Excellent security guard

Today is the worst day Lu Yishuang has had in the 25 years since she was born.But the culprit who caused Lu Yishuang's extreme depression is now sitting in the co-pilot seat next to Miss Lu.

What made Lu Yishuang even more angry was that not only did that hideously thick-skinned guy not show the slightest bit of shame, but he also talked non-stop along the way.

"Miss, is the Lu family's old house big?"

"Hey, there's a shortbread seller in front, miss, would you like me to get out of the car and buy some for you?"

"Miss, where is there a place to sell bicycles? Well, it's better to be cheaper."

Lu Yishuang finally raised her hands in surrender, and said coldly, "Why do you want a bicycle?"

"Such a simple question still needs to be asked!"

Xie Yifan showed great surprise, and said seriously: "I have been thinking, if the area of ​​the Lu family's old house is too large, I have to buy a bicycle to go to the toilet conveniently. Even holding back your urine is very harmful to the kidneys. Don’t you know such a simple truth?”

After finishing speaking, Xie Yifan rolled his eyes in disdain, expressing his contempt for Lu Yishuang's lack of common sense in life.

Lu Yishuang: "..."

God!

What kind of mess is in this guy's head?

Lu Yishuang took a deep breath, and before she lost control and was about to hit the car in front, she gritted her teeth and said, "I'm warning you, Xie Yifan, if you dare to say another word, I'll stop the car right away." Go to the middle of the road and yell insults."

"Uh......"

Xie Yifan was petrified on the spot, his whole body was like an eggplant beaten by frost, and he suffered a lot immediately.

I have to say that the threat Lu Yishuang released was a big killer. Now that the Internet is so developed, it is hard for Xie Yifan to imagine how embarrassing it would be for him to be chased by a large group of policemen. , Aren't I going to be the laughing stock of 15 billion people?

Thinking of this, Xie Yifan's facial muscles twitched violently a few times, and he muttered in his heart: "It's just that villains and girls are hard to raise. The ancients never deceived me!"

Finding that Xie Yifan was actually intimidated by her little trick, Lu Yishuang's mood inexplicably improved, the car drove smoothly, and the chances of red lights in front were less, and the coolness from the air-conditioning in the car made her whole body feel better. Light and floating, there is an urge to sing.

Tragedy often follows the footsteps of complacency.

Xie Yifan, who was half-lying and half-sleeping in the co-pilot's seat, soon found new fun. During the few minutes when Lu Yishuang was concentrating on the road ahead, he was placed in the back row of the car. Lu Yishuang's favorite The heads of eight hello kitty dolls are covered with colorful dyes.

squeak----

Maserati was trampled to death by Lu Yishuang without warning, making a piercing noise, "Xie Yifan, I'm going to fight you!"

Besides herself, those eight global limited-edition hello kitties are definitely Lu Yishuang's favorite. She never thought that Xie Yifan would extend his magic claws to those eight cute little Qingqing.

Xie Yifan turned pale with fright, closed his mouth and waved his hands repeatedly, and a second before Lu Yishuang grabbed his neck, he wiped those hello kitties with his hand like a magic trick.

A miracle happened. hello kitty restored to its original appearance.

"You, how did you do it?"

Lu Yishuang was stunned, her eyes were straightened, why did the little security guard her family recruited have the potential to surpass Liu Qian.

This unscientific!

Xie Yifan chuckled, yawned lazily, lay back, ignored Lu Yishuang and fell asleep directly.

Xie Yifan woke up when the car stopped in front of the gate of Lu's old house. Lu Yishuang didn't notice the frightening light that burst out from Xie Yifan's eyes when he opened them, and said coldly, "Get out of the car."

Xie Yifan didn't have any objection to this, and still nodded with his smirk.

The security guard at the gate of the Lu family's old house had already seen the eldest lady's car, and as soon as the car stopped, a muscular man ran over to help open the door.

"Sir, please!"

When the security guard at the door found a man walking down from the eldest lady's car, his expression was obviously dull, but he immediately broke into a professional smile with a respectful expression.

But in the next second, the security guard's face suddenly became extremely exciting, because he saw that the man who got out of the eldest lady's car was actually wearing the same security uniform as himself, "Are you... ?”

Xie Yifan looked at the obviously dumbfounded security guard, then at Lu Yishuang, and then pointed to his own mouth, showing a row of white teeth and grinning.

"Dumb?"

The security guard of the Lu family's old house was taken aback again, his eyes full of puzzlement and doubt.

Lu Yishuang didn't have the heart to care about these things, her face was covered with ice, and she handed over the keys of the Maserati to the security guard, "Now you can talk, but no matter what you want to say, you'd better think about it beforehand."

This sentence was obviously meant for Xie Yifan.

"Oh my god, I almost suffocated to death."

Xie Yifan stretched his arms and stretched his body as if he had received an amnesty, then took out a cigarette from his pocket, took out one and handed it to the dumbfounded security guard, who giggled and said, "Brother, do you smoke? One?"

"Smoking is bad for your health."

Even if the security guard is a fool, he can guess it now, waved his hands indifferently, and then frowned: "You are the Xie Yifan who stayed behind at the villa, don't say I didn't warn you in advance. , here, you'd better not smoke."

"Hey! Brother, do you know me?"

Xie Yifan's face was full of surprise, but he didn't take the security guard's seemingly well-intentioned reminder to heart. He lit a cigarette and took a deep puff in his own way. My family is so famous, even you know me, hehe!"

"Pfft!"

Lu Yishuang was about to explode, but Xie Yifan's last words made her laugh.

Xie Yifan, can you be a little more shameless?

But these can only be imagined in the heart, but will never become a reality.If Xie Yifan really behaved as Lu Yishuang wished, then he wouldn't be him.

"Stop being a slob, and follow me."

After all, she lost her composure just now, even though Lu Yishuang wanted to eat his flesh raw, she couldn't get angry immediately, gave Yifan a hard look, and walked towards the old house of the Lu family.

"Then what brother, you are very handsome, let's talk again when we have a chance."

Xie Yifan patted the security guard's shoulder, smiled and put the unfinished cigarette in his hand between the other's fingers, turned his head and chased after Lu Yishuang.

"Squad leader Qi, why didn't you beat that kid?"

Another security guard watched the "big show" from beginning to end, scratching his head in confusion.

Squad Leader Qi, who was still staring at Xie Yifan's "fleeing" direction, finally came back to his senses, saw the cigarette smoke still burning in his hand, and said with a fierce look in his eyes: "Yes, Lao Tzu Why didn't you hit him just now?"