The strongest idler in history

The competition on the last day of the competition to recruit relatives has finally begun, and there are many more spectators who came to watch today. Most of these people have a common goal, that is to see Wei Qi win the championship.See Wei Qi defeating the three major families!

"Today is the last day of this martial arts competition to recruit relatives, and the final winner will be born today! The first match between Mi Shaotong and Zhang Quan, please come on stage!" The sloppy man is in good spirits today, his eyes are bright, and I deliberately changed into new clothes.But I don't know what he thinks. After changing clothes, it doesn't matter to take a bath or shave. The clothes are quite clean, but people look even more embarrassed by the clean clothes.

After the sloppy man finished speaking, applause erupted from the audience. There was no way that Mi Shaotong and Zhang Quan were much less popular than Wei Qi.In particular, Mi Shaotong is almost hated by others, and his popularity in Jianbao City is extremely poor.

After the two entered the ring, they didn't say much, they saluted each other, and then nodded at the sloppy man at the same time.

"The competition begins!" The sloppy man didn't talk nonsense, and announced the start of the competition in public.

Because both Zhang Quan and Mi Shaotong majored in flying swords, it became a flying sword fight when they came up.The two flying swords fought together in mid-air before the man even moved.

After Zhang Quan entered the semi-finals, the Zhang family rewarded him with a third-class flying sword. Although it was not as sharp as Mi Shaotong's fourth-class flying sword, it was not cut off by Mi Shaotong's flying sword.For a moment, the two flying swords were fighting together, and it was impossible to tell which was up and who was up.

"Zhang Quan, if you are sensible, step down and admit defeat now, I don't want to hurt you!" When Mi Shaotong was speaking, he even took a peek at the sloppy man.

Mi Shaotong found that Zhang Quan's cultivation was not bad, and the sword tactics he used were very pure. He really couldn't defeat Mi Shaotong just by relying on Yujian.But he didn't want to expose his strength right now. Of course, the most important thing was that the sloppy man was here. The sloppy man had warned him not to hurt members of the three major families.So he simply persuaded him to surrender, hoping that Zhang Quanneng would admit defeat by himself.

"Mi Shaotong, stop dreaming, use any tricks you have, and I, Zhang Quan, will take them all!" Zhang Quan's sword moves became more fierce.

Although the two were talking, the two flying swords did not stop. The two flying swords clanged in mid-air, and sparks shot out.

Suddenly, Mi Shaotong's flying sword seemed to be out of control, and it flew far away.Zhang Quan seized the fleeting opportunity, controlled the flying sword, and went straight to stab Mi Shaotong himself.

Mi Shaotong frowned, but the corners of his mouth rose slightly, as if mocking Zhang Quan: "Zhang Quan, you are really difficult, but you still underestimated my flying sword!"

Mi Shaotong's flying sword came first, and it came to Zhang Quan in an instant. It was too late when Zhang Quan found out that his flying sword was far away from him, and there was nothing on his body that could resist it. The magic weapon of the fourth-class flying sword.At this time, it was too late for him to admit defeat, so he had to close his eyes and wait for death!

Mi Shaotong deliberately showed his flaws to deceive Zhang Quan, but Zhang Quan did not disappoint him, and he really fell for it. How could he let go of the great opportunity, and controlled the flying sword to slash at Zhang Quan's neck.

Seeing that Zhang Quan was about to be killed by the sword, suddenly the sloppy man sitting on the side took out the finger that was holding the booger, and a piece of black booger with some mucus attached appeared on his left hand. the tip of the index finger.I didn't see how he aimed it, it seemed that he just flicked it casually.The booger disappeared.But it was his random shot that saved Zhang Quan. The flying sword that was supposed to behead Zhang Quan was hit by the booger and deviated from its original track, brushing across Zhang Quan's face.He took away a bloody piece of Zhang Quan's cheek.

"Stop, Zhang Quan, you've lost, speed up the healing process, it won't be good if you don't frighten the children with a half-face." The slovenly man stood up unsteadily and came to the field and said.

At this time, Mi Shaotong's flying sword had already circled in the air and returned to Mi Shaotong's hand.But when he held the flying sword, he felt something was wrong. There was a sticky thing on the hilt of the flying sword.He took it to his eyes and took a closer look, and it turned out that a piece of booger was embedded in the hilt of the sword.

Mi Shaotong frowned, and put away the flying sword calmly, but he didn't take off the piece of booger: "This man is so domineering, he can change the direction of my flying sword with such a thing , Awesome, really amazing!" The more Mi Shaotong thought about it, the more he felt that the sloppy man was powerful, he didn't feel ashamed at all, he was clear about the sloppy man's identity, and he would not feel ashamed no matter how he was bullied by the sloppy man.

Zhang Quan was already in pain, clutching his cheeks and hopping down the stage.

Mi Shaotong glanced at the sloppy man, and the sloppy man gave him a "you know" smile and continued: "The first match ended with Mi Shaotong winning, and the second match between Wei Qi and Hou Si, please two The cultivator is on stage!"

After Mi Shaotong got off the ring, he went straight to the private room of the west stand, but within a few steps, he heard the voice of a sloppy man again: "Keep my booger well! Give it!"

Mi Shaotong almost fell down out of breath, but he still didn't intend to get rid of the booger.Because the sloppy man has guarded the treasure city for too many years, so much that no one knows his current cultivation level, and the booger on his flying sword is only the tip of the iceberg of sloppy man's strength, but it can still be seen in the eyes of caring people. He has learned some tricks, so he is in a hurry to show his father the booger!

Hou Si was very depressed today. He accidentally fell when he went out in the morning, but he did not fall due to his outstanding body skills, but landed safely after a beautiful somersault.Of course, if he didn't step on "luck" under his feet, he would be truly safe.It is estimated that his luck really ran out.Stepping on dog shit when you go out is really not something you can step on if you want to.

After Hou Si got on the ring, he looked around for a long time, but he couldn't see Wei Qi.

"If the referee Wei Qi doesn't come, will I win?" Hou Si seemed to see the dawn of victory again, and he even thought that he would win this competition to recruit relatives, and embrace the beauty back!

"Haha, my luck is back. If Wei Qi doesn't come, I will win again! Hahaha!" Hou Sisi stood on the ring and laughed loudly.

He laughed for a long time and then said to the sloppy man: "Then Wei Qi is definitely afraid and I dare not come, referee, declare me victory!"

The sloppy man ignored him, but looked at him and just pouted, as if he was saying that there was something behind him.

"Why are you pouting, Wei Qi didn't dare to come, but you declared my victory!"

At this time, the entire arena was already laughing, and only Hou Si was kept in the dark.In fact, Wei Qi had already come to the stage. Hou Si couldn't see Wei Qi because Wei Qi was always behind Hou Si. When Hou Si looked in one direction, he would run to another direction.Because Wei Qi moved so fast, Hou Si never noticed Wei Qi.

When Hou Si laughed out loud, Wei Qi made a funny face behind him, making the entire audience laugh.

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"Sister Qing'er, look quickly, Wei Qi is so interesting, then Hou Si is too stupid, I haven't seen Wei Qi until now!" Xiu'er was the happiest, holding Qing'er with one hand, and holding Qing'er with the other. Pointing to Hou Si on the ring, he said.

But Qing'er couldn't laugh at this time, and now she only has worry in her heart.She even thought it would be great if Wei Qi didn't come.

"Hehe, Xiu'er, watch first, I'll go to rest." Qing'er forced a smile, she really wasn't in the mood to watch this fight, especially since Wei Qi had already won.After Qing'er finished speaking, she sat absent-mindedly beside Yu Xiangjin who was eating grapes.

"What's the matter? Are you worried about your little junior brother?" Yu Xiangjin took out a handkerchief and wiped her hands, then looked at Qing'er with a smile and said.

"Don't worry about it!" Qing'er turned her head and gave Yu Xiangjin a big back of the head.

"That's what you said! I wanted to tell you about Xia Weiqi, but since you won't let me care about it, I won't say it!" Yu Xiangjin said and ate grapes again.

She ate one and just wanted to take the second one, Qing'er picked up a bunch of grapes at once, pulled one off and brought it to Yu Xiangjin's mouth.

"Here... I'll eat it for you!" Yu Xiangjin laughed loudly seeing Qing'er's embarrassing expression of wanting to please her.He didn't pick up the grapes with his hands, but bit Qing'er's hand with one bite.Qing'er was so frightened that she instinctively withdrew her hand, but she didn't realize that she squeezed too much force, the grape was crushed by her, and all the juice splashed on the jade-embedded gold face.

The white crystal liquid made jade inlaid gold all over his face.Yu Xiangjin was also not angry, sticking out his tongue and licking around his mouth in circles, licking all the white liquid around his mouth.

"Hmm, it tastes good."

Qing'er hurriedly picked up the handkerchief that Yu Xiangjin had just wiped his hands and helped Yu Xiangjin wipe his face, "I...I didn't mean it." Qing'er said timidly like a child who has done something wrong.

"It's okay, it's just being shot in the face, this thing can beautify the skin, and the skin on the face will get better. I used to do it a lot!" Yu Xiangjin said nonchalantly.

"Then can you tell me about Wei Qi now?"

"Give me another grape to eat, and I'll tell you!" Yu Xiangjin looked at Qing'er and said with a dissatisfied expression.