Entertainment Achiever System

I didn’t want to write an essay, after all, I’ve never written this kind of thing before, but I was asked by tens of thousands of brothers on the post bar, so I had to try my best!

This morning I was supposed to go to the company to work overtime to earn double soft girl coins, but I happened to meet the idol’s first album signing event, which happened to be held today, and it happened to be in Shanghai. Hey" level, I didn't even make it to the helmsman, but I have to go to the scene to try it out!

So, at the cost of a big meal with my good buddy, I asked him to clock in for me and work for me for a whole day, ahem, I hope the boss will not find out, otherwise I will be depressed!

The alarm clock is set at 5 o'clock in the morning. Although I really don't want to get up at this time, after all, I am not that keen on the tiring work of queuing up, but thinking about it, I owe a lot of favors, and it is impossible to miss my idol because of sleeping in bed The first time (ahem, am I evil?) ah!So, I climbed up with difficulty, washed my hair and rinsed my mouth, and immediately took the subway to Zhengda.

The road was originally very dull, but after meeting a group of "minions" who were also "minions", the road became more fun.

A Tongzi surnamed Gao said, "You said if I took the d-version to find an idol's autograph, would he go crazy?"

I was taken aback at the time: "Dude, are you going to ruin the scene? If a reporter catches it and publishes it, the millions of us in the Xiaosha gang will hate you to death! Those broken corn and Jie Mi still laughing to death?"

Gao Tongzi curled his lips: "I was just joking, besides, the D version hasn't come out yet! If you want to buy it, it will take at least two days."

Another Pu Tongzi said: "I didn't want to go at first, because I am used to downloading mp3s, and I don't need CDs for a long time, but this time Xinsuo did such a great job, I couldn't find any valid links on the Internet, and Brother Xiaosa The song is so good, I really can't wait, so I decided to buy a copy and ask for an autograph by the way!"

After hearing what this guy said, I immediately despised him, "You have the nerve to say that it is because of a guy like you that the works of singers will become less and less, and the high-quality goods will gradually decrease, because everyone can't make money. When the money comes, there is no motivation at all!"

He disdained this statement very much, and said plausibly: "This is bullshit. You should say that the reason why the current records cannot be sold is because the quality of the songs is too poor. Except for the title song, the others are shit. It’s all a waste of money, who would buy an album of this level?”

Hearing our quarrel, a girl on the other side also joined in, she said with certainty: "I think what he said is right, if every singer's album has Brother Xiaosa's "Xiao Sa Xing" If it is of a high standard, everyone will definitely be willing to buy it for collection, because it is worth it.”

I thought to myself: "This is nonsense. Brother Xiaosa's record is an unprecedented classic! The quality is definitely at the level of a selection album. Any song can be the title song. Who else is willing to use it like this?"

……

Chatting and farting all the way, the closer you get to Zhengda, the more crowded the subway is, and more and more people want to participate in today's signing event, almost all of them are members of the fan club who have made an appointment with each other.

To be honest, compared with the 'regular army' led by the rudder master and the hall master, our "minion army" is really incompetent. There is no member uniform, no member hat, no support card, and nothing.

And these regular legions have everything ready, sitting on the subway and shouting slogans together, making it very lively, attracting some people who were not interested in it at first, and it seems that they really developed a few members on the spot.

You are really great. Compared with you, I am really ashamed of the word "Bangzhong"!

Probably because I felt ashamed, Pu Tongzi and Gao Tongzi were too embarrassed to open their mouths, I was also ashamed and stopped looking for topics, and began to look forward to it in my heart, what should I say if I saw an idol?Should he be called Brother Xiaosa, or Tang Xiaosa, or the boss?

After about an hour, we finally arrived at the end of Line 1, and everyone laughed and got off the bus.

To be honest, I am too lazy to move. I visited Zhengda Plaza a few years ago, and now I don’t have any impression of it. At that time, I only remembered that I had to walk when I got off the subway, which seemed to be 300 meters away.

But at that time, I was following the big army, so I didn't need to think too much, so I followed everyone to the main gate of Zhengda.

As the saying goes, a mountain is higher than a mountain, I am so obedient, it is unbelievable!

I think I came very early, and it was less than 7 o'clock when I arrived here!It's only just getting brighter!

But who would have thought that there are still three hours before the door opens, and there are already at least 2000 people sitting or standing on the steps here. This is winter!They came earlier than me when the temperature was only a few degrees?

Well, I was tortured again at that time, and I finally understood a very important question: Why am I such a veteran gangster, and I am still a "little guy" until now?Why am I not the helmsman?

Obviously, I'm not doing my best, I'm not pure enough, I can't afford their investment!

People say: See the truth in adversity.

Seeing them who braved the severe cold but looked cheerful, I just want to say one thing, you are the real fans, I am only half of what is great, and I can only be regarded as a fan who supports the genuine version, not a fan.

"Are you from the branch hall too?" A girl wearing a full set of equipment came over and asked me. She is quite cute, with a round face, big eyes, and two dimples on her face. She has an amiable smile.

"Ah... I'm a registered member!" I said embarrassedly.

"Then why didn't you bring your support uniform? And why don't you have your hat and balloon stick?" The girl is very happy, or every time there is an additional fan, she will be happy!

I'm embarrassed to say that I'm a lazy person, and the most annoying thing is shopping, so I didn't buy it at the beginning, so I had to ask her: "Do you have extras? Sell me a set!"

She laughed and said happily: "There are a few more sets, a full set of 100 yuan, including a support suit, including a hat and a colorful balloon stick that can be blown up and shaken vigorously in your hand. Do you want it?"

I agreed, and she ran over to pick up a bag and handed it to me, then took my money, and took the notebook and carefully registered my name and Penguin number on it, which was regarded as an account.

They really are professional fans!My eyes were opened again.

In the cold wind, I quickly changed into the support uniform, er, it was actually a red sleeveless cotton waistcoat with the three big black characters of Xiaosha Gang printed on the back, and nothing else. I'm at the level of "minions".

Quack, but the quality is pretty good, and it feels a lot warmer after wearing it.

Then I put the hat on my head too, hehe, just to keep warm, it would be even better if I had a pair of gloves, after all the gate is windy!His hands were numb with cold.

Next, I kept looking at my watch and stomping my feet non-stop. I never thought that three hours would be so long.

Cold and hungry, this is a veritable cold and hungry, I want to buy breakfast to fill my stomach many times, but I can't bear to leave because there are too many people waiting at the door, if I If you walk away, and come back later, I'm afraid you will be ranked outside the 4 or 5000. Wouldn't it be a waste of time?

So, I had to endure it, and had to chat and fart with the fellows around me, and even took pictures of some of the fellows who came here.

In this way, the time passed slowly, and soon it was 10 o'clock. When the waiting people did not know how many people were waiting, Zhengda finally opened the door.

"Everyone line up, don't be crowded, we must set an example!"

"First go up to the 8th floor to buy records, then go down to the 5th floor and wait in line. Everyone, be careful, don't fall down when you are crowded!"

"The official fan club can send someone to buy it together. If you want it, you can come to me to register. You can pay for it when you get the CD."

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The gate was opening, and the real official yelled with an electric horn. Dozens of them stood up at once, turning all the fans into a standard queuing mode, and immediately formed 4 long queues at the gate , no longer look messy.

Hehe, I came early, and I was wearing a "uniform", so I became one of the official fans, and enjoyed the treatment of standing in the front row, paying for the CD and preparing to sign it, unlike the general "O Hey" just like the Legion, they have to work hard to climb up and down by themselves, as tired as dogs.

With secret pride in our hearts, we slowly lined up to enter the arena. To be honest, this scene was really spectacular.

Tens of thousands of people!Everyone chatted while walking, this kind of scene is really fancy, hahaha, just like when the whole school went to the spring outing together in elementary school, it is really very interesting.

As soon as we went up to the 5th floor, we immediately saw today's "main venue", because a large photo of Brother Xiaosa had been hung on a built-up stage, smiling at us.

At that moment, everyone cheered, and I saw that the leading group of "big leaders" couldn't help but quicken their pace, and they obviously couldn't wait.

We official fans directly entered the first area of ​​the queuing area, that is, the iron railing ~ the area in the middle of the stage, but there are too many people, such an area cannot stand at all, and the second area behind is completely occupied, so that Just right.

I curiously asked a "helmsman": "How many people came to our official support club today?"

"There are only so few people? Don't we have hundreds of thousands of registered fans in Shanghai?" I was very puzzled, really puzzled.

"Didn't you know that the idol sent a blog appeal?"

He glanced at me suspiciously, and explained: "Brother Xiaosa said that today you can only sign 7000 records at most, so he hopes that everyone will restrain themselves, don't all come here, and even if you come, you won't be able to buy special autographs." Selling CDs, so we persuaded everyone in the group not to be impulsive, to leave more opportunities for ordinary fans and fans, to strive to sell more idol records, and strive to break through the super barrier of [-] million copies as soon as possible !"

This is the real fan!

I couldn't help being awed, shocked by their behavior, and once again felt ashamed.

The number of people at the scene was increasing, and the number of security guards and reporters also increased rapidly. The long queue quickly spread to the fourth floor, and many people on the higher floors poked their heads out, and they kept taking pictures with their mobile phones. us.

At about 10:10, I suddenly heard someone yelling "Brother Xiaosa is here". The most conspicuous is the extremely handsome handsome brother.

Amidst the screams, I breathed a sigh of relief because the lateness did not happen to the idol, which meant that the signing will start soon.

Sure enough, after waiting for more than 10 minutes, a young man who looked very gentle and familiar appeared on the stage. As soon as he appeared, we immediately shouted loudly: "Li Minghao!"

He waved his hand, and said with a smile amid everyone's screams: "Hi everyone! The signing will start soon, please pay attention to the order of the scene, because there are really too many fans here today, please don't let it happen. If there is no dangerous incident, let's complete this signing together perfectly, shall we?"

"Okay!" Everyone yelled in response.

Amidst the sound waves, a group of people appeared surrounded by the idol in casual clothes. He waved to everyone when he stepped onto the stage. Amidst our crazy screams, he took the mic and said, "We don't play tricks today." Ba Nao's stuff is just a simple signing, if journalist friends want to interview, you can wait until the afternoon to go to the hotel where I live in Harbin to interview, well, now everyone can line up and walk on the stage one by one!"

"Brother Xiaosa is so cute!"

At that time, many people and I were talking to ourselves and giving evaluations like this, but the DVs and cameras in everyone's hands did not hesitate to shoot wildly at the idol.

The first row of Zhizi immediately lined up and walked onto the stage, and then we saw the idol shaking hands with the first fan, and said a few words, and then saw the first autographed Zhizi excitedly holding a CD and a The inside page jumped off the stage.

At that time we didn't know why he was so excited, but later I found out that he got the idol's unique autograph, and there is another sentence: I wish the friend who got my first autographed CD a happy life!

Ahhhhhh, let me die!This is the real first time!

At that moment, all those who knew the news were envious and jealous, wishing they could trade with that guy.

The simple signature was really fast. I was probably ranked 3rd or 400th. It was my turn soon. I walked up to him and took a closer look at him. The skin is really good. It’s not that dark. It’s very healthy. He is wheat-colored, with two thick black eyebrows and piercing eyes. I was shocked after just one glance, but I just said "Come on, idol" and forgot to shake hands.

He said "thank you" and signed it in a fluttering manner. I also took the CD and the signed inside page and walked down stupidly. I was almost downstairs before I remembered that I forgot to shake hands just now!

Hey, it seems that we can only wait for the next opportunity! (To be continued.)