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Chapter 0026 I don't drink soda
I don't know if it was because of Xie Yifan's joining, the atmosphere in the box was not as intense as before, and everyone was talking nonsense nonsense.
It's not that Fang Jianhao is the kind of dude who looks down on ordinary people like Xie Yifan.
In fact, three of the four people present were from a wealthy family in the south of the Yangtze River. It is not surprising that they have a common language, but Xie Yifan joined in. Everyone wanted to talk about some topics, but they felt that Yifan would be neglected, so it caused embarrassment.
Fortunately, Xie Yifan was more knowledgeable, and as soon as he entered the door, he launched a fierce attack on the delicious food on the table, showing that he was not interested in the topic between Lu Yishuang and the three of them, so he resolved the embarrassment.
"I don't know where brother Xie's ancestral home is from."
Finally, Fang Jianhao found a topic that he thought was relatively easy and would not be too indifferent to Xie Yifan.
Xie Yifan chuckled and said, "Shuzhong."
"Shuzhong?" Fang Jianhao was stunned.
Xie Yifan put down his chopsticks with great interest, and said with a smile, "Let Fang Shao see you laughing. It's not surprising that it's hard to get into Fang Shao's eyes in a rural area like ours in central Sichuan."
Shu Xin smiled "puchi".
Fang Jianhao frowned, but he didn't know, only Shu Xin could tell that what Xie Yifan said just now was a "cheesy smile", combined with his eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, it was like a four-frame cold caricature.
However, Fang Jianhao was honest and responsible, he didn't notice that his cousin had already made eye contact with Xie Yifan in an instant, and said with a smile: "If Brother Xie hadn't said it himself, I would have thought you were from Kuaiji."
"Huaiji people? Cousin, what kind of ears do you have? Gao, Brother Xie obviously has a Sichuan accent."
This time, Shu Xin couldn't help but speak.
Lu Yishuang was also a little curious, and took a closer look at Xie Yifan, as if he had discovered something, his eyes suddenly brightened, "Don't tell me I haven't noticed Jianhao, how much does he really look like the people from Kuaiji Xie's family?" very similar."
During this period, Xie Yifan kept his head down and did not speak.
Explanation is to cover up. At this time, the more you talk, the more you will be remembered. However, Xie Yifan has blood in his eyes at this time. If a timid person looks at him now, he will be scared. half dead.
Kuaiji thank you!
For Xie Yifan, this is a word with deep hatred. Over the years, even the old man dare not mention it easily in front of Xie Yifan, let alone others.
Suddenly, Xie Yifan's body shook violently.
He suddenly remembered Lu Linde's old fox just now. Looking at it today, even Fang Jianhao felt that he looked a little like the Xie family in Kuaiji when he saw him for the first time. Could it be that Lu Linde, who is smarter than a fox, didn't notice it?
Or was Lu Linde just pretending to be stupid?
Thinking of this, Xie Yifan almost couldn't sit still, and his heart was in a mess for a while.
I have to say that Xie Yifan's analysis in his heart just now was quite correct, but he didn't expect that after he returned to Jinling, a bigger conspiracy was waiting for him.
"Anyway, acquaintance is fate."
Fang Jianhao chuckled, raised his wine glass, only to realize that there was nothing in front of Xie Yifan except food, "Hey, brother Xie, why didn't you drink?"
"I never drink."
Xie Yifan's face is extremely thick. Whenever he wants to tell a lie, he opens his mouth. He was raised by an alcoholic old man since he was a child. Can he not drink? It's very strange. Xie Yifan's face is still very strange when he says this sincere.
Fang Jianhao smiled embarrassedly, and immediately called the waiter to serve Xie Yifan soda.
"I don't drink soda either."
Xie Yifan didn't wait for the waiter to nod, and immediately waved his hand to stop it.
"Brother Xie, you are really amazing, why don't you drink soda?"
Shu Xin stared at her big curious eyes, and hurriedly stuffed a mouthful of vegetables into her mouth in doubt, before she even had time to chew, she couldn't wait to ask.
Fang Jianhao and Lu Yishuang were also a little curious, so they looked over one after another.
"Is that weird?"
Xie Yifan looked puzzled when he saw everyone, and explained: "A classmate in my junior high school likes to drink Coke. Once I bought a new bottle of Coke and shook it twice in my hand. As soon as I opened the Coke, it started blowing out. Since After that, I never drink soda again."
Lu Yishuang rolled her eyes, frowned softly, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Ignorance, the soda will definitely be sprayed if it shakes."
"But what does that have to do with you not drinking soda?"
Shu Xin didn't care about swallowing the food, let alone interrupting the question of politeness and impoliteness at this time, and immediately grabbed the topic.
Xie Yifan sighed, and said solemnly: "Because, my classmate hurriedly blocked his mouth and insisted on it... Finally, the soda sprayed out of his nose."
silence……
"puff……"!
Shu Xin was the first to start, and she couldn't hold back, spraying her mouthful of food on Xie Yifan's face opposite her.
Lu Yishuang was not much better, her almost perfect pretty face was reddened at first, then turned white, and finally turned bruise because of holding her breath for too long, tears were about to flow out.
And Fang Jianhao, who always handled things very neatly, patted the table directly, buried his face under the table, until he choked himself from laughing, and then fell to the ground.
Xie Yifan shook his head, wiped the vegetable leaves off his face calmly, and said, "I really don't understand you young masters from rich families, it's a pity to waste soda water for nothing. If you want me to block your mouth."
"Hahaha……"
Originally, the three of them didn't laugh very much anymore, but after Xie Yifan said this, everyone left their seats, squatted on the ground in a disfigured manner, and laughed even harder.
"Hey, it's a pity that this table of good food."
Seeing the three lunatics, Xie Yifan sighed expressionlessly, and then launched a final attack on the gluttonous feast on the table, gobbling it like a windstorm.
On the way back to Jinling from Gusu, Lu Yishuang didn't take the initiative to reconcile with Yifan, but she didn't make things difficult for him either.
For some reason, along the way, Lu Yishuang felt her face was hot, and a strange feeling flowed from the depths of her heart, buried in the soil like a seed.
"Hey, miss, something is wrong today."
After the car came to a complete stop, Xie Yifan stuck his head out of the car window and took a look, refusing to get out of the car.
"What's wrong, hurry down." Lu Yishuang frowned slightly.
As a goddess, the idol worshiped by all the men, she actually let a person she hates to sit in her car twice in a row. What's even more annoying is that not only did that person not appreciate Dade, but he actually had a face full of reason. As it should, Lu Yishuang was really going to be pissed off.
"No, not right."
Xie Yifan shook his head, opened the car door reluctantly and walked down.
Just then, something unexpected happened.
Like a vulture circling in the sky, with a howl piercing the air, a black shadow slammed towards Xie Yifan with such ferocity and viciousness as if he would not stop until he put Xie Yifan to death.
It's not that Fang Jianhao is the kind of dude who looks down on ordinary people like Xie Yifan.
In fact, three of the four people present were from a wealthy family in the south of the Yangtze River. It is not surprising that they have a common language, but Xie Yifan joined in. Everyone wanted to talk about some topics, but they felt that Yifan would be neglected, so it caused embarrassment.
Fortunately, Xie Yifan was more knowledgeable, and as soon as he entered the door, he launched a fierce attack on the delicious food on the table, showing that he was not interested in the topic between Lu Yishuang and the three of them, so he resolved the embarrassment.
"I don't know where brother Xie's ancestral home is from."
Finally, Fang Jianhao found a topic that he thought was relatively easy and would not be too indifferent to Xie Yifan.
Xie Yifan chuckled and said, "Shuzhong."
"Shuzhong?" Fang Jianhao was stunned.
Xie Yifan put down his chopsticks with great interest, and said with a smile, "Let Fang Shao see you laughing. It's not surprising that it's hard to get into Fang Shao's eyes in a rural area like ours in central Sichuan."
Shu Xin smiled "puchi".
Fang Jianhao frowned, but he didn't know, only Shu Xin could tell that what Xie Yifan said just now was a "cheesy smile", combined with his eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, it was like a four-frame cold caricature.
However, Fang Jianhao was honest and responsible, he didn't notice that his cousin had already made eye contact with Xie Yifan in an instant, and said with a smile: "If Brother Xie hadn't said it himself, I would have thought you were from Kuaiji."
"Huaiji people? Cousin, what kind of ears do you have? Gao, Brother Xie obviously has a Sichuan accent."
This time, Shu Xin couldn't help but speak.
Lu Yishuang was also a little curious, and took a closer look at Xie Yifan, as if he had discovered something, his eyes suddenly brightened, "Don't tell me I haven't noticed Jianhao, how much does he really look like the people from Kuaiji Xie's family?" very similar."
During this period, Xie Yifan kept his head down and did not speak.
Explanation is to cover up. At this time, the more you talk, the more you will be remembered. However, Xie Yifan has blood in his eyes at this time. If a timid person looks at him now, he will be scared. half dead.
Kuaiji thank you!
For Xie Yifan, this is a word with deep hatred. Over the years, even the old man dare not mention it easily in front of Xie Yifan, let alone others.
Suddenly, Xie Yifan's body shook violently.
He suddenly remembered Lu Linde's old fox just now. Looking at it today, even Fang Jianhao felt that he looked a little like the Xie family in Kuaiji when he saw him for the first time. Could it be that Lu Linde, who is smarter than a fox, didn't notice it?
Or was Lu Linde just pretending to be stupid?
Thinking of this, Xie Yifan almost couldn't sit still, and his heart was in a mess for a while.
I have to say that Xie Yifan's analysis in his heart just now was quite correct, but he didn't expect that after he returned to Jinling, a bigger conspiracy was waiting for him.
"Anyway, acquaintance is fate."
Fang Jianhao chuckled, raised his wine glass, only to realize that there was nothing in front of Xie Yifan except food, "Hey, brother Xie, why didn't you drink?"
"I never drink."
Xie Yifan's face is extremely thick. Whenever he wants to tell a lie, he opens his mouth. He was raised by an alcoholic old man since he was a child. Can he not drink? It's very strange. Xie Yifan's face is still very strange when he says this sincere.
Fang Jianhao smiled embarrassedly, and immediately called the waiter to serve Xie Yifan soda.
"I don't drink soda either."
Xie Yifan didn't wait for the waiter to nod, and immediately waved his hand to stop it.
"Brother Xie, you are really amazing, why don't you drink soda?"
Shu Xin stared at her big curious eyes, and hurriedly stuffed a mouthful of vegetables into her mouth in doubt, before she even had time to chew, she couldn't wait to ask.
Fang Jianhao and Lu Yishuang were also a little curious, so they looked over one after another.
"Is that weird?"
Xie Yifan looked puzzled when he saw everyone, and explained: "A classmate in my junior high school likes to drink Coke. Once I bought a new bottle of Coke and shook it twice in my hand. As soon as I opened the Coke, it started blowing out. Since After that, I never drink soda again."
Lu Yishuang rolled her eyes, frowned softly, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Ignorance, the soda will definitely be sprayed if it shakes."
"But what does that have to do with you not drinking soda?"
Shu Xin didn't care about swallowing the food, let alone interrupting the question of politeness and impoliteness at this time, and immediately grabbed the topic.
Xie Yifan sighed, and said solemnly: "Because, my classmate hurriedly blocked his mouth and insisted on it... Finally, the soda sprayed out of his nose."
silence……
"puff……"!
Shu Xin was the first to start, and she couldn't hold back, spraying her mouthful of food on Xie Yifan's face opposite her.
Lu Yishuang was not much better, her almost perfect pretty face was reddened at first, then turned white, and finally turned bruise because of holding her breath for too long, tears were about to flow out.
And Fang Jianhao, who always handled things very neatly, patted the table directly, buried his face under the table, until he choked himself from laughing, and then fell to the ground.
Xie Yifan shook his head, wiped the vegetable leaves off his face calmly, and said, "I really don't understand you young masters from rich families, it's a pity to waste soda water for nothing. If you want me to block your mouth."
"Hahaha……"
Originally, the three of them didn't laugh very much anymore, but after Xie Yifan said this, everyone left their seats, squatted on the ground in a disfigured manner, and laughed even harder.
"Hey, it's a pity that this table of good food."
Seeing the three lunatics, Xie Yifan sighed expressionlessly, and then launched a final attack on the gluttonous feast on the table, gobbling it like a windstorm.
On the way back to Jinling from Gusu, Lu Yishuang didn't take the initiative to reconcile with Yifan, but she didn't make things difficult for him either.
For some reason, along the way, Lu Yishuang felt her face was hot, and a strange feeling flowed from the depths of her heart, buried in the soil like a seed.
"Hey, miss, something is wrong today."
After the car came to a complete stop, Xie Yifan stuck his head out of the car window and took a look, refusing to get out of the car.
"What's wrong, hurry down." Lu Yishuang frowned slightly.
As a goddess, the idol worshiped by all the men, she actually let a person she hates to sit in her car twice in a row. What's even more annoying is that not only did that person not appreciate Dade, but he actually had a face full of reason. As it should, Lu Yishuang was really going to be pissed off.
"No, not right."
Xie Yifan shook his head, opened the car door reluctantly and walked down.
Just then, something unexpected happened.
Like a vulture circling in the sky, with a howl piercing the air, a black shadow slammed towards Xie Yifan with such ferocity and viciousness as if he would not stop until he put Xie Yifan to death.
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