Entertainment Achiever System

Although a certain person was shocked by the domineering behavior of the Spring Festival Gala, he was still very happy to be invited by the Spring Festival Gala. After all, he is the well-deserved "No. [-] crew" in China!

Therefore, Brother Xiao Sa pouted speechlessly, and immediately asked: "Then what did they say? Are you going to give me a few minutes?"

"Hehehe..." Gao Yan laughed, very happy, he stretched out his left hand and waved three fingers while laughing.

"I'll go, what can I do in just 3 minutes? I can't finish singing a song!"

Someone is really depressed, Nima, who notified me so early, but only gave me 3 minutes of dispensable time?Is it a disease of the brain?

Seeing his disappointment, Gao Yan immediately laughed "haha" and said, "Who told you there are only 3 minutes left? They told you to prepare for three shows!"

"How much? Three programs?"

A certain person almost choked on the saliva, raised three fingers slightly tremblingly, and said in disbelief, "Are you sure it's not three minutes but three programs?"

Nima, isn't the difference too big?The three programs are at least 10 minutes long!Basically, it is on the same level as Uncle Benshan, the "treasure of the town" in the Spring Festival Gala!How can I, how can I get such super treatment?

"Will I play such a big joke with you?"

Gao Yan rolled his eyes at him, and said very clearly: "That's right, the Spring Festival Gala does require you to prepare three shows, and the invitation call was personally made by Jin Yuexiang, the chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala. At first, I thought he made a mistake. , or someone deliberately pretended to be him, and after repeated confirmations and Bai Yansong's phone number, I believed his identity."

"Brother Yan, wait a minute, how could they give me such a big advantage? These are three programs! It's hard for many people to ask for a chance to appear on stage!"

Brother Xiao Sa was very happy at first, this is for sure, after all, if a general first-rate singer can appear on the Spring Festival Gala, even if he shows his face, that is something that he can be proud of, because the audience of the Spring Festival Gala is 7 or 8 Once you are on stage, at least close to 10 billion people may remember you, and then know you and like you!Which star is willing to give up easily?

However, as the saying goes, there are many dangers in front of Italy, so there must be a reason why they dare to throw out three shows for you to prepare for the show, right?Otherwise, even if you are a super big name like Liu Dehua or Zhao Bensan, you would never want to monopolize so much playing time!How many celebrities across the country and the brokerage companies behind them are spending money to give gifts, even if it is to build relationships and owe favors, it is still a dream to come to the Spring Festival Gala for a day trip!

To put it to the extreme, even if they can have something to do with the Spring Festival Gala, they don't even have the chance to play in the end. There are still many people who are willing to do so!

Why?Raise your value!

Brother is a big star who is preparing to go to the Spring Festival Gala, and will soon be seen by the people all over the country and the Chinese community all over the world. If you invite me to perform commercially, the appearance fee must be increased by at least a bit!Otherwise, how can I be worthy of my status as a big star who is about to appear in the Spring Festival Gala?

That's right, many celebrities try their best to go to the Spring Festival Gala to be gilded. That's precisely because the Spring Festival Gala is high-grade, large-scale, wide-ranging and long-lasting.

Since the hidden benefits are so great and the money scene is so good, the competitors must be known to everyone, and it is definitely super fierce.

So one can imagine how difficult it is to be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

And it was precisely because the stage of the Spring Festival Gala was too difficult, that brother Xiaosa quickly reacted: the competition is so fierce, so why can brother get such a unique and excellent opportunity?Lao Tzu is not a relative of a state tycoon.

This is not to blame for his wild thinking. You know, except for the first few years of the Spring Festival Gala in the 80s, in the subsequent Spring Festival Gala, especially after entering the new century, no matter how big the superstar is, they can only perform two or more performances. It's just a show!Then, the biggest "privilege" is basically a default performance opportunity, such as Lao Zhao from the mainland, Fang Chenglong from Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Moreover, their performance is only one show at most, the opportunity to perform two shows is simply pitifully rare, it is definitely not the norm!

"Yeah, I asked that question too!"

Gao Yan nodded and said: "After all, to be honest, although your popularity is indeed very high, but Liu Dehua, Zhou Jielun, these superstars are definitely not bad, why can you get this opportunity? "

"Then, Jin...Did Jin Yuexiang tell you?"

Gao Yan said "hmm" and said, "That's what he said!"

Gao Yan pinched his nose and imitated: "Mr. Gao, this question seems really unusual, but I can tell you that it's not a big problem, because we dare to make an exception and give Mr. Tang Xiaosa three programs, that's when we report It was approved by the top management of CCTV and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television. The leaders have said that a talented, capable and popular domestic star like him should be allowed to show it in front of the eyes of Chinese people all over the world. Facts have proved that our own domestic stars can also be sold, they are also very talented, and they can also spread Chinese art to the world!"

"Fuck, is this a compliment or a flattery? Why did my shoulders suddenly weigh tens of thousands of catties?"

After listening to what Gao Yan imitated Jin Yuexiang to say, Brother Xiaosa really shattered his egg, and the expression on his face suddenly became serious.

Listen to what others say, let him spread Chinese art to the world!Fuck, what does this mean?Do you want me to perform some national quintessence?But what do I know?Now I can't even play Tai Chi, let alone other quintessences.

Naturally, Gao Yan saw someone's ugly face, and couldn't help asking in doubt: "Why did your face change? No way? You dare to stand alone in a large-scale performance under the watchful eyes of tens of thousands of people, don't you?" Scared when you heard about the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Fuck, how could I be frightened by the Spring Festival Gala?"

Brother Xiaosa blew angrily, and said a little excitedly: "Don't talk about three programs, even if I have 10 programs, I can do it! But, what troubles me now is that I don't know how to perform to represent A program of Chinese art!"

He paused, snapped his fingers and said, "The only Chinese arts I know are opera, folk song and dance, martial arts, painting, calligraphy and other common and popular things. Which one should I choose to be worthy of the audience and spread to the world?" What about the whole world?"

"Pfft~"

After hearing his troubles, Gao Yan couldn't help but burst out laughing. He held his stomach while laughing, and fell down on the chair with great difficulty, panting, as if he had seen a wonderful clown performance.

I~ said, what are you laughing at?is it funny?

His behavior directly annoyed someone, so he couldn't help reaching out and pushing him, and growled in a low voice: "What are you laughing at? Give me an idea, what kind of show should I perform?"

"Haha...who told...who told you that you really want to perform...perform those shows?"

Gao Yan held his stomach and said with great difficulty: "Do you believe everything the officials say? They are just official words, haha..."

"Don't laugh, tell me clearly, what do they mean?"

Brother Xiaosa is really depressed, damn it, I don’t care what you say is official or not, I just want to know what I’m going to perform!

Gao Yan took a few deep breaths, finally suppressed his smile, and then said: "I said that I didn't understand, and Jin Yuexiang explained that your song "Yanjing Welcomes You" is suitable for welcoming the Olympic Games. The big theme of the show will definitely appear on the Spring Festival Gala, but what is not yet determined is whether you will sing it alone, or a chorus of stars; and then, he also asked you to prepare a nice song as your own acoustic solo , and finally there is a wonderful mixed program that combines magic + kung fu + imitation + dance, and it will be submitted to the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program group for review by January at the latest. If all pass, these three programs will be performed together , the time must be controlled within 1 minutes, and the performance period is the middle of the program."

Someone said in amazement: "Is this the only request?"

Gao Yan nodded: "That's right, that's the request!"

Damn, brother thought I really wanted me to perform some kind of national quintessence!

Brother Xiaosa immediately lost all pressure, leaned lightly on the seat, tilted his head and said in a low voice: "Just such a small thing almost shocked me, I really don't have any quintessence of Chinese art! Now It's okay."

Gao Yan was not as relaxed as he was. He shook his head and said, "Don't forget, you may still be busy during the Chinese New Year! How can you have half a month to rehearse?"

Brother Xiaosa was stunned for a moment: "That's right! Holy crap, there have been several rehearsals in half a month, how could I have time?"

He secretly calculated: "Even if the album "Blue and White Porcelain" is released in November, in order to win sales, it will take at least two months to promote it. Then, even if the shooting time of "The True Colors of a Man" has been shortened, it will take at least one more." Ban Yue, that means, the schedule of the Spring Festival Gala conflicts with my filming time again?"

"No, people must have integrity, the crew really can't delay any longer!"

He immediately said: "When you get off the plane, call Jin Yuexiang and tell Jin Yuexiang that my schedule is too tight, and I really can't guarantee that I will go to all 6 rehearsals. If they think it is unacceptable, then I will not go!" (Unfinished to be continued.)