Entertainment Achiever System

Some things, as long as you experience it once, it will be enough to comfort you for a lifetime.

"Oh, it's almost 6:[-], why hasn't this Tang Xiaosa come yet? There won't be any accidents, right?"

On the provincial road from Shanghai to Hangzhou, a group of people were sitting in a few cars parked on the side of the road, and they were all looking in the direction of Hangzhou from time to time.

Ai Shu~ji of the town committee and mayor Chen are also guarding here, because other things have been settled now, and there are other party committee members taking care of them separately, so the two "bosses" of them naturally have to focus on on more important matters.

But now, when the performance environment is done well, it is equivalent to planting a sycamore tree, and the only thing left is the golden phoenix of the performer. The young man pulled up to the stage.

"What's the hurry? He's a big star, or he's riding a bicycle. I don't know how many people will be surrounded along the way!"

The bald and pot-bellied Ai Shu~ji glanced majestically at one of the complaining subordinates, then lit a cigarette and took a puff and said, "Today's incident is a bit big, just now the district committee secretary Li Shu~ji still has propaganda Minister Peng called me and warned me that the municipal party committee and municipal government are all paying attention to this matter, and they even gave us a death order. It must be a complete success. I'm stuck!"

Although he spoke in a dejected manner, there was a smile on his face, and he wasn't worried at all.

"Then what should we do? Ai Shu~Ji, do you think our plan this time can achieve miraculous results?"

Mayor Chen was a little scared when he heard that, even the giants of the municipal party committee and municipal government knew about it?So he hesitated and said: "Even if the event is a complete success, I'm afraid those reporters will spend their pen and ink on that Tang Xiaosa, and they won't waste pen and ink on introducing how much work our town party committee has done and how much sweat they have put in!"

Some things are not for the whole country to see, nor do reporters need to point them out.

Secretary Ai cast a disdainful glance at Mayor Chen, who seemed restless, and said with a smile: "Haha, as long as we don't make mistakes, this shows the combat effectiveness of our team, and there will be gains!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw one of the members of the town party committee, his staunch supporter, Committee Member Liu, who is now the organizing committee member, rushing over.

"Ai Shu~ji, Ai Shu~ji, this is terrible, it's really terrible, there are too many people here, my God, what should I do?"

"Xiao Liu, don't worry, speak slowly!"

Ai Shu~ji opened the car door and walked down, a gust of hot wind made him frown, but now is obviously not the time to pursue comfort, he slammed the car door and said as he walked, "What did you just say? There are too many people coming Is it? Didn’t not many people come an hour ago?”

You know, the reason why he can wait here with peace of mind is because the number of people present is not beyond his expectation, there are only tens of thousands of people, and basically there were only a few or a dozen people an hour ago. increased, so he was relieved.

As a result, now, Xiao Liu actually rushed to tell himself that there are too many people here?This matter must be clarified!

After taking a breath, Commissioner Liu, who was relieved, hurriedly said: "Originally, within half an hour of your departure, at most, the increase was less than 1 people, and our space is completely enough, but, but..."

"Ai Shu ~ Ji, Ai Shu ~ Ji, my God, the car can't find a place to park!"

Before Commissioner Liu could say anything about the problem, another member of the party committee ran over yelling, and without waiting for Ai Shu~ji to get angry, he hurriedly said: "This time at least hundreds of buses came all at once! ***It’s all long-distance buses, there are Shandong, Henan, and Jiangsu, and they drove over in a long line, as if they had made an appointment, that’s spectacular!”

"Fuck!"

The dumbfounded Ai Shu~ji swears directly, and was about to open his mouth to make arrangements as soon as he turned his eyes, but Committee Member Liu said: "Ai Shu~ji, take a look, isn't that biker Tang Xiaosa? Hey, how could he not?" Did you bring a bunch of buses?"

"what?"

Ai Shu ~ Ji hurriedly turned around to look, but saw a man on a bicycle pedaling fast, and behind him was really an endless string of colorful buses, which was so conspicuous under the setting sun.

"Fuck!"

Ai Shu~ji swears again, and then hurriedly said: "Tell them to drive the car to the dam of our town government~fu, and if they really can't stop, let me drive the car to the middle school and elementary school." When you go to the field, be sure not to block the evacuation route, there are hundreds of thousands of people gathered!"

"Yes, I'll go right away!" The two party committee members took the order and left immediately. Mayor Chen, who was sitting in the car and didn't get out of the car, also opened the door and got out. He nodded to Ai Shu~ji and said, " Shu~ji, then let's meet Tang Xiaosa!"

"Of course!" Ai Shu~ji nodded, beckoning to the people on the left and right who got out of the car earlier: "You guys take care of Mr. Tang's bicycle later, he will take our car and go straight Went to the show."

"May I ask who is Secretary Ai and Mayor Chen?"

As soon as he finished his arrangement, a variable-speed bicycle stopped next to him with a "stab", and then a man's voice with very standard Mandarin sounded.

"Hello, Mr. Tang, I am the secretary of the town committee of this town, Secretary Ai Jingguo. I am so glad to meet you!"

Secretary Ai walked up quickly with a smile, and stretched out his hands to shake the man's right hand vigorously.

His enthusiasm and happiness are beyond words. This should be very good when we meet for the first time. After all, true enthusiasm can really move people!

but--

Your sister, your stomach is too big, right?It's almost six months pregnant.

And your baldness, don't look at how many hairs are still hidden now.But within two or three years at most, your hair will definitely fall out.

Oh, and bad breath, the smell of cigarettes in my mouth, I almost choked my brother when I spoke.

Brother Xiaosa, who encountered something on the road, obviously couldn't bear the enthusiasm of Ai Shu~ji, and quickly leaned back a little, grinning and forced to say, "Hello, Secretary Ai." , I am also very honored to be able to perform a grand performance on this treasure land, and at the same time, I am deeply grateful to you and all the staff in this town for their hard work, thank you very much!"

"Hi Mr. Tang, I am Chen Shiju, the mayor of this town, nice to meet you!"

"Hi Mayor Chen, I'm glad to meet you too!"

The two shook hands as usual, said a few polite words, and then Ai Shu~Ji couldn't help but said: "Mr. Tang, are you delayed on the way? You seem to be a little late?"

What do you mean a little late?Brother was almost late, okay?

Brother Xiaosa nodded with lingering fear, and said with some embarrassment: "That's right, I arrived at a village in front of me at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, because my whole body was covered with sweat, and then I took a bath in a pond there. Didn't sleep well last night, and fell asleep lying under the shade of a tree, or my manager called to wake me up!"

Ai Jingguo and Chen Shiju were both dumbfounded, they shuddered at the same time, and suddenly became a little scared.

Your sister, is this really a reliable person?Actually fell asleep after taking a bath in the pond?In case you catch a cold, how will you perform?If the performance is not good, how will it end then?

They were so angry that they almost cursed, and brother Xiaosha also wanted to curse!

Nima's broken system, it's you who make me make a fool of myself every time. If you didn't insist on letting me perform like that, how could my brother waste so much time?

Well, it’s okay to perform like that, but you shouldn’t, you shouldn’t have given me a song like this to perform like that!It took three hours just to practice proficiency.

As a result, now, brother was forced to lie, and even found a barely suitable reason to muddle through to smear himself.

"Then they are..."

The mayor, Chen Shiju, was still immersed in all kinds of pessimism and fear, but Ai Jingguo, the secretary of the town committee, put aside his worries strangely, as if he didn't care at all.Instead, he cared about those buses.

"Them? Hehe, they are all friends from Zhejiang, Anhui and a small amount of Hubei!"

Brother Xiao Sa looked back, and immediately laughed, "I just happened to bump into them, and then everyone insisted on following me."

"Oh, everyone has worked hard!" Ai Jingguo sighed, glanced at his watch and said: "Mr. Tang, it's time to arrive in 10 minutes, so let's go to the scene now! Please get in the car!" "

"My bike..."

"Just leave it to them, don't worry, I will never lose it to you!"

While speaking, Ai Jingguo took the initiative to open the car door for him, then looked at someone with piercing eyes and said, "Could it be that you have already arrived in Shanghai, but you still can't take a car?"

Fuck, I just don't want to smell your smoke and bad breath!

Brother Xiaosa smiled a little bit without tears, and could only reply "Yes", then he carried a bunch of things such as luggage and musical instruments, and got into the Nissan sedan with his head down.

The car had already been started by the driver. As soon as Brother Xiaosa sat down, he saw Ai Jingguo nod his head, and the car immediately started very smoothly, and then the speed became faster and faster, and soon left the people behind him behind.

As soon as Brother Xiaosa got in the car, the bus behind him just now burst into urging sounds of "drive faster", and the driver would naturally not be unhappy to add to everyone's traffic, so he replied "OK", Immediately ignited and started, the entire team immediately started moving in an orderly manner.

The bus went very quietly, but there was a lot of laughter and cheers inside the bus.

"Haha, this time is really impressive. We have 260 buses lined up in a row, which is simply scary! Who has seen so many buses lined up?"

"Haha, I don't know which bastard came up with the idea to occupy a lane, and the traffic police came to drive people away!"

"What's our side? People pass through Shanghai. Not only do hundreds of buses line up, but there are also dozens of red banners saying Shanghai people welcome Brother Xiaosa. It's like welcoming foreign guests." Damn, it’s a pity that we are all guerrillas, and all the limelight has been robbed by these local snakes!"

As soon as this remark came out, bursts of "fucking" sighs erupted in the car, and many people secretly hated, why didn't our branch hall have such a grand occasion when the idol came to our city? ? (To be continued.)