Entertainment Achiever System
Chapter 1: Adventures in Internet Cafes
Every year in June, some people have to face the first big exam of fate—the college entrance examination.
In other words, although in recent years, national colleges and universities have been expanding their enrollment and expanding their enrollment, giving people a feeling that the university seems to be easy to pass the exam.However, for those who have aspirations, such as some people who want to go to famous schools such as Peking University and Tsinghua University, the expansion of enrollment is actually a pile of poop.If it is really unlucky to go to those crappy schools that expand their enrollment every year, it will definitely be as depressing as stepping on dog shit.And this certain person certainly does not include Tang Xiaosa's children's shoes nicknamed "Brother Xiaosa"!
Name: Tang Xiaosa
Gender: Male (Actually, this is nonsense, except for Brother Zeng and Brother Chun, it seems that there is no female called Brother, although Brother Zeng has not appeared yet)
Date of birth + age: 1988 - 18 years old
Height: 165 (Although he has always insisted that he is a 1.7 meter man, unfortunately he was mercilessly beaten in the physical examination before the college entrance examination)
Little dd: ………
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Brother Xiao Sa is me: "The college entrance examination is a pile of shit, and we and our parents are a large group of blowflies. Otherwise, how can generations of people try their best to get together to smell it and try it? What do you think? "
Mengping: "Your metaphor is really disgusting. Could it be that you failed the exam?"
Brother Xiao Sa is me: "You know too much, beauty!"
Mengping: "Hee hee, have you read at least three books?"
Brother Xiao Sa is me: "I think, maybe I should go to your house and jump off a building, or buy a bottle of pesticide and drink it in one gulp in front of you!"
Mengping asked for a while: "...Do you want to repeat the exam? Maybe you will pass the exam next year?"
Brother Xiaosa is me: "Forget it, I'm going to go to the coast to work, maybe it will be Pengcheng or Ludao!"
after half
Mengping: "Oh, my friend asked me to go dancing, 886, have a good trip!"
"I~ said, why is this person like this?"
Tang Xiaosa slapped the keyboard depressedly, and uttered a swear word with a "bang", causing a tall fat man who was playing games not far away to look at him fiercely: "Boy, if you want to lose your temper, go out, don't lose your temper." Offend Lao Tzu."
"You're playing with yourself, I'm sorry!" Tang Xiaosa saw that the fat man's arm thicker than his thigh was puffing up, and immediately apologized with a spineless smile, and his heart became even more depressed: "I want to be smart for Laozi Mao!" No intelligence, want body but no body? Even a fat pig dares to scare me, damn it!"
It's obviously not interesting to stay in the bar anymore, and he has to go back to his hometown to pack his luggage so that he can go out to work early to make money.So Tang Xiaosa stretched, pushed the keyboard, and was about to take off the headset and get up to leave.
"Do you want to be a successful person? Do you want to be a master? Do you want to hug left and right and have endless money?"
Just when Tang Xiaosa was about to stand up, a bright light flashed on the computer screen that had no windows open, and a page popped up suddenly.At the same time, a bewitching voice sounded from his headset.
"I... say!"
Tang Xiaosa was not prepared at all, so he was so frightened by this weird phenomenon that he almost screamed again, but fortunately he still remembered the warning from the big fat man next to him, so he quickly lowered his volume as soon as the word "I" came out.
However, he was still stared at by the big fat man: "There will be no third time!"
"Okay, okay!" Tang Xiaosa quickly clasped his fists, shook his hands up and down, and smiled obsequiously: "I promise!"
Seeing that "Fat Pig" turned his head to continue playing the game, he wiped his forehead, secretly despising his own soft-hearted character.But there is no way, he is 1.65 meters tall and weighs only about 100 catties, he is as thin as a monkey, and he has never dared to fight since he was a child. How dare you expect him to dare to challenge others at least 1.75 and weighs 0 pounds of macho?
"By the way, just now..." Tang Xiaosa suddenly remembered the "culprit" who made him almost unlucky again, and he quickly turned his gaze to the computer screen.Then, then he almost tapped the keyboard again.
Let's see
"This game is a super realistic development game. The game characters can be set according to the player's own choice. The content is novel and the playability is extremely high. Since its invention, we have been determined to pursue the best game in the universe. Our goal Yes: Even if you are a pile of rubbish, we can still shape you into the best protagonist in your life. Come on, why are you still hesitating? Hurry up and get involved and create your perfect life from now on! If you confirm your participation, please..."
"Fuck you!" Tang Xiaosa cursed before finishing reading. He admitted that this passage was indeed a bit provocative, but he directly raised his middle finger, and then fiercely clicked on the upper right corner of the screen with the mouse...
"I fork, what?"
He moved his face closer to the display screen, and was a little surprised to find that there was no option to close this page.But it doesn't matter, he is at the bottom of the screen...
"Isn't it? Couldn't this page be closed?" Tang Xiaosa really couldn't be more chic this time, because there was no window bar under the screen, but at the same time, he was a little interested.So he clicked on the task manager... No surprises, he still couldn't find the close option.
"Could it be that you were attacked by a hacker?" Tang Xiaosa was stunned for a moment, but instead of being afraid, he was very excited. He sat upright and murmured, "Hacker! I actually met a living one?"
No wonder he was so excited, after all, he had only heard about "hackers" on the Internet and in the news before.
Um, well, actually the most important thing is that he is using a computer, even if it is really infected with a virus or scrapped or something, he doesn't care.What's more, he has spent at least several thousand Ruanmei coins in this bar in the past few years since he was in high school, and he feels very unbalanced! ~So, he looked at the words on the page again, and quickly pressed the "y" key directly according to the above requirements, and then carefully covered his mouth!
"The character is being generated, please fill in the following items carefully as required!"
Unsurprisingly, the voice just now sounded again in the headset: "Solemn warning, this will be related to your most vital interests, please don't write indiscriminately!"
As soon as the voice fell, a form appeared on the screen, just like the form for filling out volunteers for the college entrance examination, with names, ages, and so on.
"Here we go again, keep pretending, keep blowing!"
This time, Tang Xiaosa was already prepared, so Tang Xiaosa was not frightened at all. Instead, he put up his middle finger very "pull", but: "Should I fill in the truth?"
He tilted his head and thought for a while, it seems that he has nothing, right?Fill in, must fill in!
"I'd like to see what you, a hacker, can do to my brother!" Tang Xiaosa quickly made up his mind. Anyway, he has no money or color, so it doesn't matter if it's a scam.So, he wrote down all those simple items in a snap, until...
"Yeah? It seems you didn't ask for my phone number and address?" He wrote several items in a row, feeling a little depressed, because this "hacker" didn't cheat his contact information.He went on and on until...
"Damn, is there still such a problem?" Tang Xiaosa was stunned for a moment while filling it out, and then slowly fell into deep thought...
ps: A new book for newcomers, because I haven’t read any good books that I’m interested in, so I tried to open it, and I will try my best to write it well!Hope to get some support! ;
In other words, although in recent years, national colleges and universities have been expanding their enrollment and expanding their enrollment, giving people a feeling that the university seems to be easy to pass the exam.However, for those who have aspirations, such as some people who want to go to famous schools such as Peking University and Tsinghua University, the expansion of enrollment is actually a pile of poop.If it is really unlucky to go to those crappy schools that expand their enrollment every year, it will definitely be as depressing as stepping on dog shit.And this certain person certainly does not include Tang Xiaosa's children's shoes nicknamed "Brother Xiaosa"!
Name: Tang Xiaosa
Gender: Male (Actually, this is nonsense, except for Brother Zeng and Brother Chun, it seems that there is no female called Brother, although Brother Zeng has not appeared yet)
Date of birth + age: 1988 - 18 years old
Height: 165 (Although he has always insisted that he is a 1.7 meter man, unfortunately he was mercilessly beaten in the physical examination before the college entrance examination)
Little dd: ………
--------
Brother Xiao Sa is me: "The college entrance examination is a pile of shit, and we and our parents are a large group of blowflies. Otherwise, how can generations of people try their best to get together to smell it and try it? What do you think? "
Mengping: "Your metaphor is really disgusting. Could it be that you failed the exam?"
Brother Xiao Sa is me: "You know too much, beauty!"
Mengping: "Hee hee, have you read at least three books?"
Brother Xiao Sa is me: "I think, maybe I should go to your house and jump off a building, or buy a bottle of pesticide and drink it in one gulp in front of you!"
Mengping asked for a while: "...Do you want to repeat the exam? Maybe you will pass the exam next year?"
Brother Xiaosa is me: "Forget it, I'm going to go to the coast to work, maybe it will be Pengcheng or Ludao!"
after half
Mengping: "Oh, my friend asked me to go dancing, 886, have a good trip!"
"I~ said, why is this person like this?"
Tang Xiaosa slapped the keyboard depressedly, and uttered a swear word with a "bang", causing a tall fat man who was playing games not far away to look at him fiercely: "Boy, if you want to lose your temper, go out, don't lose your temper." Offend Lao Tzu."
"You're playing with yourself, I'm sorry!" Tang Xiaosa saw that the fat man's arm thicker than his thigh was puffing up, and immediately apologized with a spineless smile, and his heart became even more depressed: "I want to be smart for Laozi Mao!" No intelligence, want body but no body? Even a fat pig dares to scare me, damn it!"
It's obviously not interesting to stay in the bar anymore, and he has to go back to his hometown to pack his luggage so that he can go out to work early to make money.So Tang Xiaosa stretched, pushed the keyboard, and was about to take off the headset and get up to leave.
"Do you want to be a successful person? Do you want to be a master? Do you want to hug left and right and have endless money?"
Just when Tang Xiaosa was about to stand up, a bright light flashed on the computer screen that had no windows open, and a page popped up suddenly.At the same time, a bewitching voice sounded from his headset.
"I... say!"
Tang Xiaosa was not prepared at all, so he was so frightened by this weird phenomenon that he almost screamed again, but fortunately he still remembered the warning from the big fat man next to him, so he quickly lowered his volume as soon as the word "I" came out.
However, he was still stared at by the big fat man: "There will be no third time!"
"Okay, okay!" Tang Xiaosa quickly clasped his fists, shook his hands up and down, and smiled obsequiously: "I promise!"
Seeing that "Fat Pig" turned his head to continue playing the game, he wiped his forehead, secretly despising his own soft-hearted character.But there is no way, he is 1.65 meters tall and weighs only about 100 catties, he is as thin as a monkey, and he has never dared to fight since he was a child. How dare you expect him to dare to challenge others at least 1.75 and weighs 0 pounds of macho?
"By the way, just now..." Tang Xiaosa suddenly remembered the "culprit" who made him almost unlucky again, and he quickly turned his gaze to the computer screen.Then, then he almost tapped the keyboard again.
Let's see
"This game is a super realistic development game. The game characters can be set according to the player's own choice. The content is novel and the playability is extremely high. Since its invention, we have been determined to pursue the best game in the universe. Our goal Yes: Even if you are a pile of rubbish, we can still shape you into the best protagonist in your life. Come on, why are you still hesitating? Hurry up and get involved and create your perfect life from now on! If you confirm your participation, please..."
"Fuck you!" Tang Xiaosa cursed before finishing reading. He admitted that this passage was indeed a bit provocative, but he directly raised his middle finger, and then fiercely clicked on the upper right corner of the screen with the mouse...
"I fork, what?"
He moved his face closer to the display screen, and was a little surprised to find that there was no option to close this page.But it doesn't matter, he is at the bottom of the screen...
"Isn't it? Couldn't this page be closed?" Tang Xiaosa really couldn't be more chic this time, because there was no window bar under the screen, but at the same time, he was a little interested.So he clicked on the task manager... No surprises, he still couldn't find the close option.
"Could it be that you were attacked by a hacker?" Tang Xiaosa was stunned for a moment, but instead of being afraid, he was very excited. He sat upright and murmured, "Hacker! I actually met a living one?"
No wonder he was so excited, after all, he had only heard about "hackers" on the Internet and in the news before.
Um, well, actually the most important thing is that he is using a computer, even if it is really infected with a virus or scrapped or something, he doesn't care.What's more, he has spent at least several thousand Ruanmei coins in this bar in the past few years since he was in high school, and he feels very unbalanced! ~So, he looked at the words on the page again, and quickly pressed the "y" key directly according to the above requirements, and then carefully covered his mouth!
"The character is being generated, please fill in the following items carefully as required!"
Unsurprisingly, the voice just now sounded again in the headset: "Solemn warning, this will be related to your most vital interests, please don't write indiscriminately!"
As soon as the voice fell, a form appeared on the screen, just like the form for filling out volunteers for the college entrance examination, with names, ages, and so on.
"Here we go again, keep pretending, keep blowing!"
This time, Tang Xiaosa was already prepared, so Tang Xiaosa was not frightened at all. Instead, he put up his middle finger very "pull", but: "Should I fill in the truth?"
He tilted his head and thought for a while, it seems that he has nothing, right?Fill in, must fill in!
"I'd like to see what you, a hacker, can do to my brother!" Tang Xiaosa quickly made up his mind. Anyway, he has no money or color, so it doesn't matter if it's a scam.So, he wrote down all those simple items in a snap, until...
"Yeah? It seems you didn't ask for my phone number and address?" He wrote several items in a row, feeling a little depressed, because this "hacker" didn't cheat his contact information.He went on and on until...
"Damn, is there still such a problem?" Tang Xiaosa was stunned for a moment while filling it out, and then slowly fell into deep thought...
ps: A new book for newcomers, because I haven’t read any good books that I’m interested in, so I tried to open it, and I will try my best to write it well!Hope to get some support! ;
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