Entertainment Achiever System

Thinking about the long-awaited things in my heart, the quality of sleep is naturally impossible to be so high.

In the early morning, the bright sunlight outside the window had just shone in through the white curtains. Lying on the big bed, someone wearing a pair of briefs jumped up immediately.

With a big lump in his crotch, he put on the sports shorts and vest with some difficulty. He first went to the hotel's large gym and practiced hard for more than half an hour, and then came back sweating and took a shower to rinse his mouth.

After finishing this, he went down to the restaurant on the second floor and started to eat stuffed buns, deep-fried dough sticks and soy milk. Brother Xiao Sa's appetite is really good, and he finished at least three times the amount of other people's food by himself.

To be honest, last night he was only focused on drinking and chatting. He really didn't eat much, and he was really hungry now, so it was naturally very rude to eat breakfast.

Since this hotel is located in the Pudong business district, it can be called a golden location, and the surrounding transportation is convenient, and it is one of the hotels owned by the American Marriott, so this hotel is also one of the places where many foreigners stay.

For example, now, when brother Xiaosa is eating and drinking, he inadvertently looked up at the other diners in the restaurant, only to find that half of the customers are blond and blue-eyed foreigners.

To be honest, this scene was really strange. Brother Xiaosa had never seen foreigners before, but it was his first time seeing so many foreigners at once!

"My friend, you're so rich on the stove!"

Just when someone was biting a meat bun and silently looking at those foreigners, a tall, fat middle-aged Caucasian man who looked like a pig suddenly walked up to his table, and greeted him with a smile in awkward Mandarin. Say hello.

"Uh, you're good too!"

Although brother Xiaosa was a little surprised, but the foreigners greeted him, he naturally would not lose face to the people of the country, quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and nodded to him with a smile.

"Suggest me to order the size yesterday?" The fat middle-aged white man pointed to the seat in front of him and asked inarticulately.

"Ah, of course you can, as you please!"

Brother Xiaosa was having a hard time listening, so he smiled and said to the foreigner who was sitting down in English: "If you want, we can communicate in English!"

"Oh, thank God, your Chinese is really difficult."

The fat white man who was seated was very happy. He said excitedly: "Only God can learn complex Chinese. Every time I say a word, I feel like my brain cells are burning. I am really tired."

Nima, then you must not know how difficult it was for me to recite English words back then?Don't talk about burning brain cells, I can't wait to destroy the fundamental humane English language directly.

So, Brother Xiaosa smiled and said: "I also hate learning foreign languages. I used to feel powerless. I really didn't want to recite words at all, but now I use it more and it's much better."

"Our opinions are exactly the same!" The fat white man shrugged and said, "I am a multinational company from the United States. In recent years, due to the rapid development of China's economy, our company's business volume in China has also increased. It has even become a key area. Therefore, in order to seek a higher position and salary, I can only work hard to learn Chinese by myself, and then strive to become the person in charge of the China region of the head office. This is my motivation to learn Chinese.”

"I have always admired people who work hard for their dreams!"

Brother Xiaosa held up a cup of soy milk in his hand and said with a smile, "Would you like a cup?"

"Of course!" The fat white man laughed loudly. The milk in his hand touched Brother Xiaosha's soy milk lightly, and then he drank it all in one gulp.

"I know you, you are a big star in China!"

The fat man put down his cup, lay down on the dining table and looked at Brother Xiaosa, and said with some admiration: "Although my Chinese accent is not good, and I can only write a few Chinese characters, I can understand some of them, and I can also watch videos. You Great, really great!"

Seeing the two thumbs he gestured with a look of sincere admiration, brother Xiaosa was a little surprised. He put down the chopsticks he was about to pick up the buns, and asked curiously: "Have you seen the video of my performance the night before yesterday?" ?"

A certain person was really excited when he asked this sentence, because so far, he really hasn't met a gringo who praised him!

"Haha, of course I watched it, I've watched all the videos about you!"

Fatty Bai didn't hide his preference at all, he waved his arms flamboyantly, and said loudly: "At first, I liked your magic tricks and dancing the most, especially the scene where you can stand upside down with just two index fingers , I can't believe it's real, it's unbelievable."

His voice was indeed too loud, and he was a foreigner, so his behavior immediately attracted the attention of other foreigners in the restaurant. A short and thin white man was wiping his mouth while pointing at the restaurant. Bian walked over, but before he arrived, his voice came over: "Hey, John, don't you want to introduce this handsome Chinese young man to everyone?"

"Al, your ears are always so good, buddy, have you finished your breakfast yet?"

Fatty Bai, that is, John, he already knew who the visitor was without turning his head, and greeted Al.

"Of course buddy, is this handsome Chinese guy your new friend?" Short and thin Al walked to the table, he smiled and stretched out his hand to someone who had just stood up again and seemed a little speechless in his heart. Right hand: "Al Aland, you can call me Al, I'm from France, nice to meet you."

Well, I just met a Yankee, and now I've met a Frenchman!

Brother Xiaosa stretched out his hand while complaining, shook him slightly and said with a smile: "I don't have an English name, you can call me by my Chinese name: xiaosa, I am also very happy to meet friends from France."

"xiaosa=pizazz?" Al asked tentatively.

"No, no, my chicness is more than just vitality!"

Brother Xiaosa shook his head again and again: "My chicness is actually a kind of life philosophy, that is, to do whatever you want. It also includes the meanings of being handsome, free and easy, etc. It is definitely not just narrow-minded like having energy and vitality."

Al and John were scratching their heads, because they really couldn't figure out why chic had something to do with life philosophy and handsomeness.

"Okay, let's call you Xiaosa, what were you talking about just now?"

Al really couldn't figure it out, so he didn't study the surname, because in the eyes of foreigners, Chinese is a huge problem, and it is impossible to solve it easily.So, he asked about the topic of concern.

"Dude, have you watched Chinese TV?"

John said with a smile: "You would never have guessed that Xiao Sa is actually a big star in China. He performed a shocking grand performance in a certain place in this city just the day before yesterday, and the number of people present was at least 35. .”

"Oh my God, is this true?"

Al cried out in disbelief. He stared at the smiling handsome brother with bright eyes, and said loudly: "Are you a super singer? The kind that has sold millions of records? You can be on the board." The American billboard type?"

Just kidding, in Al's opinion, if a performance can gather tens of 10 people, it is at least a superstar!Otherwise, who has such great attraction and appeal?Even if the Chinese are the most in the world.

"Dude, are you talking about this lad?"

"World superstar? Are you talking about this young Chinese guy?"

"Al, you can't joke, can you?"

……

Attracted by Al's cry, all the people in the restaurant came over involuntarily. Some foreigners were even more surprised to look at the handsome brother with a stiff smile and sweat on his forehead, as if he was inspecting his quality.

Your sister, when did brother say that I am a world superstar?Damn, you foreigners like to be surprised and smashed, but now it's all right, and I can't get off the stage.

Brother Xiaosa really wanted to cry, he was really uncomfortable being surrounded by dozens of laowai inside and out, and even wanted to leave.

At the critical moment, John laughed and said: "I think everyone has misunderstood, the handsome Chinese guy is not only a singer, he is also a great magician, dancer and Chinese Kung Fu master, and he is even a A ventriloquist master, his mouth can perfectly imitate the sounds of dozens of musical instruments, which is simply an incredible miracle."

"Wow, is this true?"

"God, this, this is impossible, isn't it?"

"How could he learn so much? He should be on America's Got Talent!"

……

Nima, do you dare to play harder?Are you going to lift brother up to the sky, and then suddenly kick him down?

Brother Xiaosa was really scared, especially when he heard the sentence "his mouth can perfectly imitate the sounds of dozens of musical instruments", he almost sat down on the ground.

Fuck, there are only less than one kind of musical instruments that I can count, and you actually said that I can imitate dozens of them?Imitate your sister!

"Chisa, let them see it!"

When Brother Xiaosha was sweating profusely, and when the foreigners were extremely excited, the culprit, Yankee John, seemed quite excited. He put his milk glass on the edge of the table and said, "Just give me a fist and don't touch the glass." , but the cup was knocked down and smashed by you, which must make everyone jump with excitement."

Brother can you not agree?Brother Xiao Sa smiled wryly, but he didn't ask this sentence, because he could see that the people in the entire restaurant surrounded him, and many people actively took out their phones and called the hotel staff to quickly take the camera away. Come out, they want to shoot live.

Let alone a mobile phone with a camera, almost everyone has one, and they are all high-end ones. Everyone pointed their cameras at him and excitedly waited for him to start performing!

For these foreigners, the performance of knocking down the glass without touching the glass with their fists, is something they have never seen before!They don't even know how to do this!

Hey, if I retreat now, I will definitely be looked down upon by these foreigners. Most of them will think that I can’t do it, not because I don’t want to perform. If it gets out, it will ruin my reputation. ah!

Okay, you want to see the show, right?That brother just shows his hands at will, even if he can't scare you to death, at least he can excite you bastards to death.

So Brother Xiaosa twisted his neck, made a burst of "click" and said in English with a smile: "Okay, then I will perform three small shows! My tip! Isn’t one hundred dollars a lot for each person?” (To be continued.)