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To be honest, if you perform Mandarin songs in front of countless foreigners, no matter how good you are at singing, you are playing the piano against the cow. .

It’s the same as foreigners singing English songs in front of us. Even though they sound very good, everyone thinks it’s not bad. They can’t understand the meaning of the song at all. At most, they think the melody seems to be good.

If Tang Xiaosa was an ordinary singer, without any other unique skills, then he would definitely sing a song, such as "Blue and White Porcelain" with a beautiful melody. You will feel that the melody is good, so you will applaud.

However, he is Tang Xiaosa!The unique Tang Xiaosha.

How could he be satisfied with only a little applause and applause from foreigners like ordinary Chinese singers?

Yes, it is impossible for him to be satisfied with such a small sense of accomplishment. After all, this is a grand stage that is broadcast live to hundreds of countries and regions around the world. If calculated carefully, the potential influence is much greater than that of the Spring Festival Gala.

After all, the Spring Festival Gala is only watched by Chinese, or very few foreigners will watch it, so its global influence is actually not that great.

So, what can I perform?

To be honest, when he received the performance invitation letter from the Grammy Organizing Committee, he almost subconsciously wanted to refuse, instead of feeling excited and excited.

Because how should I put it, if he just goes up to sing a song casually, although he can go on business smoothly and there will be no accidents, but, once he goes up on such a grand stage and such a strong attention, he will be willing to do it casually Come down with a little applause?

And if you want to perform well and let more people remember you, you must perform well and do some tricks, but then again, how can there be so many good ideas?If it's just a repetitive performance, it's too boring.

In the end, under the persuasion of Gao Yan and Li Minghao, someone finally thought of a pretty good performance method, that is--a mixed performance of piano + ventriloquist.

Yes, this is the way he prepared to perform, and he didn't intend to sing in front of a large number of foreigners, because that would be a thankless task.

Many people know how to play piano solo, especially many ordinary people in Europe and America. After all, there are a lot of pianos!Many foreigners have learned musical instruments since they were young. It is not a profession, but a hobby and hobby.

In addition, someone's piano level is only first-class at the performance level, not a first-class performer, so there is really nothing worth performing for a solo instrument.

But what about piano solos plus his unique (and thus far) ability to imitate?

For example, the piano plays the main instrument, and his mouth acts as an auxiliary instrument, adding all traditional national instruments such as pipa, erhu, guzheng, and flute one by one?

Hahaha, isn't this a gimmick, and at the same time, it can arouse foreigners' interest in Chinese national musical instruments?

That's right, someone always remembers what the system said to him at the beginning: The reason why you are asked to learn so many traditional musical instruments is because you have to work hard to promote them in the future, and only national ones are the world.

Now that he had thought of a good plan, and he could achieve it in one fell swoop, he immediately agreed to the performance invitation of the Grammy Organizing Committee, and then spent two days of free time in a row, and finally performed this song that will definitely be on the stage. The "Blue and White Porcelain Performance Version" on the Grammy stage is ready.

And now, he is about to accept the "review" of nearly 10 billion viewers around the world!

Amidst the audience's doubts and their polite silence, Tang Xiaosa on the stage pressed the black and white piano keys.

dong dong dong dong dong...

A string of beautiful notes flowed gently from his hands, and when some of his fans exclaimed "This is "Blue and White Porcelain"", the live camera took a close-up of Tang Xiaosha's mouth .

Yes, the close-up is his lips, not the whole upper body, because at this moment, Tang Xiaosha's mouth has been pursed, and the sound of another instrument is heard in the ears of all the audience.

The sound of this instrument is very unique, so unique that it makes people feel comfortable, especially for foreign audiences, all of them can't help but close their eyes, as if they are attending a high-end concert, for fear of making a noise and disturbing the audience. emotions and thoughts of the performer.

They just thought to themselves: "I don't know what kind of musical instrument China Tang imitated playing with ventriloquism? It's so beautiful and beautiful, and the sound is not worse than the violin at all!"

But at this time, the Chinese audience in front of the TV was different.

"Holy shit, shit, this trick is really j8 blown up! How dare you use such a magical trick directly on this stage? Isn't this embarrassing for the performers behind?"

"Oh my God, I suddenly found out that Tang Xiaosa is so handsome! Really, seeing how he plays the piano, he is even more handsome than the most handsome prince! And he is so talented. If someone marries him, wouldn't it be like Is it as lucky as a mouse falling into a rice bowl?"

"The gang leader is so awesome! How awesome! Hahaha, look at those foreigners and his sisters, they all seem to be hypnotized. This fully reflects the invincible charm of our idol!"

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As the saying goes, the layman sees the fun, the expert sees the doorway.

The viewers in front of the TV are basically laymen, they can only listen to pop music, and they don't have much advanced music appreciation ability, it goes without saying.

However, today's stage is the Grammy Music Awards Ceremony, and the audience who come to the scene are not only the audience watching the fun and idols, but also hundreds of singers, songwriters, and music producers who specialize in music art!

Ordinary audiences and fans just think that Tang Xiaosa (Chinese Tang) on ​​stage is very cool and powerful. He can actually match a beautiful piece of music with ventriloquist and piano so well. Hard work gave them a sense of curiosity and pleasure.

However, in the hearts of those professionals at the scene and in front of the TV, they can be said to be envious of someone, and they still have a sense of admiration that cannot be concealed.

I won't talk about the piano skills, because there is nothing to say, after all, it is not at the master level.

However, the ventriloquism can reach this level, just like a real professional instrumentalist performing, this is really shocking!

What is ventriloquism?To put it simply, this thing is a whistle. Anyway, the skill is in the mouth, and it is similar to the rogue whistle.

However, it is too difficult to be able to whistle without any noise or breath. How much lung capacity does it need?

However, the guy on the stage did it with ease.

He didn't blush, he wasn't out of breath, and he could still play the piano gracefully, as if this kind of thing wasn't difficult for him at all.

Isn't this intentional to hurt people?Isn't this a clear proof that people are more dead than people?

"Why can he achieve such a level? Why can his ventriloquist be so fake?"

A classical music artist at the scene was tangled in his hair. The better Tang Xiaosa performed, the more tangled he became.

Because after someone performs like this, there must be countless young people around the world who will follow suit spontaneously. No matter how many people can learn, they will definitely divert students who play classical instruments.

After all, if you can perform with a whistle, who would want to practice boring fingering day after day?

Besides, how cool is whistle playing!The performance is convenient, and it is definitely an indispensable skill for chasing beautiful girls!

"My God, how many musical instruments does this Chinese Tang know? And why do these musical instruments sound so good? It seems that they are not inferior to violin and guitar!"

The singers in the pop music world don't have too much entanglement, they just feel surprised and curious, because they never thought that there are so many musical instruments with very beautiful sounds in the world, but they didn't know it before.

Pipa, Guzheng, Erhu, Xiao, Dizi, Lusheng, the six instruments do not have any repetition at all. Tang Xiaosa can switch freely, as if he can use whichever he wants, without being jerky or unnatural at all.

What?How could he hang on like this?

Just kidding, this is a big scene that he has specially "rehearsed" for 10 billion viewers around the world, he must put some thought into it!

Someone who was performing affectionately did not know that because of his shocking appearance in this program, in a relatively short period of time, Chinese traditional musical instruments seemed to have suddenly become the focus of attention of European and American musicians.

At the same time, some music masters have also developed a strong curiosity about traditional Chinese musical instruments. The classical music art halls in many countries, such as the United States, Britain, France, Germany, and Italy, are all interested in the well-known Chinese musical instruments. The Chinese Orchestra issued an invitation to perform.

And because Tang Xiaosa has set off this kind of "Chinese folk music style" upsurge, many people in these countries are willing to pay the bill to enter the venue, and they don't worry about the lack of attendance. Also stuffed the purse full of foreign exchange.

Well, this can be regarded as a great effort to promote the development of national musical instruments around the world!

Regardless of whether the audience was intoxicated or shocked, the performance version of "Blue and White Porcelain" ended after about 5 minutes.

When Tang Xiaosa pressed the last key and the lingering sound slowly disappeared, all the audience of more than 2 people, including celebrities and guests from all walks of life, stood up.

The movements are so neat and beautiful.

"Clap clap clap clap..."

There was no cheering, no screaming, all the people applauded enthusiastically, and all of them smiled with admiration, even a super queen like Madonna was no exception.

More than a dozen cameras at the scene perfectly showed the expressions of the audience in front of the global audience one by one. Everyone can fully feel how enthusiastic the audience is and how amazing the performer Tang Xiaosa is. Much loved.

"Brother Xiao Sa (Chinese Tang) is too powerful!"

At that moment, an unknown number of people all over the world couldn't help sighing. (To be continued.)