Entertainment Achiever System

Everyone has experienced embarrassing things, and brother Xiaosha has too, but for him, what is happening now is undoubtedly the most embarrassing thing so far.

If the words he boasted about were not heard in person by the person concerned, then he must have expired and would not 'admit', because he was just joking.

However, when the one in his mouth, Guo Biting, who was fascinated by his wind, stood in front of him with a pleasant fragrance, and stared at him with beautiful eyes, Brother Xiao Sa was dumbfounded.

"What did you say? Can you say it again?"

Miss Guo blinked her big eyes, and repeated the question just now with a somewhat unclear tone.

"goo"

Faced with the aggression of the beautiful woman Guo, someone who was a little silly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the sweat on his forehead fell directly on the hot ground.

"This...just kidding...hehe...it's really a joke..."

It was still windy just now~ the scratching person explained with a forced smile, stammering.

In fact, at this time, he had already scolded himself to death in his heart, damn it, it's all due to bad mouth!Brother, this is full!Why do you want to talk so much about Guo Biting, who looks gentle and beautiful, but actually has a little tolerance for sand?

Well, even if you make fun of her, you should pay attention to whether the person involved can hear her!

It's all right now, won't you make a fuss?

Brother Xiaosa was worried, but he saw Guo Biting wrinkled his nose, snorted softly, turned around and walked into the convenience store.

What does it mean?Really angry?

Brother Xiaosa was surprised to see her disappear behind the yellow plastic hanging curtain, blinked and couldn't help looking at the fat director.

Just at this glance, he immediately became angry, because Director Li, the 'culprit', was actually covering his mouth and snickering?

Nima, I have been regarded as a narcissist, but you can still laugh?

So Brother Xiao Sa scolded in a low voice furiously: "Damn it, you still have the nerve to laugh? It's all your fault!"

He walked over and glared angrily at Director Li who spread his hands and said "I'm sorry", "Don't say sorry to me, just now you clearly saw her come out, but you still came to dig a hole for me to jump in, damn it, do you still have any conscience?" ah?"

The most hateful thing is this, you have clearly seen the "participant" come out, and you are paying attention here, but you still come to seduce~Brother Yin with words, this is Chi Guoguo's deliberate joke!

"Hahaha……"

Brother Xiao Sa didn't say anything, but the more he talked, the more the fat director found it funny. Even if someone's veins were showing and his fists were watering, he still couldn't help the urge to laugh out loud.

Brother Xiaosa: "..."

Well, knowing that I don't know how to hit people with my hands, just smile hard!It's best to laugh out loud and it's my brother's turn to laugh.

It's a pity that someone's curse didn't take effect. The fat director didn't get angry, nor did he shed tears from laughter, but after about half a minute, he managed to hold back his smile, and patted his face with his big belly It's all on the helpless Brother Xiaosha's shoulders: "Hehe, relax, it's okay, what's the point of joking among young people? Haha, just relax."

"It's okay? Huh, what you said is very simple!" Brother Xiaosa snorted, and sneered in a very depressed way: "The key is that what was destroyed just now is my image! It's not yours. Believe it or not, now In her heart, I must have the impression that brother is a super narcissist, how wronged am I?"

"Aren't you?" The fat director said with a "shocked" look: "You said it yourself. You can't help but be so tall, and all the big beauties are attracted by your wind~scratch!"

Fuck, is this the rhythm that needs beating?This is a slap in the face! This is it!

Brother Xiao Sa gritted his teeth and said: "...Do you know that I really want to punch you right now, so that you will be full of love."

"Forget it, I won't joke with you!"

Probably because he felt that the play was almost done, and the fat director didn't want to be beaten anymore, he glanced at the staff who were laying the camera position, adjusting the lighting, and helping Guo Biting put on makeup, nodded and said: "Okay, this is the end of the joke, you should also get ready, have you memorized the lines?"

Nima, you've said all the good and bad things, and now you think about starting work?

"Tch, does it take time to memorize such a simple conversation?" Someone raised his head in disdain.

Here, here again!

Director Li shouted in his heart, but he showed a very indifferent look on his face and said: "Hey, my design is simple, then you can give me a wonderful design!"

Is Brother Dang a fool or a genius?There is no design fee, so why should I be your free designer?

Besides, is good advertising design so easy to come up with?Do you really think everyone has great ideas?

So, Xiao Sa rolled his eyes directly, and said flatly: "I'm not your full-time creative designer, and I don't earn a dime, two words, no!"

Hey, young people are progressing so fast, they actually understand the truth that hard work must be rewarded?

Director Li looked at Brother Xiaosa who was looking up at him with his nostrils up in surprise, and then sighed with his chin clenched: "You know, I told Ms. Guo in the car just now that the one we cooperated with last time was quite successful." In fact, you provided the idea for the ad, but she doesn't believe it, because in her opinion, the ad designers are usually made by talented students,..."

Speaking of this, his eyes quickly glanced at someone's face, and when he saw Brother Xiaosha's eyes trembling slightly, he laughed in his heart, and immediately said: "So I made a bet with her: Don’t believe me, Chisa is a real genius, the kind of incomparable almighty. If you don’t believe me, you can watch it when you shoot, he will definitely ask me to modify the script, and the more I change it, the better it will be. The effect is absolutely superb. Surprise you."

Hehe, fan~soul soup is served?

"Finish?" Brother Xiaosa asked calmly, "Would you like to add something?"

No, why didn't he jump out and yell "Of course I can handle it"?

Director Li blinked his eyes, looked blankly at someone who was curling his lips, and suddenly asked: "Do you not believe it, or do you think it doesn't matter?"

Nonsense, who is more stupid in this era?Do you think you can arouse brother's fighting spirit just by relying on beauty tricks and aggressive generals?Can it make me as excited as if I had been beaten with chicken blood?

Thinking of this in his heart, Brother Xiaosa said disdainfully: "Although every man can't tolerate the suspicion and contempt of a stunning beauty, it's a pity that the method and time of proof can be chosen."

The implication is simple: Brother has already seen through, but he won't be fooled by you.

The young people of today are really amazing!The aggressive method has actually failed?

Director Li was completely dumbfounded, and after a long pause, he spread his hands and said, "Okay, I admit defeat! Then shoot according to the script!"

After speaking, he shook his head and turned around to go into the store, but a hand fell on his shoulder, "If you give me some favors, I can consider giving you some better suggestions .”

"cut!"

The fat director smiled disdainfully, stretched out his hand to pat someone's big hand away, and turned around and said, "I only paid 10 yuan in labor fees for this commercial, and there was no tax deducted. You are a rich man worth nearly ten million, You still have the nerve to seek benefits from me?"

Ten million hairs, ten thousand?Not to mention that it has not yet reached the tens of millions level, even if there is, it must be donated!What about the rich man, the money that brother can use is always only one hundred yuan a day, what a rich man!

Brother Xiao Sa rolled his eyes, unable to explain the causal relationship, he could only say expressionlessly: "Just one word, who would do something that is not beneficial? Anyway, I don't want to."

"Then what do you want? Let me tell you first, money is impossible, and I have to support my family. It is absolutely impossible to give you this 'money king'! Not even a penny." Director Li was helpless but determined clutching his trouser pocket and said.

Look at your small appearance, brother, who is worth millions, will you be greedy for your little money?

"Hey, besides money, what do you think can move a man's heart the most?" Brother Xiao Sa said with a 'cheap' smile, and winked at the suspicious fat director. blinked.

"That must be 'sex'... Fuck, don't you just like my fat body? That's not okay! I definitely don't want to be gay!"

"Your sister...vomit..."

The fat director first gave a tentative answer, and Xiao Sa nodded happily, thinking that he was very eye-catching, as expected of someone who has been here!

However, the words behind him made someone's smile freeze for an instant, and then he couldn't help but glance at his fat round face, round belly, and two big, black spots under the white short-sleeved shirt. Milk~Head, you tm let me die!

Seeing Brother Xiaosa who was feeling sick but still not forgetting to point out the middle finger to him, Director Li laughed out loud, seeing how disgusting you are, how dare you seek benefits from him!

For this fat director who is shameless and humorous, Xiao Sa really has nothing to say, he shook his head and said: "If I am really homosexual, I will definitely blow your ass off [-] times, and then directly from the upstairs Jump down!"

After laughing, another 2 minutes passed, Fatty Li didn't dare to waste any more time, and finally said formally: "Chisa, in fact, we really want to make this commercial a classic, so don't pretend to deny it. I know that you are very ambitious, and I am also the same person. Although we are indeed not comparable in popularity, but in terms of status in the circle, the difference between us is not that big. You are a newcomer, and I am also equivalent. Newcomer."

Director Li was a little bit heartbroken, and he spoke quite seriously, and even waved his hand to interrupt Brother Xiaosa's false shaking of his head in denial.

"In terms of singing, you still have an original online song to support your facade, but in terms of film and television, you don't have experience in a TV series or movie, and I only have experience in shooting commercials. Everyone is relatively a rookie. Don't say Lie, my dream is to enter the TV series and the big screen, and you can't just want to be a singer, right? So, I think we should seize every opportunity to direct and perform, and I will use commercial achievements as a stepping stone so that Join a large film and television organization, and you can also use the performance level in the advertisement to impress some film directors, maybe someone will ask you for an audition in a few days?"

Well, I have to say that this increasingly wretched fat director is really eloquent and sincere.

After listening to his big talk, Brother Xiao Sa, who originally planned to revise the script to make it more exquisite, finally nodded and said: "For the sake of being so pitiful, I'll give it a try!" ( To be continued.)