, "This Wu Toad is really not called Wu Toad for nothing. He snores like a toad when he sleeps."

The path on one side pulled La Weiqi's arm and asked, "Master, does that uncle raise toads? Why are there toads screaming in the room?"

Wei Qi smiled awkwardly and said nothing, he couldn't say that it wasn't a toad, it was your uncle who was snoring!

After the two entered the house, Wei Qi let Xiao Daoquan rest in the living room first, and he entered Wu Hama's bedroom by himself.As soon as Wei Qi entered the door, he saw Wu Hama crawling on the bed. When Wei Qi left, the quilt that Wei Qi helped him cover had already been kicked to the ground.At this time, Wu Toad's arms were bent and his forearms were stretched forward, and his legs were in a kneeling position, but his knees were turned outwards.If Wu Toad gets skinny again, he will be a living toad spirit.

Wei Qi stepped forward and slapped Wu Hamo's buttocks, the slap was very loud.But Wu Hama stretched his neck and muttered, "Xiaohong let me sleep for a while, we'll come back later." In the dream, Wu Hama thought Wei Qi was Xiaohong. I really don't know what dream he is having.

Wei Qi got angry when he heard it, "This stinky toad is really unscrupulous. When he sleeps, he dreams of women, and it seems that he is an old friend. Grandma's Wu toad looks like this. Good friends. But I, Wei Qi, who looks like Pan An, looks handsome, and is still a virgin. It's really unreasonable."

Wei Qi is very jealous, extremely jealous.So he decided not to let Wu Hama have erotic dreams anymore.He reached out and grabbed Wu Hamo's neck, and lifted him out of the bed in one go.Just as Wei Qi was about to play, the scene in front of the city gate was about to reappear, and at this moment Wu Hama's shout came out.

"Brother Viagra, what are you doing? Why do you want it again? Let go of me, don't want it, really don't want it. Let me go, okay?"

This girl screamed as if she was about to be raped by Wei Qi.It turned out that when Wei Qi picked up Wu Hama, Wu Hama woke up.Not because of anything else, but because the feeling of being played by Wei Qi at the gate of the city was too deep, this time his body instinctively awakened him, so he exclaimed.

Seeing that Wu Toad had woken up, Wei Qi couldn't play anymore, so he curled his lips and threw Wu Toad back on the bed.It's obviously a bit uninteresting.

"Smelly Toad, I brought a child, and I will learn Kung Fu with you in the future. Remember not to bully him, he can be regarded as my half benefactor." Wei Qi told Wu Toad, but he knew that Wu Toad loved him the most. Bullying, if he doesn't make it clear to Wu Hamo, then some of the Taoist powers will be bullied.

"Child? Viagra, you are too powerful. You made a child within a day after you came back? What about the child's mother?" Wu Hamo's eyes widened when he heard that, he was very surprised.

After hearing what Wu Hamo said, Wei Qi stretched out his hand and gave Wu Hamo the head, "Do you want to die? I brought this back. It's not my child. I know where his mother is! Hurry up and go see me." See that child, he will live here from now on."

Wu Hama was a little displeased when he heard that, how could a grown man be willing to live with a child.But he would listen to Wei Qi's words even if he didn't like it, so he got up and followed Wei Qi out of the bedroom.

As soon as the two of them left the bedroom, Wei Qi saw that Xiao Daoquan was sitting upright on the chair, as if he had never got up.What the path looked like when he entered the bedroom just now, it is still the same now, it seems that he has never moved, and the chair has never left. "Daoquan seems to be a child who has seen the world and is very sensible. I really don't know why his mother is willing to leave him alone."

Wu Hato frowned when he saw Xiao Daoquan dressed in a buried suit, and thought that Wei Qi would bring back a little dirty boy, and he was still a boy.

"Come here, Daoquan, this is your uncle Wu Hama, just call him Uncle Wu." Wei Qi pointed to Wu Hama and said to Xiao Daoquan.

"Hello, Uncle Wu." After Xiao Daoquan asked, he bowed to Wu Hama.

Although Wu Hama doesn't like children, he can't show it well in front of Wei Qi.Pretending to be happy, he touched Xiao Daoquan's head with a smile and said: "Little brother, you will live here from now on, if you have anything to do, just call me, if someone bullies you, come to me too, I'll protect you looking at you."

"Okay." Xiao Daoquan only answered one word, then stood beside Wei Qi again and did not speak.

"You little brat, you're still farting. When Viagra is gone, let's see how I deal with you." Wu Hamo thought maliciously.