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"Kangxi is here, and today's invitation is... please follow me to welcome the superstar Mr. Tang Xiaosa again!"

After a burst of intense music ended, Cai Kangyong, wearing a black gentleman's hat, suit and leather shoes, and holding a civilized stick in his hand, sat on a chair and gave a welcome speech. .

Immediately, amidst a burst of cheers and applause, Xiao S, who was sitting next to him, wearing a suspenders and a miniskirt, looked very sexy, also bowed with a smile on her face, and quickly took the words: "And he My best friend, super beauty, Miss Guo Biting, the little queen of the advertising world!"

At this time, the camera lens turned to a group of sofas opposite the two hosts. There happened to be a very handsome and casually dressed guy sitting on the sofa. He smiled and waved to everyone.

And next to him was Guo Biting, who was wearing jeans, a long-sleeved t-shirt, loose long hair, and a little light makeup. She looked very pure and beautiful. She also waved with a smile.

Beautiful women are always very popular, and Guo Biting also received unanimous applause from the audience, and the cheers were not small at all. In terms of charm, she really couldn't lose to someone else.

"Hey, did you notice? Our two guests today look like a couple!"

The one who can say such things is definitely not Cai Kangyong, who is a scholar, but only a crazy and open-minded little S.

She crossed her two beautiful legs, and said in amazement, "Really, it looks very similar. The clothes you wear look like couple outfits, what do you think?"

She seemed to be asking her partner Cai Kangyong, but the camera focused on a man and a woman sitting together.

Facing the camera lens, Brother Xiaosha shook his head helplessly, while Guo Biting covered his mouth and smiled lightly, neither of them reacted much.

Just kidding, they all decided to be on the show "Kangxi Is Coming", how could they not take some time to learn about this show?And what kind of virtue is the host, it is even more impossible not to understand.

Therefore, both of them are ready to be made things difficult, and they also know the scale of this show.

Cai Kangyong said in his usual gentle manner, "S, I think this topic should be left for the end, otherwise, if Tang Xiaosa and Guo Biting leave the venue halfway, we will suffer a great loss!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

As the two parties shook their heads helplessly, the audience at the scene burst into laughter again, and Brother Xiaosa finally said: "You two hosts, can you stop this? If I really pass on to Tingting There was a scandal..."

"What do you call her?"

Cai Kangyong asked suddenly, his face seemed a little serious!

Xiao S also asked, "You call her Tingting?"

I'll wipe it, can't I call it that way?

Brother Xiaosa glanced at them in confusion, and then at Guo Biting, who was also puzzled, and couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"My nickname..."

"pause!"

Guo Biting was about to explain, but Xiao S interrupted, and stood up from the chair, then walked in front of Brother Xiaosa in three or two steps, then suddenly stretched out her hands, grabbed his shoulders, He said in a hurried tone: "You call Tingting again! Hurry up!"

I'll go, where did this come from?

A certain person was really messed up, and looked up at the pair of plump breasts on Xiao S's chest in a silly way. He was going to break away from her palm, but he was really embarrassed to do it in this posture, otherwise, a If he is not careful, he will touch the pair of breasts in front of him.

"Hey, s, you are too much!"

At the critical moment, Cai Kangyong said with a smile: "You are not the only one in this world whose nickname is Tingting. Are you too domineering?"

"Well, you're not really that excited for that reason, are you?"

After listening to Cai Kangyong's explanation, Brother Xiaosa looked at the unhappy little S with a bit of dumbfounding, and really admired her funny talent.

Sure enough, she is a well-known female-level host with a flirtatious young lady who can easily take the opportunity to make fun of her!

And Guo Biting next to him also laughed so hard that she fell on the armrest of the sofa, her beautiful long black hair almost hanging down on the floor.

"Do you know? When I held his shoulder just now, I was actually thinking about a question!"

After returning to the seat and sitting down again, Xiao S said to Cai Kangyong calmly, with a look of excitement in her eyes.

"Is it convenient to say it for everyone to listen to?" Cai Kangyong showed a look of "I am very interested".

Little S licked her lips, glanced lightly at the smiling person, and then said lewdly: "I'm thinking, if Guo Biting is a muscular man like him, If you are really with him, when you do some sports, I am afraid that the sheets will be torn!"

Pfft~ I'm going!

Someone on the sofa sprayed immediately, sat upright all of a sudden, looked at the little S who was winking at him in disbelief, and couldn't believe that she would say such a naked color~ love jokes.

your sister!Is the topic of tearing the bedsheets something you can casually talk about on TV?

What's more, the heroine is still Guo Biting, especially when she is present in person!

It is no exaggeration to say that these words were like thunder rolling from the sky, and the hairs of Brother Xiaosha, who was caught off guard, stood on end in an instant.

God is pitiful, he has been on a lot of variety shows and radio interviews in the past month, but who dares to be so aggressive in mainland shows?How can the scale be so big?

Even though he has been on a lot of shows, but in real terms, all the shows are actually just routine, because the questions asked by the host are basically old questions, and they don’t even need to use their brains, just come out of a template Same.

As a result, he has adapted to the standards of the mainland, and he really feels a little overwhelmed now, because no one knows whether the host of "Sex ~ Female" Xiao S will ask more embarrassing questions. Woolen cloth?

In fact, at this time, Guo Biting next to Brother Xiaosa was even more embarrassed, because Xiao S's words were really too explicit, too imaginative, tearing up the bedsheets, as an adult, who doesn't know what it means?

It is no exaggeration to say that if Guo Biting, who was almost dying of embarrassment, could kill someone with her depression, Xiao S who is smiling charmingly, even if she has 100 lives, she is not enough to die, and she will definitely be frustrated.

At this moment, the scene was full of exclamations and bursts of laughter. It could be seen that everyone did not expect Xiao S to be so fierce. From the very beginning, he gave the two famous stars a blow, making them both stupid.

About three seconds later, seeing that the two guests were almost unable to get off the stage, Cai Kangyong, who was the 'rhythm controller', immediately said: "S, you are too impatient, don't think I didn't see it, you just now Are you going to give Tang Xiaosa a loving hug? Whenever a handsome or manly male guest arrives, you will use this trick."

"Hey, why are you exposing me again?"

Xiao S patted Cai Kangyong's shoulder fiercely, blinked coquettishly at someone who was stunned, then really stood up amidst the cheers of the audience, and walked over to the dumbfounded Brother Xiaosa with catwalks Before that, boldly and unrestrainedly separated her well-proportioned legs slightly and stood still, said: "Tang Xiaosa, I have wanted to experience your strong hug for a long time, do you dare to fulfill my little wish today?"

"Awwhhh..."

The audience was booing and screaming, but Brother Xiaosa didn't feel happy at all. If he hadn't kept in mind that the show was being recorded, he would have stood up and jumped behind the sofa all at once.

your sister!Dare you not to be so bold and uninhibited?If you spread your legs a little further, I can see your tummy. If you weren't wearing jeans, wouldn't you be making a fool of yourself?

That's right, as a super healthy man, he was teased wantonly by the pretty little s, and when he looked up, he could see her bulging breasts, and when he looked down, he could see her mystery , It's impossible for there to be no response, isn't it?

Fortunately, he was wearing jeans today. If he changed into western trousers, he couldn't guarantee whether he would lift his crotch into a bag.

He was in a difficult situation, but Xiao S stepped forward half a step, a pair of breasts almost reached his head, and said softly: "You treat me as your female fan! Hugs Don't you dare?"

I go!What dare I dare not?

A certain person was furious, and suddenly realized that if she didn't show a little bit of manliness, according to Xiao S's surname, she would definitely stalk her today to show her charm, because about her "surname burnt" There are really too many things to disturb the male guest.

Like Wu Yanzu, Chen Guanxi, Zhou Jielun, Luo Zhixiang, Yan Chengxu, Zhou Yumin, Fei Xiang, Liu Dehua... etc., they have all been subjected to the three major tunes of Xiao S~The tricks of the show: "Salty pig hand", "Sit down **","Princess hug".

Well, since you want to play openly, then brother let go and play!

I'm no longer an innocent little virgin, so I'm still afraid that if you eat me, I won't succeed?

After thinking this way, under the watchful eyes of the audience, he suddenly stood up, and then with a wicked smile, he hugged Xiao S, who was complacent, into his arms, and tightly bound one hand Her back was exposed, and the other hand seemed to have accidentally landed on her perky nipples.

Moreover, the big hand that landed on the small buttocks pinched it quickly, and at the same time, his sphincter tightened, making something that was already bulging in the crotch directly turn into a steel pipe, because of the height. , just right on the lower abdomen of the absent-minded little S, causing her to open her mouth in amazement, and a trace of complexity flashed in her eyes.

At that moment, the audience was silent, but then there were various whistles and screams. (To be continued.)