Entertainment Achiever System

"Oh, it's so hot...hey, why does my head hurt so much, hey, where is this?"

In the early morning, when the autumn sun was still scorching hot, mischievously projected in through the gaps in the curtains, and landed on a double bed with a man lying on it, within a few minutes, this man who slept soundly Waking up to the heat of my legs.

He squinted his eyes and wanted to reach out to grab the calf, but he couldn't because there was a sudden dull pain in his head.

This kind of headache came too suddenly, and it just woke up the sleepy man suddenly, and groaned while holding his head.

It was also at this time that he was surprised to find that he was in a strange place.

From the interior decoration, it can be seen that this should be a hotel, and the grade is not bad, and the decoration is very decent.Apart from the large bedroom, there is only one small door with frosted glass installed in the room, which should be the bathroom.

"How did I live in here?"

The man who had already sat up scratched the messy hair of the sleeper indiscriminately, and began to recall bits and pieces of last night in confusion.

When he sang the song "Welcome to Beijing" with the voices of 50 singers, needless to say, the atmosphere at the scene was really unspeakable. No one held his excitement, even the always In the deserted media area, the more than 100 reporters, for the first time, they screamed and applauded loudly.

No one can withstand this kind of shock, and no one dares to say: What is this?

Because everyone is going crazy, the imitation of dozens of male and female singers, dear!And he imitated it like a real person singing it!

Liu Dehua, Zhang Xueyou, Guo Fucheng, Li Ming, Zhou Jielun, Lin Junjie, Wang Lihong, Wu Bai, Adu, Liu Huan, Sun Nan, Cai Yilin, Wang Fei, Han Hong, Sun Yanzhi, Wang Xinling, Zhang Shaohan... These first-class, super first-class There is no shortage of stars and superstars.

Then there are a bunch of domestic tenor, baritone, soprano, and mezzo-soprano military singers. As long as they are familiar, they are all added by Brother Xiaosa, so that every audience at the scene can't help but immerse themselves in the music. In the "guess the singer" game.

When it was over, everyone in the audience, no matter whether they came with soy sauce or not, and whether they were someone's fans before, but at that moment, a strong thought appeared in their hearts: If there is a chance in the future, this Tang Xiaosa is actually worth supporting!Knowing so many things, yet so handsome and stylish, this kind of star is completely different from other stars!

Everyone has received so many and such big surprises. Of course, when they left the stage, the reporters and fans were not willing to leave easily.

Even if the person they were paying attention to had already been protected by dozens of police groups, everyone had no chance to get close to him, but everyone wanted to go up and give it a try, even if it was just to shake hands.

Hundreds of thousands of spectators were about to leave, but they really couldn’t get up quickly. This scene of being crowded, surrounded, and almost moving forward at a snail’s pace lasted for more than half an hour, and the few people who were already sweating profusely from the heat Policeman No. [-], and brother Xiaosha among them, finally escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, and smiled at the town government staff and Gao Yan who were waiting for him.

The following content is naturally the celebration banquet. The town committee and the town government are very generous. They have already booked a large room in a five-star hotel in Songjiang, so everyone can go directly together.

It is said that village cadres are made by fighting, while township cadres are made by drinking.

Brother Xiaosa didn’t believe it before, because no matter how much he can drink, it’s only more than two catties of white wine?He can too!

But last night after he was persuaded to drink by several deputy director-level town committee members, he believed it.

The scene at that time was really not a cover-up. Men and women came to persuade him to drink, and all of them were officials above the deputy director level. They said polite words and compliments without repeating them. Someone who was hanging, finally got down.

Of course, before he got down on the ground, several people who persuaded him to drink had already got down on the ground.

The memory was broken when he recalled here, he shook his head lightly, and felt that the pain was not so bad, then he slowly got out of bed wearing a pair of slippers, and went directly into the bathroom.

Now there is still a smell of alcohol on my body, one can imagine how much I drank last night, I put some water, then picked up a change of clothes and began to take a shower and brush my teeth.

When everything was settled, he picked up his phone and checked the time, and found that it was almost 11 o'clock, but at this time, no one came to him, and there was no call.

"Hey, is Brother Yan drunk too? So you haven't woken up yet?"

Brother Xiaosa guessed wildly, and pressed Gao Yan's phone number casually.

The phone only rang twice before Gao Yan answered the phone: "Chisa, you finally woke up. Last night was really amazing. One person drank 4 catties of white wine and almost beat 9 alcohol test officials." , I was so scared that Ai Jingguo and his gang didn't dare to persuade you to drink anymore."

Is brother that good?

Brother Xiaosa blinked, and didn't bother to delve into this issue anymore. He touched his empty stomach and said helplessly, "Where are you now? I'm so hungry, and I don't know where I live. Don’t dare to go out casually, bring me something to eat and come back!”

"Okay right away, I have something else to tell you, just wait for me!" Gao Yan patted his forehead and quickly agreed.

After hanging up Gao Yan's phone call, Brother Xiao Sa went to the window and pulled open the thick curtains, and then squinted his eyes slightly under the sun, he immediately knew his location: Pudong.

The hotel was quite high, and he was right where he could see the signboard of Pudong Branch of Minsheng Bank, and that was the reason why he was sure of where he was.

"Last night, I was still on the edge of the Songjiang River, but I woke up in the center of Shanghai, and I didn't realize it at all. Drinking too much is really a mistake!"

He was lying on the window sill and looking at all kinds of things downstairs, but at the same time he was reviewing the problems caused by drinking too much, and decided that it would be better to drink less in the future. The headache after a hangover is really not fun.

With good eyesight, when he saw several citizens outside the hotel sitting in the shade chatting, reading newspapers and books, he suddenly remembered that he had made such a big commotion last night, how did the citizens react now? ?

So, with a little excitement, he hurried to the bed and sat down, and then shouted in his heart: "System, system, can I use you to check?"

Of course, at this time he has already decided, let Gao Yan buy himself a laptop later, and always use the system to do these small things, it really feels like a huge waste!

As soon as he finished speaking, he collapsed to the ground, and then a standard computer combination appeared in front of his eyes.

Click on the page, enter Baidu, enter imitation emperor bar, and then confirm to enter... All of this is done with his mind, and the speed is too fast. In less than three seconds, he came to his lively post bar.

"Supernatural performance, idol production, constant surprises, constant screams, there are videos and pictures." ——Remember the grand performance of Brother Xiaosha in Shihudang Town! "

"A sensational show in Asia, starring our brother Xiaosha!" ——I am fortunate enough to be there in person, the most authentic feeling.

"Incomparable imitation, extremely miraculous magic, trembling mechanical dance, and touching "Thank You". I don't regret spending more than 2000 yuan, or even [-] yuan."——Flying from Bailongjiang to Shanghai My sincere speech.

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Just a cursory glance, someone who was still so excited, he immediately laughed, a very happy kind of laugh.

Gold cups and silver cups are not as good as other people's word of mouth. Whether his performance last night was good or not, he doesn't count, and the reporter doesn't count. Only what the audience said is the best affirmation of his performance!

He continued to scroll down the page, and it turned out that all the posts were about last night's performance, some were asking for comments, some were asking for videos, and some were even asking for audio download links.

Anyway, just one sentence, the posts in the post bar have been taken up by the content about the show, and I don't know where those old posts have sunk.

After reading a few excited speeches from fans, Brother Xiaosa smiled and switched to the official website of the Xiaosa Gang. This is the real base camp!

The result was no surprise. This place was also extremely lively. Many fans posted comments over and over again. It was like swiping the screen. Every time the page was refreshed, the content of the entire page was definitely refreshed.

Among them, Brother Xiaosa saw a post that surprised him——"It's a pity, the idol's performance was too sudden, and the number of viewers still hasn't become the world's largest record!" "

Brother Xiaosa was very surprised by this post, because in his opinion, yesterday's grand event with at least 3 to 40 people was already considered awesome!At least it seems that there are no more than him in China?Have any world superstars played this kind of open-air performance before?

So he clicked in, and found out that as early as 91 in the last century, four heavy metal bands in Russia jointly performed a free concert on the Red Square in Moscow. As a result, newspapers in Western countries reported that More than 4 million people attended the carnival, and some said it was 100, and some said it was 70. Anyway, whether it is 0 or 70, this number is indeed much higher than Brother Xiaosa yesterday.

In addition to this time, three years ago, in 3, the Rolling Stones and four singers also held an open-air carnival at an abandoned air force base in Toronto, Canada. The result was more than 03 people, because this is For paid performances, more than 4 tickets were sold.

And this performance is also the largest paid performance in the history of North America.

"Your sister, there are so many people charging fees? Isn't this old man so inferior?"

Brother Xiaosa secretly smacked his tongue, even if one ticket per person only costs US dollars, there will be more than 1 million soft sister coins in revenue after a concert!Even if Liu Dehua came, he would have to hold about 15 large-scale concerts with more than 5 people in a row to earn money!

While thinking this way, a strong wish was secretly buried in his heart, that is, in the future, he must hold a fee-paying concert of the century with the largest audience, otherwise, he would feel sorry for the possessed The winner is the system. (To be continued.)