The strongest idler in history

"Gorilla, have you played enough? If you don't stop, I'll fight back!" Wei Qi looked handsome and awesome when he played with one finger, but only he knew whether it hurt or not.After a while, he felt that his finger hurt unbearably, as if it was about to break.

"His grandma, I knew I wouldn't be handsome, it's so fucking painful, this stupid big guy doesn't stop, I really want to break my brother's magic stick!"

Er Gou didn't listen to Wei Qi at all at this time, he only had one thought in his mind now, he wanted to knock Wei Qi into the air!Wei Qi held up his sky-shaking clock with one finger, which was a result he couldn't accept at all.He was thinking now that even if he tried his best, he would break through the obstruction of this finger.

"Gorilla, you're endless! Get the hell out of here!" Wei Qi suddenly bent his index finger as he spoke, and then bounced it straight to Ergou's shoulder, which sent Ergou flying away.Ergou's flight this time was really flying, his limbs were off the ground, and he was completely bounced into the air.One can imagine how shocking the sight of his big body being bounced off by one of Wei Qi's fingers.For a while, the entire venue was silent.

When Ergou was in the air, he felt that his left shoulder was no longer felt by Wei Qi, and he couldn't even move his entire left arm.In the end, Ergou flew more than ten feet away before falling to the ground with a "plop".He wanted to stand up, but he groaned on the ground for a long time and didn't get up.

"The gorilla has made a deal, the attack just now is not counted, I fought back because you didn't stop!" Wei Qi didn't know when he had come to Er Gou's side, he knelt down and reached out to pat Er Gou's head Said: "Get up and don't pretend to be dead, you still owe me three times, don't play tricks!"

Er Gou endured the pain, raised his head and looked at Wei Qi, the wildness in Er Gou's eyes had long since disappeared, and there was only deep fear in his eyes looking at Wei Qi, as if a beast had encountered something bigger than it. The instinctive fear of a powerful ferocious beast is normal.

Ergou lay on the ground for a while and finally stood up tremblingly.His left hand was drooping, and as his body swayed from side to side, it seemed that he still hadn't recovered.He stood up and said to Wei Qi with some disappointment:

"Wei Qi, I lost, and there is no need to fight the remaining three. I admit defeat!"

"Don't mind! I haven't hit yet, I will be very gentle, really! Just three strokes, three strokes is enough." Wei Qi smiled and spoke softly, as if he was afraid of scaring Ergou.

Wei Qi gave up just after being beaten by Er Gou. He hadn't fought yet. Although he won, he didn't fight back after being beaten. In his opinion, it was a big loss!He has to call back to feel at ease, otherwise he won't be able to sleep at night!

"No, no, no..." Er Gou shook his head vigorously, his cheeks trembled wildly, and made a grunting sound.

Er Gou is not stupid, with Wei Qi's strength just now, if Wei Qi hits him three times, his waist will not be broken, his legs will be broken, and his ribs will be broken.In the end, even if he didn't die, it would definitely be bad.

"No, no cheating, you must let me beat you, don't bring such a bully!" I really don't know who is bullying whom, seeing how wronged Wei Qi is.

After Wei Qi finished speaking, he ran towards Ergou.This frightened Ergou, he looked around, trying to find something to cover himself.

He watched for a long time, and found that the arena was extremely empty, and suddenly he found a sloppy man not far from him.He kicked his legs on the ground, and jumped to the side of the sloppy man with a big jump.Stretching out his good right hand, he lifted up the sloppy man and the chair under the sloppy man's buttocks.

"The referee saved me, he hit someone!" Wei Qi almost missed him when he yelled so stupidly.

"Don't you still have a face, you actually said that I hit someone in the ring, rely on me, I'm the one who hit you, don't run away!"

"Stop! Chen Ergou has already conceded defeat, no more fights are allowed." The sloppy man who was held up in the air to block Wei Qi finally spoke at a critical moment, mainly because Wei Qi's fist hit him if he didn't speak again!

Wei Qi had no choice but to stop, but his eyes were fixed on Ergou, and the green light was still shining in his eyes, which made Ergou tremble.

"Okay, Ergou, you admit defeat, do you remember the bet? If you admit defeat, you will be my bodyguard, and you still haven't come to meet the master!" Wei Qi is not afraid that Ergou will not give in, anyway, there is still a bet, Ergou became his bodyguard, but he didn't clean up as he wanted.

"This...you can ask Second Young Master about this. I am his servant. If he agrees, I will be your bodyguard!" Er Gou rolled his eyes and pushed the conflict to Second Young Master.

"Bullshit, I don't want you to be a bodyguard, but I didn't let him do it. Don't you think it's your own business?" Ergou is obviously trying to evade, and Wei Qi is not fooled.

Ergou nodded vigorously twice and said: "Yes, yes, Er Shao has the final say on my affairs. He saved my life, and I was raised by his family. Of course, he will do whatever he says." !"

This made Wei Qi embarrassed, "No, no scoundrels, you have to be my bodyguard if you lose, or I will beat you, every time I see you!" Come to win.

"Second Young Master will definitely not watch you beat me, he will definitely help me!" Er Gou suddenly thought of a solution to the problem while talking, "Well, if you can defeat Second Young Master, Wei Qi, I will give you Be a bodyguard!" Er Gou felt that he couldn't escape anyway, so he dragged one of them to death, and the poor Er Shao was betrayed by Er Gou like this.

"Good deal!" Wei Qi agreed with a nod.

At this time, the sloppy man spoke, "The two of you have settled the business? Can I announce the result of the competition?"

Wei Qi rubbed the back of his head and giggled twice.And the Ergou even jumped off the ring directly, and ran out of the arena in a hurry, as if he was afraid that Wei Qi would chase him and beat him up.

"Rely on this gorilla, his grandma is quite cunning. When I win the battle, what else can you say, Second Young Master!" Wei Qi thought viciously looking at Ergou's majestic back.

"The second match is over, the winner is Wei Qi!"

"Invite the two cultivators from the third competition to come on stage!" The loud voice rang out, causing Wei Qi's ears to buzz. He didn't feel anything in the lounge just now, but it was really shocking to hear it close.

Seeing that the result was announced, Wei Qi wanted to get off the ring, but he had just walked two steps and suddenly heard a voice: "Be careful of Mi Shaotong!"

This time Wei Qi was taken aback. He thought it was haunted, so he hurriedly looked around.He watched for a long time and found that there was only the sloppy man in the ring besides him. When he looked at the sloppy man, the sloppy man even winked at him specially.

Wei Qi got off the ring in a daze, he really didn't know why the sloppy man told him to be careful of Mi Shaotong.In his opinion, Mi Shaotong is basically a parallel importer who can only fight with magic weapons.

Because Wei Qi won the competition, he had to wait until today's competition ended to draw lots again to determine his opponent in the next round, so instead of leaving directly, he went around to the East Stand and sneaked into the East Stand. In the private room of the stands.

As soon as Wei Qi entered the private room, he was stunned by the scene in front of him. At this moment, he even felt that he was in a dream.

"Beauty, Sister Qing'er, you are so beautiful!" Xiu'er's crisp voice brought Wei Qi back to life.

"Ahem, this..." Wei Qi coughed awkwardly, reminding the three girls in the private room that he was coming.

Wei Qi was stunned just now because he saw Qing'er, although he saw Qing'er every day, but today's Qing'er is different.Today Qing'er was wearing the Xingsha Huafu that he tricked him into. As soon as he entered the private room, he was dazzled by the dazzling Qing'er or the dazzling Qing'er plus Xingsha Huafu.

Originally, Qing'er, who was like an ice girl, put on this Xingsha costume, which gave people a feeling of otherworldliness, as if she had become a nine-day fairy and descended to earth.

As soon as Wei Qi coughed, the three girls realized that Wei Qi was coming, and Qing'er blushed when he saw Wei Qi coming.She didn't want to wear this Xingsha Huafu at first, but she couldn't stand the coercion of Xiu'er and Yu Xiangjin, so she put it on in the private room for them to see.Unexpectedly, Wei Qi came in not long after she put it on.

Qing'er saw Wei Qi and wanted to take off the Xingsha costume, but Wei Qi spoke as soon as he took off a sleeve.

"Qing'er, don't take it off, you look so beautiful in this dress!"

"That's right, Sister Qing'er, why don't you like wearing such beautiful clothes, if you don't like them, you can give them to me!" Xiu'er joked with a smile.Of course, if Qing'er really gave it to her, she wouldn't take it as a joke.

At this time, Qing'er was already dizzy from Wei Qi's praise, her little face was flushed, and she didn't want to wear half of her sleeves, and she didn't want to wear them.In the end, Qing'er still gritted her teeth, and put on the star sand costume again.

You must know that Qing'er has never put on makeup at this age, and has never worn beautiful clothes.In the past, I always wore the disciple clothes of Zixian Palace.One thing is that Zixian Palace is not rich, and the other thing is that Jue Jue deliberately keeps Qing'er from touching these things. Jue Jue doesn't want his most beloved apprentice to follow in his footsteps.It's a pity that things backfired, and Qing'er still couldn't escape a love word after all.And because of this love word, he accompanied Wei Qi away from home.

At this time, the jade inlaid with gold on the other side was not happy. She actually wore the silk skirt that Wei Qi bought for her today. Unfortunately, compared with Qing'er's Xingsha Huafu, the silk skirt was really inferior. After all Where is the price? There is no comparison between a piece of fourth-class spar and 50 yuan fourth-class spar!

Xiu'er shyly hid aside and dared not speak, but Yu Xiangjin came to Wei Qi openly, and even made a circle in front of Wei Qi.The corners of Ling Luo's skirt flew up together with Wei Qi's heart.

"Wei Qi, am I pretty?" Yu Xiangjin leaned over slightly when speaking, her chest was covered with white snow, coupled with her coquettish call, it made Wei Qi's heart suddenly hot.