Excellent security guard

On time, Lu Yishuang and the little witch Shu Xin were escorted to the school safely. Xie Yifan was not in a hurry to leave. He lit a cigarette and took a sip, then leaned against the wall opposite the main entrance of the school to enjoy the entrance Beauties in and out.

Beautiful legs with shredded meat... Wow!

No wonder the male students would rush from home to school several days in advance when school started. Standing here, Xie Yifan suddenly felt, well, it’s not bad to come to school occasionally.

"Brother, light a fire for your buddy."

Suddenly, a long, round guy in mid-winter leaned close to Xie Yifan, his neck almost twisted 180 degrees, 90.00% similar to the young master among the idiot brothers in the movie Tang Bohu Spotting Autumn Fragrance .

"Ci'ao, borrowing fire can still be so creative, fat man, aren't you afraid that the young master will spit on you?"

In fact, Xie Yifan had seen Fatty sneaking around beside him, but he didn't expect this guy to go around for a long time, and he wanted to strike up a conversation with him!

I have a go!

Thinking of using the magical and ambiguous word "strike up" on himself and the fat man in front of him, Xie Yifan's face was full of chills. Although he didn't despise gays, it didn't mean he could accept bl.

"Brother, you looked so handsome just now."

The fat man smiled even more obscenely, and stared at Xie Yifan with a complicated and strange expression.

Immediately, Xie Yifan couldn't help but his scalp exploded, and his whole body was dripping with cold sweat. He subconsciously took a step back, pressed his body tightly against the wall, and said politely: "Student, I'm actually not interested in 1 and 0." , why don't you go and search elsewhere?"

Fatty's smile froze, with deep sadness in his eyes, he said, "Brother, I actually admire you very much, really!"

"No need, classmate, you are too polite."

Xie Yifan almost cried, I didn't read the almanac when I went out this morning, how could I meet such a master, I would have known that I would not have been here to see the cool beauties just now.

In order to prevent the fat man from jumping over the wall in a hurry, Xie Yifan quickly put on a sincere face, stretched out a fist, and said, "Student, have you seen this before?"

"what?"

The fat man froze for a moment, and moved towards Xie Yifan curiously.

I go!

Without saying a word, Xie Yifan threw his old fist at the fat man.

"Ah, alas! . . . "

How could the fat man expect that Xie Yifan would suddenly beat him up, and he was hit hard by that old fist in a moment of surprise, he let out a scream, and staggered back a few steps.

"The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the ancestors of Sanqing bless the young master to escape."

Xie Yifan's face turned green, without even thinking about it, Sa Yazi turned around and ran away, praying silently for himself not to be followed by that wretched fat man while running.

"Buying a book for 36 tricks to pick up a girl, and asking an expert for advice on how to pick up a girl, getting beaten up, what a life... woo woo!"

Finally, the fat man who had been sobbing for a long time stood up covering his panda-like dark circles, sucked his nose, and looked at Xie Yifan's running direction with a sad face, speechless for a long time, "Brother, I just want to steal some experience. Come up and zoom in!"

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"Brother, look at this ginseng, Atractylodes macrocephala, medlar, Morinda officinalis, dodder, cistanche...all are high-quality products, very nourishing, do you want to have some of them all?"

The pharmacy owner looked sympathetically at Xie Yifan, who was still sweating profusely after blowing on the air conditioner for a long time, and introduced the medicinal materials piled up in his shop with a smile.

For young people, after all, they are full of energy and blood. Sometimes it is normal to be unable to control one's passion. Who hasn't experienced that period of time, but if it is too much, it will hurt the body.

"Are you also a top-notch product? Lie to you."

Xie Yifan sneered, his face full of disdain.

Although Xie Yifan didn't know why the boss of the pharmacy would show that weird smile to him, but since he entered the pharmacy, except for a few words with him, the boss has never stopped looking at him. He inspected the scantily clad female shop assistant. Compared with the fat man, he was more at ease with this boss.

"Hey, young man, how do you talk? Don't talk if you can't talk."

The boss didn't want to, he stared at him, and swept Xie Yifan back and forth with a vicious voice.

Xie Yifan smiled and said, "Boss, your honeysuckle, honeysuckle, forsythia, and isatid root are all genetically modified?"

"Uh!"

The boss's expression froze for a moment.

Xie Yifan didn't seem to see the boss's face at all, and continued: "Here, the good products you just mentioned, Atractylodes macrocephala, Lycium barbarum, and Morinda officinalis, these are all for grabbing greens, right? Such junk can be good Goods? Who are you fooling!"

"Hey, brother, I said brother, how about we have some tea inside?"

The boss was taken aback, and then a flattering look appeared on his face.

If the first few genetically modified medicinal materials were obtained by the other party, then you can see that the latter ones are green medicinal materials, and the person standing in front of him is definitely a master in the field. Such a person can't afford to offend easily.

People in the know know this proverb: "In March, weeds will be covered with wormwood and in April, Artemisia sativa will be harvested in April, and it will be cut for firewood in May."

Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, even pointed out directly more than 1000 years ago that Chinese herbal medicines that are not harvested according to the season are in name only and are no different from rotten wood.

But the fact now is that medicinal materials have long been turned into "agricultural and sideline products", and not many people guide farmers to grow medicines anymore.Now planting medicines is mainly regulated by price, which one is planted at a higher price, and whichever method grows the largest and fastest is used.

For example, Platycodon grandiflorum used to grow for two or three years to reach the standard, but now it can be harvested grandiosely and used as medicine after one year of artificial planting.

There is also Liao Schisandra, which has high medicinal value. It should not be harvested until October, but it has already suffered from the disaster of green rush three months in advance. The pharmacy owner himself has nowhere to look.

This one, isn't someone from the industry here to mess things up?

The pharmacy owner carefully accompanied the smiling face while secretly observing Xie Yifan's every move.

Xie Yifan didn't have that much thought to play tricks with a pharmacy owner. Since he got the "benefit" from Lu Jianwen's century-old Polygonum multiflorum last time, Xie Yifan has a little bit of knowledge, and he really hopes to get a little genius of his own. Earth treasures for emergencies.

Today, he wanted to come out and try his luck.

In fact, Xie Yifan knew very well that, not to mention geniuses and treasures, even ordinary wild ginseng over ten years old would not appear in this kind of pharmacy. In his own words, the reason why he came here was to give himself a The first is hope, and the second is to pass the boring time.

"You don't have to drink tea, boss, do you know who has the best medicinal materials in the industry?"

Xie Yifan impersonated a connoisseur of medicinal herbs and asked with a smile.