Excellent security guard

Xie Yifan was so ashamed that he actually used a fire hose to spray four black sunglasses, and in the end he won a big victory.

Uh......

To be exact, there are not only four black sunglasses, but there is also Gao Dashao running around with his head in his arms. However, the man in the suit who Xie Yifan regarded as a toad deep in his heart was not in his consideration at all, so he sprayed him all over the face It is a matter of course.

"Hey, how can you hit Gao Xiang, it's too much, cough cough..."

Although Lu Yishuang had already restrained the activities in her inner world, she still couldn't handle it well in the end, and choked herself sadly.

To be honest, if Lu Yishuang hadn't considered that she had to maintain a ladylike demeanor just now, she would have wanted to step forward to help Yifan, and hold a fire hose with a spray power of up to two kilopascals to kill the people she hates. It's turned upside down, no wonder I enjoy watching it.

A startled expression appeared on Xie Yifan's face, and he shamelessly began to pretend to be silly, "Beauty sister, you blamed me wrongly, I'm just a little security guard, how can I have the guts to beat up the young and old, please don't say that .”

"Do you still have the guts to be stubborn?"

Lu Yishuang patted the armrest of the sofa with a "slap", with a strange smile on the corner of her mouth, and said seriously: "Gao Xiang's eyes have become pandas, can you deny that it wasn't your fault?"

Lu Yishuang's bottom line is that she must first get rid of herself.

Otherwise, in the next few days, there will be rumors of some messy things in Jinling City, and after a little processing by the three aunts and six wives, Miss Lu's reputation will definitely be ruined.

How could that happen!

"...It's all over, I, I can't remember anything."

Immediately, Xie Yifan's eyes became moist, and he stood there with his head lowered like a tortured little daughter-in-law, but he still refused to admit to Lu Yishuang's claim that he had beaten the young man with a high-pressure water hose.

What an international joke!

Although there are good men who do things well, it is said that when they are not, Xie Yifan has never had the consciousness to take the blame for others, unless, unless there are enough benefits.

For example, now, Xie Yifan took advantage of the opportunity when Lu Yishuang called him to preach, and opened his eyes wide and flicked back and forth on the almost perfect goddess-like face of the beautiful sister. Of course, as long as there is a Given the slightest chance, he would not let go of the commanding heights of his hot body.

d or g?

Xie Yifan is inexperienced and it is difficult to give an accurate answer for a while, but from his current perspective, the fullness that is about to tear his clothes, and the milky texture definitely attract more than just eyeballs.

Unfortunately, Xie Yifan found a fiery heat reaching his lower abdomen, and it started to burn.

"Huh? What are you doing?"

Lu Yishuang suddenly realized that something was wrong, and her almond eyes "chuckled" soared several levels.

Depend on!

Xie Yifan was scared out of his wits at that time, and his whole body was covered in white sweat. If the beautiful sister saw his ugly appearance, he would probably put himself on the charcoal stove as a barbecue and devour him.

It's too late to say, then soon!

Xie Yifan was also quick-witted, and before Lu Yishuang saw the clue, his body bowed into a shrimp shape. With this movement, a trace of pain appeared on his face, "Maybe, maybe it's inconvenient today... "

gab!

It is estimated that only Xie Yifan can say such shameless words. Why is it inconvenient for one old man?

Lu Yishuang was stunned for a moment, and also forgot what she suddenly thought of just now, she quickly stood up and supported Xie Yifan, and asked concerned: "Did you get soaked in cold water just now? What's wrong with you?"

Well!In the weather at the end of August, let alone being sprayed by the tap water from the fire hose, even if he was completely drenched, Xie Yifan's body, which is as strong as a calf, can bear it.

But how could Xie Yifan miss such a good opportunity?

"Here, it hurts here..."

"Where? Is this here?"

"Next, next."

"Is it here?"

"Um...wow..."

Xie Yifan let out a low growl from deep in his throat.

The numbness produced by Kou Dan's small hand rubbing lightly made him feel ecstatic and excited. The only discomfort was that he couldn't make any movements, and Xie Yifan had to try his best to hide his growing pains when he almost sent himself to the pinnacle of happiness. Hard ass.

Practice?revenge?

I have a go!

Xie Yifan didn't bother to think about anything anymore, he would rather stay in this moment for the rest of his life.

"Huh? What's the smell?"

Lu Yishuang was not really naive, in fact, she had already begun to suspect Xie Yifan, but a strange fragrance that suddenly wafted into her nose temporarily distracted her attention.

However, a beauty with extremely sensitive and active brain cells is definitely not so easily deceived. After identifying the source of the strange fragrance, Lu Yishuang pinched Xie Yifan's leg fiercely before walking towards the kitchen.

"hiss......"

The severe pain made Xie Yifan burst into tears, but he didn't dare to yell loudly, he could only spin around like a donkey whose ass had been kicked, snapping his legs.

"what is this?"

Lu Yishuang brought out a plate of brightly colored, jelly-like crystal clear, tower-shaped snacks from the kitchen and came back.

Now that Xie Yifan has completely returned to normal, he smiled and said, "Beauty Peak."

"Bastard, believe it or not, I tore your mouth."

Lu Yishuang raised her brows upside down, and the smile that was still on her face just a few seconds ago disappeared little by little, and she became extremely indifferent.

This time, Xie Yifan didn't dare to joke anymore, scratched his head and said, "This is called Meinu Peak, and it was my favorite snack when I was young. Back then, I..."

Speaking of this, Xie Yifan's face suddenly froze, and a hint of sadness flashed in his clear eyes, which was very different from his age.

Childhood memories must be full of warmth and happiness for ordinary people, but for Xie Yifan, it is a nightmare that he dare not easily remember. Until now, Xie Yifan often wakes up from the nightmare.

Lu Yishuang was probably attracted most of his attention by the dim sum, so he didn't notice the subtle change in Xie Yifan's expression, he frowned and said, "Oh, I remembered, I should have eaten this kind of dim sum when I was young, it is Isn't it made of roses and privet seeds?"

"probably."

Xie Yifan nodded lightly.

"But why can't I remember whose house I ate this dim sum at that time?"

Lu Yishuang took a bite of the fragrant dim sum, frowned in thought, as if she was seriously recalling where she had eaten this special dim sum when she was a child.

If it was normal, Xie Yifan would definitely not let go of this opportunity to feast his eyes on the beauty and food, but today he was not in the mood at all, with a lingering bitterness in his eyes, he stood up, "Eat it , I want to go out and get some air."