Entertainment Achiever System

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Sailing against the current is difficult and dangerous, but sailing along the current is easy and simple.

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Amidst the excited cheers of the audience, He Jiong shouted: "Let us welcome Tang-Xiao-Sa!"

Amidst the intense music of "Bang bang...", a tall figure with a baseball cap on his head and big sunglasses on his face appeared on the stage quickly, and then he made a few moves, and the audience suddenly A strong cry erupted: "Brother Xiaosa, Brother Xiaosa, Brother Xiaosa..."

The narration sounded: "What did Tang Xiaosa perform? It caused such a strong reaction from everyone?"

When the screen changed, He Jiong, Xie Yu, Li Weijia, Du Haitao, and Wu Xin, a group of five, appeared beside Tang Xiaosa without makeup, and then saw Xie Yu hugging Tang Xiaosa excitedly, shouting: "Idol, I finally holding you!"

Her move caused chaos at the scene, with many fans screaming and booing.

He Jiong booed, "Nana, can you be a little more prudent, and don't scare our classmate Tang Xiaosa!"

While everyone was laughing, the screen changed again, and then He Jiong covered his mouth in surprise, looking at Tang Xiaosa who was holding a microphone on the stage and singing loudly with a smile in disbelief.

The narration appeared again: "What happened to Teacher He? Why did he act so surprised?"

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Wu Xin said arrogantly: "All the magic tricks are fake, I don't watch them at all! I don't think they are magical."

Afterwards, Wu Xin covered her lips, widened her eyes, and looked at Tang Xiaosa who was doing movements on the stage in disbelief.

Narrator: "What's wrong with Wu Xin? Her eyeballs are about to fall off. What is it that surprised her so much?"

Du Haitao squinted his eyes and said: "There are only three kinds of people in this world that I hate. One is people who are thinner than me, the other is people who are as fat as me, and the last one is people who are fatter than me. But today There will be another person added, and that person is him..."

I saw Tang Xiaosa was the only one left on the stage again, and when everyone was making moves, the camera suddenly zoomed out, only the screams and uncontrollable shouts of the audience could be heard .

Narrator: "Who is the fourth type of person that Du Haitao hates? Why did the audience become so excited?"

Li Weijia asked: "Have you encountered any embarrassing things after walking on the road for so long?"

"Yes, for example, I was in a Miao village in western Hunan a week ago." Tang Xiaosa said with a smile, "At that time I was..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Narrator: "Brother Xiaosa, what happened to Tang Xiaosa that made him feel very embarrassed, but made the audience overjoyed?"

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"Snapped"

Brother Xiao Sa reached out and pressed the remote control of the TV, and the room that seemed a little noisy just now became quiet all of a sudden.

"Mango Channel's advertising promotion is really good and hard work. Now it seems that many people know that my first variety show is about to be aired!"

He rested his head on his hands, looked up at the white ceiling, and said softly: "I don't know if tomorrow night's ratings will achieve the expected results? Brother has already pulled out the bottom of the box to cooperate! "

In 06, there were really not many variety shows in China, or in other words, there was no show that could challenge Mango TV's "Quick Book" as the trump card, so every episode of the show, Kuaiben basically had the No. 1.

This is not only a great honor to be proud of, but also a spur and pressure on the program team and participating guests.

It's very simple. They used to be No. 1 in ratings, but your ratings dropped sharply in this episode. So, what's the reason?If the host has not been changed, then it may only be the problem of the guests.

Dude sure won't decline to this extent, right?Among other things, the millions of post bar members are at least millions of households!

Thinking of this question, he couldn't help calling the system: "Can you count for me how many messages are currently on the Internet about this issue of the quick book, especially about me?"

"When it comes to your news, at present, only your post bar and your default official website are the most important."

The system quickly replied: "In addition, Mango TV's post bar, Kuaiben's post bar, He Jiong's post bar and several hosts' post bars have such messages circulating. strip!"

"Just over 300 million? Doesn't seem like much?"

A certain person sat up from the bed all of a sudden, then scratched the hair that had grown enough to make a parted head, and said with a slightly unsightly expression: "It's such a strong advertising campaign, and it's going to be tomorrow! It’s on the air, why are there so many people paying attention?”

That's right, according to his vision, there must be at least tens of millions of people on the Internet to be worthy of his current fiery popularity!How do you get it to be just over 300 million now?

Could it be that brother's current popularity is all fake?Like a soap bubble, it is ruthlessly burst when something happens?

"You're too impatient and too smug!"

Just when someone was slowly feeling frustrated, the system said lightly: "The thing you said may become a reality in three to five years, because by then everyone will have a mobile phone and a small computer that can be connected. Users who frequently use the Internet will surpass users who watch TV every day, and then, maybe an ordinary person may receive hundreds or even thousands of replies to a random post. But it is impossible now!"

"Then what do you mean by that?"

Someone said suspiciously: "Anyway, it seems that there are not many fans who really pay attention to my first participation in Kuaiben?"

"Your IQ still has flaws, and it urgently needs to be improved!"

The system commented unceremoniously, and then when someone looked ugly and wanted to curse, it continued: "Not every loyal viewer of this show is a friend, and not every fan who likes you Everyone has to speak on the Internet to be considered as supporting you!"

When the system said this, someone immediately realized "Oh", and his face turned rosy in an instant, and then the system said: "On the contrary, the TV viewers who have already heard the news and decided to watch the program on time, they I won’t log in and I won’t leave a message.”

The system finally came to a conclusion: "So, the more than 300 million messages you see are actually only a very small part of the audience. People must establish strong self-confidence, and they must not start to doubt themselves when encountering a little setback. It’s not that easy to do.”

"Come on, brother, didn't you think of it for a while?"

A certain person has been trained to be a bit aggrieved and useless, but who told him to always pay attention to his own post, and then develop the habit of relying on the above news?

The system didn't even bother to talk to him about this, and said directly: "As of now, your second main task "Walk (Ride) to the Magic City", the completion progress is about 15, and there are Wuhan, Nanchang, Hefei, Nanjing, Hangzhou and other large cities need to be reached, and the current evaluation is perfect. The progress of the first super mission "Three Original Super Golden Songs in Half a Year" is 13, and the evaluation is excellent. Please continue to work hard and complete the mission as soon as possible to get rich rewards!"

Here we go again, can you stop repeating this sentence to me?

Someone shook his head with a headache. Since he arrived in Changsha the day before yesterday and finished recording the quick script, in the past two days, the system seemed to have gone crazy, and kept repeating this reminder in his ears , It is nothing more than asking him to set off quickly, and then try to reach the destination of the magic city as soon as possible.

But you fucking figure it out!Are you playing these two days?Brother is simply turned into a J~Shang, and those real J~Shangs are talking nonsense with each other!The reason is just to get a little more endorsement fee, is there something wrong?

A certain person was very upset, so he said in a muffled voice, "Don't worry, I will leave on time tomorrow afternoon, but your broken mission hurts my brother a lot! I have to reject Nike's olive branch and 50 dollars, I can't even think about it." Feel bad."

Why would you reject Nike?Is the asking price low?

It's very simple. It's not that the price is low, but because the other party asked Brother Xiaosha to join this year's Nike "Firepower Factory" tour, and follow this tour to perform explosive dunks, sing, and perform magic tricks.

So, even though Nike offered a "sky-high" contract of $50, someone still refused without hesitation.

The system will never admit that it was caused by it, and retorted lightly: "Everything is caused by yourself, why did you choose actors and singers instead of basketball players under the athlete branch? Otherwise, you Now they may have already joined the youth training camp of a certain CBA team."

Then, it said again: "Isn't there another sports equipment company that wants to negotiate with you tomorrow? If you lose the east corner and harvest the mulberry tree, maybe it will give you an unexpected surprise instead?"

"Whether it's a surprise or not will only be known when the time comes. The key is, please don't rush me. I promise to continue on the road tomorrow afternoon, okay?"

Brother Xiaosa curled his lips noncommittally, then picked up his phone to check the time, and found that it was close to 23 o'clock, so he yawned and said, "Okay, brother is going to rest..."

"Even if the system doesn't urge you, can you sleep if you sign two endorsement contracts worth nearly 800 million in the past two days?" the system said "unyieldingly".

"Nonsense, I didn't use the money for the first year. Why are you excited?" Someone shook his fist fiercely, wanting to pull out the broken system and beat him up. Not only did my brother owe two TV commercials that were not filmed , and the key is that more than 300 million yuan can't be used for a penny. How cruel is this?

The system seemed to know that it was ashamed, so it became quiet all of a sudden, and someone got angry and sulked, and finally fell asleep.

"In a few years, you will know how useful the money donated will be in the future!"

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