Will be above, you are below

"Stinky boy..."

The sudden voice came to Yi Yunshi's ears, which surprised him: "Uncle? Why are you here?"

Dong Qiuyi stood outside the cell and looked coldly at the surprised Xia Houcheng: "You are stupid, of course I sneaked in."

Yi Yunshi's gloomy mood disappeared after hearing Dong Qiuyi's voice: "I know you came in secretly, but the problem is that you don't know martial arts, so how could you sneak in without being discovered? You can shrink your bones and crawl in from the mouse hole?"

"You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? Is your uncle the kind of person who crawls through a mouse hole? I obviously crawled in through a dog hole over there!"

"Uncle...is this the time to joke around? Can you see what's going on now?" Yi Yunshi was completely convinced by this uncle, and he was still in the mood to joke with him.

Dong Qiuyi laughed twice, and waved his hands casually: "It's just to relieve the tense atmosphere? Why don't you be nervous?"

"Am I nervous?" Yi Yunshi yelled, because there was no one else except him in the area where he was staying, and there was not even a guard.

"I've been put in jail, you are still so rude, I really don't know how such a gentle and sweet sister and such a loyal and naive person as Xiao Yu gave birth to you, a bastard!"

Yi Yunshi looked at Dong Qiuyi with disdain, seeing his complacent expression, and he didn't have the sad expression of his nephew being imprisoned at all: "I really don't understand why such a virtuous woman as my mother is so perverted and shameless. brother?"

"Ah... this chicken looks delicious..." Dong Qiuyi took out a steaming cooked chicken out of nowhere, smelled it with his nose, and then flaunted it in front of Yi Yunshi. few times.

When Yi Yunshi saw the chicken, he felt as if he had seen a savior. His mouth was full of saliva, and his expression of disliking Dong Qiuyi just now turned into flattery: "Uncle... my mother has a younger brother like you. She is truly blessed, and I am deeply honored to be your nephew."

Dong Qiuyi was taken aback by this, and the little finger of her right hand casually picked out her ear, pretending not to hear Yi Yunshi's words, and said loudly on purpose: "Eh? Didn't someone say that I was perverted and shameless just now? Could it be that I heard it wrong?"

"Uncle...you must have heard it wrong..." Yi Yunshi put on a smirk and flattery, and reached out to grab the chicken.

When Dong Qiu saw this, he plunged the hand that picked out the ear into the chicken body, and said deliberately: "Ah... I thought it was my ear?"

"Uncle! You did it on purpose, you must have done it on purpose!" Yi Yunshi was furious in his heart, how could he eat it?

"I'm sorry... I really didn't mean it!" Dong Qiuyi shrugged innocently and said to Yi Yun.

"You are really despicable!" Yi Yunshi didn't want to say anything other than saying this, because he really wanted to beat him up, his dick... just ruined by his earwax.

"Cut...you who can't joke...here is this..." Dong Qiuyi took out another chicken from nowhere and threw it to Yi Yunshi.

Yi Yun felt the cooked chicken that was still warm, and wondered in his heart: "Uncle... where did you hide these chickens? Aren't they hot?"

"How can it be hot if you hide it in your crotch?" Dong Qiuyi blinked her big round eyes with a cute face.

"Ah... bah bah bah... bah..." Upon hearing his words, Yi Yunshi spat out the mouthful of chicken that he had just put into his mouth.

For this reason, Dong Qiuyi stretched her arms into the prison with concern, and kept patting Yi Yunshi's back to comfort him, "Eat slowly...see if you're choking?"

Yi Yunshi patted Dong Qiuyi's hand away and retorted: "Where did you see that I was choking?"

"Two eyes." Someone answered seriously.

Yi Yunshi reluctantly pinched the chicken in his hand, and stared at Dong Qiuyi who was naturally happy in his heart: "You actually put the chicken in your crotch? Why don't you tuck yourself in your crotch?"

Dong Qiuyi rubbed her chin, thought for a long time before saying, "I want to too, but I tried, but I can't reach it."

With such an uncle, he is ashamed and thrown home. Who would try to see if he can reach his crotch if he has nothing to do: "Do you want to give x in the mouth by yourself? It's so perverted! You can leave!"

When Dong Qiuyi heard Yi Yunshi's words, she immediately took two steps back, looked at him with distaste and said, "When I was young, you are so lewd and slutty, I just want to hide my head from the cold, don't you think it's all for yourself?" Oral x? How disgusting? Give me back my chicken!"

"Do you think I want the chicken hidden in the crotch?" Although Yi Yun said so, he still held the chicken in his hand reluctantly.

Dong Qiuyi stretched out his hand as he paced away from Yi Yun: "I know you are so dirty, you can't bear to trample on my chicken, so give it to me quickly, it happens that I didn't have dinner that night."

"Do you want to eat it hidden in your crotch?" Yi Yunshi actually didn't want to give it to him.

Dong Qiuyi smiled and nodded: "It's hidden in my crotch anyway, I don't feel it after eating it."

"You're really disgusting..." After saying that, Yi Yun was already sitting on the couch with a chicken in his hand.

Dong Qiuyi saw that it was getting late, and he couldn't make such a fuss with him anymore, so she lowered her playfulness and said honestly: "Forget it...don't make fun of the children, hurry up and eat, I don't care about it." The habit of stuffing chickens in your crotch, this chicken is guaranteed to be clean, and you can enjoy it to your heart's content."

Dong Qiuyi's words are really misleading: "Uncle, don't make it sound like I raped it. I just want to eat it."

"Sister knows that you can't eat well here, so I came here as a mission. Your matter should be resolved soon. If you stay honestly for a few days, you will be fine. Uncle will definitely protect you." Dong Qiuyi's eyes poured out What's more, it is serious, and the voice has become deep and powerful without the slightest frivolity.

It's just that it shocked Yi Yunshi, who was chewing on the chicken, because Dong Qiuyi was rarely so serious, especially when he said he would protect himself?Seriously, it was the first time he had seen him protect his uncle so seriously.

"uncle……"

When Yi Yunshi came to his senses, Dong Qiuyi had already left quietly, and no one responded to the word 'uncle' that Yi Yunshi yelled, and there was only emptiness and loneliness in the trance, and it seemed as if what happened just now hadn't happened.

However, Dong Qiuyi's words were deeply imprinted on Yi Yunshi's heart.