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Clothes that do not return home are like brocades walking at night. .

The meaning of this sentence is very simple, that is to say, if a person is developed and does not go back to his hometown to show off, who knows if your kid will stand up and sing?Doesn't this just mean wearing gold and silver to show ghosts in the dark?

Brother Xiaosa is from Bashu, but not a town under the rule of the capital of Shu. Strictly speaking, he landed at Shuangliu Airport by plane. 7 hours!

But it doesn't matter, because the top of his household registration book is Sichuan, China, as long as he is from Sichuan.

"Tang Xiaosa is back home, did you know that?"

This is a very simple interrogative sentence, just like "Have you eaten yet?", but such a sentence has become the hottest phrase in the entire Bashu Province in recent days, not one of them.

"Tomorrow, when Tang Xiaosa comes home, will you queue up?" - "Chengdu Daily"

"Tang Xiaosa's hometown signing, will you tie it up for him?" —— "Tianfu Morning Post"

"Tang Xiaosa is back, we are all going to pick him up, we are all cheering for him!" - "Chengdu Business Daily"

"Brother Xiaosa returns to his hometown to sign a sale, fellow villagers + fans gather together!" —— "West China Metropolis Daily"

……

The winter in Sichuan is never too cold, especially in the afternoon, when the sun is still shining, the temperature can basically be kept at around 7 or 8 degrees.

At this temperature, if there is nothing to do, most people would be happy to go out for a stroll, not only to pass the time, but also to go out to bask in the mildew.

Under such circumstances, Brother Xiaosa, who is known as "the most powerful Sichuan star in history", has already boarded a plane from Lhasa to Chengdu, and he will land at Shuangliu Airport in two hours.

……

Li Shuai is a senior electrical engineer. He just came back from Guangzhou by plane and was going to celebrate the birthday of his precious son. Moreover, in order to give his son a surprise, he deliberately did not call to inform his family. He also took the flight back at noon to prepare In the afternoon, I went to pick up my son home from school, and bought him a cake by the way.

From the security check to the takeoff, everything went smoothly. Li Shuai was a little excited, because he hadn't held his son in his arms for almost half a year, so he didn't feel sleepy at all, so he asked the flight attendant for some newspapers, and decided to read slowly. After two or three hours.

"Qiangzi, our flight seems to be an hour earlier than Brother Xiaosa's flight! Then when we arrive in Chengdu, won't we just be able to pick up his plane?"

The voice of a female passenger rang out, sitting right behind him.

Damn, why is Tang Xiaosa again?Do you dare to disappear this name?

Hearing what this female passenger said, Li Shuai really couldn't help but want to complain, because the newspaper he got happened to have a report about Brother Xiaosa: Tang Xiaosa's national signing trip was over half, and the album sales exceeded 1700 million worldwide.

Nima, there are reports about him every day, whether it’s scandals or sales, or the airport is crowded with fans picking up the plane, or it’s how lively the autograph session is, these gauze reporters are so good at making nothing, how much are they charged? Is it the black money that reports so frantically?

Could you calm Lao Tzu's eyes and ears a little bit?

Li Shuai really doesn't like the so-called celebrities, he doesn't even like watching TV, movies, and even songs, he only likes classical music, so he has never chased stars and never will.

When he was feeling powerless to complain, the 'Qiangzi' who was sitting next to him replied: "Yeah! That's why I bought this flight! The purpose is to be able to participate in the pick-up event, haha, I finally want to see It's Brother Xiaosa's true face!"

Fuck, luckily it wasn't born by me!

At this moment, Li Shuai just wanted to ask him a question: "Tu Nian, does mother know that you are wasting money like this?"

He didn't ask, but the female passenger behind said: "I'm afraid we won't be able to stand in the front of the queue later, right? The official said that tens of thousands of people from the Sichuan branch would come. I'm afraid the hall will be overcrowded, right?"

"That's true! After all, Sichuan is the idol's hometown. It's the first time he comes back to show his face. I'm afraid the attraction will be scary!"

Qiang Zai said a little depressed: "We can only see the opportunity later, maybe we can communicate with the organizers here to see if they can give us two positions!"

"Well, I don't know if today's pick-up event will break the record of 1.5 people present at Jinan Station. It looked so spectacular on TV at the time! The entire airport seemed to be blocked. It is said that all evacuated and returned home. It took over 3 hours."

"It's definitely not a problem! This is Brother Xiao Sa's hometown, if you come here, you can at least break [-]!"

"Damn it, I hate Tang Xiaosa!"

Hearing the question and answer of the two, Li Shuai's face changed, and he shouted again in his heart.

your sister!Shuangliu Airport is not big in the first place, and the area and design of the waiting hall cannot be compared with Capital Airport at all. For such an old airport, if 1.5 people come to pick up the plane directly, all passengers will have to be stranded. , because everyone can't move at all!

How can you go fast when there are people everywhere and screams everywhere?

"Hahaha, then you must take a good picture later, and pay attention to the camera, maybe you can see us on TV then!"

"I……"

Li Shuai couldn't be quiet anymore, he turned his head to look at "Qiangzi" who was about to speak, and said, "Little brother, is it meaningful for you to pursue stars? Can you get anything?"

Whether I follow the stars or not, does it matter to you?

Uh, this is the response of a normal middle school fan, but 'Qiang Zai' is not that stupid yet, so he glanced at Li Shuai and said with a smile: "Chasing stars is a very happy thing! He can make me feel Enriched!"

"Yes, we can witness everything about our idol. Whether he is happy or sad, we will spend it with her. This is actually a kind of spiritual sustenance!" The woman in the back row also responded.

hapiness?Enriched?And also spiritual sustenance?

Li Shuai almost burst out laughing, he just wanted to spit his face!

I was full enough to play star chasing, but they chased me out of philosophical meaning. Is this why I didn't wake up?Or are all the young people now eating 'QiPai Pills'?

Li Shuai twitched the corner of his mouth, and smiled and said, "It costs a lot of money to chase stars, right? Does your family know? Will they object to you?"

In his opinion, once this question is asked, both of them will definitely burst into words, "Who cares about you?"

Because he is obviously too lenient, and there is some provocative taste in it, and he is also ready to accept being scolded.

but--

"It didn't cost much!"

Qiangzi didn't get angry, but smiled and said: "It only cost a few hundred yuan before and after, and I came out after playing two games of mahjong. As for the family, who cares about such a trivial matter? My parents used to chase after the 'Four Heavenly Kings'." ', crazier than us! The whole family saves money and goes to Tianhe Stadium to watch their concert! Nothing at all."

Well, I convinced you!

Li Shuai shook his head, really feeling speechless!

Just when he wanted to be deaf and ignore it, two passengers in the front row joined in:

"Boy, where is Tang Xiaosa's signing in Chengdu tomorrow? My daughter is a loyal fan of his. If I can help her get an autographed CD, she will be very happy!"

"That's right! We just arrived in Chengdu, so I can get my son an autographed record by a big star, so that he won't have to skip class and queue up. That would be a worry!"

Your sister, parents like you, I am really speechless!

Li Shuai rolled his eyelids without anyone noticing, and glanced at them roughly. They were two middle-aged men, and he knew at a glance that they should belong to the kind of people who were on business trips.

What made him even more speechless was that these two middle-aged people seemed to have made a start. With their impetus, many interested people suddenly appeared in the cabin. Many people seriously inquired about the location of the signing event.

Moreover, under such circumstances, several fan-level people appeared in the cabin. They were embarrassed to say it just now, but they no longer hide it at this time. Interested travelers act as narrators.

"This Tang Xiaosa seems to be different from other celebrities. He can do everything. If he learns cross talk, he will be even better!"

"I used to think that Li Yuchun should be the fastest star in China. I never thought that there would be someone who could climb faster than her! And she's not a draft pick!"

"Look at the report, it sold 1700 million copies in two weeks, which is more than five times that of Jay Chou's album this year! Why are they still selling so many?"

"Didn't you hear his songs? Although I didn't buy a record, I often hear his songs playing. They are really good. It seems that every song is very good."

……

The ears were full of similar discussions, and the passengers all put the topic on a star, which made Li Shuai feel like a Spartan.

At this time, he really wanted to yell: "Nimma, do you dare to stop calling Tang Xiaosa? I'm so tired of this name recently!"

read the newspaper, with him;

Watching TV, still have him!

Sometimes I turned on the car radio, but there was still him!

I didn't expect to take a plane, but the whole plane was talking about him!

Brother is really annoying!

However, making people angry is obviously not what a smart person should do. He opened his mouth, and finally put the earplugs on his ears in desperation, planning to sleep in Chengdu with his eyes closed.

I can't say it, so just out of sight and out of mind, let you discuss it!

However, at this moment, Qiang Zai, who was sitting next to him, patted his shoulder and said with a smile, "Brother, are you from Sichuan? Do you prefer Li Yuchun or Tang Xiaosa?"

Li Shuai was shocked, and he howled in his heart, wanting to cry but without tears: "Your sister, let me go shit!" (To be continued.)