Mr. President, have you had enough?
【150】He really wanted to slap this idiot to death!
Ye Qiao spouted out a mouthful of tea immediately, "Mom and Dad, I'm afraid this is inconvenient."
Mother Ye smiled and said, "What's the inconvenience? We live on the first floor, and the second floor is just the two of you. Don't worry, no one will listen. Do whatever you want, don't worry."
Now, Ma Chunchun heard what Ye Mu said, and she couldn't help laughing. She released her restrained temperament immediately, and she boldly took Ye Mu's hand, "Auntie, I'm afraid my brother and dad haven't eaten yet. Go home and cook for them."
Mother Ye heard the words, "What a good child, what's wrong with Sister Yezi, the master who doesn't stay at home all day long, and doesn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers."
Ye Qiao stood up, "Okay, Mom, I'll take her back first."
Mother Ye was a little reluctant, "How about this, Chunchun, I will send a servant to cook for your father and brother, you stay and talk to me."
Ye Qiao blushed, "Mom, don't give up the treatment!"
"You bastard, I didn't worry about your mother because of you. How old are you! I haven't brought a girlfriend back to me, so I'm ashamed to say it! The last time there was a same-sex news about you and He Ning, don't you?" I know how scared you and Aunt Quan are. I saw you and Chunchun on the news a few days ago, and I thought it was a fake scandal, but it turned out to be true, which is great!"
Ye Qiao completely surrendered, "Okay, okay, I see, I'll send Chunchun back first, and come back together some other day."
Mother Ye completely disagreed, "Yezi, drink more tonic soup, and Mom will send it to you two tomorrow."
Ye Qiao hurriedly got into the car, and opened the passenger's door, "Stupid - pure - quickly get in the car!"
"Goodbye, Auntie, I will visit you again when I have time."
Mother Ye reluctantly said, "My good boy, you must remember to come here often."
When the car left Ye Zhai, Ma Chunchun was full of smiles, and Ye Qiao glanced at her, "Little girl, my mother likes you very much, it's rare."
Ma Chunchun looked at him, "Brother Ye, your mother is so nice, really, I think you are so happy."
Ye Qiao snorted, "If you live under her nose every day, you will be tortured to death sooner or later."
"How can you say that about your own mother? I can't even make my mother come back alive."
Ye Qiao lowered her eyes, "My mother will let you shout for free in the future."
When she heard the door of Ma Chunchun's house, she returned the 1000 yuan he gave him before.
"What do you mean?"
"Brother Ye." Ma Chunchun said seriously, "I can't take this money. I like Auntie. I think it's my blessing to let me shout for a while. I'm willing to be your fake girlfriend."
After speaking, he put the money on the passenger seat and closed the door.
Turning around and walking towards the door, Ye Qiao looked at her back, smiled inexplicably, and whispered, "Idiots are idiots, and they don't even want money."
***
The next day, when Ma Chunchun arrived at the company, she saw Mother Ye waiting for her with a lunch box.
"Auntie? Why are you here?" Ma Chunchun trotted over.
"Chunchun, my aunt specially made the soup herself, and I want you to drink it with Ye Zi."
Ma Chunchun was a little moved, "Thank you, auntie, let me carry it. I'll take you inside. Brother Ye may already be on it."
"well."
When the two of them arrived at the office, the moment they opened the door, Ye Qiao was dumbfounded, "Mom, why are you here?"
Mother Ye sat down and said with a smile, "I'm worried about your health for mom, so I naturally want to come and have a look. I specially made the tonic soup for you two. I want to watch you two drink it, so that I can feel at ease."
Ma Chunchun put the lunch box on the table and took out two bowls from elsewhere.
"Auntie, you should drink some too."
Mother Ye's face turned red, this soup is only suitable for you young people, I don't need it when I'm old.
Ye Qiao walked over curiously, opened the lunch box, and was instantly stunned by the soup.
It turned out to be bullwhip soup.
Mother Ye pointed to the lunch box, "The leaves on the top are for drinking, and the bottom ones are stewed for Chunchun. Hurry up, drink it, it won't taste good when it's cold."
Ye Qiao cut off the upper layer, and the lower layer is soft-shelled turtle nourishing kidney soup.
Ma Chunchun didn't understand, "It's so fragrant, my aunt has a heart, and it smells very good."
Mother Ye urged, "Then drink it quickly."
Ma Chunchun nodded, poured it into a bowl, and drank it up in a while.
Ye Qiao's money has not been moved yet.
Mother Ye glared at him, "Hurry up! I still have to collect lunch boxes!"
Ye Qiao looked at his old lady resentfully, "Mom, I'm in good health, don't you need to drink?"
"No, I have to mend it if it's very good. I don't know how much energy I have exhausted these days. What can I do if I don't mend it?"
Ye Qiao had no choice but to drink the whole soup, leaving only a piece of bullwhip in the bowl.
"This is just like my good son." Mother Ye poured the bullwhip into the bowl with a smile, and stood up holding the lunch box, "Chunchun, don't do any contraceptive measures, get pregnant with my grandson quickly, It happens to be a wedding together, double happiness, great!"
She opened the door and went out. Ma Chunchun stood there dumbfounded with the bowl in hand.
Turning to look at Ye Qiao, "Brother Ye—Auntie—said—what did you say?"
Ye Qiao pointed to the thing in the bowl and said, "Throw it into the trash can!"
Only then did Ma Chunchun take a closer look, "Brother Ye, what is this? It looks like dry shit."
Ye Qiao almost vomited immediately, with an ugly face, he roared, "If you are told to go, don't hurry up, and if you dare to say a word, be careful, I will do it for you!"
Ma Chunchun laughed and said, "Brother Ye, I remembered, this looks like the genitals of a male dog!"
Ye Qiao threw up resolutely, he really wanted to slap this idiot to death!
"Throw it away!"
Seeing that he was angry, Ma Chunchun had no choice but to put away the bowls and chopsticks and take them to the lounge inside to clean them.
After cleaning, when she went out, Ye Qiao was sitting on a chair with an ugly face.
Ma Chunchun walked over and comforted, "Brother Ye, if I had known that you were drinking soup, I would have drank it for you. You can't tell from the top, but there is such a piece of poop under the soup."
"Ma Chunchun!"
"Huh? Ah? What's the matter, Brother Ye, talk to me if you have something to do."
"Are you trying to piss me off?" Ye Qiao stood up, "Empty the trash can."
Ma Chunchun nodded, "Okay."
He opened the window to let in some air, thinking of the scene just now, acid water was still rising in his stomach.
"Brother Ye, what is the effect of my soup?"
Ye Qiao turned to look at her, "Are you suffering from yin deficiency and kidney deficiency?"
Ma Chunchun thought for a while, "It should be true."
"It's for nourishing the kidneys. It's okay. After drinking it, the endurance will be stronger." Ye Qiao sat back on the chair again.
Ma Chunchun didn't understand what the "endurance" he was talking about was at all, and he said in a daze, "Your mother is so kind to you, and even gave you soup to drink, and even brought me a good fortune."
Mother Ye smiled and said, "What's the inconvenience? We live on the first floor, and the second floor is just the two of you. Don't worry, no one will listen. Do whatever you want, don't worry."
Now, Ma Chunchun heard what Ye Mu said, and she couldn't help laughing. She released her restrained temperament immediately, and she boldly took Ye Mu's hand, "Auntie, I'm afraid my brother and dad haven't eaten yet. Go home and cook for them."
Mother Ye heard the words, "What a good child, what's wrong with Sister Yezi, the master who doesn't stay at home all day long, and doesn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers."
Ye Qiao stood up, "Okay, Mom, I'll take her back first."
Mother Ye was a little reluctant, "How about this, Chunchun, I will send a servant to cook for your father and brother, you stay and talk to me."
Ye Qiao blushed, "Mom, don't give up the treatment!"
"You bastard, I didn't worry about your mother because of you. How old are you! I haven't brought a girlfriend back to me, so I'm ashamed to say it! The last time there was a same-sex news about you and He Ning, don't you?" I know how scared you and Aunt Quan are. I saw you and Chunchun on the news a few days ago, and I thought it was a fake scandal, but it turned out to be true, which is great!"
Ye Qiao completely surrendered, "Okay, okay, I see, I'll send Chunchun back first, and come back together some other day."
Mother Ye completely disagreed, "Yezi, drink more tonic soup, and Mom will send it to you two tomorrow."
Ye Qiao hurriedly got into the car, and opened the passenger's door, "Stupid - pure - quickly get in the car!"
"Goodbye, Auntie, I will visit you again when I have time."
Mother Ye reluctantly said, "My good boy, you must remember to come here often."
When the car left Ye Zhai, Ma Chunchun was full of smiles, and Ye Qiao glanced at her, "Little girl, my mother likes you very much, it's rare."
Ma Chunchun looked at him, "Brother Ye, your mother is so nice, really, I think you are so happy."
Ye Qiao snorted, "If you live under her nose every day, you will be tortured to death sooner or later."
"How can you say that about your own mother? I can't even make my mother come back alive."
Ye Qiao lowered her eyes, "My mother will let you shout for free in the future."
When she heard the door of Ma Chunchun's house, she returned the 1000 yuan he gave him before.
"What do you mean?"
"Brother Ye." Ma Chunchun said seriously, "I can't take this money. I like Auntie. I think it's my blessing to let me shout for a while. I'm willing to be your fake girlfriend."
After speaking, he put the money on the passenger seat and closed the door.
Turning around and walking towards the door, Ye Qiao looked at her back, smiled inexplicably, and whispered, "Idiots are idiots, and they don't even want money."
***
The next day, when Ma Chunchun arrived at the company, she saw Mother Ye waiting for her with a lunch box.
"Auntie? Why are you here?" Ma Chunchun trotted over.
"Chunchun, my aunt specially made the soup herself, and I want you to drink it with Ye Zi."
Ma Chunchun was a little moved, "Thank you, auntie, let me carry it. I'll take you inside. Brother Ye may already be on it."
"well."
When the two of them arrived at the office, the moment they opened the door, Ye Qiao was dumbfounded, "Mom, why are you here?"
Mother Ye sat down and said with a smile, "I'm worried about your health for mom, so I naturally want to come and have a look. I specially made the tonic soup for you two. I want to watch you two drink it, so that I can feel at ease."
Ma Chunchun put the lunch box on the table and took out two bowls from elsewhere.
"Auntie, you should drink some too."
Mother Ye's face turned red, this soup is only suitable for you young people, I don't need it when I'm old.
Ye Qiao walked over curiously, opened the lunch box, and was instantly stunned by the soup.
It turned out to be bullwhip soup.
Mother Ye pointed to the lunch box, "The leaves on the top are for drinking, and the bottom ones are stewed for Chunchun. Hurry up, drink it, it won't taste good when it's cold."
Ye Qiao cut off the upper layer, and the lower layer is soft-shelled turtle nourishing kidney soup.
Ma Chunchun didn't understand, "It's so fragrant, my aunt has a heart, and it smells very good."
Mother Ye urged, "Then drink it quickly."
Ma Chunchun nodded, poured it into a bowl, and drank it up in a while.
Ye Qiao's money has not been moved yet.
Mother Ye glared at him, "Hurry up! I still have to collect lunch boxes!"
Ye Qiao looked at his old lady resentfully, "Mom, I'm in good health, don't you need to drink?"
"No, I have to mend it if it's very good. I don't know how much energy I have exhausted these days. What can I do if I don't mend it?"
Ye Qiao had no choice but to drink the whole soup, leaving only a piece of bullwhip in the bowl.
"This is just like my good son." Mother Ye poured the bullwhip into the bowl with a smile, and stood up holding the lunch box, "Chunchun, don't do any contraceptive measures, get pregnant with my grandson quickly, It happens to be a wedding together, double happiness, great!"
She opened the door and went out. Ma Chunchun stood there dumbfounded with the bowl in hand.
Turning to look at Ye Qiao, "Brother Ye—Auntie—said—what did you say?"
Ye Qiao pointed to the thing in the bowl and said, "Throw it into the trash can!"
Only then did Ma Chunchun take a closer look, "Brother Ye, what is this? It looks like dry shit."
Ye Qiao almost vomited immediately, with an ugly face, he roared, "If you are told to go, don't hurry up, and if you dare to say a word, be careful, I will do it for you!"
Ma Chunchun laughed and said, "Brother Ye, I remembered, this looks like the genitals of a male dog!"
Ye Qiao threw up resolutely, he really wanted to slap this idiot to death!
"Throw it away!"
Seeing that he was angry, Ma Chunchun had no choice but to put away the bowls and chopsticks and take them to the lounge inside to clean them.
After cleaning, when she went out, Ye Qiao was sitting on a chair with an ugly face.
Ma Chunchun walked over and comforted, "Brother Ye, if I had known that you were drinking soup, I would have drank it for you. You can't tell from the top, but there is such a piece of poop under the soup."
"Ma Chunchun!"
"Huh? Ah? What's the matter, Brother Ye, talk to me if you have something to do."
"Are you trying to piss me off?" Ye Qiao stood up, "Empty the trash can."
Ma Chunchun nodded, "Okay."
He opened the window to let in some air, thinking of the scene just now, acid water was still rising in his stomach.
"Brother Ye, what is the effect of my soup?"
Ye Qiao turned to look at her, "Are you suffering from yin deficiency and kidney deficiency?"
Ma Chunchun thought for a while, "It should be true."
"It's for nourishing the kidneys. It's okay. After drinking it, the endurance will be stronger." Ye Qiao sat back on the chair again.
Ma Chunchun didn't understand what the "endurance" he was talking about was at all, and he said in a daze, "Your mother is so kind to you, and even gave you soup to drink, and even brought me a good fortune."
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