Mr. President, have you had enough?
【404】Ye Xiaoyi is mighty
Gu Zhenzhen nodded with moist eyes.
"Brother, I will live with my heart."
It was evening when she got home.
An Xichao has already returned.
"What did you do? I didn't answer your phone when I called you."
Gu Zhenzhen looked at the phone with a forced smile, "It's turned off, I'm going to my mother's house."
An Xichao looked at her with a bad expression, "What's wrong? You look very unhappy."
She shook her head, "It's okay, I'm sleepy, I want to go upstairs to sleep."
An Xichao looked at her devastated look, and the color in her pupils became darker and darker.
He knew of Malone's death.
Even though there were few reports in the media, some news still reached his ears.
Immediately afterwards, he went upstairs, pushed open the bedroom door, and saw her lying there, motionless.
An Xi walked over and sat by the bed, "Did Ma Long's death affect your mood? After all, it was your ex-husband."
Gu Zhenzhen suddenly turned her head, met his gaze, and denied, "No, it's because I'm so happy that someone like him is dead."
"But why didn't I see a happy look on your face?"
Gu Zhenzhen didn't want to continue discussing this topic, "I'm going to take a shower."
She comes down and puts on her shoes.
An Xichao looked at her, feeling slightly uncomfortable.
***
At the time of the last class in kindergarten.
The teacher wrote a few sentences on the blackboard.
"Please use because...so make a sentence, who will come first?" the teacher asked with a smile.
Gu Yu raised his hand, "Teacher, me!"
"Okay, Gu Yu, you come first."
Gu Yu pondered for a while, and then said seriously, "Because I am handsome, there are always little girls who like me."
The teacher blushed, "Is there anything else?"
He thought about it again, "I was born in this world because of my father and mother."
The corner of the teacher's mouth twitched, "Sit down, are there any other children to make sentences?"
Ye Duoduo bravely raised his hand.
"Kids, please stand up."
Ye Duoduo stood up.
The teacher said, "Can you make a sentence with and...you?"
"Teacher, I can do this." Ye Duoduo said without thinking, "After school last night, I ate a steamed stuffed bun, drank a can of juice, ate some biscuits, played for a while, and finally, ate some more. Dinner and bed again."
The teacher was dumbfounded immediately, is this a sentence?
But it is not easy for a child over two years old!
"Very... good!" The teacher smiled, "Duo Duo, sit down, let's talk about making sentences later, okay, let's play freely, and wait until school is over."
The classroom was suddenly full of voices. Ye Duoduo sat next to the two babies of the Gu family, and the male student sitting in front of Gu Tan turned his head, "Are you sleepy? I really want to sleep, but my dad snored in the middle of the night and killed me."
Ye Duoduo asked, "You are so old and you still share a bed with your parents?"
He nodded, "My mother doesn't worry about me, but my father snores all night, he can't sleep well at all! Ahhh!"
Gu Yu picked his nose, "You can stick your dad's nose with an adhesive tape at night."
"Then doesn't my dad have to breathe through his mouth? If he forgets to breathe through his nose, won't he die?"
"Idiot, how is it possible?" Gu Yu urged, "Why don't you get a bottle of 502 glue to stick your dad's nose at night, his nose is uncomfortable, and he forgets to snore."
Gu Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't listen to A Yu's bad idea, what he said is totally wrong."
"Can't your father stop snoring? Can your mother bear it?" Ye Duoduo asked.
He sighed, "Oh, my mother said that I only found out that he snores after I got married, but I can't divorce because of this, so I have to endure it."
Ye Duoduo subconsciously asked, "Your mother is so pitiful, can't you sleep with your father before getting married? How safe."
Gu Tan: "..."
"Of course not. My mother is very traditional. You can't do that before marriage."
"It turned out to be like this. It's really sad. In the future, I must never marry someone who loves to snore."
Gu Tan prevented her from continuing, and grabbed her, "Don't worry, I don't snore, A Yu will testify."
Ye Duoduo met his eyes, blushed slightly, and nodded.
***
The nightlife in city a is always colorful.
Ye Xiaoyi sat alone at night in the lobby on the first floor where her lips were moving.
Looking at the dancers in tuo clothes on the stage, and seeing the salivation of the group of old men below, she felt very boring.
Picking up the topic on the table, she stood on the sofa, "Hey! There are only beauties dancing, but are there any beautiful men dancing?"
The crowd was in an uproar and immediately looked at her, wanting to know who she was?
Because Ye Xiaoyi was wearing a fox-like mask on his face at this time.
But no matter how she disguised herself, she couldn't escape the eyes of a man at the railing on the second floor.
He pinched the goblet and it broke, and finally threw it into the trash can next to it.
Seeing this, the subordinate beside him sweated for Ye Xiaoyi.
"Give me instructions, prepare a set of dancer's clothes, take her into the room, and tell her that there is a beautiful man dancing for her, please... watch her!"
The last four words were pronounced heavily, and the subordinate nodded tremblingly, "Okay, the subordinate will do it immediately."
Ye Xiaoyi threw the microphone on the table, picked up a glass of wine on the table and finished drinking, lying there, squinting her eyes, at this moment, someone stood beside her, "Miss, there is a handsome man who invites you to watch the dance, can you go and watch?"
She sat up straight, "So good? Yes, what's the room number?"
"Room 666 on the sixth floor."
"Hmm, I see, I'll be there in a while."
Sitting there quietly for a few minutes, she got up and walked into the elevator to the sixth floor.
In the elevator, a middle-aged man with a bald head came to strike up a conversation.
"Miss, you were so brave just now."
Ye Xiaoyi glanced at him, "Uncle, what do you want to say?"
"Make a price."
Ye Xiaoyi leaned against the elevator, "Uncle, are you the prototype of a pig's head in your previous life, take a piss first and take care of yourself, a few dollars will show off."
The middle-aged man got annoyed and approached her, "Little girl, let my brother see your true face, believe it or not, I won't let you get out of this elevator."
Ye Xiaoyi dodged his hand that was about to uncover her mask, and kicked him to the ground, "Get lost."
He stood up and rushed towards Ye Xiaoyi.
Ye Xiaoyi got annoyed, and kicked him in the face three times in a row. She turned over and swung her hand towards his chin. The middle-aged man backed up a few steps with an "Aww" and fell to the ground.
Ye Xiaoyi sneered, "You're so bad, you still want to pick up girls, I'll fuck you, you're so impatient! Go back and practice for your aunt for a few years!"
"Brother, I will live with my heart."
It was evening when she got home.
An Xichao has already returned.
"What did you do? I didn't answer your phone when I called you."
Gu Zhenzhen looked at the phone with a forced smile, "It's turned off, I'm going to my mother's house."
An Xichao looked at her with a bad expression, "What's wrong? You look very unhappy."
She shook her head, "It's okay, I'm sleepy, I want to go upstairs to sleep."
An Xichao looked at her devastated look, and the color in her pupils became darker and darker.
He knew of Malone's death.
Even though there were few reports in the media, some news still reached his ears.
Immediately afterwards, he went upstairs, pushed open the bedroom door, and saw her lying there, motionless.
An Xi walked over and sat by the bed, "Did Ma Long's death affect your mood? After all, it was your ex-husband."
Gu Zhenzhen suddenly turned her head, met his gaze, and denied, "No, it's because I'm so happy that someone like him is dead."
"But why didn't I see a happy look on your face?"
Gu Zhenzhen didn't want to continue discussing this topic, "I'm going to take a shower."
She comes down and puts on her shoes.
An Xichao looked at her, feeling slightly uncomfortable.
***
At the time of the last class in kindergarten.
The teacher wrote a few sentences on the blackboard.
"Please use because...so make a sentence, who will come first?" the teacher asked with a smile.
Gu Yu raised his hand, "Teacher, me!"
"Okay, Gu Yu, you come first."
Gu Yu pondered for a while, and then said seriously, "Because I am handsome, there are always little girls who like me."
The teacher blushed, "Is there anything else?"
He thought about it again, "I was born in this world because of my father and mother."
The corner of the teacher's mouth twitched, "Sit down, are there any other children to make sentences?"
Ye Duoduo bravely raised his hand.
"Kids, please stand up."
Ye Duoduo stood up.
The teacher said, "Can you make a sentence with and...you?"
"Teacher, I can do this." Ye Duoduo said without thinking, "After school last night, I ate a steamed stuffed bun, drank a can of juice, ate some biscuits, played for a while, and finally, ate some more. Dinner and bed again."
The teacher was dumbfounded immediately, is this a sentence?
But it is not easy for a child over two years old!
"Very... good!" The teacher smiled, "Duo Duo, sit down, let's talk about making sentences later, okay, let's play freely, and wait until school is over."
The classroom was suddenly full of voices. Ye Duoduo sat next to the two babies of the Gu family, and the male student sitting in front of Gu Tan turned his head, "Are you sleepy? I really want to sleep, but my dad snored in the middle of the night and killed me."
Ye Duoduo asked, "You are so old and you still share a bed with your parents?"
He nodded, "My mother doesn't worry about me, but my father snores all night, he can't sleep well at all! Ahhh!"
Gu Yu picked his nose, "You can stick your dad's nose with an adhesive tape at night."
"Then doesn't my dad have to breathe through his mouth? If he forgets to breathe through his nose, won't he die?"
"Idiot, how is it possible?" Gu Yu urged, "Why don't you get a bottle of 502 glue to stick your dad's nose at night, his nose is uncomfortable, and he forgets to snore."
Gu Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't listen to A Yu's bad idea, what he said is totally wrong."
"Can't your father stop snoring? Can your mother bear it?" Ye Duoduo asked.
He sighed, "Oh, my mother said that I only found out that he snores after I got married, but I can't divorce because of this, so I have to endure it."
Ye Duoduo subconsciously asked, "Your mother is so pitiful, can't you sleep with your father before getting married? How safe."
Gu Tan: "..."
"Of course not. My mother is very traditional. You can't do that before marriage."
"It turned out to be like this. It's really sad. In the future, I must never marry someone who loves to snore."
Gu Tan prevented her from continuing, and grabbed her, "Don't worry, I don't snore, A Yu will testify."
Ye Duoduo met his eyes, blushed slightly, and nodded.
***
The nightlife in city a is always colorful.
Ye Xiaoyi sat alone at night in the lobby on the first floor where her lips were moving.
Looking at the dancers in tuo clothes on the stage, and seeing the salivation of the group of old men below, she felt very boring.
Picking up the topic on the table, she stood on the sofa, "Hey! There are only beauties dancing, but are there any beautiful men dancing?"
The crowd was in an uproar and immediately looked at her, wanting to know who she was?
Because Ye Xiaoyi was wearing a fox-like mask on his face at this time.
But no matter how she disguised herself, she couldn't escape the eyes of a man at the railing on the second floor.
He pinched the goblet and it broke, and finally threw it into the trash can next to it.
Seeing this, the subordinate beside him sweated for Ye Xiaoyi.
"Give me instructions, prepare a set of dancer's clothes, take her into the room, and tell her that there is a beautiful man dancing for her, please... watch her!"
The last four words were pronounced heavily, and the subordinate nodded tremblingly, "Okay, the subordinate will do it immediately."
Ye Xiaoyi threw the microphone on the table, picked up a glass of wine on the table and finished drinking, lying there, squinting her eyes, at this moment, someone stood beside her, "Miss, there is a handsome man who invites you to watch the dance, can you go and watch?"
She sat up straight, "So good? Yes, what's the room number?"
"Room 666 on the sixth floor."
"Hmm, I see, I'll be there in a while."
Sitting there quietly for a few minutes, she got up and walked into the elevator to the sixth floor.
In the elevator, a middle-aged man with a bald head came to strike up a conversation.
"Miss, you were so brave just now."
Ye Xiaoyi glanced at him, "Uncle, what do you want to say?"
"Make a price."
Ye Xiaoyi leaned against the elevator, "Uncle, are you the prototype of a pig's head in your previous life, take a piss first and take care of yourself, a few dollars will show off."
The middle-aged man got annoyed and approached her, "Little girl, let my brother see your true face, believe it or not, I won't let you get out of this elevator."
Ye Xiaoyi dodged his hand that was about to uncover her mask, and kicked him to the ground, "Get lost."
He stood up and rushed towards Ye Xiaoyi.
Ye Xiaoyi got annoyed, and kicked him in the face three times in a row. She turned over and swung her hand towards his chin. The middle-aged man backed up a few steps with an "Aww" and fell to the ground.
Ye Xiaoyi sneered, "You're so bad, you still want to pick up girls, I'll fuck you, you're so impatient! Go back and practice for your aunt for a few years!"
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