Entertainment Achiever System

"Hi Stephen, I'm Pete, any cool things to introduce after so long summer vacation?"

Just after he came back from Switzerland and put down his suitcase, Pete took his mobile phone and couldn't wait to contact his friends, because he planned to gather a group of friends to go camping in Yellowstone Park. After all, New York in summer is really too hot. The temperature in the city is as high as 38 degrees, and I can only stay at home with the air conditioner all day, and dare not go out at all.

"Oh my god, Pete you bloody bastard finally got around to calling me!"

Stephen on the other end of the phone screamed and said angrily: "I thought you went to Iraq to serve as a soldier! The phone has been turned off all the time, and you haven't responded to emails."

"Ha ha……"

Pete laughed awkwardly, and he thought to himself, can I tell you that I left in such a hurry, so did I forget my phone?Can I say because I had so much fun in Switzerland that I forgot to say hello to my friends?

He shrugged and said apologetically, "Stephen, don't get angry. Didn't I come up with a great idea? What do you think of us taking Lucy and Chris to Montana for a tour?" We can go hunting on horseback, and we can go camping in Yellowstone National Park. I have always wanted to kill a brown bear and let everyone know how good I am! What do you think of this idea?"

"It's so weak, buddy, it's really too weak!"

Stephen couldn't help laughing at him after hearing this, and said quickly: "You know what? The weather is not suitable for camping at all, because mosquitoes and poisonous snakes will want to eat you up. Anyway, I don't want to Die young, and if you go to God, I'm sure I'll remember to put an epitaph on your tombstone: Idiots. Died of summer snakes. What do you think of that proposal, man?"

Damn it, the bastard!

Pete snorted in displeasure, and subconsciously asked: "Then what are your plans? There is still more than a month of vacation! Do you stay at home and masturbate to the computer every day? Be careful and never get hard again. "

"Don't worry you bastard! I will never fail to get hard!"

Stephen retorted on the other end of the phone: "You should worry about yourself, because your big belly is almost covering your dick, if you don't lose weight, I think you can only take a flight, because there can't be beautiful women Will love a fat man dressed as a pregnant woman."

no doubt.The lethality of this sentence was really too great, Big Pete hung up the phone with a bang, and then he sat in front of the computer angrily.I wrote a question on my 'Facebook': "Do fat people like beautiful women?"

Then, he thought about it and added another question: "What is the best way to lose weight?"

Just after all this was done, his cell phone rang and he took it over to have a look.It was Stephen who called.This made Pete hesitate a bit, wondering if he should pick it up.

But he thought about it now, and felt that men shouldn't be as stingy as women, so he finally connected the phone when the fifth ring rang. Before he could ask "what are you doing", Stephen on the other end of the phone preempted Said: "Peter, you are such a bitch! Just kidding and got angry and hung up on me. I think it is necessary for me to record this on my 'Facebook'. Just say 'bitch' Pete ..."

"Do you want to die, Stephen!"

Stephen didn't finish speaking at all, and was directly shocked by the murderous growl of the furious Pete.Then I heard Pete say: "If you dare to do this, I will definitely blow your balls and let you try a real pussy life! I mean definitely!"

Pete had to be angry!Almost everyone in their class, and even the whole school, has a "Facebook" account, and everyone has added alumni groups and class groups. As long as Stephen really calls out the nickname of 'twat' Pete, the consequences will be terrific. Needless to imagine, the insulting nickname of 'Lady' will definitely become a stain in his life, which cannot be washed away.

It's a pity that he didn't threaten, but after he threatened, Stephen was not afraid anymore. He only heard the bad friend laugh and said, "Peter, I don't like others to threaten me. I didn't want to write it at first, but you threatened me." After me, I suddenly want to write a diary, this is a story about a bitch named Pete, do you want to read it?"

oh!**!

Pete couldn't help swearing again, and then amidst Stephen's smirk, he took a deep breath and said, "Bastard Stephen, tell me your conditions! I don't want to go to jail for beating others to become disabled, you should understand me The fist is powerful!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a sound of "Dididi..." rang out. You didn't need to look at it to know that there was an email flying over. He hurriedly continued to listen to the call with his mobile phone in one hand, and clicked on it with the mouse in the other. own email.

"A wonderful action movie, a good movie that has been praised by countless audiences, "The Man", from Hong Kong, China, with a shocking starring role from Tang, China, this movie is currently in theaters in the first week, amc theater group Looking forward to your visit!"

oh!**...why?An action movie starring China Tang?

At first, when he saw this very short advertising email, Pete couldn't help but want to curse people, because to be honest, few people like to read advertisements, but this thing is like a dog skin plaster, it can't be cleaned no matter what, it's really annoying!

However, when he glanced at a very familiar word from the corner of his eyes, he was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously focused, and at the same time automatically ignored Stephen who was proudly offering the conditions on the other end of the phone, very serious Saw this ad email.

"Oh my God! China Tang's first movie is already out?"

Pete cried out in surprise, and almost threw away his cell phone, because only he knew how much he secretly admired this all-powerful Chinese performance artist.

It is not an exaggeration to say that he has watched almost all the performance videos of China Tang that can be found in Youtubi more than once. Even if he performed and sang Chinese songs, Pete still watched them, and he even went to 'China City' (Chinatown) to buy a record of his for collection!

It is completely safe to say that although Pete is not a fan of "Chinese Tang", he is definitely the kind of young American who is very interested in Chinese Tang. Once they talk about celebrities at a party, they will definitely Talking about China Tang, let's talk about why he is so versatile?Why can he perform almost perfectly regardless of any performance method? Is there really a genius in this world?

So it's no surprise that when Pete saw the hint that the Chinese-language action film "The Man" was starring China Tang, he immediately had an idea in his mind: China Tang's imitation show, dance, magic, and kung fu performances , musical instruments, almost everything is proficient, so what about movies?And he is very good at fighting, isn't the action movie he shoots sure to be exciting?

Moreover, all his performances are classics, so will this movie in which he starred for the first time still become a classic?

Undoubtedly, when these thoughts appeared in Pete's mind, there was a decision in Pete's mind: I must go to see China Tang's performance. Hundreds of times lower, not to be missed!

When the decision was made, he picked up the mouse and was about to click on the AMC ticketing station to book a ticket, but the mobile phone that he had forgotten for a long time rang suddenly, which made him jump suddenly, and he recovered his senses with a curse Only then did he suddenly think of Stephen, and remembered that this bastard actually wanted to blackmail himself.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly connected the phone, but before Stephen could yell, he took the lead and said quickly: "Dude, I suddenly thought of a great idea, and you will definitely like it, because there are many beautiful ones there. Girl, would you like to go?"

Oh God!Pete said pretty girl?I should have heard right?

As a man, especially a poor dick among men, Stephen inevitably became turbulent.

Even in his opinion, Pete, a fat man, should only be able to masturbate for a lifetime, and it is impossible to have the resources of beautiful girls, but in the words of a Chinese friend, as the saying goes, don't be afraid of [-], just in case, if Pete has several Cousin, cousin, cousin?

So, he almost roared in response: "Damn Pete, beautiful girls have always been my favorite, you must not leave me alone! At worst, I will lend you my car for a week, Should this be ok?"

Hahahaha, is this called a windfall?

Pete was about to laugh out loud, because he had coveted Stephen's second-hand Jaguar sports car for a long time, but he had never been able to cheat the key from Stephen. Unexpectedly, this time he actually offered it.

Alright, since you insist on fulfilling my wish, then I will contribute one more movie ticket to China Tang at the worst!

So, Pete held back the pride in his heart, and pretended to be calm and said: "Good man, but you have to keep your word, otherwise, you have to be careful that I scratched your baby 'unintentionally'!"

"Of course buddy, you can rest assured that I, Stephen, have always been an honest gentleman!"

Hearing the impatient answer from the bad friend, Pete quickly covered his mouth and snickered, then looked at the booking information on the computer page, and said quickly: "Dude! Remember to pick me up in three hours, let's go together Go to 13th Street (there is a large amc movie theater here), you must dress handsomely! Otherwise, if pretty girls don’t like you, then I can’t help it!”

"No problem at all, Mr. Jabbat! Just watch!"

After Stephen finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry, but he didn't know that his bad friend also immediately jumped in front of the computer, and quickly started to book tickets!

I don't know if Stephen will kill me by then?But he shouldn't be able to beat me!

Pete scratched his head, looked at his own fat again, and smiled confidently. This time, the bad friend is sure to be fooled! . )