Entertainment Achiever System
Chapter 26: Super Parody
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Very frugal people also become very generous when it comes to things that interest them.Under the fast work of the skinny boss and the clerk, the customers who were tempted by Brother Xiaosa's performance quickly completed the selection and settlement items in the store, and then they all walked out with the goods and invoices in an orderly manner.Standing right in front of Brother Xiaosa.
At this time, the middle-aged woman who "incited" everyone to "shopping for a performance" just now came over with something in her arms. She first gave the thing to a young man with a blushing face, and then turned to the man who was nodding at him. Brother Xiaosa said: "Your name is Xiao Tang? Your song is really nice, I like it very much."
"Thank you, Auntie, for your compliment." Brother Xiaosa smiled modestly and said, "I only eat this bowl of rice, the main thing is to thank everyone for their support."
"You really sing well, everyone can see it." The middle-aged aunt is very satisfied with his modesty, she doesn't think that some young people with a little bit of ability nowadays are all five people and six people, which is extremely dragging .
"Hehe, then I will definitely behave in such a way that I won't let everyone down." Brother Xiaosa nodded and said something before looking at the skinny boss who was walking out. The audience said: "I am really moved by everyone's enthusiasm. In order to listen to my performance, I counted a total of 64 just now. No, it should be 65 big brothers and sisters, younger brothers and sisters who went in and bought what they liked. products, and according to the rules of the game I said, a total of 6 lucky people got the chance to order songs..."
"No, there are 5 other people who bought something?" Several customers who bought something suddenly questioned in unison.
"Hehe, have you forgotten that buddy from just now? He ordered a song." Brother Xiaosa joked with a calm smile, and now everyone has nothing to say.After all, if you really think about it, they are still a few talents short of satisfying 70 customers!
Seeing that everyone no longer objected, he went on to say: "I give the first quota directly to this aunt, there should be no objection, right?" He pointed to the expectant middle-aged woman and smiled. He said: "If it weren't for her encouragement, I don't think anyone would go shopping now, so I must thank this aunt."
The audience at the scene, as well as those who had just shopped, actually didn't have much opinion, because if it were them, they would definitely do the same, and they would reciprocate!
"Okay, let's see which song this aunt who is a fan of Wang Fei wants to hear!" Brother Xiaosa took two steps and handed the microphone to the mouth of the excited middle-aged woman, and encouraged: "Call out the title of your song, it must be a classic."
"I like the Cantonese version of Wang Fei's "A Woman Easily Injured" the most." The middle-aged woman was encouraged and immediately yelled out: "This is my favorite song, so I think Listen to the live version."
"Dizzy, why is it in Cantonese again?" Brother Xiaosa muttered half-complainingly, half-jokingly, and then shouted amid everyone's laughter: "This song may be a bit monotonous on the acoustic guitar, but I There will be a re-singing of the original sound. I also hope that everyone will not begrudge your applause and screams!"
He stepped back and inserted the microphone back into the microphone stand in front of him, and then gently plucked the guitar amidst clattering applause and bursts of screams. Soon, the music that was indeed slightly monotonous but had a unique flavor came from Flowing out from Brother Xiaosa’s hands——
Wang Fei is the queen of a generation of music. Not only is her voice highly recognizable, but her singing skills can be regarded as the absolute top three among female singers. It's unbearable.
As a classic masterpiece of "Queen of Heaven", it is also a cover of Dongyang's "A Woman Easily Hurt". Naturally, there will be no lack of cover singers for this absolutely classic song, and there are some good ones and some mediocre ones.But in any case, the popularity of this song is beyond doubt.
Therefore, when Tang Xiaosa played the prelude, there were many "fellow lovers" ready to hum along to the beat, but more people were waiting to verify Brother Xiaosa's voice. In this anticipation, Tang Xiaosa Take a deep breath and start the show:
People are getting drunk, the night is getting deeper, how close at this moment
Thoughts seem to be shaking, and the contradictions are deeper
The heart that has been broken, let you gently get close today
……
The timbre is almost identical, and the performance is almost absolutely performed by the original sound. At this moment, the audience at this scene is definitely lucky, because if they want to go to Wang Fei's concert, they will have to spend at least 500 yuan for tickets.But now, they didn't spend a penny, but saw a performance that was even more lively and shocking than a concert.
"Damn it, if this kid isn't popular, I'll write my name upside down." A yellow-haired man with tattoos on his body suddenly shouted excitedly: "This is an imitation, the out-of-print version of which the original singer would lose his glasses." ah!"
"It's unreasonable for this son not to be popular!" The glasses girl Zhizhi who had talked with the beauty Xiaowen suddenly seemed to have made up her mind. Looking at the handsome brother who was performing affectionately, there was a sharp change in her glasses-wearing eyes. There was a burst of light.
"I always thought imitation was just a matter of looking alike, but now seeing this little Tang guy's performance, I couldn't believe it. If he pretended to be Wang Fei with a deceiving voice, would anyone be fooled?" A young buddy miraculously thought of using this skill to swindle money, uh, it can only be said that there are all kinds of birds in the forest!
……
There was a lot of jeers, which would have been impolite, as it would be detrimental to the performance of the performers.But who is a certain "young singer" named "Xiao Tang" who is so against the sky that he really interprets Wang Fei's voice so well?So, even though many people know that they should not speak out, let alone miss the opportunity to listen and discuss with others, but everyone just can't restrain their excitement!
This is obviously something that the performer Brother Xiaosa doesn't want to see, so when he finally finished his performance without making mistakes with his powerful "nerves", he had to take the microphone and say to everyone: "I know my performance It's amazing, but I believe that all of us would rather hear me sing than all kinds of noise. So, I hope everyone will stop doing other things in the middle of my performance, except applaud."
"Damn it, this guy is very ~fucking~" Some people who thought they were more awesome smiled disdainfully.But more people think Brother Xiaosa is right, everyone would rather stand around here to watch the performance, otherwise, who would want to sweat and yell at others on a hot day?
"Okay, the third song is about to be drawn~" Brother Xiaosa didn't waste any time, he smiled and said to the dozens of shoppers who were already full of excitement: "First of all, I need everyone to hand over the invoices in their hands, and then I will roughly scramble the order, and then I will take out one of them, and if the invoice is matched with the real thing in one of your hands, then whoever can "order a song"!"
This method is indeed relatively fair, so everyone has no opinion, the worst is to wait until the event is over and then take it back.Therefore, they cooperated very well and handed over all the invoices in their hands to the skinny boss who was willing to help, and finally gave them all to Brother Xiaosa.
Tang Xiaosa randomly and lightly pulled out stacks of "shuffled" cards one after another, and said jokingly, "If everyone is this soft when playing poker, I think there will be a lot of "bombs"." His joke made everyone nod and laugh. Invoices are already very soft, and they are definitely not as easy to "shuffle" as poker. Of course, the bomb is 4 of a kind and it is easier to get out.
"Okay, I'm going to draw one next." After "washing" five times in a row, Brother Xiaosa finally raised his head, and then, under the attention of everyone, he took out a receipt from it, looked at it and read it. Said: "Black and gold running shoes..."
"Haha, mine, mine!" Before Brother Xiaosa finished reading, an uncle laughed and shouted. He raised the shoe box in his hand, then opened it and took out another shoe, which turned out to be black and gold. of.So Brother Xiaosa nodded and returned the invoice to him, and at the same time held the microphone to his mouth and said: "Classic songs, I will sing as you order."
"I want to listen to Zhou Huajian's "Make Me Happy and Let Me Worry", and I must re-sing it with the original sound!" The uncle quickly called out the name of the song that he had thought of for a long time.
"Okay, I promise to satisfy you." Brother Xiaosa relaxed a lot when he heard the title of the song, because almost all the songs of this famous singer are suitable for guitar playing, and this song must be accompanied by a guitar to have a taste classic.So, he answered very positively.
Love to the end is hard to get over, love Yoyo, hate Yoyo
Why do I think of your tenderness again until I can't keep it
Give me care, relieve my worries, let me add a lot of worries
……
Zhou Huajian is actually a singer who is easy to imitate. As long as you notice his iconic nasal voice, many people can barely achieve perfection.Therefore, this song is actually very simple, and Brother Xiao Sa quickly made the people on the scene applaud vigorously several times.
"The following is the fourth song "Kiss Goodbye" by Zhang Xueyou..."
"The following is the fifth song "Start Over" by Liu Huan..."
"The following is the sixth song "The Day Does Not Understand the Darkness of Night" by Naying..."
……
Originally, Brother Xiao Sa thought that he would finish singing the sixth song at most, but he obviously didn't expect a problem: he had aroused the desire to watch of at least 00 audience members, in order for him to continue As the performance continued, it was impossible for everyone to stop there, so just when he thought the performance was over and was about to end, another large group of people rushed into the specialty store... Well, there is no other way, since he said he would sing 10 songs song, then he had no choice but to fulfill his promise.
So, he had to perform the songs requested by the three "lucky customers". By this time, his performance time was close to 80 minutes, and it was finally time to end.
"Handsome guy, you are really amazing. I will definitely buy your record when you release it."
"Brother, I will pay attention to you, and hope to see you in various evening parties on TV soon."
"You are the most awesome bastard I have ever seen, I admire you~"
……
Many people said a few words to Brother Xiaosa before they left, no matter whether they were sincere, elegant or vulgar, their encouragement warmed Brother Xiaosa's heart, so he also thanked these people one by one.
"Come on, Xiaotang, this is the reward you deserve!" When the people had almost left, Xiao Sa and Boss Shou walked into the specialty store together, and the latter took out a red envelope, and said sincerely: "I know, I want to invite you to perform again in the future. I'm afraid I have to sell my shop to afford the price. Don't be modest. I used to meet a lot of wandering singers when I was living along the coast. It's too far away, you will definitely be popular, and it will be very popular."
The boss didn't even give Brother Xiaosa a chance to be humble, so he directly stuffed the red envelope to Brother Xiaosa, nodded and said, "It was supposed to be 500, but the game you just came up with is really amazing. Almost sold out of everything, so I gave an extra 500, which you definitely deserve."
"Hehe, then I'll be rude!" Brother Xiaosa is not a person who has money but does not make money. On the contrary, if he can use the money freely, he will immediately feel that the money is too little.So I put it away, and prepared to leave here and go back to the hotel, and bought the equipment for tomorrow's journey by the way.
"Don't worry, come on, you see that your clothes don't match, I'll give you a set!" Seeing that Brother Xiao Sa was about to leave, the thin boss quickly pulled him and pointed to the shelf and said, "Take whatever you want, from head to toe Change your outfit, you have to pay attention to your attire if you come out to hang out!"
What Boss Slender said is very reasonable, Brother Xiao Sa really wants to get a full set of clothes for nothing, but...
"This is a kind of gratitude, and the player can accept it." The system actually agreed in a very reasonable way at this time?
Then I’m not welcome, brother Xiaosa nodded gratefully, so he took a pair of flat casual shoes and a whole set of white sportswear, in addition to genuine socks and hats, there’s no need for wristbands, it’s too ugly to eat like that, And he didn't want to wear this thing on a hot day.
After everything was done, brother Xiaosa rejected the thin boss's invitation to treat him to a supper, and carrying a guitar on his back, he walked slowly towards the hotel along the way he came.And just when he was about to walk out of the gate of the pedestrian street, a girl with glasses ran out suddenly, and said to the startled brother Xiao Sa with a smile all over her face: "Xiao Tang, can I have a chat with you?"
"Let's talk? Could it be that you have some intentions for me?" Brother Xiaosha couldn't help muttering, because...
Very frugal people also become very generous when it comes to things that interest them.Under the fast work of the skinny boss and the clerk, the customers who were tempted by Brother Xiaosa's performance quickly completed the selection and settlement items in the store, and then they all walked out with the goods and invoices in an orderly manner.Standing right in front of Brother Xiaosa.
At this time, the middle-aged woman who "incited" everyone to "shopping for a performance" just now came over with something in her arms. She first gave the thing to a young man with a blushing face, and then turned to the man who was nodding at him. Brother Xiaosa said: "Your name is Xiao Tang? Your song is really nice, I like it very much."
"Thank you, Auntie, for your compliment." Brother Xiaosa smiled modestly and said, "I only eat this bowl of rice, the main thing is to thank everyone for their support."
"You really sing well, everyone can see it." The middle-aged aunt is very satisfied with his modesty, she doesn't think that some young people with a little bit of ability nowadays are all five people and six people, which is extremely dragging .
"Hehe, then I will definitely behave in such a way that I won't let everyone down." Brother Xiaosa nodded and said something before looking at the skinny boss who was walking out. The audience said: "I am really moved by everyone's enthusiasm. In order to listen to my performance, I counted a total of 64 just now. No, it should be 65 big brothers and sisters, younger brothers and sisters who went in and bought what they liked. products, and according to the rules of the game I said, a total of 6 lucky people got the chance to order songs..."
"No, there are 5 other people who bought something?" Several customers who bought something suddenly questioned in unison.
"Hehe, have you forgotten that buddy from just now? He ordered a song." Brother Xiaosa joked with a calm smile, and now everyone has nothing to say.After all, if you really think about it, they are still a few talents short of satisfying 70 customers!
Seeing that everyone no longer objected, he went on to say: "I give the first quota directly to this aunt, there should be no objection, right?" He pointed to the expectant middle-aged woman and smiled. He said: "If it weren't for her encouragement, I don't think anyone would go shopping now, so I must thank this aunt."
The audience at the scene, as well as those who had just shopped, actually didn't have much opinion, because if it were them, they would definitely do the same, and they would reciprocate!
"Okay, let's see which song this aunt who is a fan of Wang Fei wants to hear!" Brother Xiaosa took two steps and handed the microphone to the mouth of the excited middle-aged woman, and encouraged: "Call out the title of your song, it must be a classic."
"I like the Cantonese version of Wang Fei's "A Woman Easily Injured" the most." The middle-aged woman was encouraged and immediately yelled out: "This is my favorite song, so I think Listen to the live version."
"Dizzy, why is it in Cantonese again?" Brother Xiaosa muttered half-complainingly, half-jokingly, and then shouted amid everyone's laughter: "This song may be a bit monotonous on the acoustic guitar, but I There will be a re-singing of the original sound. I also hope that everyone will not begrudge your applause and screams!"
He stepped back and inserted the microphone back into the microphone stand in front of him, and then gently plucked the guitar amidst clattering applause and bursts of screams. Soon, the music that was indeed slightly monotonous but had a unique flavor came from Flowing out from Brother Xiaosa’s hands——
Wang Fei is the queen of a generation of music. Not only is her voice highly recognizable, but her singing skills can be regarded as the absolute top three among female singers. It's unbearable.
As a classic masterpiece of "Queen of Heaven", it is also a cover of Dongyang's "A Woman Easily Hurt". Naturally, there will be no lack of cover singers for this absolutely classic song, and there are some good ones and some mediocre ones.But in any case, the popularity of this song is beyond doubt.
Therefore, when Tang Xiaosa played the prelude, there were many "fellow lovers" ready to hum along to the beat, but more people were waiting to verify Brother Xiaosa's voice. In this anticipation, Tang Xiaosa Take a deep breath and start the show:
People are getting drunk, the night is getting deeper, how close at this moment
Thoughts seem to be shaking, and the contradictions are deeper
The heart that has been broken, let you gently get close today
……
The timbre is almost identical, and the performance is almost absolutely performed by the original sound. At this moment, the audience at this scene is definitely lucky, because if they want to go to Wang Fei's concert, they will have to spend at least 500 yuan for tickets.But now, they didn't spend a penny, but saw a performance that was even more lively and shocking than a concert.
"Damn it, if this kid isn't popular, I'll write my name upside down." A yellow-haired man with tattoos on his body suddenly shouted excitedly: "This is an imitation, the out-of-print version of which the original singer would lose his glasses." ah!"
"It's unreasonable for this son not to be popular!" The glasses girl Zhizhi who had talked with the beauty Xiaowen suddenly seemed to have made up her mind. Looking at the handsome brother who was performing affectionately, there was a sharp change in her glasses-wearing eyes. There was a burst of light.
"I always thought imitation was just a matter of looking alike, but now seeing this little Tang guy's performance, I couldn't believe it. If he pretended to be Wang Fei with a deceiving voice, would anyone be fooled?" A young buddy miraculously thought of using this skill to swindle money, uh, it can only be said that there are all kinds of birds in the forest!
……
There was a lot of jeers, which would have been impolite, as it would be detrimental to the performance of the performers.But who is a certain "young singer" named "Xiao Tang" who is so against the sky that he really interprets Wang Fei's voice so well?So, even though many people know that they should not speak out, let alone miss the opportunity to listen and discuss with others, but everyone just can't restrain their excitement!
This is obviously something that the performer Brother Xiaosa doesn't want to see, so when he finally finished his performance without making mistakes with his powerful "nerves", he had to take the microphone and say to everyone: "I know my performance It's amazing, but I believe that all of us would rather hear me sing than all kinds of noise. So, I hope everyone will stop doing other things in the middle of my performance, except applaud."
"Damn it, this guy is very ~fucking~" Some people who thought they were more awesome smiled disdainfully.But more people think Brother Xiaosa is right, everyone would rather stand around here to watch the performance, otherwise, who would want to sweat and yell at others on a hot day?
"Okay, the third song is about to be drawn~" Brother Xiaosa didn't waste any time, he smiled and said to the dozens of shoppers who were already full of excitement: "First of all, I need everyone to hand over the invoices in their hands, and then I will roughly scramble the order, and then I will take out one of them, and if the invoice is matched with the real thing in one of your hands, then whoever can "order a song"!"
This method is indeed relatively fair, so everyone has no opinion, the worst is to wait until the event is over and then take it back.Therefore, they cooperated very well and handed over all the invoices in their hands to the skinny boss who was willing to help, and finally gave them all to Brother Xiaosa.
Tang Xiaosa randomly and lightly pulled out stacks of "shuffled" cards one after another, and said jokingly, "If everyone is this soft when playing poker, I think there will be a lot of "bombs"." His joke made everyone nod and laugh. Invoices are already very soft, and they are definitely not as easy to "shuffle" as poker. Of course, the bomb is 4 of a kind and it is easier to get out.
"Okay, I'm going to draw one next." After "washing" five times in a row, Brother Xiaosa finally raised his head, and then, under the attention of everyone, he took out a receipt from it, looked at it and read it. Said: "Black and gold running shoes..."
"Haha, mine, mine!" Before Brother Xiaosa finished reading, an uncle laughed and shouted. He raised the shoe box in his hand, then opened it and took out another shoe, which turned out to be black and gold. of.So Brother Xiaosa nodded and returned the invoice to him, and at the same time held the microphone to his mouth and said: "Classic songs, I will sing as you order."
"I want to listen to Zhou Huajian's "Make Me Happy and Let Me Worry", and I must re-sing it with the original sound!" The uncle quickly called out the name of the song that he had thought of for a long time.
"Okay, I promise to satisfy you." Brother Xiaosa relaxed a lot when he heard the title of the song, because almost all the songs of this famous singer are suitable for guitar playing, and this song must be accompanied by a guitar to have a taste classic.So, he answered very positively.
Love to the end is hard to get over, love Yoyo, hate Yoyo
Why do I think of your tenderness again until I can't keep it
Give me care, relieve my worries, let me add a lot of worries
……
Zhou Huajian is actually a singer who is easy to imitate. As long as you notice his iconic nasal voice, many people can barely achieve perfection.Therefore, this song is actually very simple, and Brother Xiao Sa quickly made the people on the scene applaud vigorously several times.
"The following is the fourth song "Kiss Goodbye" by Zhang Xueyou..."
"The following is the fifth song "Start Over" by Liu Huan..."
"The following is the sixth song "The Day Does Not Understand the Darkness of Night" by Naying..."
……
Originally, Brother Xiao Sa thought that he would finish singing the sixth song at most, but he obviously didn't expect a problem: he had aroused the desire to watch of at least 00 audience members, in order for him to continue As the performance continued, it was impossible for everyone to stop there, so just when he thought the performance was over and was about to end, another large group of people rushed into the specialty store... Well, there is no other way, since he said he would sing 10 songs song, then he had no choice but to fulfill his promise.
So, he had to perform the songs requested by the three "lucky customers". By this time, his performance time was close to 80 minutes, and it was finally time to end.
"Handsome guy, you are really amazing. I will definitely buy your record when you release it."
"Brother, I will pay attention to you, and hope to see you in various evening parties on TV soon."
"You are the most awesome bastard I have ever seen, I admire you~"
……
Many people said a few words to Brother Xiaosa before they left, no matter whether they were sincere, elegant or vulgar, their encouragement warmed Brother Xiaosa's heart, so he also thanked these people one by one.
"Come on, Xiaotang, this is the reward you deserve!" When the people had almost left, Xiao Sa and Boss Shou walked into the specialty store together, and the latter took out a red envelope, and said sincerely: "I know, I want to invite you to perform again in the future. I'm afraid I have to sell my shop to afford the price. Don't be modest. I used to meet a lot of wandering singers when I was living along the coast. It's too far away, you will definitely be popular, and it will be very popular."
The boss didn't even give Brother Xiaosa a chance to be humble, so he directly stuffed the red envelope to Brother Xiaosa, nodded and said, "It was supposed to be 500, but the game you just came up with is really amazing. Almost sold out of everything, so I gave an extra 500, which you definitely deserve."
"Hehe, then I'll be rude!" Brother Xiaosa is not a person who has money but does not make money. On the contrary, if he can use the money freely, he will immediately feel that the money is too little.So I put it away, and prepared to leave here and go back to the hotel, and bought the equipment for tomorrow's journey by the way.
"Don't worry, come on, you see that your clothes don't match, I'll give you a set!" Seeing that Brother Xiao Sa was about to leave, the thin boss quickly pulled him and pointed to the shelf and said, "Take whatever you want, from head to toe Change your outfit, you have to pay attention to your attire if you come out to hang out!"
What Boss Slender said is very reasonable, Brother Xiao Sa really wants to get a full set of clothes for nothing, but...
"This is a kind of gratitude, and the player can accept it." The system actually agreed in a very reasonable way at this time?
Then I’m not welcome, brother Xiaosa nodded gratefully, so he took a pair of flat casual shoes and a whole set of white sportswear, in addition to genuine socks and hats, there’s no need for wristbands, it’s too ugly to eat like that, And he didn't want to wear this thing on a hot day.
After everything was done, brother Xiaosa rejected the thin boss's invitation to treat him to a supper, and carrying a guitar on his back, he walked slowly towards the hotel along the way he came.And just when he was about to walk out of the gate of the pedestrian street, a girl with glasses ran out suddenly, and said to the startled brother Xiao Sa with a smile all over her face: "Xiao Tang, can I have a chat with you?"
"Let's talk? Could it be that you have some intentions for me?" Brother Xiaosha couldn't help muttering, because...
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