Entertainment Achiever System

It's not easy to do anything in this society now, let's set up a small stall, you must be careful of being chased by the city management, and do some legitimate business, you are not short of money, you don't have a conscience, you can't play with those black-hearted businessmen.

Even if you hold a party, if you don't invite a few famous stars, you will definitely let everyone down, thinking that you are doing things perfunctorily.

Because the audience doesn't care how much money you have available, and they don't care whether the inviter and the co-organizer are stingy or not. Anyway, everyone only knows that if you don't see a star worth looking forward to, then everyone will If you are disappointed, you will curse the organizer.

To be honest, "The Same Song" is really hard to do, not to mention the stage of the performance, and they have to be busy coordinating the schedule and appearance fees of the stars who agreed to participate in the performance. At the same time, they also have to create gimmicks so that Attract more spectators to buy tickets to enter the venue.

Anyway, in a word, don't watch this show as awesome, but in fact, I often ask my grandpa to tell me to lower my profile and ask for help.

Because those who are willing to come are old faces or those who have no sense of surprise, but those who are not willing to come are what most fans and audiences want to see most.

In the absence of so much money to invite artists of the heavenly king and queen level, they can only choose those with high cost performance. Therefore, they have already invited Zhang Baizhi, Liming, Tan Yonglin, Sun Yue, Tian Zhen, etc., but this It's not enough, because at present, is there anyone else with a surname that is more expensive than the famous handsome brother who has moved the whole country?

What's more, he was specially named by the inviting party, and he is also the most anticipated top three celebrities jointly selected by more than 2 employees of Sunshine Group and the citizens of Jiangyin?

"Mr. Tang, you are one of the stars strongly invited by Jiangyin City and the Sunshine Group this time. Many citizens want to see your performance with their own eyes, and the Sunshine Group is willing to pay you 50 yuan for three programs Please consider our invitation!"

Generous enough!Just performing three shows is an income of 50?Even if it is not bad before tax, there are still about 35 after tax deduction!

Brother Xiaosa is lying when he says he is not tempted, he can easily "take" a mid-range car for nothing, this kind of thing is even easier than taking pictures of Yida's commercials!

How long is a show?The big deal for the three programs is 12 minutes, which is about 1 yuan per minute!Isn't this Nima exactly the rhythm of picking up money that many people dream of?

Resisting the "no problem" that almost blurted out, he thought about it carefully.

If you go to Jiangyin, it's not a problem to detour, it's just a few hundred kilometers more, but the key is, what should he perform on that occasion?

magic?It's a pity that his magic tricks are all close-range magic tricks, which are not suitable for large-scale stage performances, and he can't think of a way to delay it for a few minutes.

Sing?He only has one song "Happy Bachelor" which is his own copyright, and the rest are covers of other people's works, I'm afraid it's not good for paid performances!Maybe it will cause a whole bunch of legal problems and accusations!

dance?Do not say worth mentioning!

Kung fu and musical instruments?It's so monotonous!

After thinking for about three seconds, he smiled wryly, "I'm sorry sir, I can't go because my itinerary has been announced,..."

"Mr. Tang, you can change the itinerary a little bit!" The man on the other end of the phone said hastily: "Jiangyin is not far from Hangzhou! It will take you two days to arrive at most, please think about it!"

Nima, do I want to tell you clearly that there are too few programs that I can show right now?So I have to watch the red bills fly by in front of my eyes, but I can only watch helplessly instead of daring to reach out and grab them and put them in my pocket?

Brother Xiaosa was so upset, he said directly and resolutely: "I'm sorry, I really can't promise you, if there is a suitable opportunity next year, I will definitely be happy to participate once, sorry, goodbye~!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't care how the man over there yelled "Hello", he quickly hung up the phone, and then patted the handle of the bicycle a little annoyed.

"Fortunately, I'm versatile. It's time to make money, but I can't produce a few shows at all. Damn, everything has to wait until the new album is released, so I can go around to make money!"

A certain person has truly recognized the reality now, and because of the lack of works that can stand alone, he has no choice but to push back the invitation to donate money, so the key lies in the works!

With this in mind, he once again had the idea of ​​having to be original, because only when he had more good works and had a choice, could he avoid becoming a "song singer".

Just like several veteran stars who often appear on "The Same Song", don't look at one of them appearing in every issue, but how many people really like it?It's basically just to make soy sauce, it's purely to make up the time and schedule of this show, it doesn't matter if they are in the lineup or not.

Because there are one or two songs that are too old to be repeated over and over again. Every time I see them appear on stage, I don’t know what others do, but Brother Xiaosa used to watch TV, he would just change the channel, anyway, he’s tired of listening to it.

As for himself and others, if he doesn't want to become tired of being watched by everyone and force the audience to switch channels, then he can only come up with more and better works as soon as possible, otherwise, the current high popularity and attention will eventually be lost. Dispersed by countless latecomers.

On the road, Brother Xiaosa rode very fast. Overall, he was very satisfied with this trip to Hefei, because the fans here were not as crazy and crowded as in Wuhan. Everyone just surrounded him quietly and watched his The performance left in an orderly manner, only the management of the "Shaosa Gang" stayed and reported to him, the "leader", about the fan group in Huangshan Province.

As mentioned earlier, his current fame is mainly reflected in the southern region. Although he also has many fans in Huangshan Province, the number of fans is still not as good as that in southern regions such as Sichuan, Chongqing, Hunan, Hubei, Jiangsu and Zhejiang. There are only more than 3 members in each penguin group, and even including those idle members who have not been added, it is only 4 at most.

This figure is far lower than the 22 in Yuzhou, the 24 in southern Hunan, and the 35 in Bashu.

Regarding this situation, the hall masters and rudder masters in Huangshan Province also feel very embarrassed, and some don't understand why the gang master can have so many members and fans in the south, but it is extremely shrinking in the north?Is it because everyone did not manage and publicize it carefully, or did the news media not report it in place?

You know, Huangshan Province is also a province with a large population. This year's total population is more than that of Shonan Province, with more than 6.

Regarding this question, Brother Xiaosa actually has a vague answer. Bashu is his hometown, so it is normal for fellow villagers to tie him up.

And Yuzhou is the place where he became famous, and that Shapingba performance with 4 people added more legend and attractiveness to him. Of course, it is normal for him to gradually have more and more fans.

What about Shonan Province?His popularity exploded in Shonan Province, and everyone felt very fresh at that time, so the rapid increase in popularity is justified.

Then, when he passed through Hubei Province and arrived in Jiangxi Province, his legendary surname has actually weakened greatly, and his performance has become a routine. Many people feel that it is normal and no longer enthusiastic. Therefore, the new local fans Naturally, the growth will not be fast.

So he consoled the somewhat frustrated cadres of the fan base and thanked them all for their unpaid contributions.

Of course, before leaving, he also promised: "No matter how many members and fans there are in the entire Huangshan Province, when my new album is released, I will definitely come to Hefei again. At that time, whether it is for autographs or group photos, as long as time Allowed, I will never refuse, even if I can only go to one city a day, I will stick to it.”

Undoubtedly, his promise immediately got everyone's cheers, because promoting a new album is a time-consuming task. Generally, singers always go to a place in the morning, stay for at most two hours, and then immediately fly to the next place. place, and then another two hours of signings.

Basically, the singers who promote their albums will travel all over the country for half a month at most, and they will also be guests on radio stations and TV stations to record programs. The time is so tight that it is impossible to stay in a certain city for too long.

Now that we talked about the album, of course Brother Xiaosa will not forget to advertise. At that time, he smiled at everyone and said: "I hope that when the time comes, everyone will actively participate in the pre-sale of my album, and if there is anything to do. Go to the major genuine record stores and ask around. Only when everyone shows that they want to buy, those record stores will purchase and promote in large quantities. Otherwise, our entire Huangshan Province will only sell more than 1 records. I am so depressed that I vomit blood!"

Those who are left behind are his die-hard fans. Naturally, everyone hopes that the idol's record performance can kick Jay Chou and punch Lin Junjie, wishing to blow up all the stars. In that case, they will be honored to say it. .

Therefore, nearly No. 30 die-hard fans here all shouted "Okay" in unison, and all of them are gearing up to say that they must often send people to "harass" those record stores, and they must be like "brain gold" Like the bombardment of advertisements, the managers and bosses of those record stores were alarmed, and they were irritated.

Of course, these words are just joking. The only thing that can really increase sales is the quality of the songs. If it can't resonate, there will always be a day when it will show its original shape.

No matter what, the diehards present have expressed their views. They will organize everyone to wait for Brother Xiaosa’s album to be released, and then directly place the first wave of orders. People read the joke and go.

As for Brother Xiaosa, from now on, he has also decided to add another job, that is, to contact the local fan club manager wherever he goes, which not only communicates everyone's feelings, but also prepares for the release of the album in the near future. a general arrangement.

No matter how much the final sales volume is, at least, he must have a luxurious pre-sale volume, the kind that shocks everyone's attention. (To be continued.)