Entertainment Achiever System

"Sorry, this is indeed a stunt that cannot be taught, and I haven't sorted out the mystery of it myself!"

Brother Xiao Sa stood up, spread out his hands very frankly, and directly shattered everyone's good thoughts. .

Your sister, brother still begged from the broken system!Do you really think I have any special powers?

By the way, I don't know if this shot just now will break the system and give a price again, and then deduct my points?After all, it seems impossible to get something for nothing!

"Mr. Tang, thank you for saving my father! God knows how much I love him!"

A middle-aged lady wiped her tears and stretched out her right hand to someone who was thinking about it, her face full of gratitude.

"This lady must never say that!"

Brother Xiaosha shook hands with her, and jokingly said: "It can only be blamed on my performance being too beautiful, so it aroused your father's emotions! So this matter is also my responsibility, and it is also a kind of way for me to save him." Obligate!"

His humorous words made the lady and other audiences laugh, and the old man who was sitting on the chair and had recovered more than half of his body also smiled and said: "Mr. Tang, although I can no longer watch your performance, but I promise, Our family will strongly support you. I sincerely hope that you can come to the United States to develop. Whether it is a record or a movie, I think you are the best idol. If I were 30 years younger, I would definitely be willing to undergo a surname change operation for you .”

Um, surname change surgery?

Someone almost fainted, and plucked his ears in disbelief.

Nima, no matter how much you like my brother, even if you are really 30 years younger, even if you really have a surname change operation...it is impossible for a goth to fall in love with you!

Hearing the old man's last words, Brother Xiao Sa really hurt internally, especially when the old man's words were transmitted through the wireless microphone worn by his ear, causing the audience to burst into laughter, which made the whole audience burst into laughter. Someone's egg shattered all over the floor!

"This...cough, friends, please remember that my surname orientation is very normal!"

Brother Xiaosa stammered and explained, for fear that this bad old man would bring up the topic of the so-called "surname change" again, so he immediately shouted amidst everyone's laughter: "Everyone, friends, please give me a round of applause!" Farewell to this gentleman, and wish him good health in advance!"

"Clap clap clap..."

The audience responded to his call one after another, and they all applauded enthusiastically. Amid the applause, the old man forced himself to stand up, then waved his hand at the camera lens, smiled gratefully at Brother Xiaosa, and then talked with Two security personnel and his daughter walked out of the venue slowly.

"Friends, do we have friends with a bad heart?"

As Brother Xiaosa walked towards the performance field, he said very seriously: "Although many people know that my performance is very good-looking, the life and health of each of us is the most important thing. Therefore, I hope that anyone with a serious heart problem , You can leave early now, otherwise I am really worried about another shock incident."

After he finished speaking, he stopped and scanned the quiet audience, but no one stood up actively, so he nodded and said, "Okay, since there is no one, then let's continue the carnival!"

"Clap clap clap..."

The audience finally regained their enthusiasm and gave him warm applause.

"Hey Mr. Bryant, your mission is not over yet, how can you sit on the sidelines?"

Brother Xiaosa returned to the arena, only to find that Kobe had actually sat back on his chair. He walked over "very angrily" and greeted Kobe again.

"Dude, here comes your trouble!"

Kobe got the microphone again, and suddenly said proudly.

Brother Xiao Sa glanced at him, "Do you want to compare your basketball skills with me? Well, I admit, my basketball skills are definitely not as good as yours!"

"No, no, I'm not going to play basketball with you! That's too unfair to you!"

Kobe explained and tossed the apple in his hand, and said with a weird smile: "I think it's too easy for you to shoot only one card at a time, you should try to shoot two cards at a time, it will be more difficult to defend!"

When he was talking, he didn't wait for the dumbfounded Xiaosha to evade or object, and immediately shouted to the audience who were smiling and watching them spanking: "Guys, you want to see China Tang's two-shot performance ?"

"I think!" The audience immediately replied,

"The voice is too low, Don can't hear it!" Kobe shouted again with a smile.

"miss you!"

"miss you!"

Twice in a row, the voice was louder each time, especially the last "yes", it was a heart-piercing roar, it was definitely a deafening explosion!

Nima, your ears are going deaf!

Brother Xiaosa smiled wryly and glanced at Kobe who was resisting the attack of the sound wave with his mouth wide open, you black mamba is indeed extremely poisonous!How dare you cheat like this?

"alright, you win!"

When everyone's voices were slightly quieter, but they all looked at someone expectantly, Brother Xiaosha could only shrug his shoulders helplessly, glared at the triumphant Kobe and said, "Mr. Bryant, how do you know that I really Will it shoot twice?

"I... you, you really will?"

Kobe was very complacent and wanted to say "I'm just talking nonsense", but suddenly his expression changed, and he said in surprise as if he had seen a ghost: "My God, you must be pretending, you can't be so powerful ! I absolutely do not believe it."

Kobe was horrified, and the audience was even more shocked, all of them stunned as if struck by lightning.

"God! How can China Tang be so perverted?"

"Oh my god, brother Xiaosa can't joke, can he? How can there be such an all-rounder?"

"Idol, can you stop being so fierce? Why do you show different depths every time I see you?"

……

Brother Xiaosha didn't know how unbelievable the audience was, he smiled and held two cards between his fingers, then nodded to Kobe and said: "It's still three digits, the requirements are still those requirements, you're fine, right?" ?”

"Of course no problem, let's get started!" Kobe replied succinctly.

"1, 2, 3"

"Swish"

"my God!"

"My God!"

"how can that be?"

……

Five seconds later, when the two bottles of beverages were directly scratched by two playing cards, and then the juice spilled all over the floor fell on the ground, the entire Madison Stadium was like falling leaves, because all the audience, Even the stars have been completely shocked.

"Unbelievable, really unbelievable! Is this warning others not to come within three meters of him?"

"It's too powerful, unimaginably powerful! This must be the credit of Chinese Kung Fu, otherwise how could Tang be so perverted?"

"Oh my god, is this acrobatics or stunts? Nima, brother Xiaosa, do you want to scare people to death so you can rest assured? My heart almost stopped beating!"

……

"Clap clap clap..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

The applause and cheers finally came, overwhelmingly.It's just that everyone was quiet for nearly 10 seconds. This was real silence. No one spoke, and no one was sleeping or doing something unrelated to the performance. They were all frightened by someone's magical performance.

Eyes watching the excited faces, ears listening to the waves of applause and screams that did not weaken in the slightest, Brother Xiao Sa let out a breath, and then laughed relaxedly.

Nima, I was really lucky just now!Otherwise, my brother would almost be out of embarrassment!

A certain person took a few deep breaths thankfully. Even though he was very relaxed in that scene just now, in fact he poured all his heart into it, because he had never tried the move of shooting two cards at once before, and even more so. Not to mention cutting two plastic bottles at the same time.

Just now the sincerity was put on the bullet, so luck is not bad, plus the face and heart are very strong, he actually showed that kind of relaxed feeling, as if he was really sure to complete it.

"Hey, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills and luck! It seems that brother's acting skills and luck happen to be pretty good!"

After a certain person sighed in his heart, he found that the applause at the scene had gradually diminished, which proved that everyone's passion had finally been released.

So he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, the performance has come to this point, and the next fruit cutting is no longer necessary, so let's send Mr. Superstar to take a break with applause, and I'm just in time for the next performance!"

Amid the applause, Kobe waved his hand and left, and Brother Xiaosa took over the court again.

"Staff, please come up and clean up the venue, and the props I asked for just now can be thrown up!"

He glanced at the messy stadium and immediately made arrangements.

Then, he walked up to Howard and said with a smile: "Dwight, was the performance just now wonderful? Do you still want to compete with me?"

Damn it, only a fool would fight a humanoid weapon like you!

Howard's face turned black when he was asked, but, as the so-called dead duck has a stubborn mouth, how could he immediately admit defeat?Anyway, he is also a strong center of nab!

"Dude, when I retire, I will definitely challenge you one-on-one!"

He could only say so bluntly.

"Hahaha……"

Brother Xiao Sa grinned and didn't say anything, but the audience burst into laughter, because everyone knows that facing an alien pervert who can chop off plastic bottles with cards at any time, even a monster can only Accept the fact of being knocked down, not to mention that after retiring, his physical fitness is not as good as the current World of Warcraft.

"Don, go on!"

Suddenly there was a shout, Brother Xiaosa immediately looked back, and saw an orange-red nab special basketball flying straight towards him.

"Hey, basketball? Is Tang going to perform a dunk?"

At that moment, all the audience who saw this basketball became excited again, because everyone knew that China Tang Ke was still a slam dunk master, and he was also a super master!